Diablo Destruction

When I opened my eyes... I actually wanted to say it was already the next morning, but in fact, the dusk light was just faintly coming in from outside, illuminating the inside of the tent into a glow.

Watching quietly, seeing that the sun was about to set, I gave my sister a peck on her lips. Almost the moment I left, her sea-blue eyes, like gems, opened, like the sea in winter. , deep and cold, revealing a cheetah-like calmness.

However, in these powerful eyes, there is occasionally a look of confusion. My sister is drunk - ahem, actually I don't know if the situation in the morning can be described as drunk, because I didn't drink a drop at all. But it has the same effect as drinking it, so let’s call it that.

What I want to say is that after my sister sobered up, she would be vague about the details of her drunken days. For example, on God's birthday four years ago, it took a while for her to recall the scene after the Rogge bar was harmonized.

Having said that, should this be described as drunken sex? Leaves me slightly confused.

But this time she was probably not that drunk, and the confusion in her eyes only flashed across her eyes. My sister raised her head and gave me a charming smile, rubbing her smooth face against her chest a few times.

"It's incredible. In my brother's arms, I slept so peacefully. I didn't even notice when my brother woke up."

"Really? If my sister says this, I will be proud."

I smiled and hugged my sister tightly, and I understood the exclamation in my sister's tone very well. To her, this kind of thing was like a monster hunter with decades of hunting experience who could hunt down the powerful crested lizard beast. Being bitten by a tiny Styrian was so shocking.

After being gentle for a while, we got up one after another. Although I didn't mind sleeping like this until tomorrow, or even the day after tomorrow, I never forgot the ambitious goal of eating and waiting to die.

After getting dressed, my sister and I walked out of the tent together. Looking at the sunset setting quickly from the horizon, I suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, sister, why don't you come home with me for dinner? I'm not boasting, but Vilas's craftsmanship is one of the best in the entire Rogge camp."

Indeed, except for Aunt Lisa, I have never seen anyone who can compare with Vilas. Although Princess Sanwu and Linya are also good at it, they are still slightly inferior to Vilas.

As for Sarah, to be honest, I have never eaten her cooking. I always see her helping Aunt Lisa and Vilas in the kitchen, but as she can assist these two top masters, her skills must not be bad. Where to go.

As for the last little ghost, after getting along with her for a long time, I have completely understood that her skills, in addition to the two sacred foods of ordinary adventurers - barbecue and stew, can also cook white porridge and light noodles. In short, You can't let her touch the seasonings, otherwise you will eat weird things like green peppers fried with white sugar. Really, isn't there a housework training course in the Saint Candidates?

Sister Sharna thought for a while and smiled: "Indeed, that girl named Vilas is the most qualified wife I have ever seen, and her craftsmanship is also very good."

"However, I still won't go. I can't adapt to that atmosphere." As she said this, there was a little regret in her eyes.

"It's such a pity."

I sighed even more regretfully. I have always wanted to see a family sitting and having a meal together happily, but this is also my sister’s character. The battlefield rose is also a lonely rose, the kind of lively and lively one. The atmosphere didn't suit her.

"Then what are your plans now?" I continued to ask, walking side by side with my sister.

"Well, I plan to go to the training ground and stretch my muscles. The semi-finals will be in two days, so brother, you can't relax." Sister Sharna nodded, put on her sister's posture, and said to me seriously .

Training ground? It is indeed a very sister-like answer.

"Well, what if the opponent is my sister?" She said this, and I immediately thought of this possibility and couldn't help but sigh. It was still unavoidable.

"Really? Let's talk about it then."

Seeing my embarrassment, my sister smiled mysteriously for some reason, as if she was very happy. Her smile was a little bright, which made the dimmed sunset speed up and set.

Just when I was about to ask, an uninvited guest came over.

"Hey, you two, should I call you two siblings now, or a couple?"

The old drunkard came over evasively with a flask in hand, looking a little panicked. He looked around as if he was avoiding someone's pursuit. When he saw the two of us, he immediately greeted us with a playful expression.

"No matter what you say, envy is useless."

Although I don’t know how the old drunkard knows, but if the target is her, I won’t feel ashamed at all.

"Brother, you can't say that."

The sister on the side suddenly opened her mouth, gently lifting the golden hair on her right temple, with a arrogant and cold smile on her lips, showing nobility and beauty.

"Seeing us like this, this poor old woman can more and more realize the fact that she is old and losing sex."

"..."

What a rant, this is probably the most devastating sentence I've heard this year.

"You...you stinky girl, don't let me be so proud of you, don't look at the coquettish and exposed appearance of yourself now." Sure enough, the old drunkard instantly became angry, gnashing his teeth, having blue veins on his head, and almost lost the drink in his hand. The wine bottle was broken.

"Really? Then I'm really sorry. No man wants you, so you will never be able to show such an expression." My sister crossed her arms and looked down at the old drunkard with a high attitude of a winner.

"Hmph, I'm not like a little girl like you who just finds a stupid boy to live his life. My requirements are very high."

Well, I'm talking about old drunkard, the person involved is here, the stupid boy you call is here, aren't you afraid of causing public outrage and being beaten?

This guy obviously knows where Sister Sharna's weakness is, that is, protecting her shortcomings and not wanting others to say bad things about me. Sure enough, after hearing what she said, before I had time to say anything, my sister had already raised her eyebrows with a cold gaze. Staring at the old drunkard closely, with a whoosh, the spear in his hand shot out of the air.

"I was planning to go to the training ground to stretch my muscles, but I didn't expect the person who wanted to die came."

"Really? That's a coincidence. I'm also very angry right now and I'm just looking for someone to vent my anger to." The old drunkard also clenched his fists and made a clattering sound.

"Hmph, you're old, don't blame me for being too weak." Sharna waved her spear and pointed it at Kasha. The cold metal tip of the spear seemed to have a pair of violent eyes, and its momentum locked the opponent. Lock it firmly.

"Even if I duck my waist, it's easy to take down a little girl like you who hasn't been weaned yet."

Saying this, the mother and daughter, who were enemies of each other on a narrow road, didn't care about me standing beside them. They fought and rushed towards a remote open space.

"..."

I really can't complain at all.

When I got home, I happened to see a bored and frustrated expression floating around outside the door, as if it was an abandoned puppy that had just been kicked out by its owner and was still wandering around the door.

From time to time, he looked into the distance, and he saw me from a long way away. That dreamy and beautiful face suddenly withered and bloomed. With a whoosh, it flew straight towards me with the force of a human cannon.

To be honest, being so dependent and attached to a beauty and saint like Little Ghost, as a normal man, it would be a lie to say that I am not happy, but the current situation really makes me unhappy and in a dilemma.

To flash or not to flash?

If you don't dodge, you may lose blood if you are hit directly.

But if I dodge, the little guy will definitely pass me pitifully straight, blowing a strong wind, until he hits the dense forest hundreds of meters behind me, breaking several innocent big trees. will stop.

The most important thing is that if I do this, I will face the resentment and revenge of this saintly lady who is really not very big all night. Maybe when I wake up early tomorrow morning, I will find "a strange thing" hanging on my head. "ornaments", blood trickling down from his forehead.

It's not impossible.

Finally, I wiped away my sad tears and opened my hands to face the little guy who was rushing towards me with a whistling sound like a cannon head.

"Pfft--" It hit the chest directly, flew more than ten meters away, and fell directly to the ground.

Team...Captain, I can't do it anymore.

Brother, hold on, nothing will happen to you. Someone is here! ! Give me electroshock therapy, you idiot! ! It's not the electric shock to the heart, but to the temples on both sides. Are you a doctor or a veterinarian? ! !

Just when I was in a daze and some strange conversations were ringing in my mind, a sweet voice with a beautiful rhythm gradually brought me back to reality.

"Xiao~~Fan~~"

Opening my eyes, the little ghost was lying on me, with a hint of mischief in his silver eyes. A white and cold little hand pinched my nose, and the other hand covered my mouth, as if intending to Let's see how long I can hold it in.

Maybe it was because of this that I became confused and fell into a certain environment.

"Little guy, can we discuss it? Don't use this trick to rush towards me in the future. If you are an ordinary person, it will really kill you." I grabbed her two little hands, held them in my arms, and looked at them with tears in my eyes. she.

"Don't worry, I will only do this to Xiaofan. Xiaofan is a special existence to me."

The little ghost's dreamlike silver eyes were filled with gentle waves, and then he spoke in a sweet and soft tone, just like a newlywed wife acting coquettishly like her husband.

"..."

Even if you say it to me in this way that makes a man happy, I won't feel at ease.

Seeing that I was not fooled and could not get through, the little ghost suddenly revealed his true colors, the tenderness in his eyes disappeared, and turned into a little tiger with teeth and claws: "Humph, Xiaofan, who told you to leave me alone, and leave for a day?" .”

It turns out that this cannon-like swoop is an act of revenge. It's good. I'll have a reason to get out of the way next time.

While I was thinking this, the little ghost lay on it, suddenly trembled its round and cute little nose, and sniffed around my body.

"Are you a puppy?" I pinched her soft cheeks on both sides and gently pulled them on both sides, saying dumbfounded.

"Woo~~ means...means Ou Xi is so tired (because I smell other people's scent)." The little ghost wailed and said vaguely, shook his head and shook my hand away, and then Staring at me closely.

Is this guy really a dog?

"It smells like Sharna, you've been with her all day."

bingo, absolutely correct.

"Yes, I went to visit my sister today."

Because when we were in Lugaoyin, my sister and I often slept together, and the little ghost knew this, so I didn't feel guilty.

"Woo~~"

I don’t know why, our saintly lady is not afraid of anything, but she has some inexplicable resistance to Sister Sharna. After hearing what I said, she screamed again, but she did not continue to ask.

"Speaking of which, is that how you smell it? Is this a puppy's nose? Let me see." I hugged the little ghost lying on me, opened my mouth, and went to her cute little girl. The little nose bit it.

Not to be outdone, the little ghost moved her face slightly to avoid my mouth, opened her claws and showed her sharp teeth, and bit my nose.

It was no joke if I was bitten by this little guy. I quickly got out of the way and counterattacked again.

So, we just lay on the grass, biting each other like two naughty puppies, biting and biting. I don’t know whether it was accidental or something, but our two mouths unknowingly touched each other, and we were forgetful. They kissed each other so much that they didn't notice the approaching footsteps.

"Um... I'm sorry to bother you, but if you don't eat dinner, it's going to be cold."

At some point, Vilas was already standing not far away. Even in the dim light of the evening, you could clearly see the shy blush on her pretty face. She looked at the two of us with confused eyes, wondering if it was... My misunderstanding, there is occasionally a hint of envy in my eyes.