Courtyard: The deaf old lady locks the door and reports her enemy

Chapter 42: Sarcoma Fu Jia Zhang’s.

Hearing Liu Yang say that Tong Zi peed, Xu Damao patted his thigh

“Yoko, it has to be you to be smart.”

“In the past, when my grandmother was alive, she also told me that children’s urine can ward off evil spirits and cure many diseases.”

Aunt Liang nodded.

“Yes, like Uncle today, this disease used to be called night wandering disorder.”

“The old doctor said that his mind was restless, and it was easy for evil qi to invade. Drinking boy urine is really helpful for the condition of the eldest master. ”

Someone also nodded,

“This boy must drink urine.” Perhaps, as soon as the eldest master drinks the boy’s urine, the disease will be directly cured. ”

“If I want to say, let the grandpa drink the boy’s urine, save a lot of trouble.”

Exorcising demons and warding off evil spirits can also cure him.

“Besides, this boy’s urine is ready-made, so there is no need to pull a grandpa to the hospital to spend money to get medicine.”

Many people surrounded Yi Zhonghai,

“Uncle, you really have to drink the boy’s pee, it is only good for you, there is no harm.”

“In my hometown, I also specially collect children’s urine to boil eggs to eat, which is a big supplement.”

Jia Zhang also came over,

“Uncle, this boy pees, you better drink it.” If you don’t drink it, none of us in this courtyard can rest assured. ”

“Today you came to our house to make this trouble, and half of my life was scared by you.”

Yan Bugui also nodded.

“Uncle, the big guys are all for your good.”

“You became like that, which big guy is not afraid? Boy urine is medicine. ”

A big mother tugged on Yi Zhonghai’s clothes.

“Lao Yi, you drink some children’s urine and go to get rid of the evil qi in your body. If you are like this, I am also afraid. ”

Yi Zhonghai made a bitter face and smiled awkwardly,

“This pee…”

“What are you afraid of?”

Aunt Liang pouted next to her.

“This boy’s urine is a good thing, and it can be medicated. Do you think that the people in our yard are trapping you? ”

Aunt Jiang also rolled her eyes.

“I really don’t know the good heart.”

“So many people in the hospital are worried about your illness, and for your own good, let you drink some boy urine.” You even pushed three and four. ”

“What are you talking to him?”

Xu Damao said impatiently;

“This boy urinates, if he doesn’t drink it, send him to the police station.” We can’t control him in this courtyard, and the iron railing of the police station will definitely be able to lock him up. ”

“Yes!”

Many people echoed: “We big guys are afraid that you will not be stable at night. It’s really not possible, or send you to the police station. ”

“The doors and windows there are welded with iron railings, and you just can’t figure it out.”

Yi Zhonghai looked at the deaf old lady for help.

One mouth can’t talk to everyone, even if he is the grandfather in this courtyard.

When the people in the courtyard thought of it, Yi Zhonghai’s eyes were dull just now, and he used all his strength to almost strangle Jia Dongxu to death. Everyone is at risk. They all think of using several more methods to make Yi Zhonghai’s sleepwalking syndrome good.

The deaf old lady saw Yi Zhonghai’s embarrassed look, and also nodded at Yi Zhonghai.

“Uncle, the big guy didn’t pit you.”

“This boy pee, you really have to drink it.”

Yi Zhonghai nodded with a bitter face.

Why did the deaf old lady also ask Yi Zhonghai to drink boy urine?

Yi Zhonghai desperately pinched Jia Dongxu, and the deaf old lady did not see it.

However, the deaf old lady has lived for so many years, and she has heard many rumors of sleepwalking. Yi Zhonghai fell asleep, if he really got sick, he might kill someone with a knife.

Usually, Yi Zhonghai treats the Jia family well and often maintains the Jia family in the courtyard. Tonight, Yi Zhonghai came to Jia’s house.

What should I do if Yi Zhonghai gets sick and runs to the deaf old lady’s house? In the Jia family’s house, there are also Jia Zhangshi and Qin Huairu who can help Jia Dongxu shout. The deaf old lady lives alone.

In case Yi Zhonghai goes sick, do something that costs people’s lives. The deaf old lady didn’t even have a single one to help.

The deaf old lady was also afraid in her heart.

No more. Look at the big guy posture.

If Yi Zhonghai didn’t agree to drink boy urine, he could really send Yi Zhonghai to the police station.

At that time, in case the Jia family is determined, saying that Yi Zhonghai deliberately pretends to be crazy and sells stupidity and pretends to be sick, and wants to harm Jia Dongxu. That Yi Zhonghai entered the police station, so he didn’t have to think about it anymore.

Drink some boy urine, and it will not kill people.

This boy’s urine is really good for Yi Zhonghai’s disease.

The deaf old lady glanced at Yi Zhonghai, drenched in Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai is in the courtyard, and he has to get used to it. I can’t even stand the grievances of drinking some children’s urine, what big thing can it be?

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai no longer spoke, the deaf old lady turned her head to the stick terrier who was still sitting on the bed outside and was confused and said, “The stick terrier.” Squeeze some boy pee for the grandfather. ”

The stick terrier glared at the deaf old lady fiercely.

“You old rascal. They all had folds on their faces, and they teased me for such a young child. ”

The deaf old lady was said by the stick terrier, and suddenly felt a little helpless.

How can a 7-year-old speak without barriers?

The people in the room burst into laughter.

Xu Damao rubbed the hair of the stick stem,

“You kid knows what a rogue is?”

The stick terrier refers to a deaf old lady.

“I respect her as the ancestor of our yard.”

“But she took a fancy to my boy pee, isn’t this called a hooligan?”

Jia Zhang came over and lifted his pants for the stick terrier, and turned his head to glance at the deaf old lady.

“Old lady, you don’t do this properly.”

Are you bullying our Jia family by changing the law?

Don’t think I don’t know, this boy’s urine can’t be given away casually. If only the boy of our stick terrier peed on the grandpa.

Perhaps, the disease of the eldest master will come to our stick terrier. You have a good relationship with the grandfather, it is your business.

“You can’t turn your head and pit us stick terriers anymore, to please the uncle.”

Jia Zhang turned his head and patted the face of the stick terrier,

“Good grandson, you did the right thing!”

Just now, the people in the courtyard persuaded Yi Zhonghai to drink boy urine, and Yi Zhonghai pushed three and four. At this time, the stick terrier said not to give, and Yi Zhonghai felt unhappy in his heart.

A little child pee, there are so many ways in it?

Bai helped the Jia family so much. At the critical time, I was reluctant to give even a soak of boy urine.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the people in the courtyard with blank eyes.

This boy’s pee must be a boy’s, and there are no children in his own family. Or, some people have children who are too big to do. Liu Hai saw Yi Zhonghai’s eyes sweeping over, and quickly turned his head to look to the side.

What Jia Zhangshi said just now, Liu Haizhong really listened.

I can’t ignore the health of my children in order to please Yi Zhonghai.

“Uncle.”

Yan Bugui squeezed in from behind the crowd.

“Isn’t it just a soak of pee?”

“You wait, I’ll go and shout Xie Kuan and let him take a dip.”

The eldest aunt came over happily immediately,

“Third Master, you wait, I’ll go home and get a big bowl.”

“Slow down!”

Liu Yang shouted,

“Auntie, this boy pee, you want to let the three grandfathers give it for free?”

The eldest aunt glanced at Liu Yang suspiciously.

Liu Yang’s chin raised at the stick terrier.

“Just asked the stick terrier to ask for boy urine, what did people say?”

“This boy’s urine was originally used as a medicine introduction, don’t you have to spend money when you go out to buy medicine?”

Yi Zhonghai quickly nodded and said to his aunt: “You go back and get the bowl for Boss Yan.” By the way, give Boss Yan 5 yuan. Children are cheap, we can’t earn. ”

Hearing that Yi Zhonghai gave 5 yuan, Yan Bugui looked happy. People’s fortune comes, and they can’t stop it.

Who would have thought that it was originally to come out to see the liveliness.

I want to help a grandfather, soak my son’s urine, and earn 5 yuan when I change hands. The stick terrier said that he would not urinate on a grandfather’s boy.

I volunteered to give it, and this uncle had to remember my personal feelings first. Originally, I just thought about this layer.

Yan Bugui raised his eyes and glanced at Liu Yang. It’s still Liu Yang’s brain. Originally, I didn’t expect to open my mouth to ask the eldest master for money. Liu Yang’s mouth, 50 pounds of stick noodles can be bought.

However, Liu Yang is also right.

When the eldest man goes out to see a doctor, he also has to spend money. My son’s boy urinates and knows the roots.

Hearing that Yi Zhonghai took 5 yuan to buy a bowl of boy urine, Jia Zhang’s was numb. Why didn’t the grandpa say buy boy urine just now?

For 5 yuan, eggs can buy 10 pounds. This uncle is too yin and not authentic.

He also said that it is good to be with our Jia family, and when we can make money with our Jia family, why don’t you think of our family first? Jia Zhang grabbed the aunt who was about to go out and smiled sarcastically.

“Auntie, you don’t have to go and get the bowl, our family has it.” I took the bowl directly to take the urine of the stick stem. ”

Yi Zhonghai snorted coldly.

The eldest aunt pulled her clothes back from Jia Zhang’s hands and left. The three masters followed out and waited in the courtyard to get the bowl.

Looking at Yan Bugui who went out, Jia Zhangshi gave a blank look.

What is the spirit? No, a soak of urine sold for 5 yuan, really no interest.

Turning his head, Jia Zhangshi said to the eldest uncle again: “Uncle, you just said that you want the urine of the stick terrier, why didn’t you say to give money?” Saying that taking care of our family on weekdays is how to take care of us? ”

“It’s cheap for outsiders.”

The deaf old lady listened to Jia Zhangshi muttering and scolding, and her face darkened all of a sudden.

“Dongxu Ta Niang. Don’t try to make money all day long. ”

Today, the three of you were beaten by the Liu family kid, and then the wild dog came to bite you, isn’t it all a disaster caused by making people cheap? According to me, tonight’s uncle is sick because he is tired of wiping his ass behind your house every day.

His illness should be seen at your family’s expense.

“If you mumble and scold here again, watch out for the old lady and I will tear your mouth.”

Jia Zhangshi glanced up at the old lady and said with a sneer;

“Old lady, I can’t hold back my words in my stomach, I still like to nag when I’m old, don’t see it with me.”

After a while, Aunt and Yan Bugui walked in together.

The eldest mother was carrying a large enamel bowl, and the dull yellow liquid was still faintly hot.

“Lao Yi, hurry up and drink while it’s hot.”

Aunt said.

Yi Zhonghai took the bowl, closed his eyes, held his breath, and gulped it.

Xiao Yue put her arm around Liu Yang’s neck and whispered in Liu Yang’s ear,

“Dad, I’m disgusting to watch.”

Liu Yang crooked his mouth and smiled, and quietly patted Xiao Yue’s butt.

Many people stared at Yi Zhonghai closely, staring at him drinking the boy’s urine in the large enamel bowl. After taking the last bite, Yi Zhonghai swallowed hard.

This sour taste:

Yi Zhonghai glanced at Liu Yang, who was also staring at him, and secretly cursed in his heart. Street Skate on Dog Day!

If it weren’t for your dog thing’s idea, how could I be forced by the big guy to pour boy urine. It’s just drinking boy urine, and it has to make me bleed.

His mother’s, give 5 yuan to the boss Yan for nothing. My mother really spends money to find guilt.

Jia Zhangshi watched Yi Zhonghai finish drinking the urine full of an enamel bowl, and couldn’t help frowning. Dongxu was pinched like that by him, and now there is a handprint on his neck.

Don’t say take out a few dollars to compensate our family Dongxu.

Jia Zhangshi glanced at Liu Yang again. This street is slippery, lest the world not be chaotic. Not to mention earlier, let the grandpa spend money on boy urine.

If he had said earlier, these 5 yuan should have been earned by our Jia family. These 5 yuan were credited to Liu Yang’s street.

Sooner or later, I have to find an opportunity to make up for the loss of 5 yuan from this street. Calculate tonight, our Jia family is really a loss.

Yi Zhonghai, this old thing, ran in while we were asleep and almost strangled Dongxu to death. A soak of boy urine is cheap for 5 yuan, and it is directly given to the three grandfathers.

Watching Yi Zhonghai drink the boy’s urine in the bowl, many people breathed a sigh of relief.

“Uncle, after drinking this boy’s urine, you can sleep well at night.”

“I guess your illness will be cured tomorrow.”

Aunt Liang said with concern. Sister-in-law Jiang glanced at Auntie.

“Auntie, if you still don’t worry about Uncle, really find a soft rope and tie Uncle up. After all, he had just finished drinking boy urine, and the effect of this medicine could not be seen immediately. ”

Xu Damao glanced at Liu Haizhong,

“Second Uncle, tonight we guys sleep, can we be safe from the horse?”

Bangs scratched his scalp and snorted bitterly,

“Da Mao, you really gave the second uncle a problem.”

I didn’t say that.

“Who knows if the grandpa has made a fuss tonight, and will he make a fuss again later?”

Uncle Jiang in the front yard waved his hand.

“Second Uncle, you said this as if you didn’t say it.”

“Forget it, let’s go back and close the doors and windows before going to bed.” This is a safe thing, always counting on others. ”

Many people nodded.

“Uncle is really scary like this tonight, if I don’t close the door, I won’t dare to sleep.”

“If a grandpa breaks into our house, I can’t beat him.”

Someone looked at Auntie,

“Auntie, you can tie up Uncle later, you can tie it tighter.”

“Don’t let him break free of the rope and run out, the safety of our one courtyard is all pinned on you.”

Auntie smiled sarcastically.

Yi Zhonghai has regained his sanity.

Jia Dongxu eased in bed for a long time and was able to sit up. That is, the handprint pinched by Yi Zhonghai on his neck is still there, and his voice is a little dumb.

Everyone saw that nothing happened, and they all went home with a snort and a yawn. Liu Yang carried Xiao Yue back home with a sleepy Xiao Yue.

Putting Xiao Yue on the bed, Liu Yang sighed.

If only this old thing Yi Zhonghai was sent directly to the police station tonight.

If Yi Zhonghai went to the police station. The Jia family will definitely ask the eldest aunt for money for the matter of writing a letter of understanding. And, it is certainly not as simple as a few dollars, dozens of dollars.

3.2 If Yi Zhonghai has been closed in the border for a long time, there will be a record in this file.

Even if he is a level 8 fitter in the factory, he will not dare to be as angry in the factory in the future. The deaf old lady, this old thing, is a-stirring stick.

If she hadn’t appeared tonight, Yi Zhonghai would definitely be able to enter the police station.

Suddenly, Liu Yang felt that the police officers on the other side of the police station had huge mood swings. Liu Yang concentrated his thoughts, and the police officer appeared on the screen in front of him.

The officer casually opened the drawer, took out a file bag, and pulled out a few pieces of paper from the file bag. With the help of the policeman’s eyes, Liu Yang glanced at the content on the paper and breathed a long sigh of relief.

The emperor pays off.

The police station finally found some useful clues to investigate the identity of the deaf old lady. Liu Yang rolled happily on the bed.

Old thing, this time to expose your true face, just around the corner. See if you can still be energetic for a few more days?

Early the next morning, Liu Yang opened his eyes and opened the system to sign in.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the system check-in.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the anti-theft charm.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the sarcoma talisman. 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining five pounds of eggs.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining two catties of rice.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting a pound of red dates.] 】

[Congratulations to the host for getting a pound of brown sugar.] 】

Anti-theft charm, valid for one week.

Set the anti-theft zone through the system.

When entering the anti-theft area, the system automatically detects whether the intruder has a tendency to steal. Those who have a tendency to steal will be unlucky in the anti-theft area.

Isn’t this anti-theft talisman a gift for the little thief saint of the stick terrier? Sarcoma talisman, after the use of the talisman paper, the more swear words sarcoma, the larger the sarcoma.

Liu Yang secretly rejoiced, isn’t this talisman paper tailor-made for Jia Zhang’s old thing? In fairy tales, there are Pinocchios who lie, and the nose will become longer.

In the courtyard, Jia Zhang’s swear word sarcoma became bigger.