Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 173: Honest Stepfather (07)

Uncle Zhao’s face was even harder to look like. Indeed, as Zhao Erliuzi said, Widow Liu was ignorant. Their old Zhao family helped her raise her two sons, so it should mean anything. The result was good. Widow Liu was really good enough, so she didn't see him immediately, and asked someone to drive him away, and called the police to arrest him if he came back to make trouble.

Uncle Zhao almost exploded his liver on the spot.

It's just that the culprits are daring, don't look at Zhao Xiaoshu's rampage in the village as a standard bastard, he is really afraid of public security officers. With such a threat from Widow Liu, Uncle Zhao could only come back angrily, planning to bring his two poor nephews with him next time.

"Oh, Liu Xiaohua is not a human being, she actually left her own flesh and blood cruelly." Zhao Erliuzi said indignantly: "No, we have to ask someone from the old Zhao family to go to Lizigou with Liu Xiaohua. Have a good talk."

"That's what I think." Xiaoshu Zhao calmed down a little, and then remembered that before he had spoken, Zhao Erliuzi's complexion was also very ugly, so he asked: "Aren't you going to see the fat sheep today? Why? Got it?"

"Didn't you take your eyes off?" Zhao Erliu said cursingly: "There is a guy in the small mountain village who bought more than 500 yuan for fishing. I think the two villages are close together. It's no use borrowing some money to use it. As a result, the turtle grandson was so good that he just beat all five of us on the ground."

When Xiaoshu Zhao heard Zhao Erliuzi's description at first, he originally doubted whether it was Ji Yanzhi. Once he heard Zhao Erliuzi's words, he was definitely not. Ji Yanzhi's skill is pretty good, but he can't stand up to one-to-five. So Uncle Zhao, who was salivating for more than five hundred dollars, was also angrily cursing that the resistance was not good or bad. He also discussed with Zhao Erliuzi to find a time to go to the small mountain village in the dark.

Zhao Xiaoshu and Zhao Erliuzi purely regard the small mountain village as a chaotic Zhaojiagou. Although the small mountain villages are mostly mixed surnames, unlike Zhaojiagou and Lizigou, most of them have one surname, but it can be said that the small mountain villages have a single surname. The villagers are relatively united, and at least the second-liuzi who likes petty theft have no living space in a small mountain village.

So Xiaoshu Zhao and Erliuzi Zhao planned to come to the small mountain village as a thief and not go to the vacant house. They would be blind.

Ji Yanzhi hurried back to the small mountain village before 12:30 noon. By this time, Ji Maoer had already finished the meal, and was sitting on a small stool in the yard for homework.

Ji Chao was also there. He had a mixed doubles from his parents last night. Today, he came to the door crying and asked Ji Maoer to teach him how to write his homework.

Ji Mao'er tilted his head in confusion, "Xiao Chaozi, didn't you say that heroes don't do homework? Why do you want to do it again today!"

Ji Chao cried sadly with a'wow', "A good guy does not do his homework, but a good guy is afraid of being beaten. My dad is okay, but my mother-in-law is hurting me. "

Ji Mao'er felt even more weird, so she asked, "You have so much meat on your body, why is it not soft and collapsed, so Xiao Chaozi, have you been beaten all over?"

Said this, Ji Maoer shook his head. If Ji Chao had been beaten all over his body, he would have been bruised and swollen today. But Ji Chao's face was still white and fat like a bun with white flour, proving that Ji Chao was not beaten all over, but his ass, which had the thickest flesh and tissue, was hurt.

"You must be very painful." Ji Mao'er nodded deeply thinking: "I don't think you are sitting on the seat, you are squatting."

Ji Chao wants to cry again, isn't his **** hurt very much?

┭┮﹏┭┮, what is meant by that there is thick flesh and tissue, no matter how fierce it is, it’s fine. Who said it's okay, he hurts so much that even sitting and doing homework has become a luxury.

Ji Chao wiped his tears with his fat hands, and continued to squat to do his homework.

Ji Maoer scratched his head in confusion. Didn't she say that she was asked to teach homework? Why did Ji Chao write it by himself.

I turned my head and found that Ji Chao wrote something like that. Ji Maoer didn't care about it. After writing another small print, he ran into the kitchen and put the probably cold lunch in the pot to heat it. .

Just then, Ji Yanzhi came back with a linen bag containing wild eggs and fresh water.

Ji Mao'er happily greeted him and called his father. Ji Yanzhi responded with a "hey" and turned his attention to Ji Chao, who had written a dog crawling character.

"Oh, this handwriting can be compared with Little Corn."

In Ji Yanzhi's Mai Tai, the most overwhelming thing is that the little corn dog is still barking in response to the scene.

Ji Chao's mouth slumped, and he wanted to cry again.

However, when Ji Yanzhi brought out the specially reserved fish, shrimps, turtles and hundreds of wild eggs, Ji Chao immediately changed his expression of shock. "Uncle Tang, your fish is really fat."

"Fat?"

Because he ate it by himself, Ji Yanzhi didn't keep much fish, basically three or four catties.

This kind of fish, whether braised or marinated, tastes pretty good.

Ji Yanzhi chose to pickle, remove the fish scales, cut the internal organs, smear the chili noodles, pepper noodles, pepper noodles, white wine, salt, and ginger, put them in a basin for one day, and then directly tie them up with a rope and hang them to the beam. On top, after a while, you can take it off and cook and cut into pieces like sausages and bacon.

Ji Chao squatted aside drooling.

Suck ( ̄ii ̄;)

"Uncle Tang, when do you make this turtle!"

Ji Yanzhi: "Why, want to eat?"

Ji Chao sucked and nodded sharply.

Ji Yanzhi: "I won't give you food."

Ji Chao: "..."

The next moment Ji Chao's mouth slumped and he was about to cry. Ji Yanzhi said improperly: "If you dare to cry, I will throw you out. I won't stew you sea, land and air soup."

"???? Sea, land, and air... Tri-Service Soup???"

Ji Chao was stunned first, and then looked at Ji Yanzhi with admiration. Those eyes, squeezed into mung bean shapes because of their fatness, shone brightly.

"Turtles are stewed with sparrows flying in the sky, pheasants and rabbits running on the ground. It's not a soup for the army, land and air."

Ji Yanzhi sneered: "Xiao Chaozi, you think too much. Add some **** slices and some quail eggs. It's also the army of the sea, land and air."

Quail can fly no matter what, it is a bird. And ginger, who would dare to say that this kind of cash crop is to be planted in water, only land is the cradle of its growth, plus the amphibious soft-shelled turtle (group fish), isn’t it a soup for sea, land, and air?

Of course, Ji Yanzhi said such salty (fish) remarks purely to tease the little fat guy Ji Chao. The result was amazing. Ji Chao was really dumbfounded by him. He didn't know whether to blink or blink. Anyway, when Ji Yanzhi entered the kitchen, Ji Chao just sat down on the soft stool, and then jumped like a jump. He bounced like a bounce,'Oh,' covering his **** and jumping continuously.

Now it was Ji Mao'er's turn to be stunned, "Xiao Chaozi, what's wrong with you?" Ji Mao'er asked very concerned.

"Ass, my ass!" Ji Chao covered his **** and continued to jump.

Ji Mao'er still didn't understand why his **** hurts, but Ji Chao was performing a bouncing performance. Wouldn't it mean that his feet hurt?

Ji Maoer didn't understand Ji Chao's thinking, but she spoke very understanding. "Xiao Chaozi, you have been active for so long. You must be very hungry. Dad is going to fry the crayfish. Come and help wash the crayfish. You can eat it in a while."

Ji Chao didn't understand Ji Maoer's thinking. After all, he asked him if he was hungry at the last moment, and asked him to help clean the crayfish in the next moment, so that Ji Maoer could do it.

Ji Chao stopped covering his buttocks and squatted on the spot, and squatted by the water basin with Ji Maoer, and began to scrub the half-dead crayfish. Ji Yanzhi then joined the team of scrubbing crayfish, and quickly scrubbed all the crayfish that were specially reserved, about four or five catties. Then add the green onion, ginger, garlic, red pepper, red pepper, and a spoonful of rice wine, and quickly stir-fry the crayfish in the pot.

Ji Yanzhi can be regarded as re-training his cooking skills in this life. His fried crayfish is spicy and delicious. After eating, Ji Maoer and Ji Chao are sweating and their mouths are red and greasy. Still reluctant to stop talking, Ji Yanzhi only picked up a few crayfish to eat, and concentrated on eating the wild shepherd's purse that Ji Maoer was sautéed to the point of no salt and taste.

After lunch, I tie the bowls together and it's almost a bit.

In the afternoon, Ji Yanzhi did not go out again. Like an old farmer who really relied on the harvest from the soil to watch the sky, he sat on the threshold of the courtyard door without any discomfort. And back to back.

The two children continued to do their homework in the yard.

At two or three o'clock, Ji Xiaosan's mother-in-law came to look for the child, and found that her bear child was in his uncle's house, doing homework with his sister-in-law, so she called a face-to-face and left without saying anything.

Ji Yanzhi did not speak, and continued to weave baskets with thin bamboo strips. Probably when a basket was formed, the more famous matchmaker from Shili Baxiang came to the door.

The matchmaker squeaked with a smile, like an old hen, and said in a splendid manner: "Oh, Honest Ji, I'm so idle today, we make baskets at home."

Ji Yanzhi didn't stop the work at hand, and smiled and asked: "Aunt Hua is here, isn't she trying to introduce someone to me?"

Ji Maoer and Ji Chao, who were doing homework, pricked their ears.

Aunt Hua continued to smile beautifully and said: "Yes, no, it’s impossible for no woman to do housework in this house. Honestly, listen to your aunt’s advice. Even if you consider your cat, you have to find someone. Okay, after all, you are a big man, how can you bring a good girl."

Ji Yanzhi knew that Aunt Hua said this to imply that it was better for him to talk about a daughter-in-law and live together instead of taking her daughter-in-law for a lifetime.

Aunt Hua is kind, Ji Yanzhi knows. Because the girl is not like a son, she can be stocked roughly, as long as he is guaranteed that his three views are not crooked. But the girls are different. First of all, when you were young, you had to worry about everything. Even if you don’t eat well and dress well, you will encounter perverts without teacher ethics even when you go to school.

Then in adolescence, I want to become a psychological counselor and a biology teacher to explain the correct knowledge of gender to my daughters. For example, in menarche, many male parents are embarrassed to explain to their daughters who think it will be life-threatening that this is a normal physiological phenomenon, and often put this responsibility on the mother. To be honest, many mothers in Huaguo would avoid X-education, as if this is a very dirty and dirty thing, not worthy of being told on the surface.

Talking about X discoloration is not a lie.

So the question is, as a widower who is going to raise his child by himself, how should he educate his child.

Ji Yanzhi thinks it's very simple. It is the duty of a father to teach how to raise children. But it’s a bit funny that other people, especially matchmakers who are enthusiastic about marriages between young men and women in eight miles around a radius, are particularly concerned about this issue.

Ji Yanzhi remembers that the reason why Ji Laoshi would marry Widow Liu at the beginning was because the flower matchmaker took the lead. At the beginning, the flower matchmaker praised Widow Liu so much that there is nothing in the sky, so Ji Laoshi should not be confused by the rumors spread by those jealous outsiders. , Widow Liu is really bad. Will she stay in Zhao's house after the man dies? Will she still propose to remarry with her two children?

Relatively speaking, Widow Liu has no major flaws. Most stepmothers love their children a little more, it is human nature. The only bad thing is that the two sons she gave birth were bad at the root. They had a vicious mind and were not grateful. They were like leeches that **** human blood. They didn’t **** the blood of those connected with them. give up.

Perhaps she is still young, and the Virgin with Purdue's heart will say that there is a possibility of salvation.

Yes, the big Zhao Qingshan was not saved, and the young Zhao Qingchuan still has the possibility of saving.

But why does he want to save a person who has enemies with the praying person? Some hatreds can be erased if they did not happen in the previous life and did not happen in this life. Ji Yanzhi's three views are barely correct, and what can be done is to let them cut off their children and grandchildren, don't pass down the despicable genes, and then completely kick them away from their lives.

So suddenly thinking of those two wolf cubs, Ji Yanzhi was in a very bad mood. He could hold back not to receive a red envelope from a pretty widow on the spot and almost invariably, so the flower matchmakers who came to the door to talk about the matchmaking cheeky were all Ji Yanzhi really regarded himself as an honest person.

He believes that he has set up his honest duties well. Ji Yanzhi: "Whether to bring my cat well or not is my business. Auntie Hua doesn't have to worry about it. If Auntie Hua is really idle, she panicked. It’s better to care more about your family, or you are a matchmaker. As a result, the kid in the family is not a thing. Even knocking on the widow’s door to watch the little daughter-in-law’s bath was done so that no one would like it. Is it the signboard of the country flower matchmaker?"

It was extremely unpleasant to listen to it both horizontally and vertically, and the words of sarcasm and burying the people were obviously, and the Hua matchmaker's face was suddenly distorted.

——I honestly don't want to marry a wife this season, dare to offend her so much.

The matchmaker Hua was furious, so she really guessed it right, isn't Ji Yanzhi not wanting to marry a wife, that's why she smiled and said nothing.

Ji Yanzhi is looking forward to coming uninvited, and the flower matchmaker who will come to him if he takes advantage of others is better able to leave with anger.

It’s a pity that Ji Yanzhi has often caught some game and fresh food for sale in the free market over the past six months. The income is good. Basically all of them have been found out by Shili Baxiang. So on the basis of Widow Liu's success in marrying herself again, those The women who had just become widows, or who had become old girls due to various factors, set their target on him.

After all, Ji Yan of this life says that his parents have both died, except for a girl who is dragged down by the film, it is completely regarded as the highest grade of marriage standards for later generations-a car, a house and money, and both parents have died, so Ji Yan said He suddenly became a sweet bun in the marriage market.

Thinking about this, Ji Yanzhi's'honest job', but he didn't condone an eager-hearted and not bad-hearted, but he wanted to take advantage of his plan to take advantage of the old lady, so he put his horse on the floor instead of visiting the door deliberately.' The flower matchmaker who finds the difference is too suspicious of life, so she is sorry for his honest character.

At the moment, Ji Yanzhi's firepower is fully activated. With a few words, not only was the flower matchmaker faltering, but even the two children who pricked their ears and secretly listened to the adults' conversations were all dumbfounded. After a while, the matchmaker Hua blushed, and angrily dropped a sentence-the old lady sees if you can find a wife in the future, and sees whether your daughter can get married or not-then she left angrily.

Ji Yanzhi: "I didn't want to find a wife anymore."

As for whether Ji Maoer can marry in the future, who is going to pick and choose here, because a man of breed and virtue has the meaning of marrying?

Ji Chao, the little cute, immediately gave Ji Yanzhi a thumbs up.

"Uncle Tang, you are this. Tonight, I will eat at your house." Ji Chao deliberately learned the movements of Ji Maoer, holding his fat face, thinking that he was cute.

Ji Yanzhi glanced away silently, not looking at Ji Chao, who wanted to be cute but stupid. I also don't want to think about the amount and tonnage of my body, can I compare it with the well-behaved, shy and cute Ji Maoer. Hey, it turned out to be the stupid grandson of the landlord's family, who sold stupidly in one day.

Ji Yanzhi is full of dislike for Ji Chao, the little fat guy. However, Ji Yanzhi is a standard straight man with an upright mouth and dislikes it. At night, he kills and washes the turtle shell (tuan fish), adds **** slices and boiled quail eggs, and stews it in a pot. 'Sea, Land and Air Force Soup'.

While eating, Ji Xiaosan'er happened to come home to Ji Chao, and Ji Yanzhi asked him and Zhang Laogen to eat together.

"This group of fish (turtle) is really big enough." As soon as Zhang Laogen sat down, he drank a large bowl of soup first, and then gnawed at the skirt meat on the edge of the turtle carapace. The result was not finished, I saw Ji Xiao San'er fish out half of the turtle carapace from the big pot of turtle soup and ate it with gusto.

Zhang Laogen: "...I just said that this group of fish is so much meat, at least seven or eight catties, dare to be honest, you didn't just kill one instigator."

Ji Yanzhi: "Kill three of them, all of them are big guys weighing four or five catties."

Zhang Laogen gave Ji Yanzhi a thumbs up and started beeping again. What's amazing is that even when he was beeping, Zhang Laogen still didn't forget to put the overcooked group of fish into his mouth. Ji Xiaosan's eyes were dumbfounded, and for a while he forgot to eat and drink.

Ji Yanzhi couldn't help but vomit: "I said Zhang Laogen, you really...you can't stop your mouth even if you eat, right."

Hehe, Zhang Laogen smiled and accepted Ji Yanzhi's ‘praise’, but turned to say: “Today Ji Honest, you go to cross the river and get a net, not just to catch a group of fish (turtles).”

Ji Yanzhi: "Not only fish, but also fish, shrimps and crabs."

Ji Xiaosan’er: "Brother Zhang, you’re asking this strangely. I went to the river to get off the net. What would I do without fishing? Mussels? By the way, someday my uncle (Ji Yanzhi) has it. Kong followed and went to the river to pick up mussels. After spitting out the sand and frying them with chili and garlic cloves, it was delicious."

"It's a waste of oil." Zhang Laogen added silently.

Ji Xiaosan'er: "..."

Zhang Laogen pointed the muzzle at Ji Yanzhi again, "Honestly, you haven't said yet, how much did you sell this time to cross the river and get off the net?"

Ji Yanzhi looked at him silently, stretched out his palm silently, and shook it before his eyes.

"Fuck!" Zhang Laogen understood, and instantly showed his surprise: "It's enough to buy a yellow girl."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Xiaosan'er: "..."

Ji Chao and Ji Maoer sitting at the table in the hall, eating and drinking: "..."

"Your family can marry a big girl of Huanghua by buying it." Ji Yanzhi vomited: "If you believe it or not, take this out and say, your daughter-in-law must be the first to smoke you."

Their high-priced bridesmaids here do not sell their daughters, but their husband's value to her natal family. Although, many people who marry a wife are ruined because of this high-sounding rationale, but Ji Yan's nature thinks it should. If the bride price is small, the husband is easy to belittle, then it will be too much to make people feel distressed.

Ji Xiaosan'er nodded in agreement: "That's right, be careful of your daughter-in-law smoking you."

Zhang Laogen snorted very badly, and started talking nonsense like drunk: "My wife is so gentle, so she doesn't always come to fight with men and women like your Wang Chunhua does. But your chubby man has a really good physique. It’s okay. Yesterday’s **** pier suffered a catastrophe. Today, I can sit down and eat and drink. Although this group of fish (turtle shell) soup makes a lot of money, it hasn’t seen immediate results to such an extent.”

Ji Chao, who sits on the table in the main room Kang, only feels that he has suffered an unprecedented blow from his always optimistic mentality. Is this what an elder should say?

Ji Chao suddenly felt that the meat in his mouth was not fragrant anymore.

"Xiao Chaozi, don't you like this spicy bunny head? Let me tell you that only one bunny head has one bunny head. Such a spicy bunny head has at least harmed ten bunny rabbits, so school will be over from now on, Xiao Chao I want to mow the rabbit with me."

Ji Chao's grief was immediately interrupted. Ji Chao shook his head and thought hard. Ji Maoer fed almost a hundred rabbits, of which female rabbits accounted for the majority. He asked Uncle Jitang (Ji Yanzhi). Uncle Jitang told the rabbits that the fertility of rabbits is very strong, and it lasts for almost a month, so...

Ji Chao held his finger to the fortune. He felt that with Ji Maoer alone, it seemed like cutting so much grass to feed rabbits was very hard, and he was a hero who was good at cutting two-edged swords for his brothers. She was very proud of her chest.

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

Ji Maoer's little head slammed, and then pulled out a whole spicy rabbit leg and gnawed it.

It smells so good! Abba's craftsmanship is really good. She has to study hard and become a chef in the future.

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