Cooking in the Monster Shelter

Lingxi sat blankly on the back seat of the car, surrounded by the rushing wind and laughter from a few people around him. Every burst of laughter was like a heavy punch, which hit him viciously. .

When he first opened his eyes, it was exactly the second the sports car started. The child pitifully begged to get off for a long time, and every excuse was rejected mercilessly. In the end, the few cannon fodder characters who were destined to lose their lives couldn't bear his thoughts and shouted impatiently: "It was you who proposed to go to Willow Street in the first place, and they have already been halfway there. Noisy, we will leave you out of the car."

This is of course a joke, but it still made Lingxi, who kept calling, shut up, feeling that all hope in life had been lost.

His appearance was too tragic, and he couldn't even read the narration, so he spoke comfortably:

[Don't struggle anymore. The plot development is irreversible, accept the reality as a teenager. 】

Go to your acceptance reality.

One of the survival rules of horror movies: Never go on a self-driving trip with a group of young men and women on a whim, because waiting at the end will never be a happy vacation as imagined, but a big murderer with an axe, a machete or a chainsaw.

Besides, what is the name of this movie, in eight regular characters, "Willow Street Chainsaw Murder". Although this title looked like a copycat combination of Freddy on Elm Street and the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it reminded him of domestically produced movie like "Pen Immortal vs. Sadako" and "Guan Gong vs. Aliens", but the murderer After all, he is still a murderer, and his small body is absolutely no blessing.

Ling Xisheng looked around irrevocably, and coldly glanced at his teammates who would live and die together in the future.

There are a total of four people in the car. The young woman sitting in the front passenger has a nice face, and her long and golden wavy hair flutters in the wind. Every minute and every second is a picture of a perfect rejoice shampoo advertisement. The blond and brainless beauty is often the first to be brutally murdered when taking a bath or making intimacy with others. This has almost become the tacit law of all horror films. Lingxi mourned for this sister in his heart for a second, and then looked away Go elsewhere.

The young man driving has a face that is very pleasing to girls, with sword eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a high nose, and a smug smile at the corners of his mouth. He seems to have a good family background, and the opposite **** is also a good one. This kind of heartthrob with superior background is often set to have a bad temper, everything is self-centered, and the meaning of existence is to sell teammates and sell stupidity.

The girl next to Lingxi looked quiet and quiet, wearing pure black square-frame glasses, her appearance was not very good, she was almost of the type that would not be recognized by him when she was put in a pile of people. Characters with a literary temperament have always become the brains of the protagonist team. Although there is a high chance of unfortunately receiving a box lunch, they still play a role.

As for himself...

Lingxi saw him in the rearview mirror, still the original white face of a young boy. This kind of setting is the easiest to become the protagonist-the personality is soft and gentle, and there does not seem to be a prominent feature in the team. The most important point is that you are currently single and have no boyfriend or girlfriend.

Ah, this is probably the only point that single dogs can be complacent about.

"Lingxi, your new car is not bad! When will I ask my dad to buy one for fun."

The young man sitting in the driver's seat yelled and turned his head. There was a thrilling big drift around the corner, causing the two girls to scream at the same time.

Lingxi smiled sullenly, thinking in a miserable mind, where is a sports car, it is obviously a hearse to the crematorium. You just drifted through the hearse, and after reaching the destination, the chainsaw killer can run wildly at your grave.

Wait, sports car.

His own sports car.

The child tried hard to recall the character information the narrator read to him, and then he remembered that the protagonist dad was a well-known entrepreneur in the industry. One person gains the Tao, and the chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, so he becomes a veritable rich second generation, the kind of money that can't be spent no matter what.

It seems, it seems, maybe, there is a little hope.

Lingxi raised his hand weakly, his voice trembling in the wind: "What's so interesting about the deserted town? Are you interested in the Maldives?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone present became quiet.

"Enjoy your vacation. Private jet transfers, five-star service in a sea-view room, and delicious specialties."

Seeing the surprise smiles of others, he paused meaningfully after speaking, touched his chin, and uttered three words one by one: "I, please, guest."

The narrator met such a stubborn person for the first time, and sighed to persuade him: [It’s useless, if you continue like this, it’s just a waste of words. There is no force that can contend with the theorems of the world, and it is absolutely impossible for them to agree to your return journey. 】

That being said, but.

Free travel in the Maldives, sun, food, beach and bikinis.

This! Who! can! Reject! Absolutely! Too!

"Maldives, I'm coming! Oh!"

A fierce cheer erupted from the driver's seat, and the roadster turned around abruptly and moved at speed towards Lingxi Home.

And Lingxi shook his head very coquettishly, enjoying the emperor's dignity under the envious eyes of everyone. At that moment, he was no longer him, but a walking golden ingot.

What are the theorems of horror films and what are the rules of movies? The power of money is irresistible.

Can you do whatever you want if you have money?

The answer is, of course, if you have money, you can do whatever you want.

Bye by Murderer, he is going to shoot a promotional video for Maldives tourism.

The narrator froze for a long, long time.

Narrator: [Asshole boy, you come back to me! 】

The wind on the west side of Lingxi was pleasant and sunny, and the future was bright, while Lin Hao's situation was terrible and thorough.

She had heard of the name "Tianyi Apartment".

This apartment inexplicably disappeared ten years ago. Not only the building was nowhere to be found overnight, but even the residents inside disappeared. No trace of them has been found so far.

According to the setting of the plot, the protagonist is a weak woman who has no power to restrain the chicken, and is very in line with the suspense movie routine, and will never counterattack when encountering danger, and is in an embarrassing run all the way.

The footsteps outside the door were getting closer and closer, and the darkness was as dense as a real entity, and gloomy pressed in front of his eyes.

Her sight gradually adjusted to the darkness around her. She sat up quietly and slowed her breath, moved her hands behind her back from her feet to her front, and then awkwardly moved the already numb knuckles, using the faint moonlight to carefully relieve her. Open the knot on the ankle.

The footsteps stopped abruptly.

Just as the knot was about to be untied, the door was slowly pushed open.

The dim and dim lights poured down like flowing water, full of sight, and at the same time an unfamiliar sob sounded abruptly, and a woman who was also **** with her hands and feet was pushed into the room roughly.

[Narrator: As the door gap gets bigger and bigger, you see a black rubber boot and a large rubber raincoat. The last thing you see is the prisoner's face illuminated by the light. 】

He was a young man who seemed to be only in his twenties. He was plain, not tall, with high and raised cheekbones, which made his facial features appear a bit acrimonious. There was a cheerful smile on the corner of his mouth, and when he faintly pointed at Lin Jia, his small eyes burst out with a bloodthirsty light.

The huge machete was dragged into the house by him, and the blade was stained with many dried blood stains, and the sound when it rubbed against the floor was like a wailing from hell.

"Have you waited for a long time?" He murmured as he grinned, his teeth kept bumping, his whole face wrinkled, "Don't worry, it's your turn tonight. I'll cut you up properly. The neat fragments will definitely look very beautiful. What should I do later, deep sea, wilderness, or eat it?"

The woman who was pushed to the ground by him began to tremble uncontrollably, tears gushing out uncontrollably: "Please, let us go! I...I have money! I can give it to you no matter how much!"

Appeared, one of the mortal flags in the movie, "Let me go, I have money".

Almost every kidnapped or dying victim would say this sentence. As soon as he said this, not only was he unable to successfully escape, but also aroused the villain's more intense rebellious mood, and after attracting all the hatred points, he would lead him to leave.

"Is it great to have money? You maggot!"

Sure enough, the man seemed to be ignited by this sentence. He snarled his teeth and kicked the woman's abdomen. After hearing the latter's painful whine, he grinned and said: "I hate you like a pretentious woman, no matter how much money you make. , I didn’t die in my hands in the end! How, is it very comfortable to be tortured by the man who once looked down upon?"

[Narrator: Seeing that the rope is successfully untied, there is a chance of escape. That woman must be the same prey as you, but you can't save her, you can only rush forward without looking back.

Now that the man has turned his attention away, you make up your mind, right now, run! 】

As the last word fell categorically, Lin Had suddenly got up and moved forward. She moved quickly, but did not run away like the narrator said, but directly raised her right foot——

Hit the man's flanks hard.

It was the same spot he kicked on the woman.

The man in black let out a heart-piercing roar with pain, and the big knife in his hand fell in response with a loud clanking noise. Before he could fight back, he was given another kick on the cheek.

Concubine Lin's attack was quick and brutal, like a fierce and violent wind. Although the movie has made great changes to her body values, making her today not much different from ordinary young women, the deep-rooted fighting skills in her mind have not diminished, and soon the man kneels on the ground with a swollen nose and a swollen nose.

"You also know that you are a man." She glanced at the other person in disgust, and the corners of her mouth raised a mocking arc. "To deal with people like you, you only need one leg. How about, a woman who was once looked down upon. Is it very comfortable to be beaten?"

[The plot is derailed, the plot is derailed! Current deviation from the original setting: 5%! 】

The narration alarm bell masterpiece: [Please do not counterattack, take escape as the primary goal! Too much deviation from the original plot may cause the movie to fail to reach the ending! 】

[Also, as the main character, please don't **** the lines of the villain. The following is the classic quotations of the protagonist selected by the film crew for you, in case you need it-"Help!" "Don't come over!" "I have no grievances with you, please let me go!" "Ah!"] It paused for a second, then quickly added, [If you are not satisfied with the above lines, you will be done crying while running. The protagonist comes standard, you deserve it. 】

Concubine Lin made no secret of the ridicule in her eyes.

"Don't come over" in the horror film and "Don't run" in the police and gangster film are definitely tied for the first place for the most useless lines. If you say it like this, the villain will really stop moving obediently.

"I didn't fight back, he didn't attack me at all."

Lin Lin was full of innocence: "This is obviously a unilateral beating. Can an active attack be called a'counterattack'?"

It is well-founded and convincing.

——That's weird!

The narrator did not expect that she would answer so brazenly, and stayed for a while: [No, no, it’s not in compliance with the regulations... I say that it’s not in compliance, and it’s all up to me! 】

How come this child is starting to make troubles unreasonably.

"Instead of gesticulating here, you might as well cry in the corridor for two hours yourself. Crying while running. After crying, the movie will have a natural ending. It fits the protagonist's setting."

She thought for a while, slowed down in her heart, and continued to speak slowly, "Anyway, according to the clues you provided, most of the residents here are psychologically distorted perverts. If you make noise again, I will mention this. Knife, kill all the people in the entire apartment, look for my missing sister one by one carefully."

Narrator, surprised.

Is this an idea that normal people can think of? Shouldn't the protagonists be the little white flowers blindly running away without fighting back? What species is this, violent piranha?

This is of course a joke to scare it, but the narrator will not respond for a while, he was bluffed, and he closed his mouth quickly in a short time.

After Lin Lin squatted down lazily and comforted the woman lying on the ground: "Sister, you turn around and I will help you untie the rope."

While talking, he kicked the black man in the back of the head very casually.

[No, I still think you are dangerous like this. 】

Concubine Lin only thought that the hysterical screams did not exist in her mind, smiled and gently stroked the bruise on the woman's wrist: "Does it hurt? Don't be afraid, I will protect you."

[Take care of me! If this continues, the hatred value of the entire apartment will be filled with you, and there will only be a dead end at that time! 】

Concubine Lin still ignored it, letting the woman tremble all over to untie the rope for herself.

When her hands finally broke free of the rope, she took out a tissue from her pocket and carefully wiped away the tears on the other's face, her voice softened: "Thank you, my name is Lin Concubine. Why were you caught here? ?"

"My name is Xie Zhiyu, and I want to thank you."

The woman lowered her eyes lightly, her eyes shimmering, and the tail trembling slightly, she subconsciously moved towards Lin Yu's direction: "Without you, I really can't imagine what the situation will become...Hurry up. Leaving this apartment, something is wrong here. Once it's night, everyone is like crazy. I have just moved in and I am almost forced to do nothing. If you continue to stay, you will definitely encounter greater danger!"

Concubine Lin's heart moved, she turned around and tied the black man tightly with hemp rope, turned her head and asked in a deep voice, "Oh? What's wrong with this apartment, and who are weird people?"

Narrator: [Ahhhhh, pay attention to me, pay attention to me! This is a horror and suspense film about escape, not an anti-social film about the villain's massacre building and Lily's work that makes you seduce girls! I lost you old ○! I @#&＆＄! 】

Narrator: I am so angry that I scold my native dialect, with silence and garbled characters.

The author has something to say:

This book blends my complaints about many movies and novels hhh

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