Facts have proved that the holiday really makes people's bones lazy, and it took a few days for Yao Sen to live a day when his parents who were paralyzed at home all the time-fortunately Miao Miao still does not abandon his master.

Wang Yuxi was quiet in WeChat group for a few days, it is estimated that he really went to his uncle's grandma's house in the countryside. When one morning, Yao Sen opened WeChat group, it was found that Wang Yuxi had already swiped the screen by himself.

Wang Yuxi: OMG I finally entered the city! !

Wang Yuxi: Was the pig in the countryside so flexible? ! The pigs chased me as soon as I went out! !

Wang Yuxi: Scared me! ! !

Wang Yuxi: Does anyone listen to me complain? ! !

Bai Yue: You, a big man, are still afraid of pigs, don't tell people that you know me

Yao Sen watched this silently as Wang Yuxi and Bai Yue brushed 99+ messages, and then quit to land on Weibo. As soon as he took a holiday on Weibo, he basically did not send a little bit of dynamics like the zombie, and fans were urging him to post or broadcast.

As soon as he saw the word live broadcast, Yao Sen’s first reaction was not that he should broadcast live, but remembered that today is the day of Shao Han’s live broadcast every week. He made up his mind within 0.5 seconds and wanted to be on the trumpet tonight. Shao Han's fans felt their presence in front of them.

Shao Han really sent a live broadcast notice on Weibo. Before the live broadcast started in the evening, everyone in the WeChat group of Titans was on the water. The topic revolved around how fierce the rural goose proposed by Wang Yuxi was.

Wang Yuxi: I tell you, like a weak chicken like Laobai, ten geese can be beaten in the countryside

Bai Yue: Goose bullying you must be because you are too short

Yao Sen coldly interrupted the discussion about the goose: I will use the trumpet and Shao Han to broadcast live for a while, remember to watch

Wang Yuxi: ...

Bai Yue: [OK]

Song Mingzhe: Good boss

Zhou Ziyu: Yeah

Yao Sen: Then you continue to talk about geese

In the evening, Yao Sen pinched Shao Han's foot on the spot broadcast by Shao Han, relying on Shao Han that his boyfriend would not reject himself in front of millions of viewers, and sent him a message directly.

Five elements lack wood: Brother Shao, how about taking me today?

In the live broadcast, Shao Han stared at Yao Sen's trumpet, and his look looked slightly complicated and helpless. If you look closely, you will find a trace of embarrassment and shame.

Shao Han wore a white cotton home t-shirt, the neck exposed at the round neckline was simply white, and Yusen felt a little itchy in his heart.

Shao Han didn't agree yet. Some of the audience watching the live broadcast recognized this very rookie's five-element lacking wood brother, and a large number of new fans were all confused and asking who was coming.

"Why is this big brother who lacks wood"

"I deeply doubt that this brother pinched a bit"

"Don't ask Brother Shao to take it after playing this dish... Brother Shao, let's just ignore him."

"Five elements lack wood is to think of fire"

"Don’t rub against our little left if you want to!!!"

"Don't you think too much... Brother Shao said that Wuxing Qiu is his friend?"

"Although I knew it was Brother Shao's friend, I would be very disgusted. I feel that the lack of wood in the five elements is intentional."

"No, Brother Shao, don’t you want to play with anyone who wants to play with you? What are you forcing?"

"Yao Sen you are good at acting?" Wang Yuxi's voice came from the group voice of Titans. "Why haven't you been killed by Brother Shao?"

Bai Yue sighed: "Wow... The fans are so powerful, one by one, like the mother-in-law of the cubs."

Yao Sen confirmed that the microphone connected to his computer had been turned off, and said, "Relax, I won't lose it."

With that, Yao Sen abandoned his face.

Five elements are lacking in wood: Brother Shao’s fans and friends are more concerned about it. I am weaker and need Brother Shao’s protection

Everyone in the group saw this sentence silently for a while, and Wang Yuxi spoke for a long time: "Yao Sen, the winter, lend you your skin to keep me warm?"

Yao Sen: "Reject, I am weak."

Wang Yuxi: "If you are weak, then I will have no power."

Bai Yue: "If you don't, you don't have it."

Song Mingzhe: "Boss, just be happy!"

Zhou Ziyu: "..."

Wang Yuxi: "Then our team changed its name to the beautiful man who can't help the wind!"

Bai Yue: "Do you bear the title of beautiful man?"

Wang Yuxi: "Then changed its name to a beautiful man who is weak and can't help the wind, and four strong men who have no help."

Shao Han's expression was almost out of control. He squeezed the microphone and forced himself to recover from the constantly cheeky level of the strongest boyfriend in Asia. It took a long time to squeeze a word: "Okay."

".........?"

"Five elements lack wood brothers, can we not give it this way"

"hahahahahahahahahahaha?"

"I'm a bit unbearable..."

"Did you see Shao brother's expression management almost out of control? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"Generally speaking, my own people are very good"

"I began to doubt the authenticity of the five elements of the lack of wood brother chicken..."

"Yes, it’s the same nature as Xueba said he wouldn’t know at all."

"He said this means he knows Brother Shao is on the air, this is not to deliberately brush the sense of existence"

"Mr. Mu, you say something, it takes too much time to type"

The five elements are lacking in wood: I can’t do it, my voice is not as good as your brother Shao’s, and it’s not spicy for everyone’s ears.

After the game started, Yosen pressed the hit rate below a shameful 20%. The only role was to help Shao Han to pretend to use things that would affect his speed.

It’s not the first time to accompany Yao Sen as an actor. This time Shao Han was much calmer, but he still couldn’t help wondering. It’s difficult for a strong habit to hide the usual conditioned reflexes, Yao Sen is How to make a roast chicken without flaws?

Wang Yuxi: "The trough just now, Brother Shao, is hiding!"

Bai Yue: "People are left-handed and hide fast on the left."

Song Mingzhe: "The boss is acting really like me, I want to go up to help the boss."

Wang Yuxi: "You are a talent."

Yao Sen was distracted while playing the game and listened to the voices in the group, just to divert his attention, lest he accidentally raise the hit rate. But at the same time, the opponents noticed that he was weaker than Shao Han, and concentrated his firepower to hit him first. Yao Sen had to be careful not to let himself be killed.

In summary, it is really a technical job

He was playing vigorously, and suddenly heard the sound of a kick of flexible short legs running on the wooden floor behind him. Yao Sen looked back and found that Miao Miao's little white dumpling didn't know when he ran in. He was squatting beside the bed, wagging his tail and looking at the owner. He cried cheerfully and eagerly.

Yao Sen: "What's wrong?"

Miao Miao looked at the owner with her head tilted, her white and fluffy hair shook with her ears wagging, she screamed twice, and she ran two steps forward, her tail shaking happily.

Wang Yuxi: "What?"

Yao Sen: "My dog ​​son ran in, maybe it was hungry, let me go and see."

It was just now that Shao Han and the two of them were ambushing in the bunker to prepare for the opportunistic action. There was no big move. Yao Sen took off the headset and placed it on the table, got up and walked towards Miaomiao, did not notice that the headset knocked the microphone switch on the table accidentally, the player's voice speaker logo flashed in the game.

Yao Senjiu touched Miaomiao's head: "What's wrong? Hungry?"

He picked Miaomiao, walked to the door, put it on the stairs, and said, "Let your grandma go and she will feed you delicious food."

Yao Sen turned into the house, returned to the table, put on the headphones again, and continued to ambush the enemy with Shao Han. It didn't take long for Miaomiao to run in again, this time directly to Yao Sen's feet, picking up his trousers and jumping up and down.

Yao Sen: "Dare you want me to play with you? Miaomiao, wait until my dad finishes this round and play with you, ah."

As soon as the voice fell, Yao Sen was stunned. How did he feel as if he heard his own echo?

There was silence in the WeChat group for a long while, Wang Yuxi said quietly: "...brother, your vest is broken into scum."

Bai Yue: "Yao Sen, did you accidentally press the microphone switch?"

Song Mingzhe's voice sounded a bit shameful: "Boss, the scene is a bit overwhelming."

Suddenly stunned, he subconsciously raised his hand and touched the microphone switch on his earphone. He suddenly found that the switch didn't know when it had been pushed. He turned his head to look at the tablet on the side table. At this moment, Shao Han's face had been overwhelmed by the overwhelming barrage.

Yao Sen was silent for a long time, and finally sighed lightly.

"??????

"???????????????????????"

"!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Lying trough?! Just now this voice?!?!?!"

"..................... Mori?"

"Is Senge...?"

"Old fan confirmed that it is Mori God"

"Lying trough!!!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

"Wait now what????"

"The lack of wood in the five elements is the real hammer of the Senshen trumpet"

"Seng Ge dropped the horse too suddenly"

"Finished, I am..."

"I just said that the five elements are lacking in wood...I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I knelt down for you."

"Who is Senge talking to? The tone is so cute."

"What did Senge just say? What dad?"

"Senco your conscience?????"

"Reversal"

"So what does it mean that Mori God pretends to be a chicken to have Brother Shao bring it??"

"The lack of wood in the five elements is the Senge trumpet...it actually makes sense"

"Brother Shao vividly interpreted what is called an awkward and polite smile"

The popularity of the live broadcast room has skyrocketed. If you quit and watch now, you will find that the live broadcast platform has very effectively changed the promotion of Shao Han's live broadcast to "The **** of the rookie?! Is it the destruction of humanity or the loss of morality?" Watch Captain Titans accidentally drop!", hanging on the website homepage.

"Yao Sen..." Shao Han finally opened his mouth, and the corner of his mouth seemed to endure the desire to rise a little, the voice with a bit of a heart-warming smile, "Do you want to say hello?"

Yao Sen cleared his throat and quit the WeChat voice group chat where Wang Yuxi's heartbroken laughter came out. He said, "Good evening, I'm short of Wu Xing. You can call me Yao Sen."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh I cried ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let than

"Sen brother, I didn’t mean to hurt you just now, purely because your acting is too good."

"Senge, are you really Senge?"

"So Brother Shao knew from the beginning to the end that it was Senge Trumpet?"

"Senge has some confidence to say that his voice is unpleasant!!! Angry!!!!"

"In the beginning, when Wuxing Quemu said that I was weak, I vaguely felt wrong... My tears fell when I knew the truth."

"Mori God, you are really the weakest Mori God in history"

"Now it's still in the game, everyone don't get excited first." Yao Sen moved from the bunker to snare two enemies, "Since the rooster can't be a good one, I should go back to the great god, Shao Han, two people at three o'clock. "

Shao Han endured a smile and gently agreed.

Yao Sen picked up the burden of his great **** and the game was surprisingly fast. While thinking in his mind whether Shao Han's fans would think he was too good, he considered whether he should build a new trumpet. .

Yao Sen walked forward against the root of the wall, and was suddenly forced back by a few bullets coming from behind. He quickly turned back behind the wall, glanced at the hole in the wall, then looked back at the distance, subconsciously opened his mouth and said: "Wait, treasure..."

Yao Sen exhausted the reflexes he had developed through playing games for so many years, and swallowed the word "Bei" immediately, and reluctantly changed his mouth: "...protect yourself, Shao Han."

"Sen brother, why are you so spoiled?"

"Protect yourself, Xiao Zuo!!!"

"Finished, I can't take off the filter of Senzuo now."

"Seng Ge almost got his first reaction when he was shot. It was to let Brother Shao protect himself.

Yao Sen feels very suffocated, thinking that it is trouble to start live broadcasting, and he can't call baby anytime he wants.

After the end of a game, Yosemori breathed out on the chair and decided to start with a strong one before accepting the fan bombing. He said: "Everyone don't care about my trumpet, just be happy, you guys Brother Shao is really good. In addition, I didn’t intentionally drop the horse. I accidentally turned on the microphone, otherwise I would enjoy the feeling of being brought by Brother Shao for a while."

"Senge don't explain, you can't hide the fact that you are a showman"

"Brother Shao actually so indulged Senge's drama, it made people cry."

"People with poor skills before spraying will jump off the building"

"Shenshen, I thought you were just an e-sports champion. I didn’t expect you to be an actor."

"Senco Senge, who were you talking to before?"

"My dog." Yao Sen smiled, "I will introduce it to everyone someday."

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