Come on, come on, which life of me can you beat?

"You rebels, your father was attacked by shrews, if you don't pull your father, forget it," "If your father falls, you won't

help your father!"

Huang Maoxiang has been complaining since he got in the car.

"Self-inflicted, you can't live, knowing that Liu Jiaxin has a bad temper, you still deliberately provoke her." Mo Fengchen was speechless.

"Uh-huh." ×2

Two other people agreed.

"You! You guys! Jiao Junxiang clutched his chest and said that his heart hurts...

"When I arrived, I suddenly reacted, we are just across the street, is it necessary to drive?" Wang Haowen, who was driving, suddenly reacted.

"Maybe think it's the reason why you use your luxury car every time you flirt with your sister."

"Uh-huh." ×2

The other two said yes.

"What do you say like I only use the car to flirt

with my sister...""Next time because of flirting with my sister, don't ask me to be your wingman..."

×2

The other two said I won't help you either.

"Uh..."

Wang Haowen's love history is very rich, and it is also very...

This thing wants to flirt when he sees a beautiful woman...

It's a beast that doesn't fall in love after flirting.

Oh no, it's not as good as a beast.

"Hey, beauty, would you like to go for a ride?"

Well, the way of accosting the scum in the last century....

But the Mercedes-Benz big G2050plus version behind him is quite attractive.

Well, then this thing really took the girl for a ride.

And then finally the girl said delicately: "It's late, why don't you send me home?" "

And then this retarded person really sent people home... I really only sent people home...

At the beginning, when Jiao Junxiang heard him talk about it, he pressed him to the ground and blasted him...

The most cheating thing is that this product really wants to flirt when he sees a beautiful woman...

Once I saw a beautiful woman full of motherhood, and without saying a word, I went up directly to invite me for a ride...

If it weren't for Mo Fengchen kicking him away next to him, the black-faced big brother next to him would be able to unload Wang Haowen's parts...

"Ahem, don't talk about my great achievements of my father, get out of the car quickly."

"Huh~(☄○Yi○)" ☄ ×2

"Little mouse, we're down, have you booked a room?"

"It's settled, I just got the key."

"Little rats lead the way~

" "You are a little mouse, your whole family is a little mouse!"

"Ahem, I'll go shopping first." Qu Junlong saw the territory of his "wife", said a word and ran away.

"This kid..." Wang Haowen looked helplessly at his friend.

"Let's go first, the head bartender orders a drink!"

"We're all coming by car... "

It's okay, I don't drink, I guess Qu Junlong doesn't drink either, let's just drive." Liu Jiaxin pushed his large-rimmed glasses and said.

"Okay, um... Or come to the fruit bar, it's not appropriate to drink during the day. "

What's the point of fruit wine?"

"Ten cans of each."

"si............""

It's not... We're here to sing, not to drink! Wang Haowen remembered.

He's a drunkard.

Although one cup is drunk, a thousand cups are not poured...

Broadly speaking, even one glass of wine can make him drunk, but after drinking a thousand glasses, this thing will not get drunk...

"Fruit wine is also called wine? That's juice! Mo Fengchen retorted.

“°.°·( ((p(≧□≦)q)))· °.°

""Uh... Okay, drink less..."Mo Fengchen glanced at Cao Xiaoyu and decided to give up

, "Then come nine of each...""

Okay, I placed an order, five cans of lychees, pineapples, grapes, lemons, and peaches, is it enough?"

"No...""

Enough"×4+"(ゝ∀・)b

""............""

Alright, order a song!"

"I'll come first! Draw the sword and the Divine Comedy! At this time, Qu Junlong ran back.

"Again... This is all decades ago, there is no national government

in the small days, and I still listen to these...""No way, is it classic~"

———— dividing line (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑)————

digression: The current time is 2050, and the small day, that is, the Sakura Country was subjected to economic sanctions by various countries around the world because of the discharge of nuclear sewage into the sea in the third year, and his Eagle Sauce Daddy did not expect that the nuclear sewage would run to his doorstep with the ocean current in less than two years.

So the shameless also participated in the camp of sanctioning Xiao Ri, and after being stabbed in the back by his own big father, the country's economy plummeted.

After the transfer of their nationals, all countries stopped flights to and from the Sakura Country, the sea was polluted, the airspace was blocked, and the Sakura Country was passively locked down.

Because of the poverty of life, there are frequent riots in the country, and

in 2029, the government of Sakura Country issued a frenzied directive: the nuclear sewage that was originally expected to be discharged in 30 years will be discharged at one time, and everyone in the world will be wiped out. (To be honest, there is something wrong with the brains of this people, and the author doubts that they can really do it).

In 2030, the man reappeared and assassinated the then prime minister of Sakura Country.

"The first shot announces my arrival, the second shot announces your departure!"

"I put my life into the chamber of the gun and save the blue sea with two bullets!"

As for who this hero is? After the appearance (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑), the

Kori Islands will return to their past history, the Warring States period.

———— dividing line ( ́◔∀◔') ————

"Wow~Is this a good song for Long Zai~~" Qu Mingyue applauded next to him.

"This product will also sing about this two-dimensional one, look at my brother!" Jiao Junxiang picked up the microphone, raised his head, and opened his mouth, showing what it means to have a magic sound in his ears...

"! Mourn!! Not dripping (jing) straight not happy!! "

Sleep!! Scald!! Wang Haowen covered his ears, regretting that he couldn't stop this thing in advance.

The can of fruit wine that Mo Fengchen just took was directly pinched and exploded by him...

Syllable!

Qu Junlong slammed the knife and slashed Jiao Junxiang's head, ending his sin.

"I'm alive, I'm alive!" Liu Jiaxin clutched her chest with palpitations.

"Who am I, and where am I? Am I Crooked Bibab? "The middle and second sick girls don't need to call themselves princesses.

“(੭ ᐕ)੭？" This one is even more directly stupid...

"Uh, uh... It's very individual..."The royal sister was dumbfounded...

"Damn... Three years in college... The first time I heard you sing... Sing (?) Song, I don't want to listen to it again in the rest of my life" Qu Junlong's eyes lost their highlights.

Mo Fengchen changed a can of fruit wine, opened it and drank it, suppressing the shock.

"Hmm... It is estimated that it can sing (?) Dead [Black Iron Level] life, sing (?) Crazy [Bronze]... I can't even carry this [gold]..."Mo Fengchen thought in his heart...

However, thinking about it, this master's head has begun to shake, and he can't sit steadily.

One can after another, the speed was so fast that the surprised crowd couldn't react.

"! Lao Mo has been drinking!! Σ(*゚д゚ノ)ノ"Wang Haowen realized the seriousness of the problem.

"Come on! I'll sing you one!! "Mo, who has always been very cold and serious, began to call himself 'Lao Tzu'.

"Okay, this master, please~" Wang Haowen still remembers that the last time he drank, this master went to the martial arts hall next to him to kick the hall, and directly the master + 30 disciples...

"Hurry up and let this master release his energy. (ง๑ •̀_•́)ง" Wang Haowen made a glance call to the two of his rebels.

“OK(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧！" X2.

"Okay, master, I'll order a song..."Mo Fengchen's originally relaxed expression suddenly tensed.

“？ ...... What happened to Lao Mo? "

“？ ω？

"Hey, hey, hey... Who gave you the guts..."Mo Fengchen's expression became hideous with the naked eye.

"Old Mo?" Wang Haowen sensed that something was wrong.

"Why do you think I'm pretending with my strength...""Why do you think

I'm going behind the scenes...""

Lao Tzu just doesn't want you to break my peaceful life with only a few years left!!"

"Hey! Old Mo! What happened to you!!! Wang Haowen shook his shoulders with both hands, listening to his good brother's self-talk and worrying for a while.

"You're not going to drink like crazy!!"

"Drink... Whew..."Mo Fengchen took a deep breath.

"It's okay, I'll go out and take a breath..."After speaking, Mo Fengchen didn't care about everyone's concerned eyes.

"Old Mo..." Wang Haowen's hands froze in the air.

"I'll go out and have a look." Wang Haowen turned around and said.

"I'll go too."

"How can I miss my sister~

" "٩(๑•̀ω•́๑)۶

" "And this princess!"

Everyone stood up.

"You guys..." Wang Haowen sighed.

"They're all good friends."

"Old Mo..." Wang Haowen felt worried in his heart, he had known Mo Fengchen for more than ten years, and for the first time he saw [anger] on his face.

Calm, calm, strategizing, and even omnipotent, this is Wang Haowen's impression of silent dust.

"What the hell is going on?"

On the other side, the silent dust has reached the top floor of the building where the KTV is located...

"Although there is no law to this kind of thing itself",

"But I really didn't expect it... You will actually appear directly beside Lao Tzu...[Calamity]..."

Mo Fengchen looked at the pitch-black mist in front of him, so dark that it made people feel that the light was swallowed by it.

The fog gradually expanded, spreading, and slowly spilling over the level it was on.

And the human beings on this floor, the moment the [Calamity] appeared, they lost their lives, and now they are lying on the ground without any movement.

"! What is it? "Downstairs, someone noticed the black fog on the top floor.

"It can't be a fire, right?"

"Call 119!"

And at this time, the silence is dusty.

"Who you have the guts... Dare to disturb Lao Tzu's life!! "

Mo Fengchen, who was already drunk, lost his normal judgment and gave up his disguise.

It's like a fly crawling onto the cake you're eating, disgusting

, angry,

an ordinary life that you have only had a chance to get in a lifetime, disturbed by a bed bug

... "Don't blame me if you look for death!!!!"

He just wants to vent his inner crush them!!