Counterattack Into a Male God

After the affirmation of his wife Niu Zhaodi, Ji Youcai finally recalled that he did not name his two twin sons, Tie Dan and Donkey Dan.

"Oh, I remembered. At that time, thinking that a bad name would be good to feed on, I temporarily only took nicknames like iron egg and donkey egg. As a result..." Ji Youcai smiled honestly and summarized the reason to too many things. He is too busy for life.

Although Ji Youcai is called Ji Youcai, he has never made a fortune as an old hat for food on the ground, and he has always been worried about the problem of eating.

In addition, whether it is Shitougou Village or the neighboring Zhangjiagou Village, the big guys are called by their nicknames. Many of them are children who grow up, and when they go to the civil affairs department to do the registration, they will "make a brainstorm" for themselves to give themselves an open or popular name.

Just like the prayer, originally called Ji Youdi, when he entered the army, he didn't think it sounded good, so he changed the name of Ji Yanzhi to himself when he was "ingenious".

In short, after this experience, Tie Dan, Donkey Dan, and the two twin cousins, finally gained a not-so-localized name. The day before Ji Yanzhi was going to report to the army in advance, the two names of Ji Jin and Ji Yin were officially registered in the household registration book, and Ji Youliang and Niu Zhaodi were under the names of the couple.

"I call it a rainy day. If you have a baby in the future, I will take copper and iron. Then we have all the gold, silver, copper and iron."

Looking at the plausible Ji Youcai, Ji Yanzhi burst into laughter. The father of the so-called pit baby, he has finally seen it. So I am sure that I will have a son again. If there is another pair of twin girls, would the girl take the name Tongtie?

Niu Zhaodi was a little displeased when he listened in the sidelines: "My third brother, my **** is so good, but I may not be able to give birth to a girl with money."

These words directly caused Zhao Xiaohua's face to be black. She was the two daughters of her birth, so she didn't dislike her like Niuzhaodi.

For Zhao Xiaohua, to dislike her two daughters is to dislike her as a concubine. Even if Niu Zhaodi blurted out the words subconsciously, in the eyes of the small-minded Zhao Xiaohua, Niu Zhaodi was mocking her. So he immediately opened his way to Niu Zhaodi.

"I said, sister-in-law, you are not too embarrassed, your **** is not big, you go with your eldest brother in private, are you embarrassed to tell the third uncle? You shamelessly, our third uncle, as a big master who has not yet married What about the face."

Niu Zhaodi thinks that Zhao Xiaohua, a lady, is sometimes very good, sometimes like a mad dog, and bites when he sees people. Didn’t she refute Ji Yanzhi’s words, ‘If they are a girl in the next child, it’s not nice to take copper and iron’, and didn’t laugh at her for giving birth to two girls in one child, she went crazy...

The elders of the Ji family were having headaches due to the quarrel with the two women in the family.

Papa Ji was not at home. When he was just polishing it, he took the money to the town's supply and marketing agency to buy daily necessities and the coarse salt for marinating meat.

Shitougou Village is backed by mountains. As the name suggests, the village is basically stone bumps. In addition to deliberately reclaiming wasteland on the mountain, planting some dry land crops such as corn and potatoes that are not very picky, it is used to grow paddy fields such as rice and wheat. , Very few.

On weekdays, relying on the dozens of acres of sturdy fields that were reclaimed from wasteland, they barely completed the taxes that needed to be paid, and they all relied on hunting to fill the family.

Hunting in Shitougou Village is allowed by the People’s Commune. Therefore, none of the village’s hunting guns have been confiscated. They have been carefully maintained by the village cadres as their ancestors. They will be handed over to the militia captain who knows how to use guns every month. He organizes the villagers. Go up the mountain to hunt.

As an old hunter, Daddy Ji liked to fight alone when he was young. Only in this way can he grow up with his four children when he becomes a widower.

It is a pity that Father Ji’s four sons, except for Ji Yan, the other three sons are all mildly disabled. You are good at farming and growing crops, but when it comes to hunting, you can only catch the blind. So since Ji Yanzhi joined the army as a soldier, Ji hasn't participated in the hunting organized by the village much.

In addition to being older and a little bit powerless, there are also Ji Yanzhi whether he is a soldier or later relied on the organization to be assigned to the transportation department of the agency. He has become a glorious truck driver and sends money on time every month. Come back, for the sake of life.

Ji Yanzhi himself is also a polite person, every time he comes back to visit relatives, no matter who he meets, he will greet him enthusiastically. No, as soon as Xiaoxing came out holding Xiaoxing, Ji Yanzhi greeted a long list of the three aunts and eight aunts alone.

Among them, there was a woman with a long tongue. Zhang Yulan's question of looking for him extended to what kind of fairy daughter-in-law he wanted to marry.

"Who is Zhang Yulan?"

The doubts on Ji Yanzhi's face did not seem to be false, so the long-speaking aunt came out in surprise, "Ji Yanzhi, don't you know?"

Ji Yanzhi: "Aunt Liu, should I know? Zhang Yulan? Isn't Zhang from the village of Zhangjiagou next door?"

Aunt Liu nodded: "Yes, it's her. When I heard the old man Ji and my old man blow a shell (chat), he said that he liked Zhang Yulan as his third daughter-in-law."

"But I have already talked about the object!" Ji Yanzhi said angrily: "My dad likes him. If he really likes it, let my dad marry that Zhang Yulan."

Aunt Liu was amused by Ji Yanzhi's words.

Aunt Liu Jia said with a smile: "What nonsense are you talking about, if your dad wanted to marry, he would have married when your mother died. You have a partner and don't want to talk to Zhang Yulan, right? It’s not that my aunt is talking nonsense and fooling people, that chapter of Magnolia looks pretty and capable as well. Marrying her, I won’t suffer."

Ji Yougen, who was teasing with Xiaoyue, didn't know whether to marry Zhang Yulan or not, so the question of whether or not to marry Zhang Yulan came to his head.

Ji Yougen suddenly looked anxious when he thought of the delicate and soft object he was with.

"Aunt Liu, I'm also a target, and I'm still a city dweller in the small town who eats commercial food. Don't talk nonsense." Said this, Ji Yougen thought for a while, and added: "Ming Ming San When my brother came back, he vetoed the blind date with her, and he even dared to go to the door to understand. At first glance, it is not a serious person. Whoever loves to marry will marry, anyway, she is absolutely impossible to enter my door."

Regarding what Ji Yougen blurted out, Ji Yanzhi just wanted to say that he did a good job.

Zhang Yulan came to Ji's house yesterday to ask her about the reason for dating her. After eating the salty and fragrant sausages last night, Zhao Xiaohua said it in a rap like a song. Of course, according to Zhao Xiaohua's character that likes to flatter herself, Zhao Xiaohua only briefly mentioned the fact that Zhang Yulan came to Ji's house by herself, focusing on how she used her eloquence to run Zhang Yulan away.

Ji Yanzhi originally regarded it as a joke, but didn't take it seriously. He felt that after Zhao Xiaohua's mouth, Zhang Yulan should have no face before going to Shitougou Village. As a result, only one night passed, and someone with good deeds came to him and talked about gossip.

This is not because Ji Yanzhi thinks of human nature too badly, mainly because the original owner has been disregarded by the little daughter-in-law and eldest girl in the village after being disfigured. Even if Ji Yan came, he didn't have the time to make good conditioning, so Aunt Liu's words were really not good intentions.

Although Aunt Liu did not explicitly ask Zhang Yulan whether she is a rare and good girl from Shili Baxiang, you don’t care who she is, but Ji Yanzhi is not a species such as a fool, so she can’t guess that it’s cryptic. Meaning.

This makes Ji Yanzhi aware of a problem, that is, the hemiplegia crisis that belongs to the prayer has hit him.

In the original plot, the petitioner had a blind date with Zhang Yulan, the reborn female pig's feet. Zhang Yulan asked the petitioner if she planned to quit her job and go back to work in the farm. He has been working as a driver for a lifetime. If his future wife does not understand the idea of ​​not marrying a wife for a lifetime, he encountered an unexplainable accident on his way back to the market in advance of preparing to cancel his leave, resulting in hemiplegia. For many years, Bad Yuxing gradually recovered his health under Zhang Yulan's meticulous care.

After Zhang Yulan came back from the rebirth, she brought a mutated koi luck. As long as she sincerely prayed, no matter what was good or bad, everything she wanted could come true. Prayers are incomprehensible and sparse, usually just like people walking on the street and falling innocently. In Ji Yanzhi's view, it has a lot to do with Zhang Yulan's mutated koi luck.

Who knows if Zhang Yulan, after discovering the idea of ​​wishing not to quit her job and go back to farming, would choose to "bless" the petitioner day and night in order to help the petitioner'avoid' death. Moreover, before the Prayer was dying, he knew that the reason why he had hemiplegia in an accident was Zhang Yulan's deception.

Therefore, Ji Yanzhi began to think, when he replaced the petitioner and refused to have a blind date with her on the pretext of having an object, and the second sister-in-law Zhao Xiaohua, who had a poisonous mouth, stepped her cheek on the ground directly. How would Magnolia "bless" herself.

After all, Zhang Yulan's return from rebirth, besides having to tear the scumbag out of poverty and get his family out of poverty, he also has to "repay his gratitude".

Ji Yanzhi thought about everything in his heart, but he didn't show it at all.

He and Ji Yougen held the two twin girls of Ji Youliang respectively, and strolled around in the village. When the smoke of every household was rising at noon, and they were about to make lunch, they walked towards home. .

Papa Ji, who bought daily necessities and coarse salt in the small town, came back shortly after a large family had lunch.

After returning, Papa Ji quickly filled his belly with a few bites of leftovers. He took his baby's unusual smoky pot, and looked for other uncles who liked to enjoy the shade under the huge banyan tree in the village.

This time, Papa Ji is obviously the central task of the uncles.

Walking from the door of the house to under the banyan tree in the village, every uncle who greets Daddy Ji, the next sentence will definitely ridicule that Daddy Ji is so happy, and he must be proud to have a son who is very good no matter what he does. .

Father Ji is naturally proud of this.

However, he did not only praise his three most proud sons with the uncles, but picked up the advantages of the other three sons and praised it again.

At this time, Liu Laogen, the husband of Liu’s aunt, suddenly said, “Old man Ji, I heard that your old man is in a small town?”

Father Ji nodded: "From the small town, otherwise I will carry a knife of fresh wild boar when I go to the town to buy something today? That's for the fourth son of the future Yue Zhang's family."

All the uncles who chattered with each other now envied them.

"Where is your third child? Didn't you look at Zhang Xiong's little girl?"

"What nonsense, my youngest has a partner." Father Ji took a sip of dry cigarettes and said happily: "It's the girl in the city where he works. The youngest said, I will take it with me when I go home to visit relatives next time. Come back together."

"In the city? Isn't that an authentic city person. Oh, yes, old man Ji, each of your sons will look for a daughter-in-law."

Father Ji took another sip of dry cigarettes: "That's not it. Although my eldest daughter-in-law’s family is a bit poor, she is also a good hand at housework and farming. This Zhang family’s daughter is good, but her mouth is a gift of five hundred yuan. , Too scary."

"That's because there was a worker in the old man Ji's house, and that's why the lion opened his mouth. Believe it or not, if he doesn't take the old man on the pole as a fool, the five hundred yuan gift from Zhang's family will inevitably go down."

"It's not necessarily true. The Zhang family's daughters are prodigious and capable, and even the people in the city can marry them. It can't be said that there is still a good family who is willing to pay the five hundred yuan for the gift."

…

In the ensuing discussion, Father Ji didn’t say anything, because he couldn’t think that he didn’t care about the five-hundred-dollar gift from Zhang’s family. Take a lot of money.

Father Ji's mood suddenly became uneasy.

He also lost the mood of continuing to chat with the uncles, and said something to go home and help Ji Yanzhi pack his bags and send him to the train station tomorrow, and then got up and walked towards the door of his house.

I don't know if it was absent-minded or something, Father Ji stepped on the air with one foot and fell a dog to gnaw on the mud.

Niu Zhaodi, who was carrying a large amount of clothes ready to wash in the pond, was stunned.

"Abba, why are you so careless!" Niu Zhaodi shouted repeatedly: "If you are rich, come on, Abba fell down in front of his house."

Ji Youcai was lying on the bed screaming and falling asleep, and Niu Zhaodi shouted repeatedly, which immediately made him beat him up.

"What's wrong?"

Ji Youcai hurriedly put on his pants and rushed out of the room.

Seeing Ji's father fell on the floor at the door and moaned, Ji Youcai was suddenly anxious.

"Abba fell down, why don't you know how to give a hand."