Crossing The Dragon: The King Sacrifices The Princess At The Beginning

The teleportation crystal will recognize the player's body, and the teleportation can be started no matter where it is touched.

The moment when Achim's Kun comes into contact with the teleportation crystal.

A ray of shit-yellow light fell on Achim, and then his flashy figure disappeared instantly.

The next moment, a yellow beam of light descended in the center of the undead battlefield, and Achim's figure walked out of the shit-yellow swagger. It seemed that he was affected by the proud air on his body, and even the stinking mud of the holy river riding under his crotch was Guai also took the step of disowning all his relatives.

"The number one curry player, Achim, join us! Hahahahaha!"

Achim looked up at the sky, his nostrils facing the battlefield of the undead, his smile was three parts rippling, three parts rampant, three parts raging, and one part ferocious.

The players and the undead on the battlefield were fighting inextricably. Azim's appearance was like a piece of shit appearing in a pot of rice porridge. He was so unique and stood out from the crowd, instantly attracting everyone's attention. attention.

Because the battlefield was too chaotic, with the clanging sounds of swords clashing and the howls of the undead from time to time, no one noticed what Achim said, and all his ambitions and bold words were lost in the din of the battlefield. among.

"A new monster has appeared!" a player shouted.

"Holy River Fetid Mud Monster?" The identification technique has been arranged, and the players immediately knew the information about this giant monster that suddenly appeared in the center of the battlefield and took the form of a slime.

Although I don’t know why the mini-boss that spawned is not an undead monster.

But that doesn't matter to the players.

As long as they don’t look like humans, they are enemies. Anyone who looks like humans is also an enemy as long as they have a health bar!

There are no curry players on the battlefield, and Achim is a red-name unit in the eyes of players from other countries.

"Brothers! Focus the fire!" Some players roared loudly.

Immediately afterwards, the light of magic was overwhelming, instantly burying Achim.

"Don't hit me! I'm a player!"

Achim huddled himself in a gasoline barrel, and his mount, the foul-smelling mud monster, also wrapped itself into a ball to minimize its size. This trick was very effective and immediately avoided most of the magic damage.

Achim saw that no matter how loud he shouted, it was of no use, so he hurriedly spoke on the regional channel.

[The mud monster in the center of the battlefield is my mount, please stop fighting! Falling out again! 】

This wave of speeches did stall the players' attacks for a moment, but as a fireball hit the mud monster, the light of magic became overwhelming again.

【I wipe it! This BOSS can actually talk in the channel! ? 】

[This is a rare type of BOSS, kill it quickly and I estimate there will be a lot of rewards! 】

Many players were booing in the channel.

Among them, there were mostly Sakura players and beautiful players. Their attacks never stopped and they kept attacking the mud monster.

As for Li Chen and other Chinese players who had figured out the true identity of the mud monster, they did not continue to attack, but just kept a wait-and-see attitude and stayed vigilant around them.

"Damn it! I didn't want to argue with you, but you forced me to do so!"

Achim couldn't bear it any longer, and angrily took out his green onion instant noodles magic wand.

"Come out! Trash puppet!"

Hoo ho ho!

A sour-smelling wind blew across the battlefield.

I saw a yellow-green haze appearing around the stinky mud monster that was already dying.

Immediately afterwards, a group of puppet creatures with instant noodle boxes on their heads, tattered bras wrapped around their waists, and their bodies made of various household garbage walked out of the light mist. They were about 1.6 meters tall, carrying red plastic buckets behind their backs, and holding in their hands A dirty mop pole with a curry newspaper wrapped around it and a rusty kitchen knife tied to the end.

"Wow, wow, wow!" Scarlet eyes lit up in the center of the portrait in the instant noodle box, giving these slightly funny-looking garbage puppets a more chilling air.

"Garbage Legion, kill me!"

Achim emerged from the mud monster's gasoline barrel cab.

At this moment, his horse was dying, and he was filled with resentment and his eyes were about to burst.

This is no ordinary mount! This is a horse in the mother river, and its whole body is full of the smell of the mother river.

Those were childhood memories, a youth that Achim couldn't let go of.

At this moment, his murderous intention was clear.

The garbage puppets felt Achim's will. They stretched out their mold-covered hands, then reached into the instant noodle box above their heads and took out a pair of smelly socks that had been stained yellow-green by an unknown liquid.

Then with a strong throw, these pulpy socks exuding an evil green aura hit the faces of all the Sakura players and pretty players.

It was this group of people who attacked the most ferociously just now.

This is the locking skill of the garbage puppet [Biochemical Throwing]

After hitting a local target, the control debuffs of [vomiting] and [unbearable stench] will be applied to the enemy.

Caught off guard by the biochemical throw, the Sakura players covered their mouths and noses, threw away the weapons in their hands, and knelt limply on the ground. They and the beautiful players nearby vomited wildly, and even temporarily lost their ability to fight in a single encounter.

"This curry player has strong team control ability, and it looks like he should be a summoner."

Li Chen, the number one player in the Celestial Dynasty, looked solemn and muttered to himself.

He felt a bit of pressure from Achim, but it was not because Achim was too strong, but because Achim's skills were too disgusting.

At this time, another surprising change occurred on the battlefield.

Achim took out an unidentified green object that looked like a bacterial model from his arms.

It seemed to still have a soft texture, and an unknown green liquid was flowing down Achim's palm.

"Show up! Ancestor E. coli!" Achim roared.

Following his announcement, the green light of the ancestor E. coli flourished, and it split into more than ten rays of light and rushed into the garbage puppet's instant noodle box.

This is the hidden ability of the special equipment in the country, that is, it can activate combo skills!

For the first time, national-specific equipment begins to shine on the battlefield!

"I feel like something bad is about to happen!" Li Chen's expression changed and he said in a suppressed voice, "I suggest you stay away now."

His keen sixth sense kicked in.

This is the ability he gained from practicing the [Zhoutian Calculation Heart Sutra].

With this ability he can sense danger in advance.

The players in the Tianchao team looked at each other. They knew the captain's strength best.

Therefore, even though they were curious about what Achim would do next, they immediately followed the order and began to retreat slowly.

It turns out they were right.

Because there were actually rotten instant noodles in the instant noodle boxes on the heads of those garbage puppets, and they were even steaming!

The instant noodles exuded a sour smell, which drifted with the wind and got into everyone's noses. After a moment of aftertaste, you could even feel that there was a bit of the rotten smell of dead mice mixed in it.

And those garbage puppets also took advantage of the Sakura player and the pretty player to forcefully open their mouths when they lost their fighting power, and fed the corrupt instant noodles in one after another.