City: My Little Prodigy

Seeing these three options, Shen Lang was taken aback, and he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Performing cross talk is normal.

Whether it is a school celebration or a party, there will basically be one or two cross talk shows.

The key is what is this big boulder in the chest for?

Does the system think that he has too many nieces and plans to destroy a few on the spot?

Thinking about the small bodies of Lin Jiayao's girls.

Shen Lang gave up the first option without thinking.

The indestructible body of King Kong is certainly good.

But these girls never hit the ground with a hammer.

Wouldn't that mean he died on the spot?

The third option is more interesting.

God-level communication skills

Is it possible to communicate with anything?

And to play animal acrobatics, Shen Lang happens to have god-level animal affinity.

The system also just rewarded a zoo.

Professional counterparts, conditions permitting, completely without falsehood.

This is not the third choice, is it worthy of such a big downtown zoo?

So in the next second, Shen Lang raised his head and said with a smile.

"Jia Yao, when will you have the welcome party?"

The voice fell, and there were a few girls who were chatting with each other just now.

Suddenly all fell silent.

Look at Shen Lang's small face with a bright smile.

An ominous premonition rose in their hearts.

"...Uncle, why are you asking this?"

"nothing much?"

Shen Lang looked innocent and innocent.

"My niece is worried, and as my uncle..."

"Can't you just care about it?"

"No, no, that's not what I meant..."

Lin Jiayao quickly shook her head.

"The second day after the military training is the orientation party, which is two weeks later."

"However, we haven't figured out what the show will be."

"There aren't many people in the team who really want to perform..."

When talking about this matter, Lin Jiayao felt worried for a while.

As an instructor, Wen Lan couldn't help but sigh.

"Actually, it's not difficult at all to perform a show."

"It's mainly because I don't want to perform the same old stuff."

"Boring and waste of time..."

"I still hope that students will have more programs that they like."

Hearing Wen Lan's words, Shen Lang blinked and said immediately.

"Actually, I had an idea just now."

"How to say?"

A trace of curiosity flashed across Wen Lan's eyes.

"Why don't you perform a big boulder on your chest!"

Shen Lang said with a smile.

"..."

"what?"

"Uncle...you, what did you say?"

"You say it again? Boobs... what's with boobs?"

"Broken boulders in the chest!"

Shen Lang repeated in a relaxed tone.

"What's wrong with your hearing?"

"Isn't it enough to be so young?"

"..."

The big stone in the chest, your sister!

Several girls were petrified in an instant!

How can there be such a show at a welcome party?

They're not at the acrobatic university!

Uncle, have you watched acrobatics too much?

How could you come up with such an idea!

"Uncle, don't you think this show... is a bit too exaggerated?"

Looking at Shen Lang with a stiff smile, Lin Jiayao said.

"What's the exaggeration?"

Shen Lang calmly waved his little hand.

"This is my traditional Chinese show."

"There will be many people who like it!"

I like to have a fart!

Lin Jiayao's voice stopped, and suddenly she wanted to cry.

Is she really my uncle's niece?

How come it is served by a large stone in the chest!

"Uncle...I think so..."

At this moment, Qin Baoer's hesitant voice came over.

"This big boulder in the chest is a bit too difficult for us."

"It's okay, try it and you won't suffer."

"...Well, then our physique is not enough to play with boulders in the chest!"

"You can exercise! You see Wen Lan is the instructor."

"Two weeks to train you to be a macho man with a sledgehammer in his arms and a big boulder in his chest."

"Probably not a problem!"

"Lanlan, do you think so?"

After speaking, Shen Lang blinked and looked at Wen Lan.

Seeing that cute little face, Wen Lan's reason has not yet reacted.

My heart softened in half in an instant, and I said subconsciously.

"Two weeks is still a bit short..."

"It may be difficult to carry a sledgehammer that weighs dozens of pounds, but it's not a problem to carry a dozen pounds."

"A stone or something, you can also choose a smaller, flatter one."

"It would be easier to perform--"

Before he could finish speaking, Yan Jingjing stretched out a small hand silently.

A slap slapped Wen Lan's back.

"I'm sorry, instructor..."

"There's a mosquito behind you, I'll kill you."

With a sweet smile, Yan Jingjing said very righteously.

"What did you just say?"

"I don't think I heard it right?"

"..."

Silently glanced at Lin Jiayao and Qin Baoer who were full of grief and indignation.

Wen Lan coughed and changed the subject.

"I'm sorry uncle, what I said just now didn't make sense."

"Two weeks is such a short time, there may be no way to train like that..."

"Why don't we replace it with someone else?"

"I thought about it, and suddenly felt that there is a reason for so many people performing singing and dancing."

"Let's do this too."

"It's so vulgar, I don't even want to watch it."

Shen Lang smiled slightly and said in a persuasive manner.

"Since I can't perform a big boulder on my chest..."

"Then do something else."

"What do you think of animal acrobatics?"

"It just so happens that I also have this zoo and the staff."

"..."

"Uncle, what are you talking about!"

Lin Jiayao said with a shocked expression.

"We are a welcome party!"

"It's not an acrobatic troupe!"

"Why even animal acrobatics came out!"

"Can't you?"

Shen Lang said calmly with his small hands behind his back.

"How good is animal acrobatics, and you don't need to perform."

"Training cats and dogs, little monkeys, little leopards, what's wrong?"

"...Little Leopard??? Ah??"

The more Lin Jiayao listened, the more confused she became.

The next second, she squatted down and said solemnly.

"Uncle, tell me."

"Have you been silly watching TV lately?"

"How can you come up with such an idea?"

"...you are afraid of leopards, then we won't add leopards..."

Seeing this, Shen Lang blinked.

With a soft childish voice, she said very cutely.

"I just want to see animal acrobatics... can't I?"

"Animal acrobatics are really easy."

"You see that uncle is so popular with animals."

"You must train casually, and you can perform on stage."

"It won't be a big problem."

"Didn't Jiayao say before that he likes uncle the most?"

"For your safety, I gave up the option of breaking a big stone in my chest..."

"Can't you promise uncle?"

"..."