Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"I lost it! This is a sheep? Is this a walking ball of yarn? It's too fat!"

"My darling, has I never had my hair cut since I was a child? It's too unhygienic."

"It's developed! With so much wool, it's enough to make a wool coat."

"Am I the only one who thinks this sheep is cute and cute?"

"Upstairs +1! This fat sheep is too funny. You can see it swaying around when it walks. It's too miserable!"

"The sorrow of the fat house! I can understand the pain of the sheep!"

"Good job, scumbag. Hurry up and give these sheep a haircut. If they don't get a haircut, they will be unable to walk."

When netizens saw this fluffy and chubby family who had difficulty walking, they loved it a lot, and they couldn't help but feel a little funny and playful.

Instead, I want the protagonist to make a fortune, which is really rare.

Chu Zihang also saw these ball-like sheep, and couldn't help but be afraid to shoot the wild boar-, let it speed up!

It's just that as soon as he opens his mouth, the audience's face is not good - look!

"Hey, such a fat sheep, today's trip is not in vain. Why don't we have a mutton stew tonight?"

Looking at the walking mutton roll, Chu Zihang smacked his mouth subconsciously.

And as soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere of the live broadcast room suddenly changed!

The audience who were previously immersed in the atmosphere of cute and cute things were immediately pulled to the ghost story link!

"..."

"Scumbag! You want the wool of other people's sheep and sheep, and you want to eat their meat, you are still a person? Together, you want to squeeze out the last remaining value of it? You are an old capitalist!"

"Scumbag! Can you not scare people like this, I just want to relax!"

"Run, sheep! The big devil is here!"

"The gray wolf is here! Run!"

Netizens were so frightened by the ghost story that their faces changed suddenly, and they all immediately stood on the side of the cute and righteous little sheep to fight against the big devil together.

And Chu Zihang doesn't care so much, he patted Pig Hanhan and let it rush forward!

He chased hard, and immediately made a loud noise. When the chubby fat house sheep heard it, he was so frightened that he made a loud 'baabaa' sound, and each of them immediately twisted their bodies like balls and ran forward. .

Their fat bodies, the wool on their bodies trembles when they run, but don't say, the speed is really not slow.

Because of the reason of pulling the horse-drawn carriage, the pigs really couldn't catch up with them for a while, and the distance was pulled away instead.

Chu Zihang frowned and turned his gaze to the God Arm Crossbow.

With such an artifact, no matter how the sheep run, it is only his prey!

Chu Zihang sat firmly on the flowing horse, picked up the divine arm crossbow, loaded the quiver, and then 'kaka'.

"F*ck! Don't do that!"

"Master scum, put it down! You are too cruel!"

"Dangerous! Yangyang GG! The scumbag's divine arm and crossbow have never missed a shot!"

The hearts of the audience also rose with Chu Zihang's manipulation, and they were nervous.

Chu Zihang raised his divine arm crossbow and aimed at the sheep in front of him, ready to pull the trigger at an opportunity.

But he glanced at it, and could not help frowning slightly, and found that the ewe in the flock was running a bit strange, and after running for a while, it stopped and looked at Chu Zihang with tears.

Then, when it saw Liuma getting closer and closer to her, it suddenly bent its front hooves and knelt down.

This……

The live broadcast room was silent, and everyone was speechless in astonishment.

"This... Zihang..."

Lin Xiyue looked at Chu Zihang suspiciously.

"Are you pregnant? So you stopped running? Afraid of miscarriage?"

Chu Zihang murmured, and after looking at her exaggerated round belly, a flash of enlightenment flashed in his heart.

"pregnant?"

"Afraid of miscarriage?"

"My God! Is this mother love?"

Everyone trembled in their hearts, as if there was something in their throats, unable to speak, but their eyes were already foggy.

Sheep mother would rather kneel down to plead for the baby sheep to survive than run.

This!

Everyone looked at Chu Zihang again, full of prayer.

"Zihang! That..."

Lin Xiyue was also infected by the mother sheep's motherhood, so she couldn't help but feel moved and couldn't bear to kill it.

When Chu Zihang saw that it was no longer running, he also put away the crossbow and prepared to capture it directly.

The kindness of women?

He doesn't deny that there is.

But after all, he is not short of food, and it is not necessary to kill sheep.

More importantly, if there are pregnant ewes, it means that there is goat milk!

Can you drink a glass of fresh goat milk every day and make some dairy products such as goat milk wine, cheese, toffee, milk tea, etc. Isn’t this more fragrant than mutton that can only be eaten once?

Besides, what kind of garbage is meat, Chu Zihang is tired of eating it!

Now pay attention to nutritional balance, pay attention to rich ingredients.

After the pig caught up with the ewe, Chu Zihang jumped off the horse.

"I'm pregnant, do you want me to spare your life?"

Chu Zihang looked at the teary-eyed ewe, bent down on its hairy belly, put his ears on it, and patted her belly lightly, making a 'dong dong' sound, it was the amniotic fluid inside the sound of.

The ewe is really pregnant!

The ewe, on the other hand, knelt on the ground and licked Chu Zihang, begging him to give birth to the lamb.

"Okay, if you are so obedient, you can spare your life!"

Chu Zihang tickled his hands a little, then nodded.

"The scumbag is righteous!"

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"Thank you for not killing the scumbag!"

"I knew that the scumbag still had a bit of a conscience! Not a black-hearted capitalist 1"

"The scumbag is not bad. If you can scold less in the future, please scold less!"

"I announce that today is the scumbag's free spray day! I'm worried about whoever is spraying the scumbag!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens were almost at their peak, and planes, rockets, and superfires took off one after another, as if they didn't want money.

In just a short while, the stream has broken five million, and Chu Zihang is almost on the verge of becoming a full-level anchor!

In the international live broadcast room, everyone was also caught, one after another.

"Oriental people, the country of etiquette! Ancient books do not deceive me!"

"Well done,"

"Sure enough, the oriental people are very kind. I said don't be afraid of the oriental people. You have to say that they are scary."

"I think so too. You see, the scumbag, the sister and their netizens are very kind~"

......................................

At this moment, foreign netizens have changed their impression of "Oriental people are terrible", and feel that they are also a group of kind and lovely people, not as scary as everyone said.

He is also a master of immortality, a master of killing Xiong, and a master of stealing. . .

But then, I heard the choking voice of the translator in the international live broadcast room! ! !

The host almost sprayed out his eyeballs!

Chu Zihang touched the ewe's head gently, and said warmly like a spring breeze, "But in the future, your goat's milk will be divided into half, and it will be paid for my rent and food."

This!

There was a sudden silence in the international live broadcast room, and there was no sound, even more terrifying than a ghost story!

"Please let me take back my words! Orientals are still terrifying!"

"Not even pregnant women? Is this still a person?"

"Who said that Orientals are not terrible, then you go to the East!"

"Snatch the mouth of the muddy swallow, cut the tip of the iron needle, scrape the face of the golden Buddha and search carefully: find something out of nothing.

Quails search for peas in the crop, egrets cut meat on their legs, and mosquitoes churn fat in their abdomens.

Lose the old man to start! "

The foreigners were so frightened that their faces turned pale, and they called out that the Orientals should not be enemies with them.

............

After getting the pregnant ewe, Chu Zihang asked Lin Xiyue to stay with her.

He rode on the pig by himself and decided to catch the few unscrupulous sheep together!

Those who can get pregnant stay, those who can't get pregnant...

Say it again!

But after chasing after, Chu Zihang encountered the same problem just now.

The sheep are not slow, and it is really troublesome to catch them alive.

But soon, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he came up with a brilliant idea!

Then, he took out the artifact that he carried anytime, anywhere!

TT man, it's doing things again! zero.

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