Detesting The System: Sundering Fate

"Fine! I'll pick my three wishes now." Surprisingly, after I went through that horrible experience, I developed a rather high threshold for pain as I no longer heaved in deep breaths after coming straight out of the flames.

"Splendid~ However, you need not pick your wishes now as all I require is your consent! If you hadn't resisted then perhaps I would have let you PICK your three wishes. But now I'm rather annoyed by your insubordination, so I'll just pick your little cheats for you. Oh did I say cheats? Whoops~"

"Cheats, Wishes… What does it even matter what you call it? You're setting me up to be a slave, so I can't imagine these details being important..."

"Che! I still don't know why you're so hateful! Ignorant fool! All I wanted was the Goldfinger that hid inside your soul. Think about the what I said… I NEED you to be a GOD so that I can PROCESS your soul and extract MY MOTHERF.U.C.K.I.N.G GOLDFINGER. I'm giving you the chance to start another life, a more fulfilling life, become a god, and all I ask in the end is for you to compensate me by reciprocating just a shred of the goodwill I shared with you. But no, now we have to do this the hard way."

The demon God snorted a loud "Hmph!" Before driving my body high up into the air. He raised his titanic hands and condensed a queer streak of static noise before tossing it at my body. As the static noise like aberration made contact with my body, I felt a pain even worse than that time the God had dipped my entire body in his Immortal Sin Flames. However, even if the pain was sharp and unforgettable, as someone who had resisted against all the attempts the god had conducted to get me to submit thus far, aside from a few coughs and a couple deep breaths, the pain did very little to break my spirit.

All whilst I fused with the streak of static noise, the demon God spoke, saying, "Here's your first cheat: Primal Resurrection. I have gone ahead and used up a streak of primordial chaos, straight from the dimensional core of a universe, to reconstruct your body and soul with the greatest possible natural talent. It shouldn't take long for you to naturally m.a.t.u.r.e into a godly powerhouse with just this, but the threads of karma connecting us have yet to solidify to the point where I'll be able to get what I want."

The demon God then condensed another streak of energy, the only difference between this streak and the one prior being their color. With startling pressure emanating even from hundreds of meters away, this new violet energy started to slowly pulse as it slowly drifted across space to enter my body. The demon god said, "Next, I'll give you… this! Here's a system for you that the others have yet to use. Hehehe… This boi-oh here will keep you in check and make sure you continue your path to ascension.

As for the last cheat… How about you start you off in Universe JKL 0309? You're getting a first class ticket to a cool anime world with tons of opportunities to quickly improve your strength! Hahaha… for a weeb like you, this should be a dream come true."

After the violet energy fused with my body which was still in the process of reconstruction, I cringed at being insulted as a "weeb." Even through the bloodcurdling pain, I managed to utter "Dumb-f.u.c.k God! I've never pretended to be Asian, never mind Japanese. If you're going to insult me at least look into the words you chose; f.u.c.k.i.n.g braindead idiot..."

With a squint in his eyes and a malicious smile painted on the demon God's face, he said, "Alright, Universe JKL 0309 it is. Unfortunately, your words have landed you a bad starting point. I'm recanting your initial conditions and starting you off as a beggar."

"F.u.c.k if I care." Anime world or not, I'd already learned to get by on my own terms on Earth. With all these "cheats," as dubbed by the shitty demon god, helping me along the way, it wouldn't take long to escape a start as a beggar.

"..." The demon God just looked back at me, probably feeling a sense of defeat after failing to get a mere mortal as myself to submit to him. He just kept staring at me with a face that changed expressions every couple seconds until the purple and static noise-like energy strands merged with my body.

In the silence that weighed around me as the fusion completed, I noticed that before the fusion, I really wasn't alive. I could tell because after I was given the silence to concentrate on the changes happening to my body, I could start to feel the creation of my new organs, bones, muscles, and skin. Whereas before, all I felt was a cool and neutral sensation, now I could feel blood coursing through my veins, I could hear the sounds of my heartbeat, and smell that sterile air within the red expanse.

When the last pieces of my body finished materializing, the demon god flashed me a knowing smile before chucking me into a rift through the void that he created after sinking his hands into the fabric of space. As my body flew into the rift, the last thing I could hear from the demon God was a muffled laugh and what I could only imagine was him saying, "Now be a good little slave and quickly grow up big and strong. Hahahaha…."

Before I lost consciousness from travelling through the void, I could hear a game-like notification ring within my mind. The contents of the notification left me utterly speechless…

[Congratulation! System Initiation Complete!

Welcome host, I'm your ^@&*!%#^$ System.

Entering Hyperdimensional Space, prepare to go unconscious...]

My last thought before going under was, 'Great, my f.u.c.k.i.n.g system's already gone rogue...'