Crazy Psychologist

?In the reception room of more than ten square meters, a woman wearing a sleeveless dress with black background and white dots was talking loudly in her full-bodied voice.

The woman was about seventy years old, her eye sockets were too wide, and the sclera couldn't surround the iris and pupils. Her eyes looked like a group of tadpoles floating in a white pond.

"I didn't know at first that reality could be so cruel, it's even more unbelievable than what you see in movies."

The person who took the notes was named Liu Yiming, and this was the third time he had heard the old lady say the same thing this month.

"Does Feng Linqiao know, there are two roads behind here. I live on the second row of the road, and my room is on the third floor. My house windows face the first row of buildings, and the balcony faces the third row of buildings. I always feel that Headache, sometimes shoulder pain, sometimes leg pain. When it hurts, I can’t stand up at all. Sometimes when I walk at home, I suddenly faint from the pain. If I am not in good health, I would have broken a bone.

Once, I stood on the balcony and looked into the opposite building, oh my god, they all pulled up the curtains at once, there were a lot of people living there who didn’t know where, and they attacked me with high-tech weapons that you have never seen before.

Those weapons are invisible, intangible, and tasteless, and they can make me miserable from a long distance.

It hurts to vomit. "

Liu Yiming was bored with his routine and took notes. If he didn't find an excuse to leave, the old lady could say for a day that Liu Yiming didn't go to the toilet halfway through get off work.

"Then old lady, why did those people harm you?"

The old lady looked terrified and proud.

"I have participated in secret work before."

"Secret work? What is it?"

"Overseas wars, many, many years ago."

"Counterterrorism? Afghanistan? Or what?"

"I can't say it, I can't say it, if I say it, I won't be able to come again."

"Then how can I help you, what do you want me to do?"

"Those people hid in the car, in the house, and attacked me secretly. Attacked me with secret high-tech weapons. I wrote to the court, said it was out of control, and let me go... well, I can only say that I have been to every A court, every place where I can find someone to help me, there is only sympathy, but it can't help me."

"Because everyone doesn't know what's going on?"

The old lady curled up on the back of the chair, "You can't force me to say what I can't say, I've survived my whole life, I can't say it, I can't say it."

The old lady was terrified like a girl who saw a mouse, and she didn't want to escape to a place where there were no mice.

Liu Yiming kept his pen on the notepad in frustration, "Old lady, if you don't tell me, I can't help you at all. You have been here many times, and you always say the same thing. Our colleagues, almost Every colleague has heard what you have to say, and if you want to hear any of us tell you your story now, we can tell you verbatim, but this is that useful?"

Liu Yiming spread his hands and sighed helplessly.

According to the requirements of daily work, he shouldn't be moaning like this, but facing the old lady in front of him, he really did his best, drank two cups of coffee, and cheered up.

Now, it would be difficult to ask him to be patient any longer.

"Hmph, you policemen are impatient, don't you? Everything and every word I told you is absolutely true. Let me show you my legs."

Before Liu Yiming had time to say no, don't watch it. The old lady had already rolled up her loose trouser legs, lifted one foot from the ground and put it on the chair.

"Look, come and look, look here."

The old lady held her knees, near her calves, and took Liu Yiming's arm, pulling him to her side.

"Here it is, can you see what's wrong?"

"I can't tell." Liu Yiming answered truthfully.

"It's right if you don't see it." The old lady patted Liu Yiming on the back.

Fortunately, Liu Yiming is 185cm tall, otherwise, the old lady, who is more than 170cm tall, could shoot his head with a raised hand.

What can you do for the elderly, not to mention the official duties and responsibilities, even at home, on the subway or bus, if you meet such an old lady, you can only let her go.

Could it be that he still expected to argue with her?

Now, everyone has learned it badly. Whenever they see the old lady coming, they call Liu Yiming to make records for the old lady. The euphemistic name is that Liu Yiming is recognized as a friend of middle-aged and elderly women, and a good son of the citizens.

What are you talking about, in the final analysis, Liu Yiming is easy to bully, doesn't care about everything, and has a good temper, but it doesn't mean that there are no disturbances in his heart.

how can that be possible?

People are not made of stone, so how could they have no emotions.

"Let me tell you, I can't see it. I don't seem to have any problems at all, right. I'm much healthier than the patients in the hospital next door. I look good and my body is strong, don't I?"

The old lady tilted her head, with one leg still on the chair, turned sideways and raised her head to speak to Liu Yiming. UU reading www.uukanshu. com

"Yes, that's right, grandma, your body looks very good."

"But you're wrong, it's not good at all. When I was young, I had leg pains, and the pain was so painful that I rolled on the ground. I couldn't bear to die. I couldn't kill me with a single shot. I, the pain, once took the wood at home. The chair is that big."

The old lady gestured to the wooden armchair she was stepping on, "It's just a little bit smaller than this chair. I couldn't bear the pain, so I smashed the chair on my leg, and the chair didn't hurt like that. Bear."

"Won't the bones break if the chair hits it?"

"you are right."

The old lady grabbed Liu Yiming's arm again, and slapped him **** the back.

Liu Yiming really regretted why he left his seat and why he stood up.

"The bones will be unbearable when the chair is dropped, the bones will be broken, and the skin will bleed, right? Even if the skin is not broken, at least the inside will be bruised again. You can always see the wound, right?"

Liu Yiming nodded. This is common sense. If a wooden chair hits his leg, it will hurt a little bit.

"However, their high-tech weapons can cause damage that can kill you, but you can't see any wounds."

"How is this possible, grandma, if you really feel pain in your feet, you should go to the hospital. The hospital has advanced medical equipment. Any problem can be found through scientific inspection. After finding the cause, just treat it Yes, the doctor will help you heal."

"It's useless!" the old lady interrupted.

"It's useless!"

He pursed his mouth, put his left hand on his hip, and pushed his right hand away in front of him, showing the gallant and heroic posture of a Peking Opera actor.

"Uh, it's useless."