Crazy Psychologist

The reason why Chu Shenming came to the hospital was that he had felt dizzy in the afternoon for the past few weeks, especially around four o'clock. If he continued to sit at his desk, he would be in danger of falling asleep at any time.

Of course, this danger is not life-threatening, but the danger of resignation is approaching, like a tiptoeing kitten.

Sleepy, in a trance in the afternoon.

"Let him come back tomorrow afternoon." Mu Chun said this lazily, and he was also lazily lying on the nap chair.

"Don't you need to take a look? What if you don't come tomorrow?"

"Don't look, you do what I say, and he will definitely come again."

Chu Sisi was dubious. In the past week, she felt that Mu Chun had changed. She had become very different from before. From a public point of view, Mu Chun is also her savior.

"What kind of girl is the most attractive to a man?"

"what?"

"answer my question."

"Pretty, smart, cute?"

"Let me put it another way, when is a woman most attractive?"

"Teacher Mu, I don't understand."

"Stupid, I advise you not to do this business. The physical and mental department is not suitable for you. Why don't you go home and be a lawyer?"

"No, I will definitely become the best physical and mental doctor. The law cannot save everyone."

"Hey, the law can't save everyone? Can we save people with our kind of psychosomatic department that can't even figure out the classification of symptoms?"

"I don't know what's wrong with Mr. Mu, but I believe that everything you say makes sense. It's just that I'm not good at learning, and I will improve."

"Then answer and see, when is a woman most attractive?"

"When a man likes her."

Mu Chun felt uncomfortable lying down halfway, so he simply put his legs on the desk, feeling extremely impatient. "This is the logic of studying law, you are not suitable to be a doctor."

"If I don't fit, I can become fit."

"If it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit."

"Mr. Mu, please tell me when a woman is the most attractive?"

"Go and change into a nurse uniform, the white one with a red heart pattern on the chest."

"it is good."

"Don't ask why?"

"The patient has already reached the fifth floor, I don't have time to ask more questions."

"Go ahead. If he thinks you are a nurse, you can be a nurse for him, and move a chair for him to sit on. According to the information sent by the pre-diagnosis desk, the patient may have a dizzy reaction."

"It's so serious, let him go up the stairs?"

"Would you still listen to your nonsense if it's not serious?"

This was the conversation between a doctor named Mu Chun and another intern named Chu Sisi in the outpatient room of the Department of Psychology and Psychology when Chu Shenming walked to the fifth floor.

Chu Shenming was sitting on the chair, and Chu Sisi was standing against the wall opposite him, looking at the closed door of the outpatient room from time to time.

Chu Shenming looked at Chu Sisi's slender and clean neck, and felt like looking up at the statue of the Virgin in the church.

An angel in white is really an apt description.

If I find a nurse as my wife, my health will definitely be fine.

Thinking of this, Chu Shenming felt a sudden tightness in his chest, as well as an overwhelming pain in his stomach.

"When will your "master" be okay?"

When asking this question, Chu Shenming suppressed the discomfort of wanting to go to the toilet and vomit. Seeing Chu Shenming's expression suddenly changed, Chu Sisi couldn't help feeling worried.

This is the department of body and mind. Although it seems that body and mind are divided equally, whether it is internal medicine or surgery, Dr. Mu Chun is an amateur.

In addition to his ordinary appearance, Dr. Mu is really perfect. But as a doctor, especially a psychosomatic doctor, it is a good thing to look plain.

Closer to home, if Chu Shenming fainted suddenly or had some emergency situation, he had to be sent back to the internal medicine department, and the internal medicine doctors would have to laugh at that time.

The status of the physical and mental department is already in jeopardy. If Mu Chun hadn't been in charge, the hospital might have canceled the physical and mental department. Mu Chun relied on his own strength to make the community hospital pay attention to the physical and mental department, so that people can receive the treatment of the physical and mental department nearby.

Although in the eyes of other doctors, the physical and mental department is not a serious department, so Mu Chun has to consider the bonuses of the doctors who also silently pay for the physical and mental department in primary hospitals, and work hard to improve the status of the physical and mental department.

"I'll go in and have a look, just wait a moment."

"Okay, please trouble Miss Chu."

As soon as Chu Shenming said this, he wanted to slap himself in the face. Nurse Chu, nurse, what kind of lady is she? Now people don't know what they will think of him, maybe they think he is a dishonest man.

When Chu Sisi opened the door and went in, she saw Mu Chun tilting his head and sleeping soundly.

He even threw the patient at the door and fell asleep by himself.

Just when I wanted to lose my temper and wake him up, I saw a yellow post-it note on the desk, which read: Think about what I told you, don't wake me up.

What did you say?

By the way, find a way to get him to come back tomorrow.

After all, there are patients, why do they have to come back tomorrow?

Just tell the patient directly that the director has something to do, please come back tomorrow?

Absolutely not, the result of this is that 99% of the patients never come back, and even if they want to go to the psychosomatic doctor again, they will change to another hospital.

Dr. Mu is struggling with his bonus. Although his income is not bad, his ideal is too lofty. Chu Sisi thinks he understands Mu Chun's ideal. It is absolutely impossible to realize this ideal without a lot of money. .

Why bother with the bonus.

Chu Sisi muttered, not daring to wake up the snoring Mu Chun.

"What should I do? The director is answering the emergency call."

Chu Sisi squatted down, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com said worriedly.

"That's it, then I'll go back first."

"Wait a minute, the director has seen your situation from the pre-diagnosis desk."

He was about to die, Chu Sisi squatted in front of him, the sweet smell of her voice wafted towards him, and the chest tightness just now disappeared immediately.

Only the throbbing blood remained.

Although he likes to look at beautiful girls, Chu Shenming hasn't had such an exciting feeling for a long time.

He was full of strength, as if he had eaten a cup full of chocolate in front of a chocolate machine.

"Then I continue to wait for him? What emergency call?"

"Emergency calls to psychosomatics are generally from patients who are about to commit suicide or are experiencing severe symptoms."

suicide. Chu Shenming's back felt cold, and he couldn't help shivering. Fortunately, he had never thought about committing suicide. Who would be so overwhelmed?

"The director asked if you haven't been sleeping well recently, and you often have chest tightness and weakness?"

Chu Shenming nodded, looking at Chu Sisi like a pupil looking at a female teacher.

"Does it matter? Is it a serious situation?"

"Is it convenient for you to come here at this time tomorrow afternoon?"

There was almost pleading in Chu Sisi's eyes.

Eh? Just go back like this?

Chu Shenming was a little unhappy. He finally came out once, but he was going back?

"Tomorrow, I will reserve an hour for your outpatient clinic, and give you a comprehensive physical and mental examination. The cost can be covered by medical insurance. Do you think it is okay?"

"Did you do it for me?"

Chu Shenming was embarrassed to refuse, but he would be happy if Chu Sisi gave him a comprehensive examination.

He thought again, it would be great if his wife was a nurse like Chu Sisi.