Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    After Zhao Ruiwen's worldview collapsed, the reconstruction was not very smooth.

    He looked at Xia Zhiye: "Master Xia, did you click in to see it?"

    Xia Zhiye was playing Xiaoxiao: "No."

    He looked at Song Yan again: "Brother Yan, how about you?"

    Song Yan: "I didn't add her WeChat."

    Zhao Ruiwen felt that he could not bear this kind of collapse alone.

    So he opened his mouth tentatively: "So...then do you know what an Omega is?"

    Xia Zhiye just passed a level and asked casually, "Watch?"

    "No." Zhao Ruiwen was a little hard to say, "It's that kind of Omega."

    "Which?"

    "That's it."

    "Which?"

    A good-tempered person like Xia Zhiye was also worn out.

    Zhao Ruiwen could only grit his teeth: "The kind that can give birth!"

    Xia Zhiye: "?"

    Zhao Ruiwen closed his eyes and said, "It's a man! It's fragrant! It'll be bitten! The kind that can get pregnant and give birth!"

    “…”

    Eerie silence.

    Zhao Ruiwen opened his eyes and found that Xia Zhiye and Song Yanzheng moved further and further away from him with a strange and silent expression.

    "?" Zhao Ruiwen, "No, don't get me wrong, I didn't read it myself, it was sent to me by Kong Xiaoxiao! What do you mean by defensive eyes!"

    Zhao Ruiwen: "???"

    Do you want more face?

    And I like girls!

    Xia Zhiye comforted: "It's okay, everyone is equal in front of love, and we will treat you as always. It's just that I am straight, and I may not be interested in the kind of literature you like."

    Who the **** is not a **** horse!

    The two were fighting vigorously, the door of the body shape classroom was opened, and a gust of wind passed by, bringing up the girl's white skirt at the door.

    The girl said "Huh": "So there is someone?"

     A tall boy followed: "What's the matter. The body room is occupied?"

    "Yeah." The girl nodded, then turned to the people in the shape room and said, "Our class is going to rehearse the drama, can you give us the shape room in another place?"

    "?"

    The little girl has a small face and a big face.

    Kong Xiaoxiao sat cross-legged on the ground: "I think first come first served is the basic quality of the Chinese nation."

    The girl seemed to see her just now, "Yeah": "Xiaoxiao, are you here too? Are you also rehearsing the program?"

    Kong Xiaoxiao: "Yes."

    The girl tucked her hands into her sleeves and poked: "Then you give it to us first, okay? You shouldn't have anything to rehearse anyway..."

    Kong Xiaoxiao: "? Yang Yue, what do you mean?"

    "Oh, I don't mean anything, Xiaoxiao, don't get me wrong. Oh, husband, please tell me a few words." The girl tugged at the sleeve of the boy next to her.

      "My husband will take you to the basketball hall."

    After finishing speaking, he took the girl's hand and swaggered away.

    "??? I'll go alone!" Kong Xiaoxiao stood up in anger, ready to chase and fight.

    Zhao Ruiwen hurriedly stopped: "Alright, alright, sister Xiao, we don't have the same knowledge as that kind of white lotus."

    "I'm so **** off, isn't it because I was chosen as the dance captain, and I'm chatting all day long." Kong Xiaoxiao akimbo, "Tell me! She's good-looking or I'm good-looking!"

    Zhao Ruiwen: “…”

    A brief silence led to a long period of violence.

    Kong Xiaoxiao was out of breath, sat cross-legged back on the ground again, and gave Song Yan a popular science: "Just those two people, Yang Yue and Zhao Yu from Class 16, Class Duer, are tired and crooked every day. , and also commented on a natural pair of flowers and grasses, do you think they are also worthy?"

    Song Yan had no impression of the girl, but she felt that the boy was greasy for some reason.

    Like the kind of spiritual guy who is deducted from the short video APP.

    Compared with Xia Zhiye, it is not even a star.

    "It's really not worthy." Song Yan said.

    Kong Xiaoxiao: "?"

    I didn't expect Song Yan to answer her, she was a little flattered.

    Then slapped her thigh: "Yeah, it's not worthy at all! And they also have to play Romeo and Juliet, so what about the Western version of Liang Zhu is clearly a challenge to us!"

    Song Yan felt that the other party might not have thought so much.

    "It doesn't matter anyway!" Kong Xiaoxiao rolled up her sleeves, posing as a big sister, "You guys must work hard and crush them for me! Especially the geeky brother, the important task of yanking Yang Yue is give it to you!"

    Song Yan: "?"

    Kong Xiaoxiao didn't feel that what he said was wrong at all. He was so high-spirited and arrogant that he held up the milk tea: "Come on, brothers, drink up this cup! I won't give up if I won't be amazed by the Wulin Blood Slaughter Three Middle School!"

    Song Yan: "…"

    Neuropathy is indeed transmitted from person to person.

    The situation of the second and first class of senior high school is at least a clustered spread.

    ·

    Kong Xiaoxiao was probably stimulated by Romeo and Juliet next door. It was good to play for a week, but the next day, she dragged everyone to start rehearsal.

    The dance team and the drama run at both ends, vowing not to steam the steamed buns.

    In order to ensure Song Yanyan's advantage, she also persuaded Ruan Tian to allocate a huge sum of money as clothing fees, and dragged Song Yan and the others to rent clothes for the weekend to choose clothes.

    Song Yan felt that this matter was not very smart from beginning to end, but seeing the enthusiasm and fighting spirit of others, she acquiesced in all kinds of strangeness Behavior.

    The night before the clothing selection, I asked Shen Jiayan to ask an acquaintance to buy an account in the Wechat area of ​​Glory of the Kings, changed the ID to [Renmei, Money, Little Rich Woman], and played with Xia Zhiye a few times.

    He played well in the top lane and mid lane, Xia Zhiye's wild king was very powerful, and the two played a ten-game winning streak casually.

    Besides BP and signalling, I didn't exchange a word.

    After finishing the game, he went offline and Song Yan walked the platform to pay him two hundred.

    This money is not much, but not much.

    Probably if you really want to do something, you will find that you can't do anything, but going out with high school students of the same age to buy a drink for a meal is just enough to handle the number of AA.

    Although Song Yan didn't know how much money Xia Zhiye had, it would be safer to give a little more.

    I don't know why anyway, he just doesn't want Xia Zhiye to show any embarrassment in front of others, he always feels that this person should be casual and dazzling anytime, anywhere.

    After Song Yan figured out this answer, she felt that there was no flaw.

    ·

    The place for renting clothes is in the Xincheng district opposite the river, which is a long way from Sanzhong. For convenience, several people plan to take the bus there.

    Song Yan has never taken a bus since she was a child, and she finds it too crowded and troublesome.

    But when Kong Xiaoxiao put forward this opinion, he didn't say anything. He wore headphones and a mask, got into the car, and walked straight to the last row.

    Xia Zhiye followed slowly and swiped the bus card for him.

    After all, there is no such thing as a young master.

    There are not many people on this bus, the carriage is empty and quiet.

    When Xia Zhiye walked over, Song Yan had already leaned back on the chair and closed his eyes.

      The sun is all down.

    The eldest young master frowned, his cheeks were already a little red, and it looked like everyone was about to explode.

    A big guy.

    How can you be so squeamish.

      Unfolding, his breathing gradually became even and gentle, and his head unknowingly rested on Xia Zhiye's shoulder.

    Pressing the wound hurts a little, but it's not unbearable.

    Young master rarely sleeps peacefully.

    Xia Zhiye, facing the scorching sun in the afternoon, fanned the book "Five-year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation", sighing about his tragic fate as a bed servant.

    Zhao Ruiwen and Kong Xiaoxiao in the front row looked back at this scene and felt a little out of sight.

    Zhao Ruiwen was at a loss for words, he considered it for a while, and finally said with difficulty: "What, Master Xia, I think you can really take a look at the reference materials Kong Xiaoxiao sent you before, maybe you can open it New world."

    Xia Zhiye didn't lift his head: "Go away, my blood is straight."

    ·

    When the bus arrived at the bus stop, Xia Zhiye's shoulders were so numb that he could not feel any pain, so he hooked Song Yan's neck and followed him out of the bus.

    The shop for renting clothes is quite big and easy to find.

    European style long skirt Hanfu ancient costume Japanese style JK has everything.

    Xia Zhiye wanted to gesture to Song Yan when he saw any novel clothes, but when he finally gestured to a big red cheongsam with high slits, Song Yan beat him up.

    Kong Xiaoxiao on the side was not used to it, so she chose two sets of blue and white ancient college uniforms and threw them to them: "Okay, stop flirting, go and try."

    Little Fatty: "What about me?"

    Kong Xiaoxiao pointed to a red and purple lady's dress: "Well, yours is the largest."

    Little Fat: "…"

    Are supporting roles without human rights?

    Fortunately, his round and plump figure gave this lady's dress a different style.

      , the comedy effect does not even need to be acted.

    "Not bad, that's all."

    Kong Xiaoxiao looked at Xia Zhiye and Song Yan, and nodded with satisfaction, "As expected of our second and first class, it's up to you to revitalize the lintel."

    "If it's fixed, I'll go and change my clothes back."

     After Song Yan finished speaking, she walked to the fitting room. "

    Kong Xiaoxiao hurriedly grabbed it: "No no no no, there is another set."

    After he finished speaking, Zhao Ruiwen ran over with a long red dress, "Is it this set? I found the largest size."

    Song Yan: "…"

    At that moment, within a radius of five miles, the temperature will automatically cool down.

    Kong Xiaoxiao hurriedly put her hands together: "Grandpa, dear grandpa, please, this is the last highlight, the wedding dress must be worn, just one, you can kill me, but don't Refuse. And don't worry, you and Xia are in the same suit, Ma Wen will be in another green suit when the time comes, and you and Liu Yue will never be allowed to wear couples outfits. Just treat me as begging you, and I will kneel for you down."

    The tears flowed.

    Waiting for her was a terrifying three-second silence.

    Then Song Yan took the wedding dress expressionlessly and walked into the fitting room.

    Kong Xiaoxiao, Zhao Ruiwen, and Xiaopang collectively breathed a sigh of relief: "Scare me, I have prepared the cemetery group purchase coupons, but I didn't expect Brother Yan to talk better than it looks."

    "He just looked tough."

    Xia Zhiye was not surprised at all, took the bridegroom's wedding dress and entered the fitting room next to her.

    His wedding dress is not much different from the previous academy uniform, just a few times, it will be neat and tidy.

    Moreover, her skin is white, she is tall, she has a good figure, and she has a strong face.

    Kong Xiaoxiao stretched out Yan Gou's thumb: "It really is the third middle school, perfect."

    Xia Zhiye is very modest: "It is as perfect as me, it is indeed the luck of the whole Nanwu No. 3 Middle School."

    Kong Xiaoxiao: "…"

    Unfortunately, she opened her mouth.

    "But what about Song Yan?" Zhao Ruiwen asked.

    Kong Xiaoxiao: "Should you have changed your clothes yet?"

    Xia Zhiye: "I'll take a look."

    Go back to the door of the fitting room and knock on the partition twice.

    An impatient voice came from inside: "Why?"

    "No, just ask if you are okay."

    "It's not good." He said very grumpy, and after the fabric rustled for a long time, he couldn't help but say, "Go and ask how the **** you wear this idiot's clothes."

    This little grumpy.

    How else can I wear a piece of clothing.

    Xia Zhiye is a straight man thinking, completely unable to understand the complexity of women's clothes, and thinks that Song Yan's young master has lost his temper again, and needs a maid to serve: "Forget it, I'll come in and help you. "

    After he finished speaking, he reached out a corner of the curtain, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

    Then she saw Song Yanzheng standing inside with her back to the door.

      He tried to untangle his head, revealing most of his right shoulder.

    Because the head is lowered, the cervical vertebrae are slightly raised, showing the cold and hard bone texture of young people, the shoulders are very thin, and the butterfly bones are too thin, even with large areas of cold white skin smooth and smooth With a slender waistline bound into the extremely strong wedding robe, it looks like a bottle of thin white porcelain wrapped in red silk, cold and glamorous.

    Xia Zhiye and Song Yan have been living together for more than half a month. They have never seen Song Yan changing clothes, and they never thought that the visual effects would be so impactful.

    The shock made him suddenly feel that he is not so straight.