Cloud Burst Death

I hate rain storms. Especially the sudden burst of rain with seemingly no clouds in the sky. Why do I hate it? Okay. Fine.

One damn day, minding my own business while taking my doggo on a walk, it started to rain. A 'cloud burst' as it's called, bringing thunder and lightning. Yeah, so my doggo got the shit scared out of him. Ran into the street and got my a.s.s almost ran over. I had to let go of the leash, he ran like a bat out of hell. My stupid a.s.s chased after him.

Guess what? That coward hid under a tree like an ostrich. I caught up to him and the tree got struck by lightning. I was stupid enough to be leaning on the damn thing, waiting for my giant coward. I could see stars and heard some idiot yelling out my name.

When I finally realized what the f.u.c.k happened, I became so mad that I was calm. Some dude was sitting there, drinking starb*cks, watching me like a damn creep.

"Morning Daisy." the creep spoke. Dude had a horn on his head and long glittery hair.

"The f.u.c.k? I'm not Daisy. F.u.c.k are you anyways? Creep." Who the f.u.c.k is this guy?

"Yeah I know, Carol. Come on, you dont remember me?" creep smiled.... Gross.

"I'm not Carol? I think I'd remember a creep." I shook my head.

"Wait, what?" creep froze and frowned.

"I'm Chloe. Now, who the f.u.c.k are you? Where the f.u.c.k am I? Why the f.u.c.k am I here? And lastly, share the f.u.c.k.i.n.g coffee." I demanded. F.u.c.k boy, creep, poser, wannabe, melinial.

"Y-yes.. Here.." Finally gave me some damn coffee. "I'm Galfus, unicorn god... I have an inkling of why your here and not with the god you believe in.. Um, this is my domain. I think because of your... colorful... language, you were sent to me instead. You uh..." Creep Galfus started mumbling.

"I died because of a cowardly ostrich like dog. Get on with it." I downed my coffee and slammed the cup down on the table.

"Yes! You actually died because one of my guests decided to throw a party at my place and shot 'fireworks' out... One struck the tree you were on... Therefore, we owe you... Name the price..." He said quietly.

"I want unlimited wishes, within reason." I immediately said.

"....Each god can give you 5... Because of the amounts of gods... Your price is deemed paid..." he said and looked down.

"Are you f.u.c.k.i.n.g kidding me?" I said.

"N-no.." he flinched.

"Good. I want a custom made body. Custom made bloodline. Custom made weapon and equipment. All my memories to be intact forever. And an inventory with infinant living space inside." I said with a smirk.

"....Create an avatar... however, I'll have to insist on allowing me to make a modification... Otherwise you wont be able to make a customized body..." he said and a 3d lady showed up looking just like me.

"Creepy... Alright!" I smiled.

Making my body was easy as shit. I made myself 6'7 instead of being 6'2. Long hair, reaching past my a.s.s. My c.h.e.s.t was DDD sized instead of C. My a.s.s bouncy, but not too big, from the flat bony nothing I had before. My face was slightly better than average but didnt change much. Except the extra piercings I gave myself. Originally i had snake bites but I wanted shark bites and my k9s pierced, having 2 top lips piercings and 4 on the bottom, I smiled. My other piercings stayed as well, c.h.e.s.t and bellybutton that is.

"Almost done." I said as i changed the tattoos I had. The Taurus sign on my left b.r.e.a.s.t, I changed it to completely seafoam colored. The alchemy signs on my back, I added more to complete the solar system and the elements. I also gave myself a leg tattoo of piano keys as a garter with song lyrics wrapping all the way down my leg.

I nodded. "Alright. Done."

"...you didnt input a color for your hair..." creep reminded me.

"Yup. You dont have the color I want so I left it blank." I smirked.

"But I have every color....?" he looked confused.

"Can you see my memories?" I asked. creep nodded so I told him, "Look at my hair from 2012. That's what I want unless you can do better."

Creep nodded and his eyes flashed for a moment before he smiled. "I'll do you one better!" He pulled up another avatar but only the head part. He quickly colored things and smiled, "How is it?!"

"Pastel is not my thing. I like bright, glow in the dark colors!" I said and let out a maniacal laugh. His eyes beamed for a second then he changed it.

"How about now?" he said.

I looked at the bright red, purple, blue, green and undertones of pink, lavender, sky blue, and seafoam. I tilted my head and shook it. "Try making them more vibrant."

"Alright. Here." he changed it slightly.

"Hmm.. Now add in some darker colors on the underside..." I said.

As he did, I clapped my hands, "That's it! Now, can you perhaps make it also look like its moving?"

"Something that simple? I thought you would ask for it to glow and become alive! hahaha!" he smiled.

I couldnt help smirking, "I like the way you think! Let's do that! But the glow has to be able to turn off when I want. And the hair has to follow my will!" I nodded proudly.

"Eh?" he looked at me oddly.

"You said you could. Step to it." I said.

"Y-yes.." he quickly did and added it to my avatar, making that my natural hair.

I nodded. "Now, do you whatever you needed."

"Er... Would you like to have a pair of horns or a tattoo .?" he said quietly.

"What's the tattoo look like?" I asked.

"Its... Well it's a pair of unicorns. One black and one white." he stated seriously.

"Where does it have to go?" I asked.

"....Your choice of tramp stamp, ribs, or below your belly button...." he said quietly.

"Ribs! I'm not a f.u.c.k.i.n.g tramp!" I yelled at him.

"Yes ma'am!" he said.

"Now. Anything else or can I work on my bloodline now?" I said with a frown.

"The list of available bloodlines is there." creep said as he pointed at a screen by the avatar creation screen.

I nodded and began looking at it. Before long I sighed, "If I get a spirit bloodline added to ghoul bloodline, would they mix?"

"No. If you want odds to mix you need a stabilizer. Put 'Adaptation' as your main bloodline then add the rest." he said knowingly.

"Thanks." I mumbled and switched it to his suggestion. After a few minutes, I nodded. "Alright. Done."

"You know added pure element bloodlines individually will be more powerful than the all element bloodline.. And instead of angelic, I think you should increase the elements amount. Only thing angel will do is make others follow you like stalkers... And demonic bloodline just makes people hate you and try to kill you. Dragon wont let you become a dragon because your not a pure dragon. And the Ghoul part will make you a one eyed without the food restrictions..."

"Thanks bro!" I said with a smile.

"...What have I done..." he mumbled with a shiver.

"Alright. Now I'm done." I declared.

"What is your weapon of choice then? And equipment..?" he asked with a sigh.

"Right! I'd like a katana with a chain. The chain has to be connected to me, able to move wherever I need it whenever I need it. The blade has to be black with a white cat on it. Right, the chain should be black with red specks, to look like it has blood on it. The whole thing unbreakable!" I said smugly.

"Yes~" he sighed.

"I want high waisted short shorts that are black, a red and black flannel jacket and a red tank top. Black and red cowboy boots and cowboy hat. Hmm... Make that as the base outfit. Make copies in each bright color in my hair... Make them indestructible and bound to me. All u.n.d.e.r.w.e.a.r should match the clothes. Boy short p.a.n.t.i.e.s with black as the side color, lace push up bra with black side color. Also indestructible and bound to me. Hm.. I'll also need them enchanted so my body stays at a perfect temperature at all times, never get wet, and always stay clean. All black swim suit with chains instead of strings that auto connects itself to the right size. Oh! Back to my body, I want to have the same figure no matter what!" I smiled and thought to myself, 'I dont think I'm forgetting.. ah!' "Black socks! Above the ankle, same as the rest of the clothes!"

"That's doable." he said with a nod.

"Hmm... I'll probably also need a dress of some kind... Nah, I'll have a black high waisted short skirt, with an all black corset. Same as the rest of the clothes. Also, I need to make a modification to my body." I stated.

"What is it?" he said apprehensively.

"I want to never have to shave. At all. Every. Anything." I stated.

"Eh? O-of course." he seemed embarrassed.

"Alright, I'll call in with the rest of my wishes. Right. I need a smart phone that connects at all the gods, in a group chat sort of thing. Add a status plate. Make the phone indestructible and always charged, bound to me. Oh and headphones! Also bound and indestructible. Send me off to walking dead world, I want to wake up in the truck Rick drives off in in Atlanta! Fully clothed in the red cowboy outfit, sword on the floorboard. Never ending cigarette pack with a cat shaped zippo that I dont have to refill. Also all indestructible." I smiled.

Creep Galfus flinched and nodded. "I can do that. Also, your clothes will be in your phone inventory... Special gift from me, its infinite. Also... the god who screwed up has given you instant mastery and all swordsmanship so when you wake up, you will have a headache. I'll leave a coffee in your inventory for you..."

"Good. Thank you. Hey, by the way, if you have coffee ready for visitors they wont be so angry." I said with a smile.

"Right. Thank you for the advice. Off you go." he said and shoved me into a portal.

"Your actually a prick! F.u.c.k you douchebag!" I said as I fell into darkness.