Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    Song Yan didn't know for a while whether he was distressed for the money he put in, or was angry with Xia Zhiye, a straight male aesthetic who has nothing to say. After all, I'm in a bad mood today, so why don't I fight first Say it again.

    So Xia Zhiye was leaning on the balcony door, waiting for Song Yan to turn around to give him a hug, but the next second he saw a white and cold fist.

    Xia Zhiye reflexively raised his hand and squeezed his wrist, before he could ask, the other fist swung over again, and he could only hold the other wrist at the same time, and then Go forward.

    Song Yan fell into Xia Zhiye's arms, struggled twice, but did not break free, and said coldly, "Release."

    "You tell me why you beat me first."

    "First of all, tell me how you thought about buying such a thing? Do you think you have a lot of money or confess that you don't want to buy a gift?"

    The tone was cold and aggressive, but Xia Zhiye was not angry, just looked at him and laughed softly: "I bought such a thing and came back because of some eldest young master whose ten fingers do not touch the sun and spring water. I hate doing laundry."

    “…”

    "The money is really not much, but I can always find a way to get it together, so that someone's precious fingers will not be burned and peeled by the laundry detergent."

    “…”

    "As for the confession gift, the gift has already been sent, and there is only one confession left."

    “…”

    "So, are our classmates Song Yan satisfied with this answer?"

    Song Yan, a classmate who does not touch the spring water with ten fingers and is very precious: "..."

    So recently this person is selling learning materials and taking the initiative to accompany the business, not because the confession gift he wants to buy is particularly expensive, but to buy himself a washing machine.

    Things he didn't care about himself, Xia Zhiye took it into his heart and put it into action, but he didn't even ask if he wanted to beat others.

    Song Yan was suddenly moved and guilty, and when he looked up, he met Xia Zhiye's eyes with a conniving smile, and quickly avoided his eyes: "Don't use this trick to coax a little girl against me. , I don't eat this set."

    "Then what do we hate brother to eat?"

    Xia Zhiye laughed loosely and lazily.

    Song Yan looked indifferent: "It's none of your business, it's not me who you want to confess."

    "That's hard to say."

    "?"

    "You didn't realize that only a pink refrigerator or a pink TV is missing, and you can directly make up for the three major items."

    "..." Song Yan, "Want to die?"

    Xia Zhiye: "I don't want to… hiss-"

    Before she finished answering, Song Yan lifted her knees and pressed her hard against the inner thighs of Xia Zhiye, causing Xia Zhiye to gasp in pain, then took the opportunity to pull out her wrists, turned around and left, as if a A ruthless killer.

    However, when the killer turned around, he caught a glimpse of the bright pink in the corner of the balcony, so the killer's heart softened: "The set you just did should work."

    Xia Zhiye: "?"

    "Just use the one just now to make a confession, it should work. Also, thank you." After Song Yan finished speaking, she walked into the bathroom and closed the door.

    Xia Zhiye was stunned for a while, then lowered his head and smiled.

    Some people are really smart and smart on the surface, but they are actually dumb.

    And looking at such a big gift, it doesn't show anything at all.

    Just thinking about it, the bathroom door was suddenly pulled open again.

    Xia Zhiye raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong?"

    "Nothing." Song Yan remained expressionless, "I just wanted to say thank you."

    With that, the door closed again.

     I didn't give Xia Zhiye a chance to say a word.

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    So did Song Yan have red ears just now?

    Fuck.

    Somewhat cute.

    Before I had time to reminisce about someone's face with blushing ears, there was a knock on the dormitory door: "Is Song Yan there?"

    Xia Zhiye opened the door and found a boy from the next class: "He's taking a shower, what's wrong."

    "Oh, nothing, the girl in my class asked me to pass this to him." The boy said and handed over an envelope.

    Light blue envelope paper, stamped with love, and a faint fragrance, it is a conspiracy at first sight.

    "Love letter?"

    "Hmm."

    "Take it back, he won't accept it."

    "Why?"

    "He has a partner."

    "No, I just asked today, he is single."

    "He'll have it soon."

    "?"

    "Slow walk and no delivery."

    Not waiting for the boy to understand what he meant, Xia Zhiye even brought the book out of the room.

    I didn't realize that Song Yan was liked by so many people before, but now all of them are playing basketball, but someone is still a wood, he likes himself but doesn't say, and he likes him but can't find it.

    It seems that it is impossible not to directly express.

    But since you want to make a confession, you must have roses, candlelight dinners are also indispensable, rings hidden in cakes are also good, after being together, there are couples clothes, couples shoes, couples necklaces, Anyway, everyone else has to have it, so Song Yan can't be wronged.

    As a straight man who just turned around, Xia Zhiye made a rough calculation with the knowledge of the few idol drama confessions in his mind, then took out his mobile phone and clicked on Xia Zhiye Yu WeChat: [Sister, lend me ten thousand]

    [The old lady is beautiful and wild]:?

    [Wild]: urgent

    [Wild]: line

    [Old woman beautiful and wild]: transfer 5000

    [Wild]: I don't have a computer

& nbsp;

    [Wild]: ... line.

    Thinking of Xia Yucai's skills without knowing it, Xia Zhiye felt that she really sacrificed too much for love.

    Put on the headset, connect Xia Yu's voice call, log in to the game, and then watch Xia Yu's Diamond 1 level fall into silence.

    After a while, he said, "Didn't you say you are the king?"

    Xia Zhiye couldn't refute: "But did you realize a problem."

    "You said."

    "I honor the king."

    “…”

    The double-row mechanism of Glory of Kings has a certain limit on the rank gap. If the rank difference is too large, you cannot open black together, so thanks to Xia Yu's excellent foot picking technology, the gap between them There is no way to make up for it with love.

    Xia Yu: "Then give me the money back."

    “…”

    The money is refunded, what should I do with my boyfriend.

    For the first time, Xia Zhiye showed the dedication he should be playing with: "I'll borrow a number."

    Open WeChat after speaking, send a circle of friends: [borrow a diamond or Xingyao account in the WeChat area of ​​​​the King of Glory, help with points]

    Just a second after posting, a pink avatar appeared.

    [The most sweet little milkberry in the world]: Brother! elder brother! Look at me! look at me! You deserve a V10 account with all skins and all heroes!

    He and Shen Jiayan's WeChat was added before Shen Jiayan left, in order to supervise himself not to bully Song Yan.

    But Shen Jiayan didn't want Song Yan to know that she already knew that the sweetest little milkberry in the world was Shen Jiayan, so she didn't tell Song Yan.

    And obviously Shen Jiayan's urge to score has made him completely forget about it.

    So Xia Zhiye deleted the Moments and clicked on Shen Jiayan's avatar.

    [Wild]: No.

    [Sweet little milk berry in the world]: Immediately, I will drill 1, okay?

    [Wild]: Well, yes, but I remember that you were not a fast king before, did Zhou Ziqiu not bring you to the top?

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    Sure enough, the stories of the chickens are the same.

    [Wild]: Then send me the account password

    [The world is sweetest little milkberry]: Okay, thank you brother, then I'll go to bed first, I hope I can wake up the sixteen stars that I stayed up all night last night. Come back, brother has worked hard

    [Wild]: All right, family

    [Sweet little milk berry in the world]: Okay, thank you sister-in-law

    “…”

    For a while, Xia Zhiye didn't know whether to praise Shen Jiayan for his comprehension or his too strong comprehension.

    Forget it, sister-in-law is sister-in-law.

    Otherwise, if he called his brother-in-law, Song Yan knew, and he might die without a whole body.

    Xia Zhiye posted on Shen Jiayan's account.

    Send the ID to Xia Yu: "Add this account."

    "The efficiency is good. It seems that I am really short of money this time."

    Xia Zhiye has always been a sloppy character, never bowing his waist for five buckets of rice, and there are few times when such a serious child takes her to the top, Xia Yu's tone is inevitably a little teasing.

    Xia Zhiye did not deny it: "I will pay you back later."

    "Who is so bad for you." Xia Yu rolled her eyes, "I'm mainly curious about what it is that makes a person like you who regards money as dung be willing to bring I'm up."

    "Life events."

    Xia Zhiye threw a sentence lightly.

    Xia Yu was stunned for a while, and then she reacted: "Fuck! Xia Zhiye! Do you have someone you like?"

    "Hmm."

     "That's great! Brother, you are finally enlightened! If you are not enlightened, I will think you like men!!"

    "..." Xia Zhiye, "I really like men."

    "?" Xia Zhiye felt Xia Yu's sluggishness through the radio waves, "What did you just say? Say it again?"

    "I like boys."

    “…”

    Xia Yu suddenly lost interest in the game and canceled preparations. After a long silence, she asked, "Then are you sure the other party can accept it?"

    "OK."

    "Are you sure you are?"

    "I'm sure I'm sure."

    "Expand the talk."

    "He took the initiative to take food for me the first time he ate, and when he first went to my house, he put on a small vest and added my friends to play games with me. He also printed out study materials for me to wear with me. Couple bracelets, secretly bought shoes for me and said that they were given by people who had a crush on me, and said that if they wanted to be with me, they would be with people who liked me, not because they liked the gifts I gave."

    Xia Zhiye said slowly, making Xia Yu stunned.

    Which boy is this?

    Sounds like she really loves Xia Zhiye.

    "Then are you sure?"

    "Hmm."

    Song Yan likes him so much, and he likes Song Yan so much, so is there any reason not to confess and wait for others to rob him?

    "But..."

    Xia Yu on the other end of the phone seemed to want to say something, but the bathroom door just opened.

    "I hung up first."

    Xia Zhiye cut off the voice.

    Song Yan wiped her hair and walked out: "Who are you calling?"

    Xia Zhiye looked at the beautiful prospective boyfriend who was fresh out of the bath, and smiled lazily: "I didn't make a call, but the voice was black."

    In general, except for the invitation of [people, beautiful, rich, and rich women], Xia Zhiye will call herself when she is in the dark.

    Song Yan suddenly thought of something, and her tone became colder: "The sister who used to look for you?"

    "Well, it's her."

    Xia Zhiye is very magnanimous.

    Song Yan instantly turned cold.

    Scumbag.

    If I have someone I like, I will go to the rich woman.

    Song Yan threw the towel vigorously and lay down on the bed with a "I'm not happy" expression on her face.

    Then I opened WeChat and found that the message I sent to Shen Jiayan hadn't been answered. After thinking about it, I logged into the game with the account of [RenmeiqianduoXiaoRuiWo], and found that Xia Zhiye was not online. So I switched back to the WeChat account again.

    At a glance, I saw [The World's Sweet Little Milkberry] is forming a team.

    No wonder I didn't reply to my WeChat, it turned out to be a game.

    Song Yan directly sent a private message to her friend: "In?"

    Xia Zhiye just wanted to invite Song Yan to join him when he saw the message from Song Yan and replied: [En]

    [YAN]: What happened to the watch I asked you to sell?

    Sell a watch?

    Is Song Yan short of money?

    Xia Zhiye knew that pretending to be Shen Jiayan was not good for chatting, but if he asked Song Yan directly, he would definitely not say it, but he had already reached the point where he wanted to sell his watch, so something must have happened.

    So after a little thought, she replied: [What's wrong]

    [YAN]: Xia Zhiye bought me a washing machine, I want to return the money to him first

    [Sweet little milkberry]: ?

    [YAN]: He himself is short of money, I don't want him to waste it on me

    [The most sweet little milkberry in the world]: Maybe he is not short of money, and how can it be a waste of money

    [YAN]: If he doesn't have money, he won't play with the rich woman

    [Sweet little milkberry]: ? Rich woman?

    [The most sweet little milkberry in the world]: Wait, are you jealous?

    [YAN]: What nonsense are you talking about, why am I jealous of him

    [Sweet little milkberry]: Don't you like him?

    [YAN]: Are you sick?

    Xia Zhiye looked back at Song Yan's expression, there was no embarrassment and panic on his face, only the irritability of "what kind of idiot is this person talking to me" .

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    Is Song Yan so arrogant everywhere?

    [Sweet little milkberry in the world]: You don't like him, why do you have a couple bracelet with him?

    [YAN]: Isn't that what you have to buy?

    [Sweet little milkberry]: ?

    [YAN]: Buy one get one free, he doesn't need to spend

    Xia Zhiye didn't understand.

    [Sweet little milkberry]: What does it mean?

    Song Yan felt that today's Shen Jiayan was a bit strange, the questions were very targeted, and the foreword could be matched with the afterword, which was a little different from the usual chatter.

    But this ugly face that Fei thinks he has an affair with Xia Zhiye is no different.

    So I didn't think much about it, I just replied: [It's a bit complicated to explain, if you have to summarize it simply, you can understand it as fixed-point poverty alleviation]

    Fixed, poverty alleviation?

    Xia Zhiye fell into deep thought while looking at the four words that appeared on the screen of the mobile phone.