Cannon Fodder Males Chase Their Wives on Green Tea [Zerg]

After Xie Lan vomited, the whole person was dizzy. He sat back at the dining table and stared silently at the dark dishes in front of him.

It was only today that Xie Lan suddenly realized that after so many years, his cooking skills had not improved at all.

010 noticed that the host was in a low mood, and comforted: [It doesn't matter if the host has no experience, let's practice cooking in the future! 】

But 010 immediately saw Xie Lan stretched his fork to Jiang Zhibei's plate again, and the non-existent eyes were about to pop out: [Host! Don't torture yourself like this! 】

Xie Lan shoved another piece of meat into his mouth without hesitation. This time, he was mentally prepared. He didn't vomit, but his eyes were a little red from the unknown substance.

Xie Lan is not inexperienced. In fact, he has been cooking for his wife for ten years. The first time they cooked, they were both high school students, and of course my wife coughed after taking a bite and drank two glasses of water. Xie Lan felt very guilty, and was gently comforted by his wife that it was okay, but he put too much salt, and he would definitely improve with more practice.

After that, Xie Lan practiced cooking hard, and the second time she cooked, she was praised by her wife much better. Xie Lan was encouraged and her confidence increased greatly. After that, she would cook for her wife herself whenever she had the chance, and her wife also finished eating every time with great respect.

After the two got married, they were both busy at work, and there was a nanny at home who specialized in cooking. In addition, the wife said, "I don't want you to cook for me when I married you." Xie Lan also stayed away from the kitchen, but still I personally cook for my wife during major festivals and wedding anniversaries.

So he poisoned his wife for ten years?

No wonder his wife only asks him to serve one person at a time, and doesn't allow him to eat one! He originally thought that his wife wanted to monopolize him, but he was still proud of it for a long time. Now that he thought about it, it was simply because his wife was afraid that he would eat it. For so many years, Xie Lan's self-imposed image of a chef is about to be shattered!

Xie Lan shoved another sip into her mouth, chewing and thinking aggrievedly: I can tell my wife if I don't make it delicious, why do I have to endure it and finish it every time? I won't do it just because my wife has an opinion!

010 watched Xie Lan put something inedible into his mouth as if venting his anger, and was frightened: [Host, don't eat any more! If you eat like this, you will really go to the hospital! 】

Xie Lan was even more grieved and indignant: "No matter how badly I cook, I haven't reached the level of biochemical weapons!"

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a sharp pain in his abdomen.

Xie Lan: "…"

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As soon as Jiang Zhibei got off the aircraft, a familiar military female walked towards him.

This military female is a standard female body, with solid muscles, a cold face, and a very condescending smile on her lips. Different from Jiang Zhibei and Xie Lan's black hair and black eyes, he has lush blond hair. If Xie Lan sees him, he will definitely think of the big golden retriever for the first time.

A familiar soldier put an arm on Jiang Zhibei's shoulder: "Dear Lieutenant General Jiang, how did you feel on your wedding night? Did your hero take good care of you?"

Jiang Zhibei made the military female instinctively take down her arm at a glance, and the expression on her face was as gentle as always: "Other military females asked me maybe I would like to make up a series, if you ask Cecil, I still need to prepare Any excuse?"

Cecil shrugged, looking very regretful: "What if. Hey, what about the Fifth Highness? Do you think you are such a coward and shameless woman that she will give you a hard slap? , and now you're hanging in the basement?"

Although he had rinsed his mouth many times, Jiang Zhibei still had some subtle taste in his mouth. The curvature of the corner of his mouth lowered slightly, and said lightly: "That's not true, he still knows the current affairs."

Know the time? Cecil suddenly looked at his colleague with a **** expression: "What do you mean?"

"Literally." Jiang Zhibei walked towards the elevator. "If you are free, you can train new recruits. Don't fish in troubled waters just because you are a lieutenant general."

Cecil hurriedly chased after him: "No, that's too shocking, isn't it? What kind of male worm can make you say a good word? !"

Jiang Zhibei stopped, and Cecil's radar, which was aware of the danger, rang sharply, and he immediately raised his hands to surrender: "I don't want to ask if I don't ask! I'm really scared of you!"

Jiang Zhibei glanced at him with a half-smiling smile: "If you really want to know, you can come to my house to see it yourself."

Cecil froze in place, as if he had won the supreme favor, and even began to stutter: "I will go to your house to see? Did I hear it right? Lieutenant General Jiang actually invited me to be a guest?"

"Stop pretending, it's like you've never been here before. Didn't you help rebuild my villa?" The female worm's face was gentle and smiling, which made a few male worms not far away to look straight, but his tone was very Indifferent: "Some of the behavior of this male exceeded my imagination, and I suspect that the royal family's actions may be more than we thought before."

The lightness on Cecil's face retracted, and when he heard the word "royal", the muscles on his face tightened, as if trying to control his masseter muscles. After a few seconds, he relaxed and nodded: "Understood, the old place will wait for me at night."

Jiangzhibei is naturally indispensable, so the two insects separated and went to their respective workplaces.

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At the same time, Xie Lan was lying weakly on the bed hanging water.

After being called in urgently, the family doctor was surprised by the situation of the male worm: "Acute gastroenteritis after just eating a few mouthfuls of food? Does His Highness have any past medical history, or is the stomach naturally weak?"

Xie Lan didn't dare to tell the truth at all, and could only pretend that he was a poor, helpless and weak male.

Looking at him like this, the doctor couldn't say anything else, he could only sigh and exhort: "You should be cured after hanging up this bottle of water, but you should pay attention to your diet in the recent period, and I will write down all the taboos for you. Come out, try not to eat it, okay?"

Xie Lan said in a low voice, "I will. Could you please not tell the lieutenant about this? I'm afraid he will be worried."

Although the lieutenant general will definitely not worry about it, the smile on his face will probably be gloating.

But the doctor didn't know his boss, so he was greatly moved by the thoughtfulness and tenacity of the male. He immediately said that he would be tight-lipped and not say a word, and then he picked up the medicine box and left.

Xie Lan was paralyzed on the bed and did not speak to 010 for a while.

After a long time, 010 made a complex emotional voice with a mechanical voice: [Host, if this method doesn't work well, we can change to another one, don't force ourselves. For example, it is also a good way to order takeout for the villain. 】

Xie Lan has completely lost his fighting spirit, and his whole body is wilted from dehydration and stomach pain, like a yellow cabbage in the field.

010 encourages the host: [Come on, host! Because we basically did not affect the previous plot, so tonight's plot was not dropped by the butterfly, you still have to go through the plot! 】

Xie Lan was stunned: "Is there a plot tonight?"

[Yes, yes, the villain will bring the second villain of the book to dinner at home tonight! 】

Xie Lan remembered.

The second villain is a military female named Cecil, who is also a lieutenant general. On the surface, he seems to be indifferent to Jiang Zhibei, but this is actually a disguise of the two. After all, he is the one who helped Jiang Zhibei secretly expand the underground darkroom to imprison the male worm.

Tonight's plot in the original book is probably: After the original body was forcibly locked in the villa by Jiang Zhibei, Cecil cheekily followed Jiang Zhibei to his house the next day because he was curious about the male worm's situation. When Yuanshen saw Jiang Zhibei brought his colleagues home without his permission, his resentment was even worse. He not only insulted Jiang Zhibei in front of Cecil, but also threw them at both of them. Everything that could be grabbed, glass shards lay on the ground.

Cecil was still watching the fun, but the original body turned the gun again and insulted him as a lowly and filthy female who was only given to males to lick shoes in this life. Hearing these words, Cecil grabbed the original body's hair with a smile, and then slammed his head into the glass shards on the ground. A scream came, the original body twitched a few times, and then passed out.

Xie Lan immediately covered her face in horror: "!"

Although Zerg medicine is very developed and can be cured, it is also terrible!

010 is also trembling as a new system that has not brought a few hosts: [Host, you must hold on tonight, don't provoke him, it will be disfigured! 】

Although Jiang Zhibei is the biggest villain in the full text, he is his wife after all, and Xie Lan instinctively has no fear; this Cecil is different. The description of the original body pressing on the ground was so tragic that Xie Lan felt a pain in her face when she thought of Cecil now.

Xie Lan was determined to welcome Cecil with the best mental outlook, the most sincere attitude and the warmest welcome. He sat up in shock while he was dying, lifted the quilt and went to the ground, 010 screamed in his mind: [Host, you are still hanging on the water, calm down, the needle is about to slip out! 】

Xie Lan: "...Yes."

So he lay back on the bed slowly and opened Xingwang again, with a peaceful expression: "Then I'd better place an order for some necessities first, and then I'll pack other things when the delivery arrives."

010 numb: […]

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Time passed quickly, and the twin suns that illuminated the Zerg land were about to sink into the horizon.

Jiang Zhibei did not directly load Cecil when he got off work, but stopped the aircraft and waited in a place with little insect traffic. After a while, Cecil jumped in vigorously, with a look of excitement on his face, and even a little impatient, because he was really curious to be able to make Jiang Zhibei not show that gloomy smile when he mentioned it. What the males would look like.

The aircraft, which did not need to take care of the males, flew to its destination at the fastest speed.

Jiang Zhibei walked out of the cabin door, the night wind blew through his soft black hair, like a pair of gentle hands gently brushing his slightly wrinkled brows.

Slightly frowned.

Cecil, who came out after him, looked at Jiang Zhibei with a rare cold expression, and couldn't help but get nervous, his muscles tightened, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?"

Fading the smile that often hung on the corner of his mouth, Jiang Zhibei was synonymous with gloom and coldness at this time. His dark eyes stared in the direction of the villa: "There is no light."

"No lights?" Cecil repeated, and sure enough, as far as he could see, the villa was silently shrouded in the shadows of dim trees, and it seemed that he could pull it into a horror movie in the next second.

Cecil didn't quite understand Jiang Zhibei's thoughts: "Maybe your male worm went to bed early today? Go in and take a look and you'll know."

After all, there are no other living creatures in the female's home except the males. If the males turn off the lights early, the whole villa will naturally be dark.

"No, the setting of the home system is that as long as someone is at home, even if they fall asleep, there will be lights outside the villa, and there will be no lights like now."

Jiang Zhibei's face was still condensed, he walked to the door while talking, and opened the door with iris verification—

The author has something to say:

I don't allow the fact that there is no family doctor in the novel! (

Also, sitting up in shock during a dying illness is not this usage, it's just an exaggerated and funny description, little angels, don't be misled~