Crazy Psychologist

It is a bit unpleasant to accept the challenge of downing two bottles of water on a rare Monday when you don't have to work.

But Chu Shenming has already decided to finish the examination of the kidneys and ureters today, because he really doesn't want things like wet underwear to happen again.

He is not like Mu Chun, who can just wear a pair of sports shorts and sit in the office to see a doctor in a grandiose manner. He must be properly dressed to enter the company.

In a place like a company, it is inevitable to see people as inferior, to judge people by their appearance, and to judge people by their clothes. It is also commonplace, and it can be regarded as part of the company's potential culture.

Don't say that other people will do this, even he himself will judge a person from the clothes he wears and the mobile phone he uses.

For a girl like Chu Sisi, Chu Shenming had already scored 95+, while Mu Chun had a maximum score of 70.

Chu Shenming, who was sitting at the door of the B-ultrasound room on the second floor, swallowed Nongfu Spring in one gulp, and soon felt like urinating.

He walked to the nurse's desk and said to the nurse, "Nurse, I want to pee."

"The toilet is down the corridor."

The nurse answered without raising her head while writing.

"No, I made an appointment just now, and I'm doing an inspection."

"What's the number?"

"Number 10041."

"It's only the 27th now, just wait."

"How long will it take? I already feel like urinating. Is my bladder full?"

The nurse's name was Liu Xiaofang, and she looked exactly like her name. She was square and upright, definitely not the type Chu Shenming liked.

"Didn't you see that everyone here is waiting for a B-ultrasound. What's the rush? The human bladder has a capacity of about 500 milliliters, and the most is 800 milliliters. How much water have you drank?"

"Half a bottle of Nongfu Spring."

"Big bottle or small bottle?"

"Big bottle." Chu Shenming raised the water bottle and placed it in front of the nurse.

"I haven't finished drinking it all, even if I drink it all, it won't go to the bladder, just wait."

"Then can I go to the bathroom?"

Liu Xiaofang finally raised his head and stared at Chu Shenming, "Of course not. What are you kidding? You can only do the checkup when your bladder is full. Are you okay after you've finished urinating?"

Belittled, ridiculed.

Chu Shenming suddenly wanted to curse.

The urge to urinate is unbearable to the gods, people have three urgencies, how can they hold on.

But since I have endured it for so long and drank so much water, no matter what, I have to fight again. Chu Shenming smiled and begged, "Nurse Liu, can you do me a favor, no, I can't help it."

He really couldn't help it anymore, his legs were clamped tightly, and his knees couldn't be straightened.

"No, didn't you see an old man just went in for an inspection? He has to do a lot of inspections, at least ten minutes, even if I want to bring you to the front, I have to wait for others to finish it."

With an indifferent demeanor and a perfunctory voice, he didn't pay attention to Chu Shenming's request at all.

Chu Shenming cursed softly, "Bastard, what the hell."

After speaking, he turned around and walked towards the other side of the corridor.

The big deal is that I won’t check it anymore, what’s the big deal, I’ll be **** off everywhere, as for it.

Rush into the toilet, stand firm, hearty, refreshing.

What Mu Chun said was right, there will be a happy urination later.

Sure enough, really happy.

After urinating, Chu Shenming walked out of the hospital with his head held high and his chest held high without looking back.

He felt that his mood had not been so relaxed for a long time, and his body had not been so light for many days.

The big deal is to delay the treatment, and I will take care of my own affairs.

When passing by the convenience store, Chu Shenming even bought himself a can of Coke for the first time. He wanted to drink this for several days. He was afraid that his stomach would be bad if he drank it. Now that he gave up the inspection, he should drink a can.

Fat house happy water or something, you will be happy after drinking it.

"Hey, sorry, I want a straw."

The convenience store clerk is a part-time college boy, wearing thick black-rimmed glasses, and looks a little lacking in emotional intelligence.

Chu Shenming said again, "Straw, I want a straw."

Only then did the clerk come to his senses, and took a paper-wrapped disposable straw and handed it to Chu Shenming with both hands.

The card is wiped, and the Coke is opened.

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Drinking Coke and walking.

No need to go to the company or think about anything.

I haven't felt this comfortable in a long time.

Chu Shenming smiled at the passing girl, and the girl smiled at him too.

Even if it's an illusion, just cherish what you have right now.

He encouraged himself that even if the happiness is short, it is better than being busy with those shady things all day long.

After drinking half a can of Coke, there is neither stomach growling nor urge to urinate.

Chu Shenming felt a little nervous, took out his mobile phone and scrolled through Moments. He hadn't posted on Moments for many years, but he suddenly wanted to post a sentence, cherish time and enjoy yourself in time.

He thought of a movie he watched when he was a child called "Dead Poets Society". The captain teacher encouraged the students to cherish time.

Yes, people will get old and sick again, why not enjoy the present time, do what you like, and live the life you want?

Just as he pressed the shutter against the blue sky and white clouds, and was about to send a message to Moments, news from his girlfriend Xiaoxiao rushed in.

"Isn't it a rest today? Where are people?"

Chu Shenming just remembered that since Sunday night on UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, he has not contacted Xiaoxiao for more than ten hours, and there are already a dozen of Xiaoxiao's various updates.

But Xiaoxiao didn't look for him either.

Why does it look like a teacher asking a crime when you come up.

Chu Shenming felt nervous behind his back, and quickly replied a message, saying that he was tired from the business trip and had been resting all day.

"Oh, I'm at the coffee shop next to your house now, come and find me."

What? Why did you suddenly run near your home? What time is it now? Does Xiaoxiao not have to go to work?

"I'm not at home right now."

As soon as this reply was sent, Chu Shenming regretted it. Xiaoxiao must have felt that he was lying, but in fact he was not lying at all.

Xiaoxiao was really angry, and connected the fact that the two of them failed to go to the wedding expo together with Chu Shenming's early talk about going to bed a few nights ago, and said that he was just trying to test it out, but he gave up.

It does not make sense.

"How can I live like this? How can I believe that you will treat me well in the future?"

Xiaoxiao was not like this before. Chu Shenming remembered that when the two first fell in love, it seemed that Xiaoxiao liked Chu Shenming first. Who knows, it was a long time ago.

She was not so unreasonable and chattering before, but now it is almost too much.

Chu Shenming couldn't help hiccupping in the subway. The people in the carriage glanced at him. Chu Shenming wanted to scold him. No matter what he looked at, didn't he let the hiccups go?

Coke started to make trouble in his stomach, and a series of gas gushed out with the first hiccup. After the belch, Chu Shenming almost wanted to vomit.

He got off the subway ahead of time, sat on a chair in the rest area, clutched his chest, and still held the phone firmly in his hand.