Crazy Psychologist

Chu Sisi walked to the door of the B-ultrasound room on the second floor, and an old man in a coma was being wheeled into the examination room by a nurse.

She greeted the nurse on duty at the nurse's desk, and the nurse replied, bowing her head and busying herself with her own business.

"The ultrasound room is really busy."

"Nonsense, it's not like you, so free. Except for the laboratory department, we are the busiest here. I suspect that we are busier than the laboratory department. Look at the more than 100 numbers. They have to be checked. Tell them at noon If you want to rest and come back in the afternoon, the elderly can come up with a lot of reasons. The doctor who has been seeing the doctor tomorrow will go to a meeting, and he will not be in the clinic on Wednesday; tomorrow will not work, it will not be easy for me to come over today, and I will come again tomorrow. I can’t stand it. , I’m old, and my legs and feet are inconvenient. Or my daughter won’t have time to send me here tomorrow, so let’s think of a way.”

"Yes, everyone has difficulties."

"Then I'm not in trouble? Who cares if I'm in trouble?"

"Yes, yes." Chu Sisi laughed.

It's hard to talk about Chu Shenming's affairs, but the lipstick has already been brought, so give it to her, it's not worth much anyway.

"this is for you."

Chu Sisi quietly put her hands on the nurse's desk.

"The latest model, I heard that it is sold out here, where did you bring it?"

"Ah, my friend is in Europe. I brought a few when I came back these days."

"Then I'll give you the money. You are from the Department of Psychology and Psychology on the fifth floor, right? Your Director Mu Chun is a very amazing person."

magic?

It was the first time for Chu Sisi to hear other people talk about Mu Chun.

"Yeah, don't you know? His family members live in a nursing center, and it is said that he is still suffering from strange illnesses, but Mu Chun looks like he has a hippie smile all day long, as if he has no heart and no lungs. There is no such thing as a physical and mental department." Do you know what it does? Hey, how do you treat patients every day? Do you just add some sleeping pills and some vitamins?"

Chu Sisi was embarrassed and vague.

"Well, look, you know the situation of our physical and mental department. There is a rare patient. What Director Mu Chun means is, can we arrange to have an examination earlier."

"It's this kind of thing again. I've guessed it a long time ago. If you don't go to the Three Treasures Hall for anything, you won't come to me to talk about gossip or celebrities."

"This..." Chu Sisi was a little embarrassed, blushing.

Liu Xiaofang tore off a small piece of paper, and quickly drew something on the back with a pen.

"Take it."

Chu Sisi said thank you, "I'll bring you something better next time."

"You have also seen that there is nothing I can do. If I can help, I will always help, but sometimes an old man who is unconscious goes in, and it is very difficult to check. He needs to be turned over, lifted to the bed, and lifted off. It is very time-consuming. .”

Liu Xiaofang smiled, Chu Sisi nodded, and rushed back to the fifth floor holding the piece of paper.

"You can go now, drink some water, and rest assured after the inspection."

The paper was placed on the table.

"Drink two bottles of water."

Chu Shenming hesitated, seeing Chu Sisi working hard for him, he couldn't bear to refuse.

He secretly looked towards Mu Chun, who was holding a coffee cup and staring at the computer without looking at him at all.

Just now I was talking about the second fear of marriage, but now I don’t say a word.

This doctor is so strange.

"Go, it's hard to change the number."

"Go, go, go. Listen to Dr. Chu."

Chu Shenming aggrieved and left his seat.

Chu Sisi took two bottles of Nongfu Spring from somewhere and handed them to Chu Shenming.

"go quickly."

Chu Shenming could only say thank you, and poured water as he went downstairs.

Sitting in the waiting area on the second floor, the nurse Liu Xiaofang shouted, "Chu Shenming, is Chu Shenming, who didn't have a check-up yesterday?"

"Yes, I am."

Liu Xiaofang saw that this was the patient who insisted on taking an examination in advance yesterday and had a few words with her, squinted at Chu Shenming, and said coldly, "Did you urinate?"

"No."

Chu Shenming confessed honestly.

"No? Then continue to drink water. How many bottles have you drank?"

"Two bottles."

"It's also a big bottle."

"yes."

"Didn't you rush to urinate after drinking a bottle yesterday? Why didn't you urinate today?"

"have no idea."

Chu Shenming really didn't know, he didn't drink any water at all a few nights ago, and he had to urinate within ten minutes, but now he drank two bottles of water and didn't feel the urge to urinate at all.

"The bladder must be broken."

Chu Shenming laughed at himself helplessly.

This self-deprecating exchange brought Liu Xiaofang a little sympathy.

"Go to the door and buy some sugary drinks. White water is not easy to turn into urine. Don't you understand this common sense?"

Is this common sense? Chu Shenming scratched his head.

"Go quickly. I'll let the people behind check it first. If you feel like peeing, come and tell me. It's best when you're in a hurry. Otherwise, you won't be able to do anything if you go in and you'll be kicked out by the doctor."

Chu Shenming is now in a difficult situation. He can neither go back to the fifth floor to listen to Mu Chun talk about his fear of marriage, nor can he just leave the hospital and do nothing like yesterday.

The supervisor called while buying drinks, Chu Shenming was not in the mood to answer, so he simply pressed the supervisor's phone for the first time.

"Never mind him. If you have any serious illness, you don't have to work anymore. Why do you have to be so fearful, afraid of your girlfriend at home and your supervisor outside?"

He rambled in his heart, drank half a can of Coke, and soon felt the urge to urinate. UU Reading www. uukanshu.com

As soon as the urge to urinate comes, it becomes very urgent within a few minutes, and it is very necessary to go to the toilet as soon as possible.

"It really works."

As soon as he was imprisoned at the nurse's desk, Liu Xiaofang knew what Chu Shenming meant.

"go in."

Pushing open the door of the examination room, Chu Shenming's eyes went dark and he couldn't see anything.

After getting used to the darkness in front of him, Chu Shenming was asked to lie down on the bed.

"Where does it hurt?"

asked the female doctor.

"Uh, I don't know either. It's written on the list that you need to do those inspections."

"I saw the list, and I asked you what is uncomfortable."

Chu Shenming awkwardly searched for some recent symptoms and talked a little bit about it. He urinates a lot in the middle of the night, and sometimes he feels his stomach is bloated.

Naturally, he didn't say anything about wetting his underwear, but when it came to his stomach growing and discomfort in his stomach, the doctor who examined him was not interested in listening, so he just ordered him to turn sideways.

It is not easy to turn sideways when urinating urgently, but fortunately Chu Shenming can hold back.

It would be embarrassing to pee your pants here.

"Does your back hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt. You can't say it hurts."

"Does it hurt to pee?"

"It doesn't hurt either."

"Does your stomach hurt? Is there any kind that hurts?"

"It doesn't seem like it hurts."

"All right."

The doctor tapped on the machine.

"Then can I go down?"

"Well, go down, here is the report."

"Any questions?"

"It's nothing, just take it to the doctor."

Just as Chu Shenming was about to agree, he heard the doctor say, "Why is it a physical and mental department? You don't have nothing to do in your physical and mental department and let patients come for checkups, okay? There are a lot of outpatients here, and they are messing around."