Choose to be a scumbag in Conan

The two young ladies next to each other picked a bottle of champagne and opened it.

After Lin Yi drank two glasses, he drove them.

Chapter 11

There were many literati in ancient times.

This show is not only reflected in their literary attainments, but also in their literary skills.

The current Xiaohuangwen is a continuation of the ancient Xiaohuangwen.

It's just that the ancient Xiaohuangwen is relatively obscure, and has great requirements for the control of words. This is something that the current author can't compare, including the author.

Using vernacular literature to describe the indescribable is easy to attract the attention of the beasts. Therefore, I am not talented and collected some "wonderful words" on the Internet for everyone to appreciate.

The yellow poems of the ancients:

The gauze account is fragrant and the orchid musk is floating, and the moth brows lightly.

The snow-white jade body penetrates the curtains, and you can't help but feel frightened.

A little cherry sip, two hands match the catkins.

The talented man urged the slaves to know, and he was not aware of the beauty of the spirit.

or:

The buds are slightly broken, and Da Chuang Yuan has more redness;

Yushim suddenly resented, and he was not without a half-feeling.

Some of you may even have heard of:

The flower path has never been swept away by the fate, and the Pengmen is now open for the king.

Of course, there are also very good sand sculpture netizens who have recreated some verses, such as:

The broken shirt is still there, and the bed is deep in spring. Splashing tears when dry, I hate goodbye and startle.

There are also:

Crying pain, old uncle, faint,

Tips, running water, any clip,

Tinker, sew, thin?

Sucking yang, under the knee,

Heartbroken man, lick it again!

Finally, one more sentence:

The moonlight in front of the window, three pairs of shoes on the ground.

Sand sculpture netizens have never disappointed. Their talents are really amazing. Unfortunately, they used the wrong place.

...

After a lively battle, a system message popped up.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the same bed and getting an ordinary treasure chest. 】

[Congratulations to the host for completing two birds with one stone and obtaining a silver treasure chest. 】

Two treasure chests were harvested, exactly the same as the harvest last night.

This made Lin Yi a little surprised. He had the female number one and the female number two last night. How did he get the same reward as the compensated dating girl?

This is not right.

Lin Yi was thinking hard, suddenly patted his forehead, and shouted:

"I don't understand, so I just ask the system, why should I think about it by myself?"

"Stupid, I'm so stupid."

After making complaints about himself, Lin Yi immediately asked the system: What are the conditions for obtaining the treasure chest?

【Ding! Every time the host finishes sharing the same bed once, get a common treasure chest. 】

[Whenever the host completes two carvings with one stone, a silver treasure chest can be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host successfully tackles a female character, a golden treasure chest can be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host successfully captures the relevant supporting actress, a diamond treasure chest can be obtained. 】

[Whenever the host has attacked the main female character, you can get a platinum treasure box]

[As for the special treasure chest, the conditions for obtaining it are excavated by the host. 】

"Do you want me to dig by myself?"

Lin Yi felt very curious when he saw the conditions for obtaining the special treasure chest.

As we all know, when it comes to good things, the way to get them is always difficult.

The way to obtain this special treasure chest still needs to be pondered and dig by himself. Lin Yi dares to pack a ticket. There are definitely good things in the special treasure chest.

"This special condition, shouldn't it be to let me go to the green house?"

Lin Yi suddenly thought of this possibility. He touched his chin and muttered: "If we speculate based on the name of the system, it is not impossible... Or is it... I want to grab my relatives on the spot when someone else gets married? This method is enough. Scum...but maybe it's eligible."

"The method of obtaining the special treasure chest has not yet been informed, but it is definitely not related to the word'scum'. You will know it after you slowly explore it."

"As for the other treasure chests, the way to get them is clear..."

Lin Yi remembered what happened with Xiaolan and Yuanzi last night, and immediately understood: "It turns out that clapping for love can only get the most basic reward. Only if they successfully attack them, they can capture their hearts. In order to get a better treasure chest."

"The method of obtaining this treasure chest is very suitable for me." Lin Yi raised his eyebrows, quite grateful for the decision he made at the beginning: "If I choose to be a detective or commit a crime, I will definitely solve some bizarre cases, or maybe It’s to create some big events to get a high-level treasure box..."

"Fortunately, I was a scumbag..."

Lin Yi expressed his satisfaction.

"Well, the next step is the much-anticipated opening of the box..."

Lin Yi couldn't help but rubbed his hands and asked God to worship the Buddha: "Tian Lingling, Earth Lingling... Give me something good, don't ask for any cultivation skills, just give me a pair of eyes that can see through a woman's heart... Open!"