Crazy Psychologist

Saturday, sunny, cloudless.

The flowers and plants are not exposed to rain and dew, and they are dry and swaying freely with the autumn wind.

The city is clean, it is really called blue sky, white clouds, blue sky and white clouds, and the autumn is refreshing.

Chu Shenming couldn't fall asleep at 4:30. First, he was woken up by the two people downstairs who were arguing about the parking space at 2:00. Then, he tossed and turned on the bed. During this period, he went to the toilet three times. In less than fifteen minutes, I felt the urge to urinate again.

The gastrointestinal problem seems to be less serious. Maybe because of running for the past two days, the gastrointestinal motility has become healthier. It seems that what Mu Chun said makes sense.

What was that word—psychogenic gastrointestinal disorder.

What a long name.

Unable to sleep, Chu Shenming felt sleepy after thinking about watching his phone and watching videos for a while.

But turn off the phone and put it in the drawer, and then lie down on the pillow, sleepiness flashed by again, like a stream flowing through the toes.

Chu Shenming, who couldn't sleep, had to take out his mobile phone again. He originally wanted to send a message to Xiaoxiao, but when he thought of disturbing his girlfriend at this time, although it is not abnormal, it is normal to send a message in the middle of the night when he is in love. When we are in love, we often chat from the beginning of the night until the East fades away.

But for some reason, Chu Shenming felt uncomfortable when he thought of sending a message to Xiaoxiao.

The cerebral cortex is in an excited state, but the filling speed of the bladder is also excited.

After watching two videos, I felt like peeing again.

It's really annoying, I didn't have such a problem before, maybe the kidneys are starting to weaken.

Not yet married and having children, Chu Shenming doesn't want to bear the blame of kidney deficiency.

People are like this, the more they are afraid of something, the more they will come.

In the middle of the night, the more Chu Shenming thought about not going to the toilet, the more he wanted to urinate more frequently. The strangest thing was that he could urinate a lot every time.

What a strange problem, this period of torture is really serious.

Originally, I couldn’t turn on a light that was too cold when I went to the toilet at night. After all, I lived with my parents in a two-bedroom apartment of more than 80 square meters, and the three of us shared the same toilet. Loud noises or too bright lights may affect the rest of the parents.

It's not a matter of filial piety or not, whether it's too sensitive, but if there is too much noise in the middle of the night and parents are disturbed, they will inevitably be interrogated during the day.

The older the parents are, the more they care about their children. When they were in high school or college, they went to live with their friends for a few days, but they never called or heard from them. Now they have renovated their own house and are about to get married. The family is broken, but the parents are more and more in charge.

Sometimes, it's almost to the point where you have to ask everything clearly.

For example, regarding the landline phone, Xiaoxiao called her family, and her parents asked about it.

"Is there a quarrel?"

"Xiaoxiao is a good girl, her first love is with you, you don't want to cause any conflicts at such a crucial point as marriage."

"It's just a phone call." Chu Shenming cried out.

My son didn't feel well and didn't dare to tell them. When Xiaoxiao called, the old couple became suspicious. Is there blood thicker than blood?

In the final analysis, it is probably because of face. Elderly people in big cities just care about face, for fear that their life will not be as good as others.

I live in a house with millions of dollars. Every morning, I take the special car from the hypermarket to go to the supermarket to grab discounted vegetables, special oil and rice. I stand on the shelf wearing presbyopic glasses to pick fungus. It takes me a long time to pick out one or two. In order to grab a box of half-folded pork belly, the two old men shoved and even yelled at each other.

Aunt Hu on the second floor happened to be knocked into a broken bone in order to grab a special price of soybean oil. First, she went to the hospital and spent more than 10,000 yuan for surgery, and then stayed in bed for three months. , the family was furious, and felt that the old man was pitiful.

Aunt Hu's retirement salary is more than 7,000 yuan. An ordinary college graduate who has just graduated from a job and finds a job can earn more than 7,000 yuan a month.

It’s okay not to rent a house, but if you rent a house, even if it’s a single room, you’ll only have about 4,000 yuan left for your discretionary wages at 7 o’clock this month.

If you want to travel, watch a movie, or listen to a concert, you must plan carefully. Moonlight is inevitable. Water, electricity, gas, mobile phone bills, Internet bills, and food problems in high-price cities are difficult to cope without 3,000 yuan .

If there is one thousand left, it will be gone if you grab a JJ Lin concert, Jay Chou concert? Then grab the ticket with luck, if you don’t get it, if you want to buy a second-hand ticket from Xianyu, the price increase will make you heartbroken and regret it.

Buying a new pair of sneakers a month is a dream, or you will eat dirt next month.

It can’t be done, of course it can’t be done. Under the pressure of work, people’s desire for food is hard to suppress.

The parents of these children are quite satisfied with the monthly salary of more than 7,000 yuan. They use fuzzy algorithms to talk casually when they meet people, "Our children's annual salary is more than 100,000 yuan."

When others heard it, oh, you just graduated with an annual salary of more than 100,000, you are really blessed.

As time goes by, I can't even count it, and I can't figure it out with good intentions. It seems that a real child has an annual salary of more than 100,000 yuan a year. After doing this calculation, divided by twelve, the monthly income should be 10,000 yuan.

In the final analysis, face.

How else can it be said that being a child is not easy, UU Reading www.uukanshu. com, especially children who grow up in their thirties and forties.

Thinking about it this way, it's better to get married early, at least I can have an independent space, and occasionally I can avoid the love of my parents, and I don't have to go to the toilet at night and tiptoe around.

In fact, if nothing happened normally, Chu Shenming wanted to sleep more and more to urinate this night.

After a few times, he started to think wildly again, he should look at the color of the urine, isn't there often an article like "judging the health of the body through urine" and the like!

What else, "Attention! If the urine presents these five states, be vigilant that the disease has come to your door."

After returning from a business trip, I can just rest on Monday, so I can ask Dr. Mu Chun again.

For some reason, Chu Shenming had a slight liking for the remoteness and quietness on the fifth floor of Huayuanqiao Hospital.

He no longer feels disgusted with Mu Chun's weird behavior.

People around are so normal, it's annoying enough.

Lack of human appearance, sameness.

Even dating seems to have a set of established strategies that can be referred to. Everyone goes to popular Internet celebrity restaurants, checks in, escorts gifts during festivals, changes personal status, and announces that they are not single on social networking sites.

Walk the path that everyone walks, do what everyone does, and talk about the same love.

The same is true for women’s makeup. Similar lipstick colors may be 888, 777, 661 for women. Various models mean different colors of different brands. From Chu Shenming’s point of view, or from a man’s point of view, they may be similar. color, red, pink, gold.

As long as it's not gray and red, blue and pink, gold and black. Other colors of the same color system can also be subdivided into various kinds of cherry, rainbow, imperial concubine...

It is beautiful but it is the same.