Conquer the World

(Seeking collection)

Chapter 79: The Handsome Man Is Silly

After arriving in this world, the biggest feeling of Jiefang is that the manpower looks really unlimited. The cognition inherent in the previous life has been raped time and time again by the reality of this world, and Te Niang's feelings are so exciting that he can't help but wonder if the directors of martial arts dramas in the previous life have crossed over and then returned.

But even Chu Liuxiang, if he is so fat, he will not be able to squat on a slender weed and sway in the wind. With such a squat pull, Xiang Shuai will also be envious of hate.

This once again subverted Fang Jie's understanding of human structure, and also subverted the knowledge he had learned during the past ten years of hard study.

For such a fat man, Fang Jie's most wanted to say is.

This unscientific.

The fat man wearing moon white clothes has been soaked in sweat into an egg-yellow gown, staring at Fang Jie with a smile, pointing at the clothes on Fang Jie's body and smiling: "Destroyer?"

Fang Xie shook his head first, then nodded again.

"I heard that Youwei's soldiers were transferred to Yanwu Stadium. It was these soldiers who competed for the top three of Yanwuyuan. At this time, you are hiding here. It seems that you have won. Can you tell me who? Got the first name? "

He actually asked this.

Rather than why you are here, are you trying to make such a common sense problem?

Fang Xie's hand was always placed on the handle of the horizontal knife, and the muscles in the whole body were tight. Although his current posture looks a little embarrassed, if the fat man does anything, he can stab a knife in a second and hurt people. But Fang Xie did not dare to draw a knife, and even deliberately suppressed his hostility.

For a fat man who can squat on the grass, he doesn't know if his resistance is useful. Of course, if this fat man takes a shot, even if resistance is meaningless, Fang Jie will not stand still.

"It should be Rowan."

He answered.

"what?"

The fat man whispered a little surprised, then scratched his hair angrily and said, "I've put five hundred and twenty silver on Li Fubo's body. Wouldn't I have lost it if Luo Wen claimed the first name? Okay, so bad. "

He came down from the blade of grass with gentle movements. The grass didn't seem to change when he stepped on the ground with both feet. The wind was still gentle, and the grass was still swaying slightly.

"Aren't you trying to ambush and rob us?"

After a few words of depression, the fat man asked for a solution, and was very serious.

Fang Xie shook his head very seriously and said, "I really don't mean this, you should see that I am hiding from you. If I want to rob, I should jump out and say a few hard words. For example, this way I opened it. I planted this tree. If I want to live there, I will leave some money to buy. "

"These words are really chicken-shit."

The fat man shook his head and said, "These things you said should be done by those officials in the Da Sui government."

Fang Xie deeply thought so, so he nodded vigorously.

"Since you are not trying to rob us, then I have nothing to do. You keep hiding, I go first, and I'm sorry to bother you. Don't worry, I won't go to the newspaper officer to hide a deserter. Because I The government wo n’t give me any rewards if I go to report. I ’m not doing anything good. ”

The fat man smiled and waved his hand, saying goodbye.

When he stepped on the official road, a carriage curtain opened on the side of the road opened a gap. Someone looked inside and asked, "Little wine, what's the matter?"

The speaker had a low voice and a strong male voice.

"Owner, nothing, I met a little deserter who was a little bit interesting, but I think he should have lied, although I don't know what he lied to me. Because it has nothing to do with our firm, nor is he trying to rob, so I have Ignore. "

"He lied to you that he wasn't actually a deserter."

The person in the carriage said something, then lowered the curtain and said, "Let ’s go, Yuer has been away for so long, and there is no way to go home. She must want to take a bath and relax and take a beautiful look. Take a nap. "

"Yes"

The fat man bowed his head and glared at Fang Jie and said, "You lie to me!"

Fang Jie wanted to laugh, but didn't dare.

Since coming to this world, he has met many interesting people, such as big dogs, such as Mu Xiaoyao, such as the old sister-in-law, and even Su Tugou and the boss's wife of Fangu Dog Meat Shop are all interesting people. But I don't know why, although I just talked with this fat man for a few words of no nutrition, he felt that this fat man should be more interesting than the big dog. A person who is so bored will come to squat on the grass and talk to yourself about the topic of robbery?

"Well ... can I ask you something."

Fang Xie stood up and patted the broken leaves and dust on her body and asked with a serious expression: "You said you wouldn't report me without any benefit, I'm grateful. But I want to ask ... Can you be a good person to the end? Take me down the town? "

"You are really not a deserter."

The fat man shook his lips and said, "How can there be a deserter who flees to the city? In this case, you may have killed the soldier and grabbed it. You may be a murderer, and It is a murderer who killed the Da Sui army. Now it is no good. I will also arrest you and send it to Chang'an Mansion, because I am a big Sui people with a sense of justice. It is each Da Sui ’s responsibility to maintain the peace of the emperor. Everyone should have the realization. "

He said, walking towards Fang Jie.

"Five hundred and two"

Fang Xie stretched out his hand and said, "Just make up for the money you lost."

The fat man's footsteps paused, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly coughed in the carriage. The fat man's face changed slightly, then he shook his head and said, "No."

"One thousand and two!"

Fang Jie bite and bite and said, "Just when you made the right bet and doubled, you can forget me when you enter the city. I don't remember your kindness, you don't remember me."

There was another cough in the carriage, so the fat man shook his head again.

Fang Xie took a hard breath and reported his own bottom line: "One thousand and one hundred two, I don't have one more coin."

"Done"

The words were not what the fat man said, but the people in the carriage.

Wu Yi, the richest man in Da Sui, who is known as the richest man in the world, decided to bring a suspected deserter into the capital of the capital because of the money of 1,112.

He opened the curtain and said to the fat man solemnly: "One hundred and twelve silver is the business I have personally taken care of, it has nothing to do with you, um, it has nothing to do with it."

The fat man looked bitter, and asked aggrieved, "Is there a share?"

Wu Yi shook his head: "There isn't a single coin."

...

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Fang Xie sat on a carriage and took off his Da Sui warrior coat with some difficulty. Then he opened the curtain and asked the fat man who was riding next to him: "Are you going to change my clothes?"

"Have"

The fat man nodded and said, "Add five hundred and twenty silver."

"You can't make five hundred miles with gold, right?"

Fang Xie scolded in his heart while bargaining: "Fifty-two, the most. Even the most famous Yuexiangji in Chang'an City, the fine-made cotton clothing, is at most this price."

He is right, but in fact, a piece of cotton clothes can sell for fifty-two silver or even outrageous prices, so Chang'an Yuexiangji can sell it. The Emperor Sui of the Great Sui Dynasty never lacked big family members, not to mention the merchant Jia Fuhao. People who have no meritorious name are not allowed to wear brocade clothes even if they are rich. Moreover, the social status of businessmen is not high. Whoever wears a Jinyi is challenging the majesty of the Great Sui Dynasty. Light blame, and heavy distribution.

The business people have money, they must show that they are different from ordinary people. When sitting together to talk about business, I didn't want to lose my face. Therefore, in the hearts of these rich people, Yuexiangji introduced a series of finely crafted and comfortable cloth clothes. The most important thing is that it looks as bright as brocade, but it is expensive.

I have to say that this is a very successful marketing plan. Since the introduction of the Seiko cloth clothing series by Yuexiangji, businessmen have rushed to it, wearing a Yuexiangji clothes as a symbol of taste. The commoner has the taste of brocade, and it doesn't violate the law. We can say that Yuexiangji's boss is a business talent.

"Can Yuexiangji's commoner save you?"

The fat man asked for a solution.

"No"

Fang Jie shook his head.

"It's not enough. Yuexiangji's splendid robes are the most common style for selling fifty-two silver pieces, and they are still the old backlog of last year. Do you see this very handsome and elegant moon white robe on me? It took me 362 dollars. So I can only say that you have no knowledge, and then I want to say that you take your life too seriously. "

"One hundred and two"

"Four hundred and eighty two."

"One hundred and fifty two"

"Four hundred and fifty two"

Fang Jie really couldn't fight this fat man, and said ruthlessly: "Three hundred and sixty-two, according to the price of the clothes on your body."

"Okay."

The fat man nodded with a smile, and then took off his moon white robe and threw it to Fang Jie: "One penny and one penny, there is no bullying."

The sweaty smell on this dress almost knocked Fang Jie over, and Fang Jie firmly believed that even the big dog's stinky feet did not have such power. And because this dress is made according to the body of the dead fat man, Fang Jie bit his teeth and endured the taste of drilling into his nose to wear it. Then he wore it as if he was wearing a barely covered knee. Dress, what is special is to add fertilizer to increase models.

The fat man took off his gown and only wore the white clothes inside. He counted the silver tickets that were delivered from several places. Hehe smiled and said, "You don't seem to be an ordinary person when you go out with so much silver. But I do business Pay attention to credit, took your money to keep you safe and kept confidential for customers, rest assured, I will not ask you what your identity is. "

After saying this, he suddenly realized what he had said to the carriage in front of him: "Owner, I made this sale myself, and the goods were bought by my own money. Does it matter if we go through the world?" Three hundred and sixty-two silver, I can take it ... "

The thick male voice in the carriage snorted and asked, "When Yuexiangji bought this dress, did Yuexiangji's guys discount you because you are the one I am in? How much silver are you discounting? The money you save is the benefit of my reputation as a freight-forwarder. So ... the silver I have discounted is the stock I bought in the transaction you just bought. "

The fat man's face became very wonderful, and he took a hundred and two reluctantly from the silver ticket and shoved it into the carriage in front.

Fang Xie's eyes were straight, and he couldn't help but sigh, "It's hard to make a fortune without doing business."

"you are wrong."

The fat man shoved the remaining silver bills into his clothes, and the other side explained seriously: "If you do business like this, only our proprietor will make a fortune in the world. UU reading www.uukanshu.com because others would dare In this way, he will not be able to leave a pair of trousers. "

The carriage curtain in front opened a gap, and a piece of paper flew out.

"It's a good shot, proprietor rewards."

The thick male voice said slightly.

The fat man flew out from the horse's back, his body made a roundabout like a swallow around the wall in the air, grabbing the one hundred and two silver tickets he just handed in and flying back on the horse's back. The action was incredible, Completely contrary to human mechanics and gravity.

At this moment, a small head was found in the carriage behind, and looked at the front, a little curious. This is a 14-year-old girl with a delicate eyebrow and a beautiful figure. Although it hasn't been fully opened and there is still some baby fat on the jaw, there is no doubt that many men will be lost to death after two or three years.

She took a few glances and then retracted her head, then said a little excited to the woman sitting in the carriage with her eyes closed, "Miss, the fool who spent 1,112 dollars to buy the road turned out to be a handsome boy. It ’s clear. "

"moron"

The pretty woman called a lady frowned slightly: "Isn't a long handsome handsome fool a fool? Don't you think it's an intolerable thing to be handsome?"

"Miss ... isn't it."

Xiaoya's eyes widened, and she said a little worried.

"The handsome guy is still stupid and doesn't lie to playing home, thanks to him. He's back to the emperor, and he wants to have a dull and boring life. He must have some fun, right?"

She smiled, forefinger and thumb pinched in the air, as if pinching a flower butterfly's legs to see how it could not fly away. However, in her opinion, the guy who spends money to take along should be more fun than the flower butterfly.