Conan: I Am Not a Snake Spirit

"Has the medical examination equipment been delivered?" an old man asked.

"It's here!" The breeder hurriedly said, "The Manchi Group sent a batch of new equipment over early in the morning!"

Chi Feichi: "..."

My father's group came out again to gain a sense of presence.

However, Mr. Dashan still has courage. If the panda can do well, the Manchi Group will provide the equipment, and a wave of advertisements will be played invisibly. If the panda can't do well, the group may be angered.

At this time, it is a big gamble to be responsible for providing medical examination equipment.

"Let's go in and take a look," Somatuo said solemnly, turning his head to remind Chi Feichi, "Don't approach me indiscriminately, follow me."

After entering the venue, a group of people did not approach rashly, only the breeder walked slowly with fresh bamboo.

Before approaching the side, the giant panda stood up, slapped the floor with a slap, and roared, showing a very irritable mood.

Chi Feichi was also sure that the giant panda was in a bad mood, because in his ears, the roar was——

"Get out! Touch me!"

Seeing that the breeder did not dare to approach, the giant panda lay flat on the ground again, "Oh..."

Chi Feichi took a closer look and felt that the giant panda was not sick. It might be a bit of bipolar disorder, also known as bipolar disorder, where the mood alternates between abnormally high and abnormally low.

If you don't say it so seriously, it's just... a bad mood!

Next to it, five old men were still talking to the breeder about the situation.

Chi Feichi stared at the giant panda from the side.

After being stared at for a while, the giant panda also felt that something was wrong. He stretched himself up to take a look, met a pair of cold purple eyes, and panicked inexplicably, "What... are you looking at?"

Chi Feichi didn't know how to speak. He was not from Sichuan in his previous life, so he couldn't speak Sichuan dialect.

"Hal."

Well, it means Guawazi, idiot.

The giant panda sat up straight all of a sudden, put its hands beside its legs, and stared at Chi Feichi.

This movement immediately alarmed a group of people nearby, and everyone fell silent, looking at the giant panda who suddenly sat up.

Then Chi Feichi stopped talking, and asked in standard Mandarin, "Do you miss home?"

The giant panda can understand this sentence. It remembers that when it left, when the parents didn’t speak the dialect, they said it in Mandarin——

Missing home... Missing you... Good boy...

In the next second, a shadow rushed towards Chi Feichi at a fast speed.

Boom——

Chi Feichi didn't expect the giant panda to pounce on him, so he forgot to react and was thrown to the ground.

In two lifetimes, except for his sister, it was the first time he was thrown down by other creatures...

The giant panda put its head in Chi Feichi's arms, "Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Feichi was taken aback at first, and was about to bite the panda, but he was stunned for a moment when he heard the panda's low cry, "Master, is it sad?"

"En." Chi Feichi responded, and raised his hand to pat the back of the giant panda lying on his body, "Good boy."

"Aoooooooooooooooo..."

When the giant panda heard the familiar words, it cried even more sadly.

Chi Feichi remained silent. He... probably wouldn't comfort people, nor would he comfort animals...

In the afternoon, the sun shines into the venue through the glass.

A group of people stared blankly at Chi Feichi who was thrown down, and at the black and white dumpling that was screaming in Chi Feichi's arms, forgetting how to react.

No one knew that the continuous and rapid calls of the black and white balls were wailing sounds that they could not understand...

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Chi Feichi silently patted Black and White Tuanzi on the back.

After traveling for so long, this is the most unrestrained cry he has ever heard, and it is also... the most heartbreaking.

"This..." An old man came back to his senses, "Is there something on Mr. Chi's body that stimulated it?"

"Come on, pull it away first," Soma Taku stepped forward lightly, and said in a low voice, "Be careful, don't hurt the giant panda."

Hearing this, Chi Feichi felt even more heartbroken.

It was he who was thrown down...

"Don't cry, they're here..." Chi Feichi said softly to the giant panda.

This time it was in Japanese. He communicated with animals regardless of language. He wanted to see if it would be useful to fellow villagers.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" The giant panda turned around and roared at the approaching people with the look of "I'm super fierce", "Get out! Don't beat me up!"

A group of people hesitated and did not come forward.

Chi Feichi patted the black and white dumpling, "Let go first..."

"Don't let go!" The giant panda turned around and lay down, hugging Chi Feichi tightly, "I don't need to speak the dialect and I don't let go!"

Chi Feichi was speechless for a while. It wasn't a matter of whether he spoke a dialect or not. "What does it have to do with a dialect?"

"You won't say it, and you won't understand me when I say it, so I won't say it, don't run away," the giant panda hugged Chi Feichi tightly, grumbling, "Those people are annoying, they won't let me roll , don’t let me climb trees, take a shower, take a shower, take a shower, take a shower, I don’t want to take a shower, but they still wash it for me, I want you to stay with me for a while, I won’t let go, as long as I don’t let go, you won’t be able to get out..."

Chi Feichi: "..."

Speaking of which, this venue is a bit too clean, similar to living in people.

On the other hand, giant pandas secrete oil to protect their skin. Frequent bathing will wash off a lot of hair and the protective layer of the skin. It looks clean, but it will reduce immunity.

In China, the breeding sites are all imitating the wild environment. Giant pandas like to roll in puddles, climb trees when they like to climb trees, and play with mud when they like to play with mud. This is probably the most comfortable.

"May I help you communicate?" Chi Feichi asked.

"Okay..." The giant panda still didn't let go.

Chi Feichi had no choice but to hold the giant panda steady with one hand, get up on the ground with the other hand, and negotiate with the others.

Negotiation failed.

Others would not believe that this was the giant panda's wish, and Chi Feichi didn't want to be treated as a snake maniac, so he explained the situation from the aspects of immunity and mental state.

But whether it is climbing a tree or taking a bath, the zoo has its own reasons. It is afraid of accidents when climbing a tree, and cannot afford it. The dirty giant panda is afraid that people will say that it is not well taken care of, and even said that the temperature can be controlled in the venue. , will not let the giant panda catch a cold.

It made sense, Chi Feichi couldn't refute it, the zoo did have its own difficulties.

The only thing they agreed to consider was the mud rolling pit. The zoo thought it could open up a clean mud pit, that is, the kind where the mud needs to be sieved, or you need to take a bath after rolling.

After hearing Chi Feichi's report, the giant panda hugged Chi Feichi, "Forget it, they don't understand my heart..."

Chi Feichi was a little helpless. If it was smaller, it would not be awkward to hold it. He felt very strange holding such a big giant panda, "Tuanzi, can you come down first?"

"If you don't run away, I will go down."

"I'm not running."

"Mr. Chi, its name is..." The breeder just wanted to remind Chi Feichi that he called the wrong name when he saw the giant panda obediently crawling down.

Chi Feichi walked to the place where the bamboo was placed, and the giant panda followed.

"Eat by yourself." Chi Feichi picked out a bamboo and handed it over.

The giant panda obediently took the bamboo again, and bit it, "By the way, how do you know I'm homesick?"

"I can feel it," Chi Feichi sat aside and handed bamboo to the giant panda, his eyes were calm, "You may be able to go back, but I will never go back."

The giant panda stopped nibbling on the bamboo, and looked up at Chi Feichi, "It should be very convenient for you humans to go back, right?"

"It's complicated to say." Chi Feichi lowered his eyes.

He can go there, but he will never have that identity again, just a foreigner.

Over there, a group of people watched a giant panda sitting side by side, looking at each other.

Started to eat?

This... Could it be that the giant panda disliked the original name and lost its temper?

"It does seem to be a psychological reason," said an old man, "but I still have to check my body and observe it for another two days."

The other old man looked at Soma Taku and said with a smile, "Professor Soma's students are really excellent. They found the disease so quickly and helped to adjust it."

"Oh, we are getting old..." Another person sighed.

Somatuo narrowed his eyes with a smile, "The consultant is really talented in veterinary medicine, and he is very popular with animals. He also raised a snake and domesticated it very well..."

In the next second, the smile on Souma Taku's face froze, and he took two steps forward, "Consultant... Snake, isn't it red?"

Feichi poked his head out of his collar when he heard someone calling it.

The giant panda looked at Matuo, then turned to see Feichi, fell back and rolled around with the bamboo in his arms, "Oh my god, there's a snake!"

Chi Feichi: "..."

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This is to be scared?

He looked like he was acting cute...

The group of people over there did not dare to move again, for fear of frightening the snake or the giant panda.

But the facts proved that the giant panda is really cute. After rolling over, it rolled back with two more bamboos in its arms, and handed them to Chi Feichi and Feichi with its paws, "I almost forgot, hey, do you want to eat?"

Some people are afraid of snakes, but in the eyes of giant pandas, snakes and humans are another kind of animal. If they don't feel malicious or dangerous, they won't be too afraid.

Chi Feichi said to Fei Equator, "It invites you to eat bamboo."

Feichi shrank back under Chi Feichi's clothes, and said speechlessly, "Master, do you think I can eat bamboo?"

"It doesn't eat." Chi Feichi relayed for Feichi.

"Well, I guess you don't know how to eat it, you can't bite it," the giant panda turned around, plucked at the bamboo, found a bamboo shoot and handed it to Chi Feichi, "What about this one? Can you bite it?"

"I don't eat it, it has nothing to do with being able to bite or not being able to bite," Chi Feichi explained, "Humans eat raw bamboo shoots, and eating them in moderation will not be life-threatening, but raw bamboo shoots contain a lot of indigestible cellulose and oxalic acid. Oxalic acid will form complexes with calcium, iron, zinc and other minerals that are difficult to dissolve and absorb, which will affect the normal function of the body to absorb calcium and iron..."

Seeing that the giant panda's condition had stabilized, the people standing by wanted to step up to check the situation, but as soon as they got closer, they heard Chi Feichi explaining science to the giant panda in a serious manner.

Qiqi was silent.

After a while, an old man said, "Well, it seems that Mr. Chi really treats animals as friends."

Soma Taku was silent, how should I put it, their consultants always felt that they could communicate with animals and plants...

"Oxalic acid can easily combine with calcium in the human body to form stones..."

"...Eating will increase the burden on the stomach and intestines, causing gastric bleeding and esophageal variceal bleeding, especially for patients with liver cirrhosis..."

"Patients with digestive tract diseases are prone to indigestion, bloating, acid reflux and other discomfort symptoms after eating bamboo shoots. Excessive consumption may cause complications such as hematemesis and melena..."

The giant panda listened blankly to Chi Feichi's science introduction, "Then do you have those diseases?"

"No," Chi Feichi patted the giant panda's head, "but you have to take care of your body, it's very important."