Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    After a while, Kong Xiaoxiao reacted and said calmly: "Wake up, how long have they known each other, where did such an eldest daughter come from?"

    "..." Kong Xiaoxiao, "I'm sorry."

    It was she who forgot that men can't actually have children.

    "So what's the matter with them?" Xiaopang couldn't help asking.

    Kong Xiaoxiao said: "I would also like to know."

    Then the two looked at the stage outside the window in silence again.

    Song Yan on the stage also wanted to ask what the **** was going on.

    He and Xia Zhiye are at the best age for physical strength and reflexes. What about relaying water, cooperative shooting, and drawing? I guess, physical strength and intelligence are compared with those of the social animal parents who usually stay up late in addition to working overtime. They simply showed a crushing state and easily advanced to the semi-finals.

    As long as you enter the semi-finals, there will be a sixth prize at worst. As for whether you can get the princess castle that Little Mahjong likes, it all depends on the ranking of the last project.

    Song Yan thought that she had persuaded herself to do a good job of psychological construction, and regarded it as an interesting theme sports meeting.

      Feel extremely ashamed.

    So a handsome face stinks almost scared the children in the front row to cry, but Xia Zhiye on the other end is still posing coquettishly to a row of cameras under the stage.

    The host glanced at the pair of handsome young boys who attracted countless onlookers, and smiled: "Our two young classmates have performed quite well, as expected, young and powerful, I hope that in the future You can keep up the good work too. Of course, the other families have to cheer, because our last game, saving the baby, is very challenging."

    After finishing speaking, the curtain behind the stage fell, revealing the six tracks built in the parent-child paradise. At the end of the track is a high climbing wall with a row of railings on the wall. There are small tables and chairs in the back.

    The host turned around and introduced: "Later our staff will take the children to the top to wait for parents, and parents will need to pass through many levels, climb to the peak, and join our baby. .The parents who were the first to get the little red flowers in the hands of the babies are our first prize winners today, so parents, for the sake of the babies, let's go!"

    As soon as he finished speaking, a little boy next to him shouted: "Oh! Dad, go! We must be the first! Defeat them! Ultraman! Dududududu-"

    Beeping and beeping, she bumped into a pair of straight and slender legs.

    When I looked up, I met the last handsome face.

    Shuabi looked down at him: "We are."

    Little boy: "?"

    Shuaibi was expressionless: "We are the first."

    Boy: "…"

    Little boy parents: "…"

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    "Sorry, his way of joking is rather special." Xia Zhiye saw that Song Yan and the little boy were going to stun the child, so he hurriedly pulled him away When he came back, he asked angrily and funny: "He is five years old, and you are five too?"

    Song Yan did not speak.

    The victory or defeat between men has always been independent of age.

    Although he is not interested in this kind of stupid-looking parent-child activity, he has always been very motivated to win and lose.

    Even if the opponent is a five-year-old child, you can't lose.

    But he didn't expect that the challenge level set by the organizer had not considered the situation of the two big boys from the very beginning.

    In the first round, two people ran a three-legged obstacle course.

    However, when it comes to the second level, it is not so simple.

    The second level is called "family pillar", the so-called pillar is a target that requires one family member to stand on the ground for plank support, while the other family member sits on him and faces the target directly in front of him Put on the darts, when the number of rings is enough to make thirty rings, you can get up at any time.

    Xia Zhiye didn't say much, just put his sleeves on his elbows, exposing his slender and powerful forearms, and then leaned on the ground: "Come up."

    Xia Zhiye's figure is already extremely superior, but now he is placed among a bunch of married men, with wide shoulders, long legs, long buttocks.

    …

    Ass is really up.

    Song Yan didn't know why her attention fell on Xia Zhiye's ass.

    Xia Zhiye didn't wait for his response for a long time, turned his head and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, are you fascinated by my perfect back?"

    "...Go away." Song Yan looked for fault with a blank face, "Why do you do planks?"

    "Then if I sit on top of you with a person of 1.87,145 pounds, your small body can stand it?"

    Song Yan: "…"

    Xia Zhiye smiled: "Don't worry, I have a good waist, so you can sit wherever you like."

    There is nothing wrong with a sentence in the literal sense, but Song Yan always feels that something sounds wrong.

    But due to the fact that there are still children around, it is not easy to stage a pornographic scene, so I can only resist the urge to beat Xia Zhiye, and straddle Xia Zhiye's back with a cold face.

    No matter how thin Song Yan is, he is still a big boy of 1.8 meters. The skeleton is placed there, no matter how light it is, it is not light. When he feels the weight suddenly pressed down by his waist, Xia Zhiye instantly Tighten the core muscles.

    In order to fix her posture and keep her head straight, Song Yan pressed Xia Zhiye's back with one hand and the dart with the other, and his legs unconsciously clamped Xia Zhiye's waist.

    At that moment, Xia Zhiye understood what it meant to be self-inflicted.

    Even at the age when two pieces of wood can drill into a sea of ​​blazing fire, why did he insist on pulling Song Yan to participate in this kind of interactive activity originally designed for couples.

    Little Fatty: "...Sister Xiao, don't you think the combination of your expressions and lines is very strange?"

    Kong Xiaoxiao stared at the stage: "What do you know, watch your game."

    The competition has reached a fever pitch.

    Song Yanyan kept his hands steady, darts and darts, five darts, darts and darts must be reached, and soon enough 30 rings, when other opponents are still trying hard not to miss the target , has quickly completed the task and rushed to the next level.

    Then totally stupid.

    In the third level, the two worked together on the horizontal bar.

    The two are required to hug each other face to face, not squat, and then pass under the bar smoothly without touching the bar and other body parts except the feet touching the ground.

    Xia Zhiye is 187 in height, 117 in leg length, 110 in bar height, not to mention carrying Song Yan who is also over 1.8 meters tall.

    The host also noticed the silent pause between the two and said with a smile: "It seems that our two little classmates have encountered a problem. What are you going to do with this crossbar?"

    Have a fart.

    Song Yan looked at the crossbar in front of him, and understood that this competition was designed for young parents to enhance family harmony and promote the relationship between husband and wife. What's up.

    However, thinking about the promise of little mahjong, and not wanting her to be disappointed again and again because of adults breaking her promises, she still looked at Xia Zhiye: "Your flexibility and core muscle strength How about it?"

    "Flexibility is average, core muscle strength you should have learned just now."

    “…”

    Thinking that he was sitting on Xia Zhiye just now, and Xia Zhiye was still standing on a plank, Song Yan felt that in all fairness, Xia Zhiye's waist strength was indeed quite good.

    "I'll go first later, you follow me, just drag me." Song Yan made a decision lightly.

    Xia Zhiye looked at the height of the crossbar and Song Yan: "Can you do it?"

    "You can't?"

    Song Yan asked rhetorically.

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    He found that someone's mouth is a bit sharp today.

    Swipe her lower molars and said with a smile, "You can try me."

    Speaking, he stretched his hand around Song Yan's waist and firmly fixed him in front of him.

    Song Yan panicked: "What the **** are you doing?"

    "Didn't you say you can do it? How can you do it without making preparations in advance?" Xia Zhiye asked frankly and confidently.

    Song Yan: "…"

    Fuck.

    Sure enough, Xia Zhiye is more shameless.

    And with such a face-to-face post, I felt the familiar body temperature and citrus scent of Xia Zhiye, and the absurd dream in the daytime reappeared in front of me, too Mom is upset.

    Song Yan almost wanted to kick Xia Zhiye away, but after thinking about what she had promised Xiaomajong, she held back and said coldly: "I can do it anyway, so if I pass No, it means you can't."

    Xia Zhiye raised her eyebrows: "How about you try?"

    "?"

    Try you sir.

    Song Yan just wanted to scold someone when Xia Zhiye said solemnly: "If this method doesn't work, I'll replace it, don't worry."

    “…”

    At that moment, Song Yan felt that Xia Zhiye was just talking yellow nonsense and pretending to be innocent, but he had no evidence, and seeing that the other teams were catching up, he could only record the account first Then he walked to the bar, clutching the clothes on Xia Zhiye's waist tightly with both hands, and then bent back with his back to the bar.

    Two teenage boys and a little girl are very eye-catching in the parent-child paradise itself, not to mention the two boys are very handsome, so almost all the attention of the onlookers is on them body.

    Seeing the difficulty of this level, they have already begun to regret that these two boys are about to stop here, but they saw that the thinner boy slowly bent back.

    The boy's waist has a thin but not fragile sense of tenacity, and it bends down a startling arc little by little until it is parallel to the ground, and the whole body looks like a tail A fish gently lifted from the water.

    Only the person who holds the fish can see the beautiful scenery that others will never see.

      Extending, revealing a cool white delicate skin and just the right thin muscle texture.

    Xia Zhiye held Song Yan's waist with both hands, and pressed his palm to the skin of Song Yan's waist. He didn't know whether his body temperature was too low or his palm was too hot. His throat rolled involuntarily.

    Song Yan didn't have as much thought as he did, she just held Xia Zhiye's clothes, and then tried her best to make her body softer and lower, almost reaching the limit of her waist without hesitation. He completely believed in Xia Zhiye's control.

    It didn't stop until it was confirmed that the height could be passed perfectly, and called out, "Xia Zhiye."

    "Hmm."

    Xia Zhiye didn't seem to need much explanation from him, he stood with his legs spread apart, and his hands were firmly around his waist to ensure that he would not fall to the ground due to loss of strength, and then slowly Bend forward to make sure you are high enough to pass under the bar unharmed.

    One of the two people lowered their waists to the extreme, and the other leaned forward and hugged each other's body. While bearing the weight of the other person, they also ensured the balance of the two people And the height, and the crossbar is only less than two centimeters above Xia Zhiye, and it may touch and fall at any time.

    The onlookers were so nervous that they sweated for them just watching, and at the same time they were puzzled and anxious.

    In this position, the height of the two of them is indeed lower than the bar, but Song Yan's lower waist is completely unable to move back, let alone two people together through the crossbar.

    It's stuck here now, it's not going up or down, except for being in a hurry, the whole thing is a capital dilemma.

    The two are still too young.

    Long legs are sometimes an irreconcilable fault.

    How could these two play like this? !