Cultivation Is Like This

   Chapter 199 Even as a mount, I think you are a male

  month, missing.

  The capital, South Street area, brightly lit.

   A burly and strong man left from the land of Goulan, swaying three steps at a time, humming a little song in his mouth and walking in the lively street market.

   After a while, the strong man turned into the short street and walked outside the wall of the Zhumen Dahuyuan.

   glanced at the big family whose lights were turned off, the corner of his mouth twitched into a smile, and he turned over and jumped over the wall.

  The man was in mid-air, and his body shape changed rapidly. When he landed, he lost his back and became a man with a beautiful face...or a man.

   Fox three.

  Climbing over the wall is not for stealing jade and incense. With his appearance of killing both men and women, he will not be so troublesome, showing his true face and hooking hands, and the per capita voice is soft and soft and easy to overthrow.

   It's normal to go home.

  There is a door and you can't go, you have to climb over the wall...

   Die of laughter, whoever is serious, walks the door when they go home!

   If you don’t practice the technique of wall-climbing well now, it will be too late to practice after getting married.

"The capital is so boring, I can't even find a friend to talk to, so I can only touch the little hands of other girls every day. For half a month, everyone's little hands will make a cocoon for me. If I knew this, what would I say? I have to tie the virtuous brother back, and if he shares the pressure, the old witch will not only train me." Hu San sighed with emotion, wishing he could die with Lu Bei. .

   But not without fun, I saw one today.

   In the middle of last year, Juxian Accord launched a new Ji. The stage name is Xunyi, which is only one word different from Lavender.

The difference of    is a world of difference.

  Xunyi is the kind of concubine who accompanies the conversation. She is knowledgeable and wise and beautiful. She is proficient in both Chinese, chess, calligraphy and painting.

  Tonight, two gangsters were fighting over her jealousy. A gang of gangsters, kids in their 30s and 40s, and a gang of senior gangsters, whoever stood up, started in their 90s.

  The two sides spent a lot of money on the list, and the little kid lost to the old fried dough stick.

The old man is not a master of calming down. Wherever he goes, there is an accident. After he became the eldest brother on the list, he made all kinds of pungent words and sarcastic children. They don't understand the happiness of rich people. They don't deserve to call themselves playboys. Milk, don't come out and be ashamed.

  Young people can be poor, but they can't be bored. The little dudes clapped the table, and the two sides quarreled, clamoring to sleep with each other's wives. After the process was over, the two groups of people copied the bench and swung the table, and the fight was so colorful.

  The onlookers shook their heads one after another, lamenting that your circle is really chaotic.

  Without him, the two gangsters are basically all surnamed Zhu. According to their clamoring remarks, if the circle of Zhu is not in chaos, there will be ghosts.

   After a while, patrolling soldiers from the imperial city arrived and captured the two groups of imperial relatives.

   Not to mention, although the big and small gangsters are prodigal, their IQ is basically online. Knowing that there are people on Juxian Accord, they don’t dare to use real effort in a fight, and they peck each other all the way.

When    was taken away, they all cooperated honestly, and each said harsh words. Three days later, the Eastern Suburb Mine would fight to the death. Whoever wins will have the qualifications to approach Xunyi.

  Hu San was sitting by the window on the second floor, looking at the two groups of defeated dogs, so happy that Ya Hanako laughed.

  Beside him, he is the top-tier leader of the Juxian Accord platform, a beautiful and talkative Xunyi.

   She was holding her little hands by the three foxes, her pretty face was full of speechlessness, she was thinking about what kind of potion to use to get rid of the calluses on her hands as soon as possible.

   Also, can you change your hand so that you don’t always catch a scorpion!

There are three reasons why   Fox San can reach the top-tier little hands.

   One, fox two are rich.

  Two, fox two is really rich.

  Three, Juxian Accord is the property of Hu Er, and Hu San, as the young owner, is his property when rounded up, barely half of Hu Si, so he can get rid of whoever he wants.

  The other hand was reserved for Hu Si's scorpion, but unfortunately no one came.

  Otherwise, the brothers would be on the left and on the right, holding their top-notch hands while watching the downstairs losers vying for the wind and jealousy. That would be really fun.

   As for Big Brother…

   I don’t even look at the ethos of the immortal world. I’ve never changed my voice to deceive you into making a list. It’s already very conscientious. I still want to touch the hands of the top class and dream!

   Xiuxian is like this.

  …

In the    courtyard, Hu San sighed with emotion and walked towards his own courtyard.

  Because of Xuanyin Division's undercover mission, after being apart for many years, he rarely showed up, and the capital is no longer the same capital as it used to be.

   was melancholy, his keen sense of smell was unusually alert, and there was a faint fragrance in the air, familiar and terrifying.

   is not good, it's the fury of the vixen.

   The old witch is home!

  Fox San was terrified, turned around and flew to the courtyard wall, leaping, and the speed was as fast as lightning.

Snapped!

  A big blue hand rose from the ground, intercepted Hu San in mid-air, and crushed him to the ground like a little chicken.

  The water wave was dizzy, and the ground in the courtyard swayed with ripples that were unable to fluctuate. Fox San wailed again and again, with a face of grief of the dead old lady, struggling and unable to be dragged into the ground.

  !

   As the world was spinning, Hu San felt a pain in his butt. He bared his teeth and jumped up. Seeing Hu Er who was watching the moon at the gazebo, he walked over obediently.

  The moonlight is like water, pouring out a hazy spiritual mist, and the beauty is dressed in light silver gauze, white and holy.

   Such beautiful scenery is in the eyes of the three foxes, that is, the dung truck has no wheels, and it is a smelly frame.

   "Mother, it's such a coincidence that you are also at home!"

   While rubbing his butt, he complained: "If you have something to say, why did you beat me?"

   "I need a reason to hit you?" Hu Er said angrily.

"Mother, I don't like to hear this. You beat me without any reason. If you beat a child during the New Year's Day, you will be idle. But if you beat your hand, doesn't it seem that the child is unfilial and will not return to that New Year's Eve? The family's Ningzhou Hu Si has a virtue?" Seeing that Hu Er's tone was not good, Hu San hurriedly used his attention to divert Dafa.

  Unfortunately, this trick is not easy to use today.

   "Don't be so rude, Lu Bei is much stronger than you, sensible and filial, and won a lot of honor for my mother's face." Hu Er is even more angry, he is also a son, how can the gap be so big!

   "What, as far as he is filial, mother, you don't know, the second child and I have discussed how many times about the division of your inheritance in a hundred years."

   "You two are really good sons for your mother!"

  Hu Er smiled coldly, and a big blue hand emerged, pressing Hu San and rubbing it on the ground: "Even so, he is a hundred times better than you."

   "Mother, what kind of ecstasy soup that stinky boy gave you, tell me, and I'll buy it too."

  I faintly saw the door of the firewood house open, Hu San was frightened, broke free from the big blue hand that was pressing on him, nodded and leaned forward, pinching his shoulders and beating his back, hoping to awaken Hu Er's motherly love.

   However, it is of no use. Hu Er's mother's love is now on Lu Bei, and it is annoying to look at Hu San more.

   The door of the firewood house opened three more points, and the fox was shocked: "Mother, what the **** did that stinky boy do, talk to me!"

   "It's not a big deal. Today, His Majesty asked me to report that Lu Bei slept with the eldest princess Changming, and it has been a while since Shuangxiu."

  Fox Er sighed and said: "The iron evidence is like a mountain, I can't argue with a hundred words, I can only acquiesce."

   "Sizzle--"

Hu San took a deep breath and said angrily, "Your Majesty is still unreasonable. My virtuous brother is about twenty years old, and he is still an ignorant young man. He has a tender face and can pinch water. Based on my many years of experience in walking the rivers and lakes. , it is clear that the eldest princess knows that she can't get married, and seeing that the virtuous brother is outstanding in qualifications is a retreat, so she has no shame to seduce him!"

   "Be polite, Changming will be your younger brother and sister in the future."

   No, I already have younger siblings, Xiao Yan is ruthless, so it’s okay to be a snake.

  Hu San murmured in his heart, secretly having fun to watch, and said happily: "So, mother, you nodded and agreed, and the marriage has been settled?"

   "No, His Majesty thinks that Changming can't climb high, and it's wrong to bite the door to death. He insists on rejecting this marriage."

   "Your Majesty also has some self-knowledge."

  Hu San nodded and frowned: "What about the eldest princess, in case of a fatal accident, the royal majesty will be lost?"

   "That's none of my business."

  Hu Er is also waiting to see the fun, hoping that Lu Bei will hurry up and save lives.

   "That's right, you don't have to get married and have beautiful women to embrace each other. It's still His Majesty's sister. How noble is the golden branches and jade leaves, and the second brother may not know what he will look like..."

   Speaking of this, Hu San was unhappy and pouted: "Mother, what is Princess Changming's cultivation realm, tell me the truth, is it the stinky boy who took the initiative to come to the house to be a little white face, or the princess who went crazy and became blind while practicing?"

   "Refining the virtual realm, the secret realm of the Four Gods Lake will obtain the relics of the four elephants and white tigers, and the future is limitless."

  “Aba Aba…”

  Hu San's face turned pale, his pupils instantly lost their highlights, and the whole person was dark.

   Learned that Lu Bei Xianyu turned over and hugged the thigh of the eldest princess in the refining virtual realm. From then on, he had no worries about food and clothing, and he was happy in his childhood. It was more uncomfortable than being served by dozens of big men in turn.

   The pain of his grief, in the entire capital, only Zhu Qiyou can compete.

   "Mother, is there something wrong? The second brother is born, the eldest princess shouldn't be blind..."

  Hu San firmly didn't believe it, and decided to struggle again: "One thing to say, pure passers-by, the eldest princess is a little hungry."

   "Hehe, Xiantian, which eye did you see in Xiantian?" Hu Er sneered.

   "I only said goodbye to him a few years ago. I saw it with my own eyes. How can it be fake."

  Fox San is certain that Lu Bei has grown up under his nose from foundation building to holding pills, and then to Xiantian, with people on the scene all the way, and there is absolutely no possibility of mistakes.

   "Your tricks are useless, throw them away as soon as possible." Hu Er didn't talk nonsense, he pointed at Hu San's eyebrows, and passed on all the pictures in the jade slip.

  (﹃)

   After half a cup of tea, Husan was stunned.

After    a stick of incense passed, Hu Sanyi did not move.

  Half an hour…

Snapped!

   Before half an hour, when the impatient Hu Er slapped him, Hu San quickly recognized the reality.

   slapped down, as if turning on a switch, Hu San burst into tears on the spot.

"I do not believe!"

   "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

   "There must be some misunderstanding, my second brother was not like this bird before!"

  Hu San howled and cried, plunged into Hu Er's arms, crying into tears.

   When he was a child, Hu San asked Hu Er why everyone else had a father, but he didn't. Hu Er patted his head and said that the dead ghost had gone far away and returned after a while.

  Fox San nodded and waited for his father to appear. After he grew up and became sensible, he understood the deep meaning of this sentence, this dead ghost is not another dead ghost, but a real dead ghost, so he cried all night.

  This time, I cried even harder than that night.

   It turns out that Lu Bei does not rely on little white faces to eat soft rice, but hard work.

   In a blink of an eye, he was transformed into a god, and he was left behind in the distance. Not only that, but he could also use his hands to refine the void in the realm of spirit transformation.

  The cruel reality has made Hu San deeply distressed. Seeing his brother soaring into the sky is even more uncomfortable than killing him.

  No, it's worse than being cut with a thousand cuts!

   Seeing Hu San's true feelings revealed, Hu Er knew that he was hit hard, and was quite relieved. He decided to hit him again and patted him on the head: "Stop howling, quickly clean up, and leave overnight."

   "Where to go, the secret realm of the imperial city?"

  Hu San raised his head and said with red eyes: "Mother, don't worry, from now on, the child will definitely cultivate well, and vow to keep the second brother under his body."

   "You child, what daydreams are there before dawn, pack up and go to Ningzhou, bring these two books to my precious godson, run quickly, don't delay his cultivation."

  “…”

   "Also, you have to practice hard, otherwise you won't be able to keep up with your realm, let alone be Lu Bei's right-hand man, even if you are a mount, you are considered a male."

  Hu San heard the words and cried even louder.

   (end of this chapter)