Cooking in the Monster Shelter

It was almost late at night when Dracula stepped off the Ferrari with a face full of spring breeze. With a full of snacks and fruits in his hand, he smiled and thanked the personal driver before leaving.

Ah, this flying feeling, this luxurious enjoyment, when Ferrari gallops on the street, he feels like the noble king of drifting.

The last time I felt this way was when I was playing Q/Q speed and running karts on the computer.

Dracula has been in this movie for three days. I thought that there would be a **** battle in the Xiuluo field. I didn't expect that Bai Yueguang hadn't returned yet. Xie Jiayi, who was the standard template for the overbearing president, was busy working all day and hardly met him a few times.

As the saying goes, there are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkey is the king. According to the setting of the plot, at this time, he was forced to be housed in a mansion by Xie Jiayi, and he was depressed with tears all day long, but—

Look at this mansion like a fairy tale castle! Look at this bank card balance with a long tail! Who can not feel excited!

So in these free days, under the leadership of the driver's uncle, he ate the famous delicacies of the whole city, and turned his sadomasochism into a food-seeking show, and the whole person was visibly fatter with the naked eye.

There is one thing, no blows, no black, now the life supported by a rich woman is almost like heaven, if there is no bad thing in the back, he is willing to live under the slavery of this wicked capitalism for the rest of his life.

Money, please continue to humiliate him!

It's a pity that Dracula's smile didn't last long, and he froze on his face blankly-as soon as he stepped into the door of the mansion, a faintly impressionable face came into view.

[Narrator: Dracula looked down at Xie Jiayi's frosty cheeks. It was the woman he had silently loved for eight years, but she gave all his love to another man. The heart hurts uncontrollably, and only then can he understand that he is still alive by the pain. 】

Dracula got goose bumps from the disgust of this line.

That's right, like all the sadomasochistic works, the abused and ruined protagonist of this movie is deeply rooted in the overbearing president from beginning to end.

No matter how inhumane the treatment is, even if the whole family is murdered, forced to abort or suffer from depression, as long as the other side has even a little regret, plus a few symbolic apologies, the two can reach a happy ending with joy.

Because he was a poor man, he was deceived by the villain, and he had an unfortunate childhood, so all the atrocities were justified.

Go to them, the exclusive story of Stockholm patients and antisocial personality psychosis is not too weird.

"Why, I'm not welcome back?" Xie Jiayi smiled coldly at him, raised his head and unbuttoned the first button of his shirt, "We haven't seen each other for a few days... are you ready?"

ready.

what to prepare? Kidney excavation or blood transfusion?

Before Dracula’s brain turned a corner, he heard the narration and opened his mouth in an exaggerated tone that hurts the spring and sad autumn: [Recalling those ○○ and ○○ scenes, Dracula couldn’t help but blush, but as long as he can stay with him By Xie Jiayi's side, he is willing to give everything for it. 】

How can the red-faced scene be ruthlessly silenced! He seems to understand what is going to happen, but he is only a few hundred years old!

Xie Jiayi took a step closer to him with an ambiguous look: "Man, the fire that I started by myself must be extinguished by myself."

No! This is too exciting, he really can't bear it! He hasn't been in love yet, this sister don't touch him, he is dirty!

Dracula began to flop like a drowning duck, but the scene that he imagined that made him no longer pure did not arrive as expected. The scene in front of him suddenly went black for unknown reasons, and all the sights he saw turned into nothingness darkness.

The living room is gone, the lights are gone, even Xie Jiayi himself is gone.

Only a familiar voice began to narrate slowly.

[Narrator: The night is dark and the room is full of charm. Xie Jiayi smiled evilly, and touched the indescribable place with his hands indescribably. Dracula issued an indescribable ○ ○, and the two began to say ○ ○ indescribable. 】

Dracula: Floating blankly in the darkness.

Dracula: "Wait, stop. What about the 18x Madden scene? Why is it silenced except indescribable? And now the screen is black, and Xie Jiayi can't see one of them. I played adult games with her in my dream? "

There is no ups and downs in the tone of the narration: [Please be considerate, people have to eat well, and the film has to be reviewed. As a healthy and uplifting and beautiful romance film, we are still different from those little movies. Isn't this kind of plot suitable for all ages? First come with a specious narration, zoom out and then blur it into a black screen. As long as the audience sees the scene of two people waking up together during the day, everyone will know it well. 】

What kind of cheeky do you have to say "healthy and uplifting beautiful love"! The plot of kidney digging and cornea tearing is already very anti-human, okay! Regardless of whether the scenes are exposed or not, this kind of movie will never pass the trial from the beginning, hello!

Just when he frantically complained about the completely unreasonable plot of the movie, after a few seconds of black screen, the camera turned around and jumped directly to the next morning.

It was still when both of them had already put on their clothes.

Dracula: I don't know whether it is a profit or a loss. All in all, I am in a complicated mood.

"Why?" Seeing his dull face, Xie Jiayi leaned forward and lifted the young man's chin involuntarily with his right hand. His voice was as cold as ever. "Are you still immersed in the joy of last night?"

Appeared! It is it, it is it, one of the most classic passages in the text of the president who abuses his body and heart, pinch his chin!

According to the usual routine, there are two things that happen after pinching the chin-one is to take advantage of the trend and give a strong kiss of an overbearing president; the other is to let out ruthless words indifferently, which may cause the jaw to dislocate or dislocate. Crush the mandible.

"Why don't you speak?"

Not knowing whether it was luck or misfortune, Xie Jiayi chose the second one. Her fingers were cold and slender, and her tone was much colder because of Dracula's silence. At this time, her fingertips were subconsciously squeezed and pressed harder on his chin.

[Narrator: The needle-like pain spreads rapidly. Although the jaw hurts, it is far inferior to the unbearable pain in my heart. In front of me is Dracula’s favorite woman, but she doesn’t love him, and even cruelly puts his jaw—]

It was supposed to be vivid, but in the middle of the conversation, it suddenly shut up. Dracula was slightly taken aback when he heard it, and after three seconds he understood why the narration stopped abruptly.

Although his jaw hurts, it is not a severe pain like a dislocation, it is more like a cut of the skin, oozing out of insignificant little blood.

-Xie Jiayi's strength was too strong, and his nail just burst the acne on his jaw.

[Narrator: Sharp nails cut through his fragile skin, and blood dripped from his broken heart, like white pus from his acne. Tears slipped quietly from Dracula's cheeks, Xie Jiayi, you are so cruel! 】

Narrator: Gan.

Is this disgusting line real? Shouldn't the paper people in the novels and movies have nothing to do with contemporary high-incidence diseases such as acne, hair loss, constipation, and even the bathroom? Please beg the hero and heroine to be their own, this is not an idol drama.

Seeing Dracula's brow furrowed from the pain, Xie Jiayi curtly raised the corners of her mouth, and sneered with disdain, "Does it hurt? You are just my bed warmer. Don't expect a little pity."

OK.

Dracula rolled his eyes inwardly.

When she was pressed against the wall before, he was forced to turn into a wall calendar that clung to the wall; at this moment, his identity changed and he became a warm baby completely. Co-authored he is a real tool man. To be honest, instead of playing the old-fashioned drama of sadomasochism here, the CEO might as well buy an electric blanket for the bed, at least it's still warmer.

Xie Jiayi ignored him after speaking, and went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth and rinse.

She walked without nostalgia, but Dracula, who was paralyzed on the bed, played a snare drum in her heart.

In order to keep his beloved kidney, he had already laid a perfect net in the bathroom, and now he only waited for Xie Jiayi to jump inside by himself. This is the outcome, and only success is not allowed to fail.

One of the routines of romance dramas: People who are seriously ill will hide drugs in the bathroom, cabinet or pillow, and the probability of drugs being discovered by others is 100%. The scum will regret the protagonist's illness and start a **** road to chasing his wife in the crematorium.

Although in this kind of plot, the ending of the protagonist is basically dead.

Therefore, under the force majeure, Xie Jiayi opened the small locker on the wall almost subconsciously. She had only wanted to see what was in the cabinet after a long time, but she unexpectedly saw a bunch of white medicine bottles.

The plot of the bitter drama that I have watched quietly appeared in my mind, and the ominous premonition instantly came to my heart. She never expected that Dracula had been taking so many medicines secretly.

If his illness becomes incurable...

No, that man is just a dispensable substitute, even if he dies, it has nothing to do with her.

Xie Jiayi's heartbeat was slightly stagnant, and she barely held her mind, focusing on the drug name column on the medicine bottle. After reading the handwriting, he couldn't help but twitch under his eyes, and his face suddenly turned blue.

Wuji Baifeng Pills.

Shenbao Capsules.

Jinkui Shenqi Pills.

"It seems that I can't hide it from you."

Dracula, who had been peeping outside for a long time, held his breath and stepped forward with trembling legs. The original fair and handsome cheeks swelled morbidly red because of suffocation, and she was out of breath: "After the battle last night, I have been squeezed to the point that there is not a single drop left, I must have seen it—"

He said that his eyes trembled, and he added slowly in a tone like a gossamer, like a dead corpse:

"I'm sorry, I'm afraid I won't be able to bring you happiness in the future. My kidney is very weak, and the doctor told me that it's almost gone there.

Xie Jiayi:...

Narrator:...

Dracula: See if you dare to covet my big baby, eh.

Why did you use a slightly proud tone! No need, you really don't need it like this! It would be fine if you simply refuse to dig a kidney, so that you will never be able to raise your head in front of the hostess for a lifetime! What kind of **** operation that hurts the enemy one thousand and eighty thousand, ah!

The narration was messy in the wind and reminded him with a trembling voice: [Please note, Bai Yueguang will be back tomorrow to meet Xie Jiayi. If you don't deal with it properly, she may be sent away with a check. 】

Dracula shook his body and his eyes sparkled with excitement: "Really? Check! How much?"

Wow, wouldn't he be able to get promoted and raise his salary without much effort, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life. Thinking about it, he is still a little excited!

[Is this a check problem? ] The narrator was extremely disgusted, and was gritted with anger by his three views, [What you got is a check, but what you lost is a true love! 】

Dracula's face was sincere and harmless: "But if I use this money to raise a little beauty, won't I be able to reap a lot of sincere love?"

It's strange to say that, I don't know why, all the protagonists in film and television dramas and novels will resolutely refuse the check paid by the other half after the breakup, and choose to continue to hang on the old tree with crooked neck. Obviously you can have one with this money, no, it's a bunch of well-behaved little dogs!

There is nothing that cannot be bought with money. If there is, then add money.

Narrator: Speechless.

No help, this guy is really helpless.

To some extent, he and the two other people who entered the movie are really divided into groups.

The narrator worked hard to sort out his thoughts, and in the end he just replied with no confidence: [No, it does not conform to the core values ​​of socialism, and it will definitely not pass the trial. 】

Dracula rolled his eyes.

"I seem to have thought about it," he said, "about the way to break the game."

The author has something to say:

The next chapter is about the great sadomasochistic relationship of the Great Socialist War (probably). Thanks to the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

23 bottles of Ye Zhimu; 1 bottle of Lu Chuangjiao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!