Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

"Humph--?"

Pig Hanhan is shyly licking the beehive that he has licked several times with a pig face, licking it over and over again, and he refuses to waste any residue, showing what is called licking a pig!

But now, when he heard the words of his eldest brother, his intoxicated face changed suddenly, and he didn't even react when the most precious honey in his mouth flowed down!

Obviously scared by the bees!

"Coward! Look at your virtue!"

Chu Zihang's face drooped down, and when he went up, he kicked the pig's fart angrily.

The pig twisted the big pig's butt twice, but still only hummed aggrievedly twice, without fighting spirit, without the arrogance of the previous "Julin Pig King", he is completely a pig!

"Come on! Follow me with ink, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, right? Then I really want to try your dead pigs, afraid of boiling water. Believe it or not, I will eat pork instead of desserts tonight?"

Chu Zihang's eyes scanned the pig, especially the super ham and the fragrant pork ribs.

As soon as the foodie's eyes came out, the pig wilted instantly, and the tendons all over his body were shivering with fright.

This look is all too familiar. Big Brother looks like this when facing crocodile eggs, anacondas, brown bears and other delicious food. It's the devil's look!

"Hmph-hmph!"

Almost instantly, the courage in the pig's heart was aroused, and he raised his stubby neck and screamed in the sky, and the powerful sound wave shook the surrounding leaves!

And the audience in front of the live broadcast room was shaken by their eardrums, and the speakers of their mobile phones would be broken by him!

"Damn it! You pig, you are so meow, everyone in the office was awakened by you!"

"My earphones are broken!"

"This pig doesn't want to live anymore, let the slag slaughter it! I also want to taste the Julin pork. Is it delicious?"

"You coward, now you know you're scared? It's too late!"

"Come on! Scare Laozi out of pee, you pay my pants!"

Netizens were terrified by the pig's super howl, and they were so angry that they wanted to slaughter and eat it. They didn't think it was cute at all.

Immediately, Chu Zihang rode on the pig, and the pig took out the courage of "unsuccess or benevolence" and resolutely rushed to the execution ground.

Running all the way, the scenery in front of me quickly regressed.

Chu Zihang has returned to the place where he used to get sugar maple sap.

At this time, the sugar maple tree was full of yellow and crawling with all kinds of bees. The small long strips were densely packed in a pile, just like small meat balls that could move. The tip hurts!

Chu Zihang couldn't help but tighten his mind at this time, and his breathing rate also decreased. He got off the pig and patted the pig's butt to let it hide to the side, so as not to ruin his plan.

But Zhu Zhu resolutely 'obediently' ran to the side without stopping at all, and ran to a tree far away before secretly showing his head to look at Chu Zihang.

Chu Zihang was speechless to this cowardly pig, but at the moment he was not in the mood to care about it.

He suppressed the sound of footsteps, pulled out the lemongrass little by little, and took a big hug. Then he turned his head to look at the treetops, and glanced at the wind direction.

After confirming the wind direction, he quietly carried the grass to the upwind direction of several sugar maple trees.

Seeing the bees still greedily sucking the sweet sap and ignoring him at all, a sneer appeared on Chu Zihang's face!

drink!

Keep drinking!

See how Laozi treats you!

Chu Zihang took out the fire stick and put the hay to light the fire below with the fire stick.

After the fire gradually came up, Chu Zihang put the lemongrass on it again.

The citronella grass was roasted by the flame, and the roasted part gradually turned from blue-green to blue-yellow, and then turned to withered yellow.

Then, the withered yellow part ignited a spark, and a wisp of blue smoke emerged.

"cough!"

Chu Zihang was choked by the strong scent of citronella, and couldn't help grinning, his eyes were hot and tears were bursting out.

This lemongrass is indeed a good ingredient for cooking meat, the taste is fragrant and spicy, but the taste after being burnt...

That is really flattering, choking the nose, and irritating the eyes, it is really indescribable.

After Chu Zihang waited for the fire to burn up and the smoke from the citronella became thicker, he quickly evacuated to the upwind position.

At this time, the smoke of citronella's spicy eyes also drifted to the leeward swarm of bees with the breeze.

The poor bees didn't notice anything unusual and were still drinking the honey greedily.

"Is the scumbag going to smoke those bees away? Can this work?"

Zhang Ke'er saw Chu Zihang's plan, but frowned suspiciously.

"Bees are indeed afraid of smoke, and you can see that smoke is so choking, and the tears of the scumbag are hot. It should be fine."

Lord Bei is also not sure how effective citronella cigarettes will be. After all, he has not personally tested it, but based on his feeling, he thinks it should be reliable.

The scumbag has been preparing insidiously for so long, and it should be no problem to look like he is doing big things.

However, Zhang Ke'er didn't like this kind of rhetoric without scientific basis, and curled his lips and said:

"What do you mean, bees can't eat spicy food yet? This is a southern bee. It likes sweetness. All the peppers from Chuanshu can be cured?"

"Uh—this..."

Pei Ye was speechless for a while, embarrassed he didn't know what to say...

But netizens were happy.

"God riding a horse, Southern Bee!"

"Bees are originally sweet, so there's nothing wrong with them, otherwise how could they produce honey!"

"So, there is still a scientific basis for the spice used by the scumbag?"

"That's not right. I am a native of the south. After I went to Sichuan and Sichuan to eat hot pot, I sat on the toilet for a day. I feel that my chrysanthemum is not my own!"

"It's cool to eat spicy food for a while, and it's cool to finish the crematorium!"

"Cow! It's really a scumbag. I can even think of such a method. This is too smart~"

.........

While netizens were laughing, the lemongrass smoke finally floated slowly to the vicinity of the sugar maple tree, and the audience immediately widened their eyes to verify whether the bees could eat spicy food!

One second!

Two seconds!

Time is ticking slowly, and the citronella smoke is approaching the first lesson sugar maple tree.

On the sugar maple, bees huddled together for the honey.

Suddenly, strangely, a bee choked and sneezed twice and flew out of the swarm.

And his sneeze was like a starting gun, opening the prelude to the swarming swarm!

Then, another bee suffocated by the thick smoke coughed twice and hurriedly flew up.

And then the third one...

the fourth...

Then it got out of hand, and the densely packed swarm of bees on the tree flew up from the tree.

Even if the honey juice is delicious, they can't help the choking taste!

Then, in order to continue drinking honey, they resolutely flew to another sugar maple downwind, and began to scramble with those honey-drinking bees.

but............

Just waiting for them to fight and grab their place, the damn hot smoke came again!

The bees had no choice but to take a sip of honey before flying reluctantly to the sugar maple for the next lesson.

Then this time, three waves of bees grab a sugar maple tree and fight so hard that the buzzing knocks out the phone.

Even this time, before they decide who will win and who will go up and take a sip of honey juice, the damn spicy smoke is coming to their eyes again!

The bees were annoyed and wanted to rush up to take another sip of the honey juice, but before they could persist in the smoke for three seconds, they were forced to evacuate due to snot and tears.

As long as it is a little later, they are estimated to be killed there!

So the bees had no choice but to leave the three honey sap trees shrouded in smoke, and flew to the leeward where there was no smoke.

Then the swarm of bees was chased by the thick smoke, flew away a little bit, and flew to their homes.

Just wait for them to go back. . . . .

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