Craziest Ancestor Ever

Seeing Fen Qingqing trembling all over, Lin Tian helplessly shook his head, "Be patient!"

"But, ancestor, it's too itchy!" Fen Qingqing couldn't help giggling, while Yang Mo, who was outside, heard the weird laughter inside, and put his ear to it curiously.

But the sound sometimes disappeared, which made Yang Mo wonder, "Did I hear it wrong?"

When Yang Mo was wondering, the door had already opened, and Yang Mo asked curiously, "You, what are you doing inside?"

At this time Lin Tian came out, and Fen Qingqing came out after getting dressed and her hair tied up.

Seeing Fen Qingqing's happy face, Yang Mo had an evil thought, "Brother Lin, you two?"

"What are you thinking? Nasty!" Fen Qingqing immediately shouted with a glare, but Lin Tian smiled helplessly.

Yang Mo looked puzzled, "Miss Fen, your ancestor is still a man no matter what. If you have such a beautiful woman by your side every day, if you say you are not tempted, you are lying."

When Fen Qingqing was told this, her face turned even redder, and she pinched his ears, and said aggressively, "My ancestor is very upright, if you dare to say that about him again, I will punish you!"

Yang Mo's cultivation was stronger than Fen Qingqing's, but he didn't dare to fight back, so he could only be pulled by his ears, "I, I was wrong, Miss Fen, let go!"

Only then did Fen Qingqing let go, and Lin Tian said after seeing the two of them having such a good time, "Tonight, she will be alone in a room, and you will be with me."

Yang Mo looked at Lin Tian in a daze, "Brother Lin, are you really relieved to let her be alone?"

"Don't worry, if the flower picker dares to come, he will regret leaving!" Lin Tian smiled strangely, and although Fen Qingqing said that Lin Tian had drawn a magic talisman on her body, she was still a little worried, "Old Ancestor, you really left me alone!" ?”

"Don't worry, I'm right next door to you, and I'll be aware of any changes." Lin Tian comforted.

After Fen Qingqing made a sound, Lin Tian said to her again, "You have been busy all day, go into the room and have a good rest."

"Yes, Patriarch." Fen Qingqing was very obedient, she listened to whatever Lin Tian said, then walked into the house and closed the door.

Lin Tian came to the next door and found a place to sit down, while Yang Mo quickly slipped in and asked Lin Tian with a smile, "Brother Lin, to be honest, are you tempted?"

Lin Tian glanced at Yang Mo, "Have you never seen a woman?"

"Huh? What does that mean?"

"A beautiful woman makes you drool all over your mouth."

Yang Mo immediately returned to his senses and retorted, "That's different, she is a great beauty, if it wasn't for the sake of her being your disciple, I, I."

"What’s wrong with you?"

"Forget it, just say it casually, I don't dare, or my ears will fall off." Yang Mo immediately got goosebumps, and he didn't dare to have any thoughts anymore. Besides, he also knew that this was Lin Tian's woman, so he immediately dismissed everything idea.

"Sit down and watch the show." After Lin Tian finished speaking, he closed his eyes silently.

Yang Mo didn't know what good show Lin Tian was talking about, but he worried, "Brother Lin, it's not that I brag about how powerful Lu Bo is, but that the other party is really scary, especially the woman he likes, who can't be touched without him. not reach."

Lin Tian still closed his eyes and didn't say anything, but Yang Mo wondered, "This guy, is he so relieved to let his disciple and grandson be alone?"

This made Yang Mo anxious to death, and Lu Bo, as a flower picker, had his arm crippled by Lin Tian, ​​so he was naturally extremely resentful.

At this moment, there is a tavern not far from the inn, looking at Niu Ya and shouting, "This guy, what is his background?"

Niu Ya looked at Li Zhen, and that Li Zhen quickly explained, "According to a friend of mine, he is a disciple named Tianshuimen."

"Tianshuimen? Isn't it that unpopular sect? How could there be such a wood spirit body?" Lu Bo said while cursing resentfully.

Li Zhen said awkwardly, "Lord Lu, look, is there any way to solve him?"

"That kid is more difficult to deal with, but I can start with that woman." Lu Bo's eyes suddenly lit up, and he rubbed his chin with the other hand, and laughed playfully.

After Niu Ya and Li Zhen exchanged glances, they immediately added fuel to the fire.

"Lord Lu, that woman is perfect for you," said the Niu Ya.

Li Zhen nodded and said, "That's right, judging by her breath, she is definitely still a virgin, you can enjoy it slowly."

When Lu Bo heard that he was a virgin, he said with enthusiasm, "Okay, I'll go right away, and take this girl away while they're not paying attention!"

"We're waiting for news from Mr. Lu!" Niu Ya said excitedly, and Lu Bo took a bottle of wine and drank it, then left immediately excitedly.

Li Zhen waited respectfully, "Lord Lu, we will wait for you."

Then Lu Bo left, and Li Zhen withdrew his smile and asked, "Brother Niu, is he really okay with one hand?"

Niu Ya rolled his eyes, "His most powerful is his legs, and his ability to escape from the ground. As for his hands, he only needs to be able to capture that girl!"

Li Zhen felt it made sense and said excitedly, "I really want to see that girl being repaired."

Niu Ya was drooling even more, "Turn back and let Mr. Lu have enough fun, send us off!"

Li Zhen's chubby face was even more smug, "Okay!"

Lu Bo had already sneaked into the inn, and when he learned that Fen Qingqing lived alone, while Lin Tian and Yang Mo were next door, he immediately said proudly, "God help me too!"

Afterwards, Lu Bo quietly came to Fen Qingqing's door, took out a pill from his bosom, and stuffed it into the crack of the door.

Thick smoke billowed from under the crack of the door, and Lu Bo smiled strangely, "You got hit by my Ecstasy Pill, you should fall down now."

The next moment, Lu Bo happily pushed the door open, then closed the door, and proudly said in the mist, "Little beauty, here I come!"

Lu Bo walked to the side of the bed step by step, saw Fen Qingqing lying there with his back facing him and fell asleep, and said happily, "Little beauty, wait until I take you away, enjoy it!"

Lu Bo grabbed Fen Qingqing with one hand, and at this moment, countless thorns grew from Fen Qingqing's clothes, wrapping around Lu Bo's whole body.

"Here, what's the situation?"

The next moment, countless 'flying arrows' were fired from the talismans on the surrounding walls, and the target was exactly that Lu Bo.

Lu Bo was so frightened that he wanted to run away, but the thorns under his feet were suddenly crushed. With a scream, he turned into a brown light and fled away.

Fen Qingqing quickly got up and screamed in fright.

Due to the strong sound insulation effect inside and outside the house, Fen Qingqing's cry was very weak outside, so few people heard it.

But Lin Tian opened his eyes and said with a smile, "Let's go, we've gained something."

Yang Mo was worrying about how long Lin Tian would close his eyes, and his words immediately made him ask curiously, "What, what gain?"

"Next door!" Lin Tian rushed out, pushed open the door, and Yang Mo rushed into the house, and was shocked when he saw the fog everywhere, "Hold your breath!"

Lin Tian had already held his breath, opened the window, looked at the blood stains in front of Fen Qingqing and said with a smile, "How about it, you're not scared!"

Fen Qingqing hurriedly ran to Lin Tian's side and said in shock, "It's too scary"!

Yang Mo stared at the things on the ground and was startled, "Here, what happened!"