Divine Manager Of Twice!

"Eh? Did I just said that out loud?"

I was pretty sure that I said those lines unconsciously, but these thugs have turned there heads towards my direction, this situation had taken a turn for worst. Well, As I am a deity I am pretty sure I could handle this, I just hope that the other half of my diving powers that remained includes the Immortality part... or else I'm pretty much screwed...

Sigh... Okay, JY Park, you're definitely gonna owe me one...

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The 9 people approach my direction... and all of them had guns... What the crap is all this?

Seriously though, at first, I was just thinking these were a group of lunatic fans that were trying to extort JY Park into releasing a faster comeback, or just some stupid group of people that are trying to get free tickets or something... But... Guns... Seriously?

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I legit can't feel my legs, ah... damn, never felt fear before because I know for damn sure I would never die, but now? Not really sure...

"What are we gonna do boss? He has seen all this already..."

"I guess there is no point in sparing this kids life then huh..."

Kid? Do I look that young to you? Well anyway...

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A shit ton of bullets rained down on me as I shut my eyes tight... I was afraid, but I'll never be tortured in damnation anyway, hmmm... I wonder what happens when gods do die...

While I was stupidly wondering about all that nonsense, I could feel ticklish things touching my skin, all throughout my body. This made me giggle a bit as I tried scratching this funny feeling off... It took quite a while to realize those are the bullets that landed on me... feels like ant bites...

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"Eh? Are you done?"

Oh yeah, I definitely did not say that with M'baku's accent though... Missed the opportunity, but hey, that was a really tight situation you know, I just couldn't simply joke around all the time. I was even lucky that I still have Immortality in me. Where is that handy status page on RPG novels that I have been secretly reading at when you need one? Sheesh...

Well, I could just manually test out the stuff that I have left... But I wonder what was taken together with half of my wings... Immortality is really a big part of a deities ability... which mean I lost a lot of other stuff... Oh well, I'm gonna find it out sooner or later I guess, Now let's take care of these hooligans.

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'Eh? Are they legit running away? But... I was just about to do the heroic stuff...'

The door was then shut tight the moment I opened my eyes... I could hear someone even screaming in terror while running... It was hilarious, glad I couldn't see there faces.

And besides, I was actually delighted that I have no need for killing any of these foolish people... Divine retribution from the Almighty One might not fall upon on me from killing those that have gone astray in the path, but I don't feel too good in committing murder myself, I'm too much of the gentle nature.

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'Ow, it seems that JYP didn't see any of that... Why is he closing his eyes though? It's not like a 9 versus 1 was too bloody of a scene.'

"Sir, Are you okay?" Ah, that was too casual of a line, huh, well... let's still go with that.

"You... you're still alive? How... And where are those lunatic fans?!?" Of course, he said that in Korean but I can clearly understand because duh? god and all that?... but

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'Eh? those were really just crazy fans?' what the... I was too dumbfounded, people are really into these things huh... Well, I couldn't blame them, as I am a bit of a fanatic too...

Maybe I could just hold on to my sanity a bit more because I am a god? hmm...

Well, I guess saving JYP's a.s.s would get me to their good side...