Daily Dark Jokes ....

One that I usually don't see that often:

A young girl comes home one day and approaches her father, who is sitting in the living room.

"Daddy," she says, "a strange man did something bad to me at the park today."

The father, suddenly very attentive, turns to face his daughter. "Oh, god... okay, sweetie, you need to understand that it absolutely wasn't your fault, and you will not get in trouble for telling me about it. Can you explain what happened?"

"Well," the girl begins, "I was playing in the sand, when the man came up to me and told me to come with him behind a tree."

"Oh, god," mutters the father. "Then what?"

"Then he pulled down his pants and showed me his thing."

"Oh, god!" the father exclaims. "What happened next?"

"Then," the girl continues, "he pulled up my dress and touched me on my u.n.d.e.r.w.e.a.r."

"Oh, god!" shouts the father. "Sweetie, what happened after that?"

The girl answers with a shrug. "Nothing. That was it."

"Well, make something up! I haven't finished yet!"