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"Don't mention Song San, we are still good friends." Song Shuhang replied.

The singularity of the slashing knife and the three generations of the squad, and the name of the Song Dynasty, is something he absolutely does not want to inherit.

Mad Psychiatric Dean: "So Song 4, Song Wu?"

"Don't continue this topic, I will be very grateful to you." Song Shuhang replied, and then decisively shifted the topic: "How have you not seen your online game recently?"

"I graduated and worked, and the time for playing games is less." The psychiatrist said with exclamation: "In addition, I am currently studying how to get rid of one of my old problems."

"What's wrong?" asked Song Shuhang.

"I am very embarrassed." The crazy psychiatrist said: "How do you say it... For example, when a man sees a beautiful and charming woman, he will want to '啪啪' The other party, right?"

"..." Song Shuhang: "Are you a stallion, is the sperm on the brain?"

"For example, just an analogy!" The crazy psychiatrist quickly responded.

Song Shuhang replied: "Well, although it may be that you have a brain on the brain, but after a man sees a beautiful girl, the desire to think about it is not a big problem."

"But the problem is... my fault is more than that." The crazy psychiatrist sighed.

Song Shuhang replied with a question mark: "?"

"My fault is that when I have the desire to "snap" the other person in my mind, I have already rushed up and smashed her." The psychiatrist said with emotion.

"..." Song Shuhang: "Can I call the police? Uncle 110, this metamorphosis upstairs, it's terrible, grab him up!"

"So, ah, this is an analogy, let's make an analogy!" said the mental hospital.

Song Shuhang: "It will use such a perverted, terrible analogy, and it is better to call the police."

"STOP! Don't continue the topic of 110 alarms, we are still good friends." Dean of mental illness reluctantly.

Song Shuhang: "2333 (Laughter)."

"And, I really want to get rid of this ‘involuntary’ problem.” The psychiatrist said with exclamation.

"Two solutions." Song Shuhang proposed: "One is relying on a strong will!"

Psychiatric Dean: "If you will be useful, I won't have to be so embarrassed."

"The second method is to smash you! Isolation of the source of your desires, so you want to ‘啪啪’ and there is no tools for committing crimes. Hahahaha.” Song Shuhang was not good.

Psychiatric Dean: "..."

But after a while, he replied very seriously: "Maybe, this is really a solution."

This time it was Song Shuhang’s turn to be speechless.

"Hey, hello, Dean, don't you think about it!" Song Shuhang hurriedly said: "I don't want to be the last **** of China because of my joke!"

"Roll, who said that I want to be an eunuch? I just said that perhaps it would be a solution to solve the kind of "involuntary" impulse from the source." The psychiatrist said: "Okay, don't talk. Seniors. Call me, it’s so troublesome after work, I can’t help myself.”

"Go and go." Song Shuhang laughed.

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On the sea, on a small boat, twenty men were crowded.

It is the boat that catches the demon.

Among them, a young catching demon person put away his mobile phone and muttered: "Resolve from the source... But, the impulse to catch the monster to meet the monster, how to cut it off."

"What are you talking about?" The burly catching demon squad leader laughed and patted the young catcher.

"Nothing, but the captain, we have been taken away by the other side this time, really no problem?" asked the young catching demon.

"Relieve, the area is a bound demon. And ~ ~ bound the demon will become the coordinates, so that we can lock the position of the monster just now." The captain clenched his fist: "One day, we will give it to the seal suppression !"

The young catching the devil's mouth was pumped.

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Song Shuhang put away his mobile phone, and after washing, he called the little monk to get up.

"Book sailor brother good morning." The little monk squinted.

"Washing, take a breakfast for a while. Then, do not forget to practice and morning classes." Song Shuhang smiled.

"Yeah." The little monk rolled over and ran to wash. Recently, he has been with Song Shuhang, and he has been assisted by ‘Meng Daoshi’, and his cultivation speed is thousands of miles.

Fish Jiaojiao glimpsed from the window and fell on Song Shanghang's shoulder. Enlightenment Stone is also very effective for her, so she has recently become more and more close to Song Shuhang.

“When can we get to China?” asked the fish.

Song Shudao: "I don't know, but this cruise ship has been transformed by the seven-year-old predecessor. It should be faster than the ordinary cruise ship."

"Hurry back to China, then we will go and grab the author and write a screenplay."

Song Shuhang smiled and said: "Haha, good."

Saying, Book Air looked at a few items on the bedside table—it was what was stripped from the ‘black man’.

He reached out and grabbed the thick gold chain, and the more it looked, the more it felt like a gold-plated dog chain!

"Right, yes. Book Air, have you succeeded yesterday?" Fish Jiaojiao asked, she remembered that Song Shuhang gave the black man blood, and then borrowed to sleep and dream.

"Failed, the blood of the cup was released." Song Shuhang was depressed, but failed to "dream" success, but dreamed that he became a horse.

Fish Jiaojiao: "Then we will go to torture the black man today?"

"Well, it's good... We first look for the phoenix predecessors to see if he has any way to ask for intelligence from the black population." Song Shudao.

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After breakfast, the little monk went to practice early classes.

The Fengfeng son was still meditating in cultivation. Song Shuhang did not bother him. He could only torture the black man after the seniors had finished practicing.

Now, Song Shuhang and several roommates, lying on the top of the cruise ship to sun.

"Although the holiday island plan has failed, but this tourist accident is irritating." Tubo exclaimed - the plane crash, the wild people on the indigenous islands to learn Chinese characters, and then the ultra-luxury cruise ship, the days have been particularly substantial.

Gao Moumou and his girlfriend lie together and lazily said: "At this time, if you are not in the electric light cannon, I will feel very happy."

"Ah haha... But I want to plan about Lu’s girl, but I have never had a chance to implement it.” Zhuge Zhongyang said. The purpose of this trip was to let him meet the girl of Lu, but did not expect so many things in the middle.

Song Shuhang turned his head and smiled: "There are still a few days when the cruise ship arrives in China. You can hurry up to the girl."

"Good idea." Zhuge Zhongyang held his chin, and then he took Gao Moumou to plan a date.

Gao Mou turned a blind eye at Song Shuhang’s evil.

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Song Shuhang stretched out and played with the golden chain in his hand. This chain must be related to the ‘Thirty-Three Beasts,’ but how to unlock the secrets of the chain?

Want to try the blood to recognize the Lord?

Or is it burning, flooding, and buried?

"Book Airlines, when did you get such a thick gold chain?" On the other side, Tubo saw the chain in Song Shuhang's hand and smiled. When did Song Shuhang’s taste become so strange, even bought this big golden dog chain?

"I got it yesterday, I can't see it?" Song Shuhang joked.

"Well... it's for you!" Tubo smiled. "Would you like to wear it? It always feels like you would wear it if you wear it."

"Don't wear it?" Song Shuhang thought about this gold chain.

From the time I got it to the present, I have never tried to wear it. Because the chain looks awkward, it feels ugly to wear it.

After thinking about it, Song Shuhang first quietly used the little finger to move the fish hidden in his hair.

Then he carefully put the gold chain around his neck - maybe, wearing it is the way to unlock the secret?

However, this kind of thing related to the 'monk' is a very risky behavior.

Therefore, in order to prevent accidents, he also asked the fish to pay attention to help. Once the gold chain is weird, the fish can also be assisted at any time.

Put on the gold chain.

But unfortunately, there is no response.

Song Shuhang was relieved, but he was slightly disappointed.

Tubo next to "噗~~" smiled and said: "You are really wearing it."

"Is it not good?" Song Shuhang picked a brow.

Tubo: "I don't like you at all! I feel that I have to wait for you to get fat for ten laps, maybe I can match it."

"That's really a pity. Now I think fat is too fat." Song Shuhang reached out and prepared to take off the gold chain.

Just as Song Shuhang grabbed the golden chain, in the process of taking it off, he lifted it to the same level as his eyes... Suddenly, his movements were stiff.

When looking at the golden chain from this angle, the beast pattern on the chain refracts a faint glow under the sunlight.

The light on the pattern seems to have the ability to hypnotize, making it impossible to look away. Looking at the pattern, I feel that the whole person's mind will be attracted to it.

This feeling is very familiar.

At the beginning, when I watched the "King Kong Basic Boxing" cheats, it was this feeling!

With the cooperation of patterns and words, it is combined into a low-level illusion to achieve the purpose of transmission.

The pattern on the gold chain, through the sun and the special angle, will also form a simple illusion. But now Song Shuhang's spirit is strong, and it will not be affected by this illusion.

interesting!

Song Shuhang's mouth rose, he took off the gold chain and patted the earth wave: "Tubo, thank you. After returning to China, I invite you to have a big meal, want to eat, don't be polite to me!"

Then he grabbed the golden chain and swayed back to his room.

Only the dirt behind him, leaving a fog.