Diablo Destruction

After the little ghost slipped into the necklace, I patted my butt and stood up. At a glance, I saw a drunken man who was incompatible with this place, shaking his head like a drunken fist from the winding and deep cobblestone road outside the church. He staggered over.

What is this old drunkard doing here?

With doubts, I jumped down from the top of the church and just met the old drunkard.

"Hey, Mr. Wu." From a distance, the smell of alcohol from the old drunkard came out.

"I said, old drunkard, if you don't take care of your training camp and soldiers, what are you doing here?"

"Haha~~~, after decades of management, those guys have become self-aware, which saved me a lot of effort." Kasha laughed and took a leisurely sip of wine.

Maybe you are aware of your irresponsibility as a boss, maybe you are aware of your incompetence and lack of moral integrity, and you are beginning to learn how to spread your wings and fly on your own.

Holding back the rant, I took a breath and pretended to be a busy person.

"What do you want from me? You know I'm busy exercising, and I don't have time to come up with those weird ideas with you."

Kasha did not answer, but looked at me up and down with strange eyes for a while, and finally pointed at the fresh bite marks on my exposed hands, neck and face and laughed.

"What kind of training are you doing? Really, today's young people go to church to do that kind of thing to find excitement. Don't say I didn't advise you, just be in moderation."

I quickly looked at my hands, and sure enough, there were cute little tooth marks on the back of my hands and arms. Needless to say, my neck and face were definitely covered with the same marks.

omg. This hateful little ghost just bit me, and then grabbed the horse's feet. Now I can't wash it off even if I jump into the Yellow River.

Thinking angrily in my heart, I quickly mobilized my "internal strength" and practiced it for a week. The bright red tooth marks immediately disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and my skin became as white and flawless as warm jade since the muscle refining and marrow cleansing. Revealed again."

Kasha looked at it indifferently: "Although I don't know what you are fantasizing about, you do care about obscenity. Face it, tooth marks will not disappear so easily."

That's right, my whole body suddenly became weak and pale. Martial arts novels and so on are indeed impossible to achieve, so I can only use them for sex.

"Ahem, you don't care what I'm doing, you'd better tell me your purpose first. Tell me what you want from me." I coughed a few times and temporarily ignored the topic in a strong tone.

"Well, I just heard from Akara that you might be practicing here and just have time. Just come and take a look. Of course, I can't say it's okay..." Kasha muttered a few words to himself, then continued.

"You brought back a little kid in a white robe. He is covered with a scarf and has a very strange big white hat on his head. His personality is even more awkward than yours."

"Well, from what you said, it must be Maurice, what's wrong..., wait, what does the last sentence mean!!!"

Princess Sanwu’s character is indeed awkward. But what does "more awkward than me" mean? Don't compare Princess Sanwu's cosmic fortress level with my Paramecium level, you bastard, what's wrong with my personality? It would be at the level of a paramecium if it suffocates to death, so that's normal.

Words cannot describe my indignation at this moment. If there was a table in front of me, I would definitely lift it.

"Hmm~~, let's forget about this for now. In short, it's about...well. Call her Marissa. It's her problem." Kasha scratched his burgundy messy hair and said rather helplessly. .

"What. What's wrong with her?"

Eh? I always feel as if some important issue related to dignity has been overlooked. Is it my misunderstanding?

"She was caught by our soldiers, hahahaha~~~~"

"..."

"Ahahahaha~. (Gradually weakening)..."

"Hey sister, please explain to me what's going on." Is it another bloody scene where the lawless soldier teases the female protagonist and then the male protagonist shows off his power? Aren't you tired? Hoho~~

"Although I don't know what is going on in your mind, I think I should remind you that my soldiers are all good soldiers, and the fault is that little girl named Morissa." Kasha wiped the cold sweat on his forehead.

I originally wanted to rush over and teach those "lawless" soldiers a lesson, and then throw them to Farah for testing. I turned back and shook my eyebrows: "What's going on?"

"Ahem!!" The old drunkard took out a piece of inferior animal skin and opened it in a serious manner. Damn, I didn't expect that she could still read. Could it be that she was still a literary girl a hundred years ago?

"Well, about the nameless girl..., well, that's the arrest notice for Moissa. Well, let me see, it was because she seriously disrupted the soldiers in the execution of their mission..."

"Huh...?" I moved closer inexplicably, and Kasha and I looked at the words on it. After a while...

"..."

"..."

"Well, I understand. After the training is over, I will take her back and give her a good lesson." This is a little girl who deserves a beating. She really needs to suffer a little.

"Originally, we were supposed to just lock it up for ten and a half days, but the soldiers heard that it was the maid you brought, so they gave in." Kasha's expression at this time was also dumbfounded.

The writing on that animal skin is as follows.

"At xx time on x, month, x, xxxxx, the xx team belonging to the second brigade of the Rogge Guards was performing a mission five kilometers south of the Rogge camp, clearing out a threatening Level 3 Sinking Demon camp.

During the execution of the mission, a mysterious girl suddenly broke into the battlefield wearing a white robe, a veil, and a strange big hat. The girl's purpose was to study the living habits of the fallen demons and the ecological balance of the Rogge Grassland. Whether there is any connection, and 'on the influence of the grassland climate on the appearance, color, temperament and lofty ambitions of the Sinking Demon', as well as 'in-depth understanding of the Sinking Demon's outlook on life and values' seriously interfered with the thinking of the soldiers present. During the mission, the team leader xxx stepped forward to persuade her but failed and was frozen into ice. The deputy captain xxx made a decisive decision and captured the mysterious girl at the cost of four soldiers being refrigerated.

Also: After being arrested, this girl was extremely uncooperative. She said nothing, refused to take off her hijab, and tried to threaten the soldiers with her eyes. Because there were rumors that this mysterious girl was Lord Fan's maid, the matter was serious, so she was specially Let Captain Kasha decide. "

After reading the contents, if there are still people who don’t understand how speechless I am at this moment, it can only mean that, ahem, you are all loli-controllers and have no control, you bastards! ! !

"Ahem, um, I've caused trouble to everyone. I'm so sorry. Tell those soldiers that I will personally thank them another day." I know that my face must be very red now, and I also want to thank those soldiers. A few considerate soldiers. Wow, Roger's soldiers are all good soldiers, and I am the bad guy. Woohoo~~, so embarrassing.

"Be strong, the days are still long."

From the look on my face, the old drunkard must have thought of his two unfilial students. For the rare moment, he did not make fun of me, but patted me on the shoulder with a heartfelt look on his face as he discussed the regrets after life.

"By the way, you have been practicing mysteriously for more than a month. What's the result? Don't tell me that you haven't made any progress at all."

"Humph, you've got to the point of your question." I lowered my head, pushed the frame (imaginary), and laughed enigmatically.

"Oh? Judging from your appearance, you should have gained a lot. I also want to see how far the legendary soul magic can make a magic idiot progress. How about trying it?" Kasha suddenly narrowed his eyes. He closed his eyes and laughed maliciously.

"..."

"Okay, I'll just stand still and fight you. That'll be alright." Seeing my hesitation, Kasha added fuel to the fire and immediately set me on fire.

"Come here, come as promised, but you can't move at all!!"

Hoho, stand still? Do you think you, Ultraman, can use the criss-crossing invincible and fatal rays? Look at how I torture you. At this time, I am bursting with new and old hatreds. To put it simply, I am hot-headed.

"——Haha——!!" It looks like you are not dead this time.

The two people laughed evilly at the same time.

Taking a deep breath of cold air, I suddenly suppressed my laughter, took an exaggerated step back, and crossed my arms as if to make a big move.

"Look at my optimized and improved version of the invincible Hot Wheels style whirlpool flame attack... Huh...?" Just as he raised his head, before the legendary ultimate move was released, a black shadow came from far to near, hitting his forehead in the middle.

Three minutes later.

A "corpse" covered with densely packed numb arrows (with emphasis on the buttocks), lay quietly on the ground, motionless. Kasha, standing in place, turned the wooden bow in his hand gracefully, with a look on his face. The expression of satisfaction is like that of a strange uncle who successfully tricked a loli into going to bed and had some ooxx, and proudly looked at the crying loli while smoking a cigarette and saying, "I will be responsible."

I am a donkey, I am really a donkey. In a moment of fever, I forgot that this damn old drunkard’s occupation is Amazon. Standing still is also a large-caliber turret. I also want to rely on the long-range advantage to roast her half-cooked, and 78 The top-level Amazon is playing remote control, and I’m really worse than eDonkey.