Don’t Be a Secretary For a Genius

    Jing You clasped his knees with his fingers, and a layer of sweat oozes from his palms. Fortunately, the pants are dark and no sweat can be seen.

    She didn't wait for Jiang Shengyan to answer, and then said: "I have grown up, I don't need Secretary Jiang's care, just leave if you want, you will lose the opportunity to work with me—"

    “—I will sort out the work materials at hand and hand them over to Secretary Qi as soon as possible.”

    Jiang Shengyan interrupted Jing You's words, got up and left without looking at her.

    Jing You was stunned, like an ice sculpture, exuding cold air all over her body.

    After a cup of tea, Jing You bounced off the sofa.

    She walked out of the office, came to Secretary Qi's station, and hooked her finger to him to signal him to follow her.

    Jing You came to an vacant conference room, pulled out a chair and sat upright.

    Secretary Qi said with a happy smile, "Will Mr. Jing give me a salary increase or a bonus?"

    Jing You: "Secretary Qi, please don't make eye contact and verbal communication with Secretary Jiang for the next month, no, six months, and hide when you see her." The same, with a serious look and a low voice.

    Secretary Qi made an "OK" gesture and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Jing, I won't let Secretary Jiang know that I have sent more money."

    Jing You: "When did I say I would send you money?"

    "Isn't it?" Secretary Qi sighed dejectedly.

    Jing You thought about it and said, "As long as you complete the task well, I can give you double the year-end bonus."

    Secretary Qi got up and stood at attention, and said loudly: "I am willing to go up the knife mountain and go down the oil pan for Mr. Jing!"

    Jing You nodded with satisfaction and said, "The glorious task of preventing Secretary Jiang's resignation will be handed over to you."

    Secretary Qi said: "Didn't you just tell me not to make eye contact with her?"

    Jing You: "If Secretary Jiang resigns, her job can only be carried by you."

    Secretary Qi's smile and confidence gradually disappeared, and he said quietly: "Mr. Jing, you cheat me."

    "What did Secretary Qi say?"

    Jing You touched his chin and thought. It seems to be trying to torture people.

    Secretary Qi immediately put on a smile, "This little thing can't trouble me!"

    "I feel most at ease with Secretary Qi."

    Jing You gave Secretary Qi a look of encouragement and affirmation, stood up and walked out.

    Secretary Qi took out his phone and sent a message—

    [Daughter-in-law, although I won't be able to go home for a while, but I love you. ]

    [Baby sweetheart: bring some carrots when you come back. ]

    Secretary Qi frowned and muttered, "Eating carrots again, what about the rabbits?"

    A backhand reply:

    [Okay, alright~]

    Jiang Shengyan closed his eyes and rubbed his eyes lightly with his fingertips.

    She hasn't slept well in the past two days and is a little tired.

    Jiang Shengyan's head was lowered, and the weight was on his hands. Consciousness gradually fades.

    Jiang Shengyan didn't pay attention, his head slipped from his hand, and he was about to hit the table.

    In a second.

    Jing You held Jiang Shengyan's face with both hands, successfully preventing a tragedy.

    Jiang Shengyan woke up, stood up, folded his hands, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm remiss."

    Jing You pursed her lips, "Secretary Jiang went to the lounge to sleep."

    "I'm not sleepy now." Jiang Sheng said.

    Jing You couldn't help but push Jiang Shengyan into his lounge.

    "You can get a good night's sleep now to work overtime."

    Jiang Shengyan showed a faint smile, "I don't want to work overtime tonight."

    Jing You took out an eye mask from the bedside cabinet, put it directly on Jiang Shengyan's face, put her hand on her shoulder and pushed it gently.

    Jiang Shengyan couldn't see his eyes, so he fell back suddenly, instinctively grabbed forward, and grabbed Jingyou's collar.

    The two fell together.

    Jingyou's face sank into the soft mattress.

    Jiang Shengyan felt the heartbeat belonging to another person, and his whole body froze, not moving.

    One hand still clenched Jingyou's neckline, and the other hand clenched into a fist, restraining the desire to hold the person tightly in his arms.

    Jing You held his breath and did not dare to move.

    She seems to be pressing her sister...

    One minute, short and long.

    Jiang Shengyan said hoarsely, "How long are you going to lie down?"

    Jing You raised his head and took a few breaths of fresh air.

    Jiang Shengyan was stimulated by the sound of inhalation, and turned over Jing You's waist, and the two switched positions.

    My beloved baby is close at hand.

    Jiang Shengyan wanted to lose her so-called reason and swallow her.

    Jing You held his breath again, a drop of sweat oozing from his forehead.

    Jiang Shengyan closed his eyes and said in Jingyou's ear, "It's only fair if you hit me and I'll give you back."

    Jiang Shengyan put his palm on the bed and got up.

    "I still have a lot of work to do. I'll be busy first."

    The door to the lounge was closed.

    Jing You's breathing became rapid, and the corners of his eyes flushed crimson.

     Looking at the ceiling, she didn't get up for a long time.

    "Doctor, don't move, I'll be fine soon."

    "You said it several times, is it good or not?"

    "Here I am."

    "No no no! I'm not ready!"

    "What have you got ready?"

    "You want to crush me, don't I need to prepare for such a big thing?!"

    In the laboratory, Lu Xian was lying on the dissection table, and Jing You stood at Lu Xian's feet.

    An hour ago, Lu Xian was mercilessly invited by Jingyou "Xiaoxiao".

    Jing You felt something unusual in her body and wanted Lu Xian to help her find the answer.

    An hour has passed now with no progress.

    Lu Xian took a deep breath with a heroic expression on his face.

    "I'm fine, hurry up!"

    Jing You stretched out his trembling hands and supported them on both sides of Lu Xian's ankles. Before he could climb up to the stage, he took a few steps back in horror.

    "It's horrible, I can't do it!"

    Lu Xian jumped down from the dissecting table and waved his hand, "You lie down and I'll come! What a big deal to delay me for so long!"

    Jing You recalled the scene in the lounge and agreed, "That's fine too."

    Jing You climbed to the dissection table to lie down, and Lu Xian stood at the position where Jing You had just been.

    "I'm here!" Lu Xian said.

    Jing You covered his eyes and said in a trembling voice, "Hurry up!"

    Lu Xian slapped the dissection table with both palms, quite imposing.

    One second later.

    "No, no, I can't do it!" Lu Xian clasped his arms and shook, "This is too perverted."

    Jing You immediately jumped down and breathed a sigh of relief as if he was reborn.

    Lu Xian took off his white coat and spread it on the ground.

    "Please take a seat." She said solemnly, "I believe you can solve your problem with solid theoretical knowledge."

    Jing You glanced at the white coat on the ground in disgust.

    Lu Xian raised his arm, "Go out if you don't want to sit."

    Jing You closed his eyes and sat down, with tens of thousands of ants crawling around.

    "You just said that Secretary Jiang felt strange when he pressed you. Has this happened before?" Lu Xian asked seriously.

    Jing You quickly searched for relevant information in his mind, and said decisively: "No!"

    "You haven't been in this state before, or you don't feel strange?" Lu Xian confirmed with a serious attitude.

    Jing You: "None."

    "The root of the problem has been found." Lu Xian hooked her lips, "It's your strange posture!"

    Jing You's voice was indifferent: "Of course I know that."

    "Yes! That's why you came to me to test!" Lu Xian laughed a few times.

    Jing You let out a heavy sigh, "Let's rely on my own brain to answer this question. I only have you as a friend, so pitiful." As he spoke, he stood up.

      If there is any connection between us that we have not found, please explain in detail the situation at that time."

    Jing You shook his head, "Your ability has lost my trust."

    Lu Xian shouted: "Sit down! Now let me ask you what you answer!"

    Jing You shivered and hugged his knees.

    Lu Xian: "First question, what prank did Secretary Jiang play on you?"

    She wondered what kind of mischief could make people fascinated.

    Think of all the pranks Ying Jian did to her, how can there be anything worthy of nostalgia?

    She only felt that her IQ was severely insulted and ravaged.

    Jing You replied, "She spread the germs from her mouth to me."

    Lu Xian: "Where did it spread?"

    Jing You pointed to his mouth.

    Lu Xian raised his head and imagined the scene of two mouths spreading bacteria to each other in his mind.

    “???”

    “…”

    "!!"

    "She kissed you?" Lu Xian asked uncertainly.

    "No." Jing You said, "She wants to wake me up."

    Lu Xian frowned, "Mouth to mouth?"

    Jing You was stunned for a few seconds, shook his head, and nodded again.

    Lu Xian stroked her chin with her thumb and said in surprise, "It's a strange way to call the bed!"

    Lu Xian asked again: "Then you like it?"

    Jing You pondered and replied: "No."

    "Why are you lying to me?" Lu Xian said, "You said two days ago that you wanted her to play pranks on you."

    Jing You: "I just want to try again."

    Lu Xian: "Did you try it later?"

    Jing You nodded.

    Lu Xian: "Do you still want to try?"

    Jing You continued to nod.

    Lu Xian said: "This is what you like, stop talking, next question."

    "Do you know what human mouth-to-mouth contact means?"

    Jing You: "Parents and children, between husband and wife, between lovers, between classmates... People and pets, which one are you asking about?"

    After listening to this series of relationships, Lu Xian's head became several times bigger, and she said, "mouth-to-mouth contact between a woman and another woman... I rush to answer, it's a kiss!"

    Jing You questioned: "And mother and daughter, grandmother and granddaughter, sister and sister!"

    Lu Xian asked again: "Are you and Jiang Shengyan a long-lost mother and daughter?"

    Jing You stared at Lu Xian without speaking, replacing anger with silence.

    Lu Xian said impatiently: "Okay, this question has an answer, next question!"

    "Oh." Jing You put his hand under his chin, waiting for the question behind Lu Xian.

    Lu Xian: "Two unrelated women kiss, love and **** you choose one."

    "Okay, you don't need to answer, choose the last one." Lu Xian was relieved, "The truth is that you want to sleep with Secretary Jiang!"

    "Impossible!" Jing You said, "I choose the previous one!"

    Lu Xian: "The answer is that you want to sleep with her."

    Jing You: "What is the meaning of the last question?"

    Lu Xian shrugged, "Test your character."

    “…”

    Jing You insisted: "I can't want to sleep with Secretary Jiang, you are lying to me."

    Lu Xian leaned back on the table, "That's why she wants to sleep with you." Yawning, "Let's stop here for today's consultation, I'm sleepy."

    "You want to send my random answers quickly." Jing You cast a contemptuous look.

    "Why not?" Lu Xian became serious, "The logic is very clear, the beginning of everything was that she secretly kissed you while you were sleeping, and after the two kisses she had the idea of ​​sleeping with you, so I pressed you. I pressed you..."

    Lu Xian gradually discovered the loophole, "Have you slept?"

    Jing You frowned and said, "Don't slander your sister!"

    Lu Xian: "Where did I slander her?"

    Jing You: "What you said are all accidents. She didn't want to kiss me or press me. I pressed her first."

    Lu Xian: "Then you are more powerful."

    Jing You: "What's more powerful?"

    Lu Xian tapped the metal table behind him with the back of his head a few times, "This problem has been solved, it is not new, come to me when you have a new problem, you can go!"

    Jing You said seriously: "Sister said it was a prank to wake me up, she would not lie to me."

    Lu Xian closed his eyes and said weakly: "Why?"

    Jing You said without hesitation, "She is Jiang Shengyan."

    Lu Xian scratched his head and said, "Okay, you convinced me, and I don't think Secretary Jiang will be interested in you."

    Jing You: "Then let's reason again."

    Lu Xian's face froze, pointing to the door and warning: "Leave my laboratory quickly, or I will now use my mouth to spread bacteria to you."

    Jing You quickly got up, stepped on stiletto heels and flew out.