Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    The body temperature is 36.5℃.

    The doctor glanced: "Isn't this normal?"

    Song Yan's expression was calm as if he was doing an academic discussion: "But my heartbeat did suddenly speed up just now, and there was an abnormal phenomenon of pausing for a beat, so is it possible that my heart rate is irregular."

    The doctor looked at the electrocardiogram again: "Your heart is as strong as a cow."

    "But..."

    "Okay, little classmate, don't think about it, you are all healthy now, it's normal to get up suddenly after sleeping for a long time or get emotional, and your heart rate is fast, don't scare yourself, and then Take a break and go to the hospital for discharge."

    After the doctor finished speaking, he leaned over to coax the child in the next hospital bed who was crying heart-to-heart because he was afraid of the injection. It seemed that he really thought he was fine.

    Song Yan: "…"

    But my heart was beating abnormally just now.

    Then assuming that what the doctor said is correct, and when he clearly did not get up suddenly, there is a possibility of emotional agitation.

    And his emotions appeared after Xia Zhiye said that he was holding his hand and calling Ye brother all the time.

    That means…

    Xia Zhiye was angry with his sudden heartbeat.

    After all, that scene made me want to be ashamed and committed suicide just by brainstorming, and when I heard this, Xia Zhiye was rioting again, so I blamed Xia Zhiye, a big idiot.

    After coming to this conclusion, Song Yan kicked away some idiot next to the bed: "Get up, stay away from me."

    After he finished speaking, he wrapped himself in the quilt and turned around, leaving Xia Zhiye with an indifferent back of his head.

    Xia Zhiye who was kicked off guard: "?"

    So what?

    Isn't my face flushed and my heart beating fast just now?

    Could it be…

    Song Yan realized that his heartbeat just now was not because of physical reasons, but because of his heartbeat?

    Yes, look at the red ears.

    But the heart is moved, why is it shy, and pretending to be so cold, really dislikes integrity.

    It seems that he can only take the initiative in the future, who made his future boyfriend be a little arrogant.

    So in the ward, a handsome high school student showed a happy and strange smile on his face after being kicked inexplicably.

    The other high school student whose body temperature was completely normal was wrapped in a thick quilt and felt so hot, physically so hot that his ears and palms were sweating and hot, so who the **** is this idiot? He was wrapped in a cashmere coat.

    ·

    Two male high school students were discharged from the hospital in an atmosphere that was apparently not on the same channel but strangely tacit understanding.

    Xia Zhiye wanted to take Song Yan back to Zaijiuxiang for two days, but

    Song Yan didn't want to cause trouble to Grandma Liu, and didn't bring a change of clothes, so she went straight back to the dormitory.

      , Song Yan felt that he wanted to lie down and go back to the hospital again.

    He stood by the pool and looked at the clothes in the basin numbly, and the clothes in the basin lay in the water and looked at him pitifully.

    After looking at each other for three seconds, Song Yan expressionlessly pulled over a piece of waste sheet and covered the basin, pretending that as long as she couldn't see it, the basin of dirty clothes didn't exist, then turned around expressionlessly Got into bed.

    The whole process is noble and cold, and his face is indifferent, and it is impossible to tell from his expression what childish things he has done.

    However, Xia Zhiye lay on the upper bunk, and when he lowered his eyes, he could clearly see the whole process of escaping the laundry scene.

    I am not afraid of the sky, I am not afraid of the sky, I am not afraid of the sky, I am not afraid of the sky and I am not afraid of the first brother of Nanwu No.

    But it's okay, he said, as long as there is one person in the family who can do housework, and the other is in charge of being beautiful and acting like a spoiled child.

    Song Yan acts like a spoiled child.

    Cute.

    Xia Zhiye lowered his head in satisfaction and continued to browse the mysterious and omnipotent orange software on his phone.

    After looking around, I finally found a satisfactory one.

    Click on the customer service, send the link: [Do you package delivery and installation]

    Taobao customer service responded quickly: [Hello, dear, yes, the one you are looking for is our best-selling automatic household single with drying and sterilization and mite removal Human washing machine, the original price is 6899, now do the activity, get 20% off, you can get it at 5520, our store includes free delivery and installation, dear]

    Xia Zhiye has chosen for so long, this is the only one that is satisfied in all aspects.

      .

    However, the general functions of the single-person washing machine are not complete, and it is not worthy of the noble living habits of Mr. Song. It is small and complete, and the price is often more expensive, so I can find such a model that is suitable in all aspects has been very difficult.

    It's just that Xia Zhiye's entire net worth is now 5023 yuan and 8 hairs, even if the other party's free shipping is still five hundred.

    Xia Zhiye asked: [Are there any other discounts]

    Customer service: [Kiss, this is already our lowest discount, we guarantee the lowest price on the entire network, so the price can’t be any cheaper, but for the sake of you being a new customer, We can send some more latest giveaways]

    Xia Zhiye copied the model, a search, it is really the lowest price on the whole network.

    He himself is not a picky person, but he always felt that the things he bought for Song Yan could not be made casually, so he thought about it and asked: [When will the event end]

    Customer Service: [As of 12:00 noon tomorrow, kiss]

    It was too late.

    Xia Zhiye quit Taobao and clicked [Outlaw Land]

      If someone else buys the materials one day later, you will be ruthlessly left behind tomorrow, and I am willing to accompany you through every lonely and fearless exam sprint in your high school career, so there is a discount on the last day, does anyone know about it?

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    [Cannot get the name 2]: Yes, poor students are not interested at all, eugenics are going to buy Like God's Ascension Book, and the rest of us who are not in the middle of autumn have not left a drop

    [Cannot get the name 3]: Maybe you can try to seize the top student market with God Like

    [Like]: ?

    [Unable to retrieve name 3]: …Sorry, sorry to bother you, I’m leaving, you can call me slowly.

    At the scene of Shura, everyone was waiting to watch the upsurge of the two giant learning crocodiles in the Xiacheng District of Nanwu City in order to seize the market.

    Then I saw that the avatar of the family that killed Matt and buried love sent a little yellow chicken emoji.

    [The No. 1 Handsome Rival in the World]: Like God, do you want to buy study materials? 50% off for you [shy/]

    [Cannot get name 3]: ?

    [Unable to retrieve name 1]: ?

    [Cannot get name 2]: ?

    [Cannot get name 3]: The handsome **** may be crazy.

    [Cannot get the name 2]: I seem to have seen the old grandfather of KFC walk into the McDonald's and ask the chef if he wants to buy a Colonel's chicken nugget.

    [Cannot get name 1]: In short, find

    Everyone is looking forward to the sudden rise of the business upstart in the learning materials industry to give a beautiful response.

    Then I saw the blank avatar and sent out a short word: [Buy]

    [Unable to retrieve name 1]: ?

    [Cannot get name 2]: ?

    [Cannot get name 3]: ?

    [The No. 1 Handsome Rival in the World]: I poked you privately, compare my heart [Momada/]

    [Cannot get names 1, 2, 3]:…

    What about the business war?

    Why is this world suddenly full of love?

    In their hearts, a kind of cult of personality welled up.

    Only Like himself knows, purely because he is an idiot.

    The total savings left after the treatment was less than 2,000, and the result was inexplicably transferred to someone for 200, and bought a study material that I did not need at all.

    There is really something wrong.

    After the deal was concluded, Song Yan looked at her poor balance and indifferently withdrew from Alipay, ready to turn off her phone.

    However, just one second before the screen went out, the companion software pushed a message in time.

    [Pure and beautiful male high school students play online]: Yes, are you free, go online?

    Song Yan: "…"

    Is Xia Zhiye trying to steal money today?

    [People are rich and rich]: How many?

    [Youth and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: It depends on you, play as long as you want, you can play until tomorrow morning.

    Song Yan: "…"

    It was the first time he felt Xia Zhiye's enthusiastic companionship.

    Although it seems that he is the gold owner and Xia Zhiye is a laborer, but the few times he played with him in the past basically took the initiative to find Xia Zhiye. first time.

    It seems that Xia Zhiye really needs money urgently.

    But didn't you just earn a few thousand by selling learning materials?

    Even if he saves money for confession, it is Christmas Eve, and there are still more than two months away, so he should not be in such a hurry, unless he wants to send a two-carat engagement diamond ring directly, but Impossible to think about.

    So what happened?

    Song Yan wanted to ask, but she was afraid that she would not be able to ask the question too directly, and she might reveal her identity.

    After a little consideration, she imitated Shen Jiayan's usual tone of a girl, and replied coldly: [(∩_∩) Brother is so enthusiastic today, did you encounter something happy~]

    Xia Zhiye's principle is to only play with, not chat, only sell skills, not soul.

    But it is imminent to buy a washing machine for Song Yan, and the market for learning materials is saturated again. Zhou Ziqiu is also destitute in order to raise money for Shang Huai to go to Beijing. Enough money to hope, can not offend.

    So for the sake of Song Yan, I can only temporarily grieve my pure and clean soul.

    [Pure and beautiful male high school students play online]: Well, someone I like sent me a gift.

    Song Yan was lying on the bottom bunk, looking at the smile that popped out of the dialog box, her fingertips paused, she was with Xia Zhiye every day, why didn't she know who gave him a gift Gift?

    But also, after so long, Xia Zhiye hadn't even told himself who he liked, so how could he know who gave him a gift.

    After all, people are not obliged to report their love progress like a roommate.

    Thinking about it, the expression on Song Yan’s face turned cold again, but her fingertips moved quickly: [Wow! Great! That brother, come on ↖(^ω^)↗]

    [Pure and beautiful male high school students play online]: Well, so I'm short of money.

    [People are rich and rich]:?

    [Pure and beautiful male high school students pick up and play online]: I want to return the gift, but there is still three hundred left, just the price of fifteen rounds, do you have time?

    So it was.

    No wonder he would take the initiative to find this gold master, because it was for the person he liked.

    It seems that Xia Zhiye really likes this girl, otherwise she wouldn't be so troubled by her.

    Song Yan's lips pursed slightly unconsciously.

    [People are rich and rich]: There is time to duck! But brother, be nice to the person you like, isn't she very nice! (Cat is curious)

    Song Yan felt a little regretful as soon as this sentence was sent out.

    He didn't have anything to ask why, it's none of his business who Xia Zhiye likes.

    Just as she was about to withdraw, Xia Zhiye had already come back.

    [Pure and beautiful male high school student online pick up and play]: Well, he is very good, good-looking, good grades, good family background, and very kind and soft-hearted, stupid and easy to deceive, but He didn't know that he was easy to deceive, so he would stubbornly refuse to admit it every time, but as long as he pretended to be pitiful, he would be fooled immediately.

    Since Song Yan became a [little rich woman with beautiful people and money], this is the first time that Xia Zhiye has made such a long paragraph, and there is an uncontrollable love between the lines.

    Song Yan could even imagine Xia Zhiye's expression on the upper bunk through a bed board at this moment, he must have slightly bent his peach blossom eyes, the ends of his eyes were slightly raised, It's all a smile that seems to be sloppy and inviting, but it's all condoning.

    And he knew that Xia Zhiye liked this kind and soft-hearted silly Baitian, and it was difficult for him to be friends with a smart man with a cold temper, a hard face and a stinky face.

    I feel sorry for him.

      You are the best!

    [Pure and beautiful male high school students play online]: Am I good?

    I am great.

    It was originally a coquettish self-questioning and self-answering, but before the last three words were sent out, Xia Zhiye saw [a beautiful, rich and rich woman] and quickly replied: [Of course you are great! ! ]

    Tall and handsome and good grades?

    Xia Zhiye raised his eyebrows slightly, deleted the words in the dialog box, and re-entered: [The temperament is understandable, how do you see that I am tall, handsome and good grades? ]

    Song Yan: "…"

    Fuck it.

    Can only bite the bullet and reply: [Of course I guess! I heard the voice of my brother directing the group play once in the game, listen well! It must be the voice of a handsome guy! And my brother's game awareness is so good, he must be super smart, smart people won't get bad grades [Bixin/], I'm my brother's brainless little fan! ]

    After posting, Song Yan's whole face was flushed red, she threw the phone aside, and buried her head deeply in the quilt.

    Grass.

    So **** shameful.

    How does Shen Jiayan pretend to be?

    Fortunately, she was wearing a vest, in case someone knew that she had said such disgusting words, Song Yan felt that it was better to die.

    He didn't want to look at the chat history at all, but when the phone vibrated, he still had to pick it up again.

    Pick it up and take a look, choked directly.

    Song Yan: "…"

    No, yes, face.

    Infuriated, she raised her leg and kicked the upper bed.

    Xia Zhiye, who was lying down, was suddenly kicked by the partition, and was stunned: "What's wrong?"

    "Nothing, I just saw a cockroach on top of me and wanted to kick it to death."

    Xia Zhiye: "...?"

    It's autumn, are there any cockroaches?

    May be Song Yan, a southern bug that northerners have never seen before.

    To your daddy's glory.

    But the qi returned to the qi, and the discomfort returned to the uncomfortable, Song Yan still planned to help Xia Zhiye collect the gift money, so he clicked the game link with a stinky face.

    However, I was probably dizzy, and when I clicked in, I habitually chose WeChat to log in.

    So Xia Zhiye, who was lying on the top bunk, looked at the [YAN] who suddenly appeared in his dark room, and slowly put a question mark.

    The author has something to say:  Xia Zhiye: My wife loves me so much.