Cultivation Is Like This

  Chapter 994 Boss, add another hairy belly

  The golden light soared, the sky and the earth sank, and the unspeakable pressure flooded every corner of Blue Star like a mountain roar and a tsunami.

   This pressure is invisible and intangible, but it is clear and clear. Gods are generally feared and yearned for.

  The pressure came and went quickly, leaving only a lingering fear.

  Different from the chill in the heart, as the second round of the sun in the sky became bigger and bigger, the air gradually became hotter and hotter. It seemed that a catastrophe was approaching, and the whole Blue Star fell into silence in the heat.

  The gods came to the world, and the world was silent.

   I don’t know how long it took, the big sun suddenly disappeared, and the sky and the earth returned to their original state, as if everything before was an illusion.

  Everyone knows that hallucinations are impossible. Looking at the distant sky, the phantom of the translucent Kyushu Continent lingers, and everything is extremely real.

  The times have changed, and Blue Star has to learn to adapt to this era.

  Boom——

  The waves are monstrous, and the azure sea stirs up thousands of waves.

   Lu Bei raised his hands, Feng Xu Yufeng was left alone, suspended above the blue sea, sniffing the slightly humid air, feeling extremely excited.

   Without him, wear it back.

   As the saying goes, if you are rich and honored, you will not return to your hometown, like walking at night in brocade clothes.

  What's the point of wearing it once, if you want to wear it, you can wear it twice.

  He closed his eyes to sense, the primordial spirit spread, and the heavy power swept all directions, imprisoning the rough sea as flat as the ground, and determined his current position.

  Pacific Ocean, north of the Tropic of Cancer, crosses East Longitude…

   Forget it, it’s not important anyway, just know that it’s very close to the Bering Strait and it’s over.

  Lu Bei never expected that the country closest to him would be the Beautiful Country.

  What does God mean, guiding him to an irresponsible free operation?

  Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin. Not to mention, he moved a little carefully, following the guidance of fate, and three imposing phantoms fainted behind him.

   Phoenix.

Kunpeng.

  Three-legged Golden Crow.

  Kunpeng was 50,000 feet long, sank to the bottom of the sea, and the supernatural power of the star master swept across the entire Pacific Ocean, and the lights of the stars lit up, embellishing the blue sea brilliantly.

  The phoenix and the three-legged golden crow...

   started fighting.

  Without the control of Lu Bei's subjective will, the three-legged Golden Crow did not immediately soar into the sky to seek the bad luck of the sun in the sky, but clawed at the Phoenix with its fangs and claws.

  Fenghuang frowned coldly, seeing the three-legged Golden Crow rushing towards him, he wanted to fight back not to be outdone.

   Lu Bei: (_)

  Stop making trouble, my own people, give Brother Bei a face, go back to the Kyushu mainland and pinch it again, this ball can't stand the toss of you two.

  Blue Star’s spatial structure is far more stable than before due to the recovery of its aura, but no matter how stable it is, it is not as stable as the Kyushu Continent. When the Phoenix and the Golden Crow fight, this ball won’t last long.

  He took the initiative to intervene, controlling the Phoenix and the Golden Crow to stop, mainly to control the three-legged Golden Crow. The three-legged light bulb was the weakest in the audience. Nine times of fights, ten times were provoked by it.

  The three-legged Golden Crow flapped its wings, first flew eastward, then soared into the sky, flew out of the atmosphere and landed on the surface of the moon.

  The night in the Western Hemisphere turned into day. People used professional instruments to observe a magma pool on the surface of the moon, and a three-legged golden bird bathed in it and basked in the sun.

  Phoenix headed west all the way, with Yin and Yang hanging down on its wings, and five-color divine light swaying in its long tail, it went straight through the neon and Nanbang, and landed in the Kunlun Mountains of the mainland of China.

  The light is distorted, and the colors of Yin-Yang and Five Elements are distorted, bringing some ancient shocks to this world.

  After falling to the ground, a big tree rose from the ground, opened the sky-covering cloud cover, and the boundless green shade was full of vitality, emitting endless spiritual light.

  The phoenix is ​​entrenched on it, and countless birds come to worship.

  The three divine birds, one west, one up and one down, became popular all over the Internet at the fastest speed, announcing to the world that a new era has arrived.

  Whether people believe it or not, God is real and exists.

   Soon, the news of the Heavenly Emperor's arrival spread wildly to Blue Star.

  The urgently interrupted news was accompanied by a photo of Lu Bei's little white face, followed by small pictures of the three divine birds, the Phoenix, the Kunpeng, and the Golden Crow, which were marked as the incarnation of the Emperor of Heaven, and could also be understood as the Emperor's domesticated pets.

  Heavenly Emperor Lu Bei, whose birth date is unknown, came out of the wilderness ten thousand years ago, opened up the kingdom of ten thousand demons, and is invincible in the world...

  Ten thousand years later, he reappeared in the human world, suspected to be a separate human body. At this time, he has cultivated into a heavenly man, re-established the netherworld, and is the master of the three realms, and he is the emperor of heaven.

  All the evidence shows that the recovery of Lan Xing's aura is directly related to this Heavenly Emperor.

  The last line of the news, capitalized in red letters, the Emperor of Heaven possesses boundless divine power to destroy and create the world, and cannot be touched or looked directly at.

   The cooling Blue Star became hot again.

  In the mainland of Kyushu, Lu Bei is not interested in pretending to be aggressive, but who told Lan Xing to be his hometown? The mood is different. When fellow villagers see fellow villagers, how can they be worthy of those tears.

  He waited in the Pacific Ocean for half an hour, confirming that there were several satellites above his head paying attention, but he didn't see the strategic nuclear bomb coming to test the depth, which was quite regrettable for a while.

   The monster that was agreed to recruit nuclear bombs, the three-legged golden crow is too far away to fight, and the country where the phoenix is ​​located can't be moved, so the Pacific Ocean can be fine. A target as big as Kunpeng has a wingspan of 50,000 feet, which is more than 300 miles. If such a large target lies motionless in the sea, you should blow it up!

   Boiled water doesn’t even burn, so how can you say that the Emperor of Heaven is not afraid of nuclear weapons!

   Lu Bei waited for a while, confirming that he did not have the luck of the Showa man, and his disappointment disappeared in place.

  …

   "Boss, add another serving of hairy belly, two plates of seaweed and two bamboo shoots."

  At the hotpot restaurant, the boy in ancient costume raised his hand to add another meal. Apart from him, there were only the lobby manager and a few chefs in the back kitchen left on the whole floor.

   There is no private room, and the guests left voluntarily. It is too stressful to eat here.

  On the large screen in the lobby, the voice and smile of the Emperor of Heaven was played in rotation, and this face was engraved in everyone's minds by carpet bombing.

  If you want to die, you can go anywhere, don't impulsively seek bad luck from the Emperor of Heaven.

  The camera is zoomed out, the surrounding streets are scattered with crowds, and everything is going on in an orderly manner. Quietly focuses on hospitality, not to mention people, the birds and cicadas on the trees dare not call.

   "The boss checks out."

   "No, no money."

  The lobby manager was sweating profusely and trembling when he spoke. He doesn't play games, so he doesn't know what the Emperor of Heaven is, but the big screen behind Lu Bei said it very bluntly, just treat him as the Jade Emperor.

  In another line of small characters, the Jade Emperor did not drill the table, and put a red cross on the picture of the table, marking it as "dramatic effect, not the original work".

  Put it on the west side, and already call this God.

   All in all, don't say he eats yours and takes yours, even if he sleeps with your mother-in-law, you have to endure it.

  The last sentence is an internet joke. The personal image of the Emperor of Heaven is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

   This is the charm of gossip.

   "Why don't you charge money, you should eat the king's meal alone, spread the word, will you still be a fool in the future?"

   Lu Bei waved his hand, and the golden light turned into silk threads. He slapped a ball of gold lumps on the table, and his figure faded and disappeared.

  The lobby manager's feet softened, and he let out his last breath, sweating profusely, sitting on the chair, tremblingly picking up tons of mineral water on the table and drinking it in one gulp.

  The lingering fear in his eyes showed a bit of aftermath, and every time he gasped, he was extremely heavy. Listening carefully, even his breathing was trembling.

  At this time, a team of secret service teams with full body coverings entered the arena, sealed off the scene, packed away all the pots, pans, tables and chairs, and even lifted the carpet.

  The captain found the lobby manager with a notepad, first handed him a bottle of salt soda, tried to comfort him, and then asked a few questions.

  The lobby manager took a long time to answer, and then answered one by one after waking up.

   "Mao tripe, tribute balls, beef rolls, duck blood, shiitake mushrooms, frozen tofu, potato chips..."

   "Later, I ordered another serving of hairy belly, two servings of kelp and bamboo shoots."

   "Yes, mostly vegetarian dishes."

   "It's abnormally spicy."

  …

   As soon as the camera turned, Lu Bei came to check in as scheduled above the Great Wall.

  He made a pair of scissors, looked up at the sky, the sky was full of wind and clouds, and a swirling cloud turned into a single eye.

   Click!

   Equipped with a lightning bolt to prevent backlighting.

  After Lu Bei clocked in, he raised his hand and touched his chin. The Heavenly Dao can come and go freely in Blue Star. It can be confirmed that this place has entered the coverage of the Kyushu Continent.

   Speaking of it, although he thinks that the recovery of spiritual energy is a good thing, he doesn't think that Lanxing can adapt to the laws of cultivating immortals in the Kyushu Continent, at least in the first two or three hundred years.

  Adapting to the new era means that the old pattern will be broken, and changes exist in every corner of life. People get not only the possibility of longevity, but also the hesitation amidst the drastic changes, and the most intuitive death.

   This is even worse.

  Lu Bei pondered for a while, maybe he won't cause harm to Lan Xing, and he can use the Great Seal of the Heavenly Emperor to establish the rule not to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but he can control perfect immortals and ordinary immortal cultivators, but he can't control a few invincibles.

  Especially Zhonggong Huangdi and Xie.

  Especially the Abandonment Sutra, in his bones, he has no feelings for sentient beings, and when he is interested, the destructive power far exceeds that of the Yellow Emperor in Zhonggong and Xi.

  I have to find a way to protect my fellow villagers so that my home cannot be bombed.

  He disappeared in a flash.

   At the same time, on the top of Kunlun Mountain in the mainland of Kyushu, Jihuang Jichang completed the great unification of the human race countries two days ago, and the Great Xia returned after ten thousand years.

  Everyone is waiting for Ji Chang's next move to see what governance methods he will promulgate after he unifies the borders of the human race.

  If nothing is done, the return of Daxia will be meaningless.

  The pattern is small.

  Most of these onlookers were the original royal families of various countries. They could not understand the meaning of the unity of the whole human race. What Ji Chang wanted was not the country, nor did he have the will to fight with the Wan Yao Kingdom. What he pursued was the Lord of Humanity.

Ying Long and Ji Huang, the two contemporaries of the Great Tianzun IX, took different paths respectively. Ying Long took a stud, knowing that he couldn't do it, but Ji Huang didn't have the courage to risk everything, and followed the path of his ancestors. , Seek the eternal way of humanity, in order to fight against the way of immortality.

  In the past, he was confident that the humane way could fight against the immortal way, but now he can't do it anymore. His personal strength is much worse than that of Lu Bei, and his innate lack of luck is useless.

  He unified the entire territory of the human race. To put it bluntly, he just increased his status and made himself more valuable.

  There is the Great Emperor of Huangquan in the Netherworld, the Human Emperor of Great Xia in the human world, the Heavenly Emperor in the fairyland, and even the future Great Tianzun. The three realms are orderly, and the order of rewarding good and punishing evil is perfect, and the way of heaven can be eternal.

  Ji Chang thinks he knows Lu Bei very well. At first glance, this Emperor of Heaven is unreasonable and always does his own way. Only others follow him.

   In fact, it is not as good as it seems at first glance.

  The Emperor of Heaven is too small-minded, offending him will end badly.

  The good news is that Lu Bei's desire to control power is far less than Ying Long's. As long as you don't offend him, the Heavenly Emperor doesn't bother to care who you are. The Three Realms in the future will be very loose. Before the real Great Heavenly Lord is determined, Ji Chang will have enough time to accumulate the luck of the human race, and he will also have enough room to display it.

   The bad news is, he's in the way.

  Therefore, on the day when Ji Chang completed the unification of the human race's borders, he retreated behind the scenes, and Ji Fa, the fourth incarnation, stepped up to the stage and became the co-lord of the human race.

   It was also at this moment that the order of humanity was complete, all the prerequisites for the third great change of heaven and earth were completed, and the passage between Blue Star and the mainland of Kyushu was completely opened.

  At this time, Lu Bei didn't know the changes in the human world, and it didn't matter if he knew. Ji Fa's succession to Ji Chang was a historical inevitability.

  Good thing, he threw up his hands in favor.

  The top of Kunlun Mountain, the ancestral land of Great Xia.

  Ji Fa was dressed in a royal robe, with a majestic appearance and the word 'Mingzhu' written all over his face.

In front of him are the third life of Kunlun Immortal, the fifth life of human warrior, and the sixth life of human sage. In addition to Ji Chang, the first body who lived in seclusion after abdication, the second body who is still floating in the future Both Jade Emperor and Ji Huang's traceable births are listed here.

The eyes of the three Kunlun Immortals are full of golden light. Because Ji Chang unified the entire human race, the three worlds all have the imprint of the golden dragon of luck in their bodies. .

  Especially the Humane Warrior Master and the Humane Sage, these two lives are of great significance. On the contrary, the Kunlun Immortal, who is closely related to the Kunlun Dragon Vein, means that the Human Emperor seeks to live forever, and his promotion is not obvious.

  The golden light surged in the eyes of the three people, and the golden light of luck was stripped from the body and merged into the body of Ji Fa who was sitting on the throne.

   Ignoring the golden light, it can be seen that the eyes of the three people were dull, and their minds were obviously controlled. Not only did they not resist, but they also took everything for granted.

  Facing Ji Longcheng, who was invincible all his life and the first emperor of Great Xia, Ji Chang's ninth life was powerless to resist.

  Even Lu Bei helped Ji Longcheng invisibly. He ordered Zhao Fangce to be the leader of the Three Kingdoms alliance.

   In other words, Great Xia seems to be missing a corner, and has not completed the unification of the human territory, but it is not the case. All the territories are surnamed Ji, and they are all vassals to Ji Longcheng.

  That's right, Ji Fa is Ji Longcheng, who replaced him without anyone noticing.

  The unlucky Ji Chang survived Ying Long and made Lu Bei happy. On the day before the great cause was about to be completed, thousands of years of planning were all for the wedding dress.

  Ji Longcheng didn't think so. He delegated power to future generations and gave everyone the opportunity to be on the throne. He also gave the method of humane practice, indicating that the humane can compete with the immortal way, which is a crucial part of the heavenly way.

  Human is the protagonist under the heavenly law, the human emperor has high authority and has unparalleled influence on the heaven and the earth. The human emperor can change the rules of the sky by issuing an edict, and is an absolute authority on an equal footing with the emperor of heaven.

  Ji Chang couldn’t do it, so he obediently stood aside and opened his eyes to see clearly how he, the first human emperor, fought against the emperor of heaven.

  Ji Longcheng is the sixth incarnation of the Great Tianzun, born later than Yunzuoyu and Xie, and earlier than Yinglong and Jichang.

  When Ji Longcheng became invincible, the Master of Myriad Ways was not in the Kyushu Continent, the Yellow Emperor of Zhonggong traveled far beyond the Three Realms, and won the lotus of creation to seal himself.

  At this time, the calculations about the future Great Tianzun have almost been settled.

  Yun Zuoyu is a failed invincible, he is not qualified to make a move, and all kinds of operations in the underworld are to protect himself, which can be ignored.

  The Yellow Emperor of Zhonggong conspired to be the lotus of creation, and those who were conceived by him were Xie, Qilijing, Lubei/Taisu, Yinglong, and Jichang.

  閷's calculations are relatively mediocre, mainly due to Lu Bei, he dug half of the holes in Lu Bei's body, the Secret Record of the Great Wilderness, the Blood of Kunpeng, and the Lotus of Creation.

   There is nothing to say about Ying Long and Ji Chang's calculations, just like Yun Zuoyu, the loser does not deserve to have a name.

   There are very few calculations of abandoning the scriptures. Lu Bei/Tai Su will occasionally dig a hole for Yun Zuoyu to jump.

  The last one is Lu Bei, his calculation has just begun, either all the invincibles will be used by him, or he kicks his legs and pulls everyone to die together.

   Lu has no way to survive, and you all have no good fruit to eat.

  No way, he came last, he was full of calculations, if he wanted to break the situation, he had to be tough on himself.

And all of the above, because they were born late, live in the shadow of the second body of the Great Tianzun, the master of all ways. This person is the first person after the catastrophe, the first person who is invincible in a lifetime, and is also the master of the Great Tianzun. First reincarnation.

  Because he is the master of ten thousand ways, all the concepts of practice in the world are related to him. He is the origin of practice and represents the ceiling of the world of cultivating immortals. His strength can only be described as unfathomable.

  The Master of Myriad Ways possesses supernatural powers, and his name is Taisu Wujitian.

  The reason why Abandoning the Scriptures is entangled in the invincible trinity of heaven, earth and man, and bringing Lu Bei/Taisu and Yun Zuoyu everywhere, is probably to be wary of this person.

  He may not know who is the Master of Myriad Ways, but he definitely knows that the first reincarnation of the Great Heavenly Lord and the last reincarnation are in a sense the same level of existence.

  The second life is the Master of Ten Thousand Ways, and the ninth life is Lu Bei. If the Great Heavenly Lord returns, these two will be the main targets.

   There is also the Abandonment Sutra himself, who said a thousand words and ten thousand, who made him have the body of the Great Heavenly Venerable!

   As for Lu Bei's body, which has been soaked in water for countless times, Da Tianzun may not be able to appreciate it.

  Let’s talk about the last one, Ji Longcheng. At first glance, he is not included in all the calculations of Invincibility, and he only counts the descendants of the Ji surname. In reality, he and Xie have already made an alliance agreement.

  After Ji Longcheng was invincible in the world, he traced back history to find the origin, found Xie, rejected the lotus of creation, and then passed on the throne to future generations on the grounds that his lifespan was exhausted, erasing his own existence, and completely disappeared in the long river of history.

  In the records of Jilong City in later generations, only the founding emperor made great achievements.

  The reason why Ji Longcheng has been hidden for many years is that on the one hand, he knows that the deeper he enters the game, the more calculations he will have on him.

   As soon as he disappeared, there was a silence of more than 20,000 years. Even if the first generation of Yinglong cut off the Daxia dragon vein, he did not show up to stop it.

  Those who achieve great things, only the word loneliness.

   Ji Longcheng changed into Ji Fa, and became the Great Xia Human Emperor for the second time. When the first generation of Human Emperor returned, the golden dragon of human luck took his head and worshiped him. It was also Ji Huang, and Ji Changyuan did not have the means of this ancestor.

  Ji Longcheng took back all the Luck Golden Dragons, and instead of beheading the three Ji Chang sages immediately, he arranged the three sages to take up their duties.

  Except that Ji Chang's second life, the Jade Emperor, is missing, which is most likely a hidden danger, there is nothing wrong with the rest.

  In response to the saying that it’s not a blessing to lose a horse, Ji Chang was obsessed with the disappearance of the Jade Emperor’s life, and the Heavenly Palace he worked so hard for was owned by Lu Bei, but he didn’t know that the Jade Emperor’s life became his only lifeline.

   "Taisu Wujitian..."

Ji Longcheng looked in the direction of the blue star, Taisu Wujitian was too evil, and the invincible Taisu was born, which made Lu Bei's strength soar, and sent the book of conferring gods to the Yellow Emperor of Zhonggong, which made the laws of heaven and earth sound and accelerated the speed of heaven and earth. A process of great change.

  In addition to this, it also involves the realm of the underworld and the return of the fairyland. Almost all the changes in the three realms are inseparable from Taisu Wujitian.

   This made Ji Longcheng feel like a thorn in his throat, and the Jade Emperor's body disappeared in Taisu Wujitian. It was hard to say whether it was a coincidence or a calculation, and he was more inclined to calculate in his heart.

  As soon as he took back the throne of the Human Emperor, the Master of Myriad Ways gave him a warning and a shock, how could he not be shocked.

  He has been silent for more than 20,000 years and has never entered the game. He has just come out of the mountain, and his **** has not yet warmed up, so he calculates and comes uninvited.

Ji Longcheng expressed a little numbness, looked in the direction of Lanxing, and hoped that Huangdi Zhonggong and Xie would find out the secret hidden in Lanxing as soon as possible. Kill the Master of Myriad Ways.

  He's dead, everyone will breathe a sigh of relief.

  ——

   Liangcheng.

  Lu Bei followed the breath of free-range apprentice Xiaofengxian to the outskirts of the city, looking at the only single-family villa within a radius of ten miles, he was speechless for a while.

   "Is it necessary to withdraw so far, I am not the big devil who destroys the world."

  Lu Bei snorted twice, and he just said that sooner or later he would meet Xiao Fengxian in Lanxing, and this kid moved to the wilderness, and when word spread, outsiders thought he was a heavenly emperor with murderous eyes!

  The facts were exactly as Lu Bei expected, because he couldn't guess what he was thinking, Zhuang Xuan was packed and sent to Liangcheng, moved out of the dormitory, and took a large private room with a beautiful view.

  Besides, there was her old father Zhuang Wu, and the black cat with four snow-white paws, Daidai.

   "Wow woof——"

   As soon as Lu Bei climbed over the courtyard wall, he encountered a black cat that was barking at him. He was stunned, and squatted down and hooked his hands at the black cat: "Swish..."

   "Little eunuch, you are good at learning foreign languages, come here and let me see your tonsils, no, look at how your transverse bones grow."

  Hot knowledge, cats and dogs have poor eyesight, barking a few times in a daze, and then they can see clearly what the man teasing them looks like.

  Life passed away, the Emperor of Heaven came in over the wall.

  The black cat frowned, turned around and ran away. After two steps, it remembered its specialty.

  Wagging his tail, walking like a cat, he leaned close to Lu Bei's side, rubbing against the outstretched hand.

  Didly: (==)

  Opportunity comes from heaven, it would be a fool not to take it.

   Lu Bei stood up with a look of disgust, clapped his hands and said: "It's not interesting, it's not cold at all, licking a dog will kill you."

   Dazed: (=▔ェ▔=)

  This Heavenly Emperor is so troublesome!

   Lu Bei bypassed the black cat, looked at the two-story building in front of him, skilfully opened the window on the second floor, then walked down the stairs, and saw the father and son watching TV in the hall.

   To be precise, they are father and daughter.

   Hey, this guy is also a female disciple!

   As far as appearance is concerned, Blue Star doesn't have the ubiquitous aura of the Kyushu Continent, and is born with a deficiency, so I can't expect Xiaofengxian to have an ordinary face.

   But it's okay, young and beautiful, with fair skin, she is already a little beauty.

  It’s just that the development is average. Lu Bei shook his head when he saw the 2A-level scenic spot. She is also a female apprentice, far worse than Senior Sister Shao.

  Xiao Fengxian sat in a wheelchair and explained to Lu Bei the main reason for her fair skin. The sentence that she was disabled was not nonsense. The reason why she was liver during the day and night was because her conditions did not allow her to run out all day.

  Xiao Fengxian's mother is not here, the reason is...

  The Emperor of Heaven's reputation is somewhat not good, just in case, it's better not to join in the fun.

   Lu Bei floated behind the two of them, without saying a word, followed the father and daughter to watch TV.

   "The Pacific Ocean has become a sea of ​​stars. It turns out that Kunpeng looks like this. It is 170 kilometers away and can build a base."

   "Understood, Beiming is the Pacific Ocean."

   "The phoenix on Kunlun Mountain is so beautiful, but the face is a bit fierce, and it is a million points different from the auspiciousness I imagined..."

   "Tell me about my wise, mighty, tall and handsome master's golden-winged roc, why didn't you see it?"

   "Is there a possibility that the three-legged golden crow soaking in the magma bath on the moon is not a golden-winged roc in the first place, but you see it as a golden-winged roc?"

   "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

  Xiao Fengxian said: "At that time, some players used their personal panel to investigate, and it was definitely the Golden Winged Roc. At that time, everyone thought that Principal Gao was using Uncle Buddha's script. After a period of time, the official forum became popular, so it can't be wrong."

   "But the panel is controlled by the Emperor of Heaven!"

   "That's right, that thunder smashed you for seven days and you couldn't go online. The resurrection mechanism is useless in front of my wise, powerful, tall and handsome master."

   "Girls are not allowed to swear." Lu Bei interrupted.

   "I want you to mind your own business, I didn't see me and Lao Zhuang..."

  In the middle of speaking, Xiao Fengxian shivered suddenly, turned her head stiffly, and saw her father was sweating profusely, and his hands were shaking like the second child Wu next door.

   "Yes, yes, is it my wise, mighty, tall and handsome master?" Xiao Fengxian said dryly.

  My small face was tense, and I suddenly had a urgency to urinate, and I couldn't help it.

"Don't be poor, this level of flattery is worth eighty to ninety thousand for a teacher. It's not enough to arouse a teacher's smile." Lu Bei walked around the wheelchair, sat on the sofa, stretched paralyzed Lazy.

  Zhuang Wuteng, who was sitting on the side, stepped aside and saw Lu Bei picking up the cigarette on the coffee table, rubbing sparks with his fingertips and puffing out the clouds.

   Except for the ancient costume on his body and his long black and beautiful hair, this emperor of heaven is a secular man.

  The mundane here refers to Lan Xing, whether it's Lu Bei's slumped slack posture, or his skillful swallowing of clouds, Zhuang Wu seems to have known him before.

  The Emperor of Heaven used to spend his days in the office. Where did he learn it? Could it be the Internet?

  The hateful Internet, forcibly teaching the Emperor of Heaven to be bad...

   Oh, he was bad.

   "This little brother has a noble surname. Judging by his appearance, he actually resembles the lonely apprentice. Are you brother and sister?"

  Lu Bei picked up the remote control, changed a few channels, and found that they were all reports about himself: "The Golden Crow didn't take pictures clearly, let it live tonight, and we can't lose the face of alien creatures."

   "Please don't!"

  Xiao Fengxian was about to cry, if not for her strength, she would have already knelt down.

   I'm going to die, urinating even more urgently.

Zhuang Wu prepared a long draft, but when he faced the Emperor of Heaven, he couldn't say a word. He has received professional training, no matter how big an official is, he can collapse mountains in front of him without changing his color, but obviously, training is useless. There is a qualitative difference between the high officials I have seen and the Emperor of Heaven.

  Even if the Emperor of Heaven has no airs, even if he looks like a waste of wood, just like a salted fish waiting to get off work in an office, because of the identity of the Emperor of Heaven, all behaviors become unpredictable.

  If you want to gain the respect and fear of others, or even surrender from the heart, it’s as simple as showing your destructive strength.

  Lu Beiliang shocked the world when he appeared on the stage, telling everyone that he has the ability to destroy this ball, so he is free wherever he goes.

   "Speaking of which, disciple, you are actually a girl. As a teacher, I always thought you used a male account, but from the very beginning, I regarded you as a male student. Is this the Internet? It's too scary."

   "..." x2

  You are the scariest, billions of people panicked. X2

  Blue Star's environment has been greatly improved due to the revival of spiritual energy, and the detached villas in the suburbs have even reached the oxygen bar level, but compared with the mainland of Kyushu, it is still far behind.

   Lu Bei threw down the cigarette butt, rejected the lighter that Zhuang Wu handed over, and pointed out, the cloud vortex was opened above his head, and the huge aura flowed down.

   Smelling the strong fragrance, Daidai entered the arena with white gloves on. He tried, but couldn't get past the cuteness, so he had to retreat and firmly hugged the lame leg of his master Zhuang Xuan.

   Can't be the emperor's cute pet, but the job of the emperor's apprentice's family is fine.

  Looking at the black cat breathing out spiritual energy, Lu Bei casually said, "Disciple, I've been here for a long time as a teacher, why don't you introduce yourself?"

"Yeah…"

  Because of being too shocked, Zhuang Xuan's brain was buzzing, and he couldn't turn a blank. First, he gave his real name and introduced his old father.

  Lingly add, Lu Bei exploded mines in the city of the fourth natural disaster, splitting her old father everywhere.

  The effect was mediocre, Lu Bei pretended not to hear, and glanced at the female apprentice sitting in a wheelchair: "I wanted you to lead me around, depending on the situation, I can only walk around by myself."

  Zhuang Xuan: "..."

  This kind of minor ailment, Master, can't you just hook your fingers and cure it?

  She took a deep breath, holding back the precarious urge to urinate, tears welling in her eyes, begging Master to make it easier for her to walk like flying is the biggest request in her life.

   "Compared with destroying the blue star, which one is bigger?"

   "..." x2

   "Jie Jie Jie Jie——"

  Probably because the relationship with Xiao Fengxian's master and apprentice was average, Lu Bei couldn't find the pleasure of teasing, a little, not much, he raised his hand and pointed, and Dazed, who was swallowing his spiritual energy, immediately screamed, his body curled up and then expanded rapidly.

  In the eyes of the dealer's father and daughter, Dumbly took off the animal body and turned into a... girl with cat ears on her head and a long and thin tail?

  Why is it a girl? Isn’t Sha Mao the father-in-law who has undergone bomb disposal operations? x2

  Zhuang Wu's eyes widened, he looked carefully, and he could see that it was indeed a girl.

   Then he sensed his daughter's contemptuous gaze and made eye contact. Zhuang Xuan said that he would tell his mother about it.

  The eyes are staring straight, why are you staring so big?

  Zhuang Wu shouted at his injustice, God is pitiful, the eyes of the Emperor of Heaven are bigger than him, why should he only say that he is wrong, you are powerful and can't be subdued if you are capable!

  Dadai was turned into a cat demon, instantly comprehended the benefits of the emperor's thick legs, blinked a pair of golden cat eyes, and called the king tenderly.

   "Don't call me the king, call me Lord Gutiandi."

The skill of attuning the little demon is called "Shen Ling", which comes from the golden-winged roc, the predecessor of the Phoenix. There is a big demon who regards this supernatural power as a housekeeping skill.

   "How about it, do you want to be like her?" Lu Bei smiled and looked at the free-range apprentice.

   They are quite scattered, and they have all been raised to Blue Star.

  Zhuang Xuan nodded again and again, watching Lu Bei poke his finger, and hurriedly stopped: "Master, I don't want a tail or ears. Be sure to be steady when you strike."

  Lu Bei: "..."

   Tsk, this is not a lie.

   Fortunately, the problem is not big, Zhuang Xuan's opinion is not important, as long as he is happy.

  Poke down with a finger, Zhuang Xuan fell to the ground in an instant, her legs twitched for a long time before stopping.

   Lao Zhuang poked his head, happy but at the same time extremely worried, for fear that his daughter would grow bad.

   It’s not broken, it’s just a pair of cat ears.

  Lu Bei originally wanted to be reborn from a drop of blood, and recreate a body for Zhuang Xuan. He thought that his old father was beside him, so he didn't have the nerve to do it.

  The effect is outstanding, the little girl's fair cheeks showed a bit of blush, the dark circles under the eyes faded away, and her spirit changed greatly, looking quite aura.

  Zhuang Xuan stood up crookedly. She hadn't walked on her feet for many years, so she skipped the toddler stage, and went straight to the bathroom under the happy gaze of her old father.

  I can't hold back anymore.

  Looked blankly at Lu Bei, trying to attract the attention of the Emperor of Heaven with ample capital, but after being ignored, he quickly walked straight to the second floor.

  The spiritual intelligence was activated, and she became a half-demon. The strong sense of shame made her unbearable to be naked.

   Whenever Lu Bei takes a look, she will stop wearing it.

   On the other side, there was a piercing scream from the bathroom. Zhuang Xuan grabbed the cat ears on top of her head and yanked them hard...and then pulled them off.

  Looking at the cat ear hair accessory in her hand, she collapsed.

  Thinking about it carefully, Master Tiandi has always taken pleasure in punishing people.

   Lu Bei ignored the stunned apprentice, came to the game room, entered the game cabin and lay down, logged in to the account of the power leveling, and tried whether he could enter the Kyushu Continent by entering the player.

  【The account you entered does not exist, please confirm and then log in】

   "Is there an empty number..."

  ——

  Nine thousand words, ask for a monthly pass.

  (end of this chapter)