Crossover in the Anime World

"Ah Yin, what should I do? My tenant seems to have brought back a very dangerous person. It's like a cartoon. He can release chakra by making a few hand seal movements with his hands. Is this how to do it?" Helpless, because now the house is very busy every day.

"Then does he know the Turtle Style Qigong?" Gintoki looked at the comic magazine boredly, obviously not prepared to ask about the employees' families.

"Yes, I saw with my own eyes that Dulan and his wife Dinisha used Turtle Style Qigong to demonstrate the position of the waves. It is said that the bottom is better than the upward, the right is worse than the left. The position is very important when fighting the waves with the protagonist. , so he personally demonstrated that he cannot fly up to face the waves, nor can he stand on the left and face the waves." Shinpachi said helplessly.

"What?" Gintoki was shocked. He threw away the magazine and made turtle-style Qigong movements with his hands, pushing them around, as if he was very interested in making waves.

"Ah Yin, you don't have to think about it. They only teach dark supporting characters and villains, not normal people like us."

Gintoki said: "Life is about knowing that you can't do it, but you still have to give it a try. In the end, you are willing to break your head and bleed." "In order to learn Turtle Style Qigong, I am willing to become a black man, even if it means destroying my body." It doesn’t matter if you have silver hair and dye it all black.”

"??" Shinpachi couldn't understand the significance of Turtle School Qigong to Gintoki.

That is the heart of youth, the heart of integrity. Even though Gintoki is an uncle in his thirties, he is still a boy who longs for a righteous hero in his heart. Striving to become the embodiment of justice is his Bushido.

So three people and one dog came to the Shinpachi Family, which seemed to have changed from a kendo hall to a war school.

Dulan was teaching Hyuga Neji. Ever since Neji realized that he shouldn't place his hopes on others, he had returned to his darkened state and started studying hard.

"In addition to combat courses, cultural courses are also very important. You must listen carefully. As a villain, you cannot make the world feel pain just because you are miserable. This is definitely not acceptable. You must adhere to a materialist perspective and see the essence through phenomena." Du Lan Zheng was talking eloquently, and even though he only had one student, he devoted himself to teaching.

Gintoki and the others stood outside and listened, feeling that it was very good. This scene reminded Gintoki of his childhood. He was in troubled times when he was a child, and had to pick up a sword to kill people at a very young age. Later, he met his teacher, learned martial arts in a private school, and became a samurai.

If you want to become a warrior, you must receive education from a gym. The Kendo Hall not only teaches the way of swordsmanship, but also provides cultural courses and the spirit of Bushido. Only by receiving such education can a person break away from his original class and enter the lowest level of the samurai class. Of course, generally speaking, those who enter the kendo hall to study must be children of samurai families, and there are very few ordinary people.

The Kendo Hall is a place where the lowest level of warriors are trained. However, with the invasion of gods and humans, the samurai have lost their popularity, and the Kendo Hall has also declined. Nowadays, everyone has to go to school to receive industrial education, and swordsmanship and bushido are not required. Of course, some wealthy samurai families would allow their children to participate in extracurricular tutoring and then enter a good university to maintain their status as samurai.

For people like Shinpachi, whose parents died young and had to work part-time with their sisters to make ends meet, and who were unable to continue their studies, it would be difficult for them to maintain their samurai status. But there is another way, that is, the sister marries into a samurai family. The down-and-out samurai is also a samurai, so they can marry.

In short, Gintoki was able to enter a private school, and it was not easy to learn swordsmanship and culture, so he has always been very grateful to his teacher. It is a pity that the teacher was killed by heavenly beings, and the war against the foreigners he participated in also failed, and he could only make a living in Edo Castle.

I was really carefree during that time in school. Unfortunately, in troubled times, carefreeness is a luxury. In the end, everything will be disrupted by the war.

When Dulan finished class, Gintoki couldn't wait to say: "Master, I want to learn Turtle Style Qigong." He pushed around uncontrollably with his hands, making wave movements.

Duran said: "We don't teach good people here. You have the brilliance of a warrior in your eyes, so you can't teach them."

"I have dead fish eyes. I don't have the glory of a samurai at all. I am very bad. I use child labor." He pointed at the short girl Kagura and said: "And I still owe wages and rent. Instead of giving me any money, I secretly bought sweets and comics. And let me tell you, the hair on my crotch is actually black and cannot be any darker. My silver hair is just a disguise." In order to learn Turtle Style Qigong, Gintoki is a little bit No more morals.

Shinpachi and Kagura couldn't help but retreat, and told Sadaharu: "Stay away from such an adult, you will get the stench of a hypocritical uncle."

"If you were given a time machine, would you participate in the war against the barbarians, become a white yaksha, and continue to fight against the shogunate?" Duran said.

Gintoki thought to himself that this question was too tricky, how should he answer it? He didn't doubt why his identity was exposed. After all, he was quite famous, but if it happened again, I'm afraid he would still participate in the war. After all, he was not fighting for this country, but mainly to save his teacher.

They lived a good life back then, but suddenly one day, the gods unreasonably took away their teacher, and they, the students, were forced to participate in the war. It was already the end of the war against the barbarians, the shogunate and the gods had colluded, and many samurai had given up resistance.

With the injection of Gintoki's group of outstanding samurai, the last light of the war bloomed. A large number of samurai united around them, allowing this group of fledgling young people to become the leaders of the war and carry out the final counterattack. It's a pity that the situation was over by then, and these young people only wanted to save the teacher, not the country. The results can be imagined.

Because of such an experience, Gintoki is considered a celebrity, and it is normal for Dulan to know him. If he had a time machine, he would definitely still have to participate in the war because the gods captured the teacher and had to save him.

"If I had a time machine, I would go back to yesterday to stop myself from being greedy and eat the last ice cream. I should hold back and leave it to myself today." Gintoki said, saying that a time machine is so convenient, how can it just be Thinking about going back twenty years?

"Sure enough, your warrior soul is still burning, and you do not meet the enrollment conditions of our training class." Duran said regretfully: "If you know anyone who has become a black man, you can introduce them here."

Gintoki said shamelessly: "You are not pretending to know the turtle style Qigong. Yes, yes, there are people like you. They like the "Dragon Ball" comics very much, so they pretend to know the turtle style Qigong. In fact, It’s just a lie.”

This guy is really thick-skinned.

Du Lan smiled and said: "Sakamoto Gintoki, do you really want to learn Turtle Style Qigong?"

Gintoki said seriously: "Yes, I want to learn it even in my dreams, because "Dragon Ball" is my favorite manga."

"Don't you like "Fist of the North Star", "Saint", "JoJo", "Blade", "Bleach", "Naruto", "One Piece" and other excellent works?" Duran asked.

"Friendship wins through hard work. "Dragon Ball" implements the spirit of youth. It is not only a comic, but also a symbol and a belief." Gintoki said excitedly: "No comic can surpass "Dragon Ball" .”

It suddenly turned into a comics seminar, and the two of them had an in-depth discussion about comics, completely forgetting about the original topic.

Shinpachi said that this was just a nostalgic conversation between two uncles. It was really meaningless and too childish. Is age really good? Wouldn't it be good to do things that adults should do, such as going to a massage parlor or going to a club to spend money? Why bother with comics? Very embarrassing.

Shinpachi felt that adults should act like adults and do things that are not suitable for children. Instead of discussing comics that teenagers can read, they should discuss something with a threshold, so that a young man like him can learn knowledge. How can I grow into a mature warrior with such an adult? ! I'm afraid I can't even touch the young lady's hand.