Diablo Destruction

I didn't expect that these three bastards would be so popular in Rogge's camp. After stepping out of the teleportation square, a large part of the adventurers refused to leave. They followed behind them, laughing and cursing all the way. The uninformed civilians thought it was the adventurers demonstrating collectively, and they were all so frightened that they hid far away.

It was not until they arrived at the door of Lal's house that these adventurers gradually dispersed. Seeing that home was in sight, the excitement on Lal's face became more and more obvious. Aunt Sari, who had already received the news, came out to greet them and looked at each other from a distance. A beautiful person, a loving wife, filial children, and a successful career. Isn’t that what you want most in life?

This slut strode forward to meet her. She was about to strike a few domineering poses to shock her husband, so that Sari could know how great her husband was. She was thinking of her running towards her with tears in her eyes, ecstatic. He fell into his arms, kissed her in public, and began to constantly repent of his harsh and domineering words and deeds in the past. He vowed to change his ways from now on and promised to be obedient and obedient. If you tell me to go west, I will never dare to go east.

His heart was extremely horny. Lal's brain felt as if it had been kicked by a seismic dragon. He showed a lewd and idiotic smile, almost drooling. His stupid look immediately startled the people next to us and backed away again and again. If you dare to get close to the radius of ten meters with the center of the circle, in Doug's words: everyone should be dazzled, stupidity is contagious.

Soon, Lal, who had finished filling in his mind, came back to his senses, wiped his mouth, closed his eyes and had a serious look on his face. At this moment, Aunt Sari opposite was also silent. The two people were facing each other from a distance, which was quite a confrontation between peerless masters. Xiao Ran was in awe at that moment. After a long time, Lal took a deep breath. Opening his eyes, he gave Aunt Sari a flash of Ouyang Feng's electric eye, and then his eyes were stern, showing compassion, and he slowly raised his right foot, left hand on his hip, right hand holding the "sword", and his head was impartial. Look up at 38.5 degrees.

Oh, everyone was excited. Could this posture, this expression, and this look be the classic pose of the dragon-slaying queen in the novel "The Golden Paladin of the Dragon Slayer: The Legend of Aisidlu (with Illustrated Edition)"?

Although Aysidelu's feet are on black dragon heads, Lal's feet are on dung haystacks, even though Aysidelu is wearing the glory of Akheni. Wearing the sparkle of the dragon on his shoulders, wearing the Crown of Harmony on his head, and holding the Needle of Ariok in his hand, Lal wore a blue chainmail full of holes, a canvas cape with holes and leaks, and a top like an iron pot. skull helmet. There was only a white sword in his hand, but it did not affect the demeanor and temperament he showed at the moment. The flawless posture almost completely overlapped with Ayisidelu's figure. The melancholy and vicissitudes of his eyes showed no joy of victory, just like the invincible loneliness shown after slaying the dragon on Ayside Road. At a glance, it was clear that he had to go through thousands of exercises to reach such a high level. The crowd watching this was He gave warm applause and said that if there are people on the Aisid Road underground, they will also send a follow-up emotional message.

A boundless evil spirit suddenly stopped the applause of the crowd in shock. Even Lal, who had fully assumed the role of dragon slaying, began to tremble with his calves stepping on the dung and haystacks. Auntie Sari stretched out her white index finger and gently pointed towards our dragon slaying warrior Lord Lal. With one hook, its power was comparable to Buddha's finger. Lal smiled, but it was just a charming smile, a flattering smile. The dragon-slaying warrior instantly turned into a little pug. Obediently followed Sari aunty into the house.

"Sister-in-law, what's wrong with your sister-in-law? I'm the head of the family. Do I have to report to her what I want to do?" After the door was closed, everyone looked at each other and couldn't help laughing. At this time, Doug pinched his nose and wondered Mo strangely imitated Laer's accent and said it, which was like a fuse, causing everyone to burst into laughter that had been suppressed in their stomachs.

"Roar!!! Doug, please remember...ah, my little sari, be gentle..." Lal's roar came from the room, and in the middle of the sentence, it turned into a cry for mercy.

"Haha..." Everyone's laughter resounded throughout Rogge. Poor Lal, I hope this embarrassing incident doesn't spread to Lu Gaoyin.

However, the choked scolding voice of Aunt Sari was faintly heard in the room, which made the remaining adventurers, especially those who had not yet married, feel a lot of emotions, and also brought a bit of ridicule. Envy, even the two old guys Doug and Geoff were muttering whether it would be better to find a companion. Having a wife to take care of him seemed not bad.

"Big brother~~"

Little Sarah, who is not growing up physically but is becoming more and more mature mentally, also leans sentimentally in my arms and stares at me closely with her crystal clear crimson eyes: "If big brother is as deceitful as dad in the future, Sarah I will also cry with worry.”

"How could it be? Besides that idiot Lal, who else in the world would have the heart to lie to our most beautiful and adorable little Sarah?" I held her little body in my arms and comforted her with caress and coaxing. After thinking for a while, he added eagerly.

"However, Sarah can't be as cruel to her elder brother like Sari's mother."

"Sarah will definitely be well-behaved and listen to big brother's words from now on." The little angel nodded obediently, responded with an innocent and serious expression, and gently caressed my face with her young fingers. Then he leaned over the pink little head and kissed it gently with his cherry lips.

Woohoo~~, you are so cute, I really love you, this little angel and little lolita. Come on, let’s go home to the shop now..., no, take a bath, oh, don’t get me wrong, I mean Little Sarah had just been hugged by the smelly Lal and needed to take a good bath. Whether it was a fleeting thought just now or the current explanation, there was absolutely no deeper meaning.

After watching me and Sarah lovingly leave with jealous looks on their faces, Doug and Geoff also yawned lazily. After fighting Andariel for a whole day, they were already exhausted. This time they got Just have a good sleep for three days and three nights.

"Brothers, please look forward to the exciting live commentary of the battle between the great barbarian warrior Doug and his two supporting cast members and Andariel in a few days. Brother, I'm going to catch up on some sleep first. Send it off." After saying that, he turned to everyone and left.

The other adventurers cheered in understanding - which adventurer doesn't have to take a long sleep after returning, let alone returning from the battle with Andariel. They also responded to Rogge's first braggadocio Doug's battle commentary. Looking forward to it. Even a few adventure teams who planned to go out during these two days decided to postpone the date for a few days.

In the next few days, old man Gill seemed to be still thinking about my few words, striving for an "epiphany". Even me taking Sarah away was just a small complaint. In the entire Rogge camp, except for the three Lal who had just returned, In addition, Sarah and I were the most conspicuous as we rode Xiaoxue around. The gossip of "Master Fan and his little wife" once again spread throughout the Rogge camp, under the guidance of "careful people". Sarah and I have become a pair recognized by the entire Rogge camp. No one will dare to harass Sarah now, unless he feels good about himself and thinks he has the strength to withstand my anger.

Other than that, Camp Rogge is exceptionally peaceful. Doug and Geoff sleep like dead pigs. I’ve seen them in the hotel several times. The concentrated light and fire ** that they learned in "Two Brothers Who Can Travel the World" failed to wake them up. Doug was still snoring when he saw his body on fire. For the first time, I couldn't help but admire him from the bottom of my heart. As for Lal, this poor guy stayed at home every day, racking his brains to comfort Aunt Sari, who was still angry. I sympathized with him.

The fourth day. When passing by the bar, I accidentally saw the bustling scene inside. Sarah playfully suggested to go inside and have a look. I guessed it was not a big deal, so I took her into the bar. I really miss it... No, I should say it's more sad. Every piece of wood here was paid for by me! !

Next to the door of the bar as you entered, there was a sign hanging high: "New" Rogge Bar.

"Brother, why are everyone silent?" The bar, which was noisy just now, became silent as if a mute magic had been cast upon me from the moment I stepped into the door. Some of the barbarians who were waving their body movements even stopped their movements in mid-air in an exaggerated manner, looking over here with their eyes wide open, and their mouths opened wide enough to swallow a cup. Seeing this strange scene, the cute little angel I couldn't help feeling a little nervous and scared, so I put my little head to my ear and whispered timidly.

"Well... I guess this is how everyone welcomes us." I was also quite puzzled. Damn it, why do everyone look so desperate? I haven't done anything harmful to God.

"Boss. Bring me a glass of ale and a glass of juice." After finding a quieter seat to sit down, I said hello. Although I didn't like drinking and wanted to order a juice, I had to behave in front of Sarah. Be more manly.

At this time, the atmosphere in the entire bar became even weirder. A few adventurers even stood up gently and looked like they were about to run away. When the waiter trembled and walked towards us carrying the plate, I seemed to feel the frightened gazes from almost the entire bar. I turned around alertly, only to find that everyone was sitting upright with a look like "I didn't look towards you, sir." Eh? No problem. Where did those looks come from just now? Is it my imagination?

The "smiling" waiter finally placed the ale and juice on the table. Hey, look at your stiff expression, are you new here? The quality of young people nowadays, I shook my head.

At the moment when the two cups were put down, the waiter had a flash of inspiration, which was comparable to the moment of enlightenment when an apple hit Newton's head. He was full of cleverness. He subconsciously reversed the positions of the ale and juice, and moved the ale to Go over to Sarah and move the juice in front of me.

Roar~~The waiter did a good job! ! I love you! ! !

For a moment, the adventurers behind me seemed to burst out with such an indescribable "soul" of meaning. I felt inexplicably annoyed. I turned around with my eyes wide open, only to find that the adventurers had resumed their conversation and laughter. , as if everything that just happened was an illusion. Could it be that I am too worried again?

I turned around in confusion, but I saw Sarah holding the ale glass tightly in her little hand, looking at me with a mixture of fear and hope.

"You can only drink a little bit." I said with a helpless smile. Most children who are exposed to alcohol for the first time will probably show this expression to adults. Only after drinking it can you know the bitterness. Humph, anyway, this ale wine is not strong. Gao, it should be okay to let her drink a little.

"So this is what the bar is like." The little angel looked around secretly, and was startled from time to time by the noisy adventurers. He lightly stuck out his pink tongue, like a kitten drinking water, and curiously licked the ale foam. After Tian Tian, ​​he immediately frowned, a blush appeared on his face, and his expression was extremely charming.

After staying in the bar for a while, I don’t know whether it was because of drinking or the air inside was too stuffy. Sarah’s pretty face was flushed, her eyes were a little blurry, her little head was shaking, and her smile was a little brighter. Dull and cute, I was about to take her away from here, but there was a sudden noise outside the bar, and then the door was opened, and a dark crowd followed a tall figure into the bar.

It turned out to be Doug, an old man. I took a quick look and saw that this was something strange. I had just used the "Focused Light Ignition **" to set most of his body on fire, but he didn't wake up. Why did he wake up now? Are you coming to life? But I guess he was also quite puzzled. He just had a "little" sleep, so why did his bed and all his clothes burn down? Even the beloved little braid at the back seems to be shorter.

The adventurers following Doug also walked in one after another, as if adding a lot of coal to the slightly hot stove, the entire bar was instantly ignited. The air seemed to rise dozens of degrees in an instant, and even the breath They all feel a little hot.

"Doug, come one, Doug, come one." Doug had just sat down, and several impatient barbarians couldn't help but roared. They took a sip of the ale brought by the waiter, and Doug glared at them. : "What's the rush?"

Then, he moistened his throat, pretended to cough a few times, and suddenly slapped the special table in the bar hard. Doug, the number one braggart in Rogge camp, his two supporting teammates and Andalil had to say. The story begins.