Crazy Psychologist

Chapter 299: It's all an illusion

Mu Chun bit his tongue and said the last two words, and the tone of the ending was magically connected with the previous one.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yes.

Illusion! Illusion! Illusion! !

An unlocked door is an illusion. "

Mu Chun nodded, "Yeah."

"There is a thief in the house is also an illusion." Hu Peng said more and more vigorously.

Mu Chun nodded, "Yeah."

"The thief lying on my couch holding my Pikachu and Kodak is an illusion."

Mu Chun nodded, "Yeah."

"It's an illusion that someone broke into the bedroom."

Mu Chun nodded, "Yes."

Hu Peng said faster and faster, "It's an illusion that someone is drinking water from my teacup, it's an illusion that someone is wearing dirty shoes on the carpet in my living room, and it's an illusion that someone is covering me with a quilt, so someone is pointing at me behind my back." It is also an illusion, it is also an illusion that I am not in a good mood because of this, it is also an illusion to be unhappy when I hear other people's happy things, and it is just an illusion to be happy when I hear other people's unhappy things."

nod!

nod!

nod!

Shake your head!

nod! Shake your head!

nod! shake your head

Shake your head! nod! Shake your head!

Mu Chun finally knew how hard the dolls in front of the car windshield felt.

As long as the sun shines or the car moves, they shake their heads or bodies, and sometimes they don't know what to do when they brake, which is very similar to the stupid appearance of humans.

Although according to the principles of mechanics, they move around only to return to their original positions.

What is our initial position?

Is it the same for everyone?

Isn't it possible to go back sometimes?

Regardless of whether Mu Chun's nodding and shaking his head made him feel sick, Hu Peng was in a good mood.

"Why should I care, right? Maybe it's all an illusion, and it will disappear after a while."

"It's really possible. Time is the killer's knife. A crowded environment like a school is the same as any crowded environment. New topics will always wash away old topics. Many people just choose the first one before that." It’s just moving, if you can choose not to move optimistically, that’s also a high IQ.”

"Just play dumb."

Hu Peng blinked at Mu Chun.

"Huh? Playing stupid?"

"Well, since others pointed behind your back but didn't come up to you to point and point, it means that they also think that these practices are not special."

"This~~~~~~ is also possible."

"So, you don't need to think about it normally, right?"

Mu Chun couldn't keep up with Hu Peng's words. He suddenly let go—self—?

What kind of life is this that drives this child like this! ! ! !

Mu Chun scratched his head. "Okay, then try to return to the original position, and I will give you a gift."

Hu Peng nodded hard, "It's a big deal to start from the first grade! I'm an excellent young teacher, it's better not to take it seriously than to feel uncomfortable!"

"It's not easy!"

"It's not easy, you need the people's teachers to go forward bravely and not be afraid of difficulties and obstacles. By the way, what gift do you want to give me? Gift? I have never thought that I can receive a gift from a doctor in my life. That's it. Is it a book?"

"What book?" Mu Chun asked stupidly.

""On the Art of the Daily Work of Primary School Class Teachers", this is the book! This is the book!"

"No, really not!"

Mu Chun waved his hands quickly, wishing he could hide under the table—don't ask, please don't ask, how can there be such a book.

Mu Chun's heart was full of mixed feelings, and he suddenly understood deeply, seriously, and out of control how it was when a man was questioned by his girlfriend, "Are you lying, are you lying, are you lying!" Weakness, helplessness, futility of effort.

In short, if others say you are lying, you will lie if you are not lying. Heart is under the kyte? No, no, the distance between people's hearts is farther than the stars and the sea.

"Really do not have?"

Hu Peng finally calmed down a little bit from the excitement, and Mu Chun slowly supported his body from under the table, like a recruit who slowly climbed out of the fortification after hearing no bullets.

"Ah, no, I haven't read this book, but!"

Mu Chun suddenly said: "Although there are no books now, it doesn't mean that they will never exist. Many books may be in the minds of some people."

"Yes, for example, I can write a book "On the Art of the Daily Work of Primary School Class Teachers". With the honor of national outstanding young teachers, the publishing house may catch up with the interest."

Hu Peng's eyes shone with confidence and excitement.

Mu Chun hurriedly echoed cheerfully: "Yes, yes, yes, this is okay, this is really okay!"

"Let's get started, I want to start writing today."

Hu Peng stood up, as if he really couldn't wait.

Mu Chun suddenly lowered his voice, looking like an angry little daughter-in-law, "In this way, if the book is really published and becomes famous, wouldn't it be Hu Peng's happy thing again, and it will make people around you unhappy!"

"Eh? What makes you happy is what makes others unhappy."

Hu Peng also learned this.

Mu Chun nodded, "Yes, yes, happy, unhappy, happy, unhappy." Mu Chun first drew a circle with his left hand, then drew a square in the air with his right hand, and then drew a smaller circle with his left hand. circle, and drew a smaller square with the right hand. After several repetitions, the two hands were entangled together and locked firmly in front of the body.

"Ah, ah, help me, help me untie it."

Mu Chun begged in pain.

"You deserve it~www.wuxiahere.com~ Hu Peng put down a sentence, put the chair under the table, and tidied up the coat he just put on.

"Why are you so hard-hearted?"

Mu Chun said angrily.

"I am happy. Since happy things will make others unhappy, then I will not pursue better things. Start with excellent teachers, let excellence become more worthy of the name, and start from the first grade, let the test become the core of my new book Starting point, in the next semester, Hu Peng, the deputy head teacher of the first grade, is about to start a more excellent teaching career, let the envy and jealousy come more violently."

Hu Peng didn't laugh, Mu Chun was already brainstorming the BGM.

You can use the theme music of "Pacific Rim", it is definitely a very inspirational sand sculpture video.

"Well, I think you completely——" Mu Chun said.

Hu Peng didn't hear the last two words clearly. Does Mu Chun automatically eat words when he speaks? Hu Peng shook his head. At this moment, he doesn't care about these anymore. In the outpatient clinic, Hu Peng seemed to hear another sentence from Mu Chun.

"Go to the outpatient hall to re-register, go to the Department of Psychology———"

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