Deadly Corpse

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The crowded hall was silent, including everyone on the second floor, all staring at the two prodigals, everyone knew the rules of "hanging Changhong", but only real old drivers can play tricks, ordinary tractors You can only be ashamed when you go up.

"Two grandpas! Twenty brides are ready ..."

The host held a microphone and smiled sweetly. "Among these are two unmanned virgins, two seasoned seniors, two hard-working cleaners, two pregnant women in Rokko, and two beautiful women. Mingyuan's Hua Kui, as well as two professional nurses and two babes, the rest are all waiters, and they are ordinary! "

"My God! So many tricks ..."

Noisy noises rang out immediately from the audience. Fourteen out of twenty women had special identities, not just guessing who was beautiful and who was in good shape.

Ugly women may also have beautiful legs, beautiful women may not have no shortcomings, and pregnant women are more difficult to distinguish from nurses. This is just a test of eyesight and experience, not a real old driver, I am afraid I can not even see the slightest doorway.

The waiter suddenly carried a large white board with numbers from one to twenty on it, and a number of squares were drawn under each number. At first glance, it was a form for recording bets. When the time came, it was clearly written. I can't regret it.

"Xiaofeng! Tell me the truth ..."

Ouyang Zi frowned and said, "What task do you have here tonight? We are brothers. I can help you if you tell me. The major gangs in Tongkou are watching. Our task must be completed. Don't lose face! "

"Brother! I'm really here to drink, and all of a sudden I'm stunned ..."

Bai Mufeng spread his hands helplessly, he was indeed a paste of his head, but followed him and pointed to the rhubarb side, sneer, "The guy has been rhythmic, you wait and see, his fox tail will be right away. Will show up! "

"Guys! I have a proposal ..."

Rhubarb suddenly stood up with a microphone and said with a smile, "It's so-called solo music is not as good as Zhonglele. It looks like Chinese New Year is coming, and people from all walks of life are rare to gather together. Let's just gamble a few together. what?"

The people on the Tianwangjun shouted immediately, "How do you want to gamble, we will accompany you to the end, but the losers must get out of here, not allowed to approach the 500-meter range here, dare you?"

"Heavenly Army is really good, just what I want ..."

Rhubarb thumbs up and laughed. "Hanging Changhong is divided into six links: feet, calves, thighs, abdomen, and chest and last face. We take exiting here as a bet. We must bet in three rounds. How about once? "

Rhubarb said as he looked towards the second floor, Dong Dashuai held his arms and said, "The best solution can be achieved in this peaceful way. After all, Tongkou is my home. We rely on everyone for stability. But looking at women is your strong point." It would be unfair to bet this way! "

"You can call for helpers, but folks are crouching tigers ..."

Rhubarb smiled and took out the Ghost King Bead in his pocket, and said, "Tonight I come to Zhuangzhuang, I will bet the Ghost King Bead every round. You don't need to take out equivalent items. One half is enough. The remaining small The gang raised the bottom 50,000 kilograms of food stamps. If you ca n’t get 50,000 kilograms, get out of here. You are not qualified to watch a big show here! "

Zhang Yingchang asked, "You lose it once you lose?"

"Yes! I lose once I lose and leave Tongkou directly out of the city ..."

Rhubarb smiled at Ghost Wang Zhu and said, "Everyone is particular about people. I believe no one will play tricks in the eyes of everyone, but Ghost Wang Zhu only belongs to the biggest bet winner. If the winner

There are two or more people. How much do I pay for the rest? "

Dong Shuai laughed upstairs and said, "Happy! It's ridiculous to not play a few of the New Year's games, I took this gamble!"

"I picked up ..."

The black commander shouted and walked directly downstairs. After Dong Dashuai explained to his opponent a few words, he also led people downstairs. The fat boss hurriedly arranged for someone to add a seat. At the same time, to avoid suspicion, the waiters were all He rushed into the backcourt, leaving only a group of people facing the wall.

Wu Fangren Ma Weiwei sat clearly in front of the stage. The remaining small gangs were all crowded at the back. Some even took out the binoculars and stared at the little feet under the red silk to observe, but the clues obtained by one pair of feet were really Too few, most people are hesitant to talk.

"Brother Dong! I'm here ..."

Several men and women suddenly ran in and stood behind Dashuai panting, apparently he was the master of the watch, and there were also two middle-aged policemen. After Dongshuai explained a few words, they looked up and watched carefully. .

However, there was no helper at the Daxian Temple. The Black Commander calmly leaned on a chair to smoke. The smoke kept coming out of the mask was quite weird, and Liu Xianguan held the telescope in person to observe that it was estimated that she was looking at people The master, just wearing a red lady's hat on her head, a layer of black veil covered her face.

Many people started asking people to send money. Big bags and small bags were even busier than the vegetable market, and Rhubarb held up his microphone and shouted, "Hurry up and get out of the way. After five minutes, close the door and close the window, and give me the switch. Guard up, who dares to mess up and shoot yourself! "

"Boom ~"

At the rear, a small group of people suddenly stood up, embarrassed and helpless to go out. Most of these people came to see if they knew something, and ran over to see if there was anything cheap to buy. The 50,000 kilograms of grain was not a small amount for them. Some small gangs can't afford so much.

After the poor ghosts all went out, the doors and windows were all closed, and Rhubarb laughed again. "Let ’s play it easier in the first game. Guess what the two cleaners are, remember! It must be both. You can only win if you guessed it right, and it's my money if I guess wrong! "

The host followed with a smile and said, "Dear Grandpa! In order to save time, we bet first and then give money. Just let our finances take a look at your capital!"

"Let's get started, my wife is here ..."

Many people banged their bags with boxes. These are the guys who licked the blood with the knife. Everyone mentioned that betting money is the same as playing chicken blood, and there are so many big guys sitting in front of the town. Whoever wants to touch the fish in the muddy water must not go Get out of this door.

The waiter took a large number of number plates to distribute them, and each person received three plates. Two of them could write the bet amount and the number on the back, and the other one was left in the hand. In the box, no one knows what was written without opening the box.

It did n’t take long for the ballot box to be sent to the stage. After opening the box, the host laughed and said, "Dear Grandpa! Now open the box for publicity, your number plate will be posted on the whiteboard. If there is an error, please hurry up and point out the winner. Take money, losers pay, it is fair and fair, and children are not bullying! "

Four waitresses hurried to the stage to help, everyone in the audience glared their eyes, and checked the numbers from time to time. The waiters did not dare to be sloppy. After confirming each brand again, they dared to post it, otherwise The desperate person turned his face not to be joking.

Zheng Shufang bent down and asked, "Little wind! No. 15 is a cleaner. I have no objection, but why should you put No. 4 on it? Nails are painted on the No. 4 feet. The delicate skin and tender meat are not like a cleaner. I think the 19th is another cleaner! "

"How much did you charge?

I am not the same ... "

Bai Mufeng looked at his sister-in-law very jokingly, but his elder brother said, "Your sister-in-law has always been very accurate in seeing people. She is also a woman. Besides, let her play with her in the first round. If you lose 200,000, you will be charged tuition ! "

Bai Mufeng shook his head and said, "Brother! You are no worse than me, you do n’t even believe my brother, right, then I will send you a word, mother, the wall is falling down!"

"Hmm ~ It's not too late to talk bluntly after Kaibao ..."

Zheng Shufang slammed back, Ouyangzi's painting was awkwardly speechless, but the number plate was quickly posted, and only three of them were numbered with Bai Mufeng, and the rest were basically On the 15th and the 19th, the 4th is a very unpopular player.

The host smiled and said, "Okay! The sign is over. If you have no objections, I will unveil it!"

"Come on soon! I'm going to win big money today, haha ​​..."

The audience chuckled happily. After the host waited for a while, Yingying smiled and clapped her hands and shouted, "Please ask the two cleaners to come out to see the guests in turn. Do n’t move the rest!"

"The fifteenth! I knew it was the fifteenth ..."

Many people stood up with a humming sound from the audience, pointing at the fifteenth step forward with surprise, but after two seconds they were dumbfounded, and it was the fourth that followed.

"Fart! How could it be number four, you must be cheating ..."

Immediately someone yelled at the table and yelled, but the two women had already drilled out from the side. They were wearing only bellybands and boxers, and turned blushingly with red faces. They both wrote three big blacks on their backs. Word-cleaners!

"..."

The entire hall suddenly quieted down, and the person who slaps the table and scolded the mother did not speak. The most obvious number 15 was almost 50 years old, and the fine-skinned meat number 4 was probably in her early forties. An old face was not at all May be accompanied by a wine girl, and people who often come here to recognize them, they are the cleaners here.

"Fuck! What a bad luck ..."

The crowd scolded and sat down, and Bai Mufeng's sister-in-law was equally dumbfounded, his face shamed and his head dropped down, but Ouyang Zihua was surprised and said, "How did you see it, did someone give it to you?" Did you hint? "

"Who dares to be a traitor at this time, and don't want to live, let alone look at the age of the woman can not only look at the skin, you must look at the blood vessels in their hands and feet ..."

Bai Mufeng smoked smugly and proudly said, "The blood vessels on the No. 4 foot burst suddenly ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ It's not too old at first sight. Besides, she has been shrinking her toes, and her nail polish is the same as that of No. 9 Hua Kui. Nail polish is afraid of being seen, so she is 100% cleaner! "

"It's been a long time, it's been a long time ..."

Ouyang Zihua's thumbs up and amazed, his younger brother played well at night, but the host followed with a laugh and said, "Unfortunately, there are only four winners. Please raise the hands of the four grandpas. Let everyone See you all! "

"Papapa ..."

There was a thunderous applause immediately from the audience, only to see that the rhubarb team raised their hands first, followed by the Daxian Temple team and the Tongkou army team, and the Tianwang army was annihilated, but there are still A Ouyang Mu raised his right hand high.

"Okay! I'll share the winnings with the three of you ..."

Rhubarb waved his hands and laughed, and the others held their arms without objection, but many people were out in the first round, and all the losers were crying, and under the supervision of the financial officer, they paid all the bets. Leaving the hall.

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