Devil Fruit of the City

Taking advantage of this time, Tang Tianyou came to the area where the sixth class of the senior middle school was located. The first time he found the fat man, after all, it was so obvious that such a behemoth was squatting there.

At this moment, the fat man was sneakingly watching something there with a high-definition telescope, looking around, looking around, it was very mysterious.

However, looking at him with drooling appearance, Tang Tianyou knew that he was definitely not doing anything good.

With a "pop", Tang Tianyou patted the fat man's broad shoulder heavily and said with a smile: "Fat man, what are you doing sneakily?"

The fat man was startled, and looked back with a guilty conscience. After seeing that it was Tang Tianyou, he was relieved and said angrily: "I said, God bless you. Don't you always be so supernatural, okay? Fortunately, fat? Lord, I have a strong heart. If it were an ordinary person, I would be scared to death by you."

"Fatty, the old saying goes: Don't do bad things, don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door! What do you want to do when you come over with a telescope tonight?" Tang Tianyou smiled teasingly.

The fat man put the binoculars behind his back, and put on an awe-inspiring appearance: "Observing the astronomical weather is my hobby. Even if it is a New Year's Day party, don't want to disturb my pursuit of scientific truth."

"So what did you observe tonight?"

"Tonight to tomorrow is cloudy and sunny. The temperature is between 12 and 23°C. The probability of precipitation is 0%. If there is no accident, the weather tonight will be very sunny."

"Go to hell, isn't this a weather forecast?"

………

Just when Tang Tianyou and the fat man interrupted, a melodious opening song suddenly sounded, and the four hosts slowly walked out of the backstage, and this year's New Year's Day party officially began.

The four hosts are composed of two males and two females. The females are of course Li Shiyin and Tang Xiying. The two males are members of the student union. Their names are Zhu Xiaodong and Ma Kai. Although the two do not look very good, they are in Mandarin. It is extremely standard and has a great sense of humor, which often causes the audience to burst into laughter.

The combination of these two pairs of men and women complements each other. At first glance, everyone's feeling for this New Year's Day party is almost as good as that of the Spring Festival Gala.

Not surprisingly, at the beginning of the New Year’s party, the principal was invited to give a speech, and then the secretary, county head, deputy head of the county and other leaders were invited to give a speech one by one.

Fortunately, the leaders are very knowledgeable, knowing that they can't make a long story on this kind of occasion, otherwise the party that only lasts more than two hours is really not enough for them to splurge.

After ten minutes, the leaders' speeches finally ended.

Then the first performance began. The beauties of the school song and dance troupe first came out to perform a street dance. The beautiful white legs, the beautiful dancing posture, and the hot body caused the school wolf friends to howl and instantly became enthusiastic. The atmosphere of the whole party.

Especially the fat man, whose saliva was all over the floor, his eyes almost bulged out. Seeing his manner, he just wanted to get directly into the bottom of the beauties' skirts.

Next is a funny sketch brought by the third class of senior high school. Although the plot is very simple, the students are very careful, exaggerated and rich in body movements, and the appropriate funny language, which continues to arouse the audience for a while. There was a burst of laughter, and even the usually more serious school leaders all laughed crookedly, completely without the usual dignified image.

There are many wonderful shows, and happy times always pass quickly. In the blink of an eye, more than an hour passed. There are about three or four shows before Tang Tianyou’s turn to perform, so he has to go to the backstage to prepare in advance. , So as not to get in a hurry.

So Tang Tianyou got up from his seat, patted the fat man who was looking fascinated, and said, "Fat man, you can watch it by yourself. I have to go to the backstage to practice first, so as not to get busy."

Chen Yun with the tip of his ears heard what Tang Tianyou said for the first time, and he sneered in his heart. He had already learned from some reliable gossip that Tang Tianyou was a phony singing idiot. It is said that when he sang, it was called ghost crying god. Howling, flying sand and rocking, it is not an exaggeration to say that it can attract wolves.

Thinking of this, Chen Yun immediately jumped out and said pretentiously: "God, you have to cheer up on stage this time, and you must win honor for our class!"

However, Tang Tianyou really couldn't see that Chen Yun was telling an irony. Instead, he said happily: "Don't worry, I will definitely bring you a surprise this time."

Seeing Tang Tianyou's self-confident look, someone was very upset. Although he didn't dare to show it, he was cursing in his heart. Going to your uncle, he said that he would bring surprises? I think it was fright.

Don't think that the miracle of playing basketball the last time will happen again. Singing is not that easy. Don't think that you are a genius or can do everything all day long. Pooh, it's your uncle, and shameless!

God, please bless this **** Tang Tianyou who is acting ugly. It’s best to fall twice when on stage, and suddenly forget the words when singing on the way. If the curse is successful, I will give you two sticks of incense and kill the chicken next day. Return to God, Amitabha! Good! Good!

At this moment, the fat man finally recovered from the beauty. When he heard that Tang Tianyou was about to perform on stage, he took out a DVD recorder from his pocket like a trick~www.wuxiahere.com~ hee hee Smiled:

"You can go without worry, Fatty, I have been prepared for a long time. I must record your show this time. Oh my god, just think about your embarrassing scene, I feel excited, this What a precious memory!"

Tang Tianyou: "..."

Originally I wanted to say that the fat man should give him some encouragement, but he didn't expect that not only did he not get encouragement, but this kid actually fell into trouble, his uncle, what kind of world is this? Is there any human touch?

The surrounding students also showed a look at the theater. This is a scene that the audience loves to hear, because since Tang Tianyou's academic performance has improved by leaps and bounds, their lives have begun to be difficult.

The teachers in the third year of high school are now simply treating Tang Tianyou as a treasure, and they are always chatting in their ears how bad Tang Tianyou used to be, but after studying hard, how fast his grades have improved!

The most cheating thing is that I don’t know who is spreading it indiscriminately. Even their parents seem to know the figure of Tang Tianyou. Every day at home they always talk about how other people’s children were before and how they are now? You should learn from so and so and you shouldn't be so lazy all day.

These words almost made them vomit three liters of blood.

Your uncle, his grades are good, it's our shit! Someone being criticized is full of resentment.

After such an encounter, Tang Tianyou was on fire, completely on fire.

It has become a public enemy of Wenzhou Class 6 students!

Therefore, when monitor Li Shiyin proposed to vote for Tang Tianyou to perform on stage, they almost went crazy, your uncle, hehe, you are not unlucky this time, who is unlucky?

Tang Tianyou, if you are wronged, try your best to get embarrassed.

This is the deepest wish of the people of our sixth class!

As a result, Tang Tianyou took the people's "kind expectations" and walked to the stage step by step.