Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    The silent carriage.

    Little Fatty and Zhou Ziqiu, who knew that the two were having an affair, but their eyes were full of contempt.

    Song Yan and Xia Zhiye, who were caught raped in the car and were embarrassed and silent.

    And Zhao Ruiwen, who didn't know anything but was sad, angry and distraught after being deceived.

    "How can you both do this!"

    Zhao Ruiwen was so angry that the frame of his glasses shook three times.

    Song Yan didn't know how much Zhao Ruiwen had heard of his conversation with Xia Zhiye, so he could only remain silent.

      What?! Am I just annoying you all?!"

    “…”

    So this is the brain circuit of a straight man.

    The idea was so new that Song Yan didn't know how to answer for a while, but she still stood there with a slumped face.

      You are in for a surprise."

    "Surprise?"

    Zhao Ruiwen cast a suspicious look through the thick lens.

    Xia Zhiye's expression did not change: "Yeah, Song Yan and I both have a temporary plan change, and suddenly there is time, and then I heard Zhou Ziqiu say that your plan has changed, so I want to appear suddenly A surprise for you, right Zhou Ziqiu?"

    Xia Zhiye looked back at Zhou Ziqiu and threw a threatening smirk.

    Zhou Ziqiu just thought that the two wanted to sneak out and do some shady things, but they were caught on the spot, so they wanted to take cover.

    So I didn't think much about it, groaned softly, turned my head to look out the window, and slowly threw a sentence: "Well, surprise."

    Wait until the day you two can't cover the cabinet door, it's not a surprise.

    As a member of the study committee, Zhao Ruiwen only loves to study and write scripts and novels. He is very simple. Hearing that he believed it by seven or eight points, and looked up at Song Yan, who was very reliable in his heart: " Hate brother, really?"

    Song Yan: "…Hmm."

    So Zhao Ruiwen was happy on the spot, and quickly greeted Song Yan: "Brother Yan, come and sit down."

    As he spoke, he pressed Song Yan to his left, holding Xia Zhiye in one hand and Song Yan in the other, and said happily, "I thought it was a pity that Dongshan was closed for the past few days and could not go up. , but thinking that the two of you can go to Xishan with me, I don't think it's a pity. Good brothers just need to be neat!"

    A pair of good brothers who were torn apart by him: "...Well, you are right."

    "But why didn't you two come?"

    Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan across Zhao Ruiwen, and smiled: "How do you know that my partner is not here?"

    Zhao Ruiwen: "?"

    Song Yan: "?"

    The two people who helped them cover the cabinet door: "?"

    Are you going to confess?

    Then Xia Zhiye slowly retracted his eyes, pointed at Zhao Ruiwen, and pointed at his heart: "He will always be in my heart and be with me."

    Zhao Ruiwen: “…”

    Song Yan: "…"

    The two people who helped them cover the cabinet door: "…"

    Except Zhao Ruiwen and Xia Zhiye, everyone took a deep breath and turned to look out the window with a look of disgust.

    Only Zhao Ruiwen grabbed Xia Zhiye's hand, and his face was moved: "Although it's a bit dirty, but it's so sweet, can I write your words into my novel?"

    Xia Zhiye readily accepted: "Of course, I still have a hundred words of earthy love here. If you are interested, you can write them into the novel. Do you want to hear it now?"

    Song Yan couldn't bear it anymore, passed Zhao Ruiwen, and kicked Xia Zhiye directly: "Can you shut up and talk less!"

    Xia Zhiye's hand on Zhao Ruiwen's shoulder lifted slightly, and while everyone was not paying attention, he pinched Song Yan's ear, and Song Yan immediately became so embarrassed that her ears became red, and she kicked again past.

    As a result, Xia Zhiye dodged in time this time, so this kick directly hit Zhao Ruiwen.

    "Ow-"

    With a cry of pain, Zhao Ruiwen hugged his calf hard, "Brother Yan, you are too hard to kick people, is Master Xia being beaten like this every day by you? "

    Song Yan: "…"

    He swears that he doesn't usually hit Xia Zhiye with such a strong force, but it was very rare that he couldn't control his strength when he was too angry just now.

    He didn't know what to say except "I'm sorry".

    "Sorry."

    "It's okay!"

    Zhao Ruiwen was full of tears, hugging his innocently injured calf, with a heroic face and a determined face of death, "I don't feel pain! But I can't let your relationship deteriorate like this! Today there are I'm here, don't want to hit Master Xia, Master Xia, don't be angry with Brother Xia, until you are completely reconciled, I'll stay in the middle and won't move!"

    The strong man does not return, the air is full of mountains and rivers, the excellent academic committee, moved China.

    Zhao Ruiwen felt that there was no better study committee member than him in this world.

    Xia Zhiye and Song Yan, who originally planned to spend a sweet New Year's Eve world for two, are now separated: "..."

    Thank you so much.

    Little Fatty and Zhou Ziqiu, who watched Zhao Ruiwen's wattage approaching 3000w and still felt like a guardian of justice: "..."

    It seems that reading is really bad.

    After the extremely complicated and unspoken silence, the four of them tacitly turned their heads in two directions, and no one wanted to say a word.

    The scene outside the window also began to retreat as the bus started.

    The slow moving carriage, the quiet atmosphere, the exhaustion after a day of class.

     Soon several people were leaning against the seat cushions and fell into a drowsiness.

    The journey from the station to Xishan is about two and a half hours, not too long, but definitely not too short.

    Little Fatty and Zhou Ziqiu, who were sitting on the farthest sides of the two sides, were okay. There was a window to lean against. The three people sitting in the middle would feel a little uncomfortable after sleeping for a long time.

    Xia Zhiye felt a heavy weight on his shoulders, instinctively thought it was Song Yan, so he raised his arms and wanted to hug him and rub him.

    As soon as I touch the hair, it feels wrong.

    Song Yan takes a shower every day and washes her hair, her hair is fluffy, soft and fragrant. Why is the hair in her hand greasy and hard.

    When he realized this, Xia Zhiye opened his eyes in a jiffy, and when he saw Zhao Ruiwen's mouth open, he was about to see the sleeping face of Harazi, and he quickly pushed it away.

    Seeing that Zhao Ruiwen was about to fall on Song Yan's shoulder in the other direction, Xia Zhiye hurriedly dragged him back.

    Out of the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of Song Yanzheng raising his head slightly, frowning, and sleeping very uncomfortable, so he stood up, used his hands hard, and pulled Zhao Ruiwen to the right like a chicken. Carry it, and then sit in Zhao Ruiwen's original position.

    Put Song Yan's head in her palm, bring her shoulders back gently, adjust the height to the most comfortable position for Song Yan, and then put her arms around Song Yan's shoulders, bowing her head and kissing Touched his forehead.

    Song Yan hadn't fallen asleep at all. After being touched by him like this, and smelling the familiar smell, her body instantly relaxed, her head rubbed lightly on Xia Zhiye's shoulder, and she whispered in a hoarse voice Complained: "I just slept badly to death."

    Xia Zhiye laughed softly: "Now that you know your boyfriend is fine?"

    Song Yan let out a low snort, and changed to a more comfortable position to lean on Xia Zhiye, as if the queen reluctantly praised her loyal soldier, but her body was extraordinarily honest.

    Xia Zhiye couldn't help but smiled and lowered his head and kissed his forehead: "Just know that I'm fine, go to sleep, there's still more than an hour, I'll call you when it arrives."

    "Hmm."

    Song Yan smelled his favorite smell on Xia Zhiye and fell asleep comfortably.

    I don't care about the miserable situation that Zhao Ruiwen next to him tried to lean on Zhou Ziqiu and was pushed away by disgust.

    So when Zhao Ruiwen woke up with a sore back and a stiff neck, when he opened his eyes, what he saw was the appearance of two people around him who were sleeping peacefully for years.

    The hand rubbing his neck froze instantly: "...?"

    What happened?

    Why did he change positions with Xia Zhiye?

    Why does Song Yan, who seems to want to kill Xia Zhiye 300 times a day, is sleeping so well-behaved and peacefully in Xia Zhiye's arms at this moment?

    Why did he feel like he did something wrong at that moment?

    Before he could react, the driver roared angrily: "Xishan is here! Remember to get your things when you get off the bus!"

    The others also woke up one after another, and then stretched their waists very naturally, got up, took things, got out of the car, without stopping or doubting, only Zhao Ruiwen was left alone. .

    Is he the only one who doesn't know what happened?

    Has he been sidelined again?

    However, everyone else had already walked away with big bags and small bags of camping tools. He didn't have time to think about it, he could only take things and hurriedly follow: "You wait for me!"

    ·

    Xishan and Dongshan have always been known as the two major camping resorts in Nanwu. There are special camping sites and camping service centers. The climate is not very cold. There are no mosquitoes, snakes and rats this season. On the contrary, there are plum blossoms all over the mountains and plains to see, which is also an excellent perspective for watching the New Year's Eve fireworks show.

    So while it's not the best season for camping, it's not that weird.

    After choosing the cleanest and most empty site that is close to the service center, a few people started to set up tents and set up pots.

    Although Song Minghai is not very good, his assistants are really strong at work. The camping tools bought for them are all the highest-end, most convenient and safest, and they have everything you need. .

    In addition to Xia Zhiye, an almighty boyfriend who had almost no problems, he set up a warm and tight tent with a canopy in no time.

    Ask the service center to borrow a camping folding table and two folding chairs, put them under the sky, take out the outdoor high-power power supply, and turn on the heater, I don't even know where it came from A bunch of small light bulbs are placed on the tent, and the warm yellow halo is dotted with the off-white tent, which is very warm and romantic.

    Seeing Zhao Ruiwen who was still fighting with the small tent at the other end, they were stunned and ran over to watch.

    "Fuck, awesome, you guys actually brought such a high-power outdoor power supply, I only brought a power bank. But the place you chose is too far from our three tents , Anyway, we haven't tied it yet, why don't we move it closer and use your electricity?"

    Zhao Ruiwen sent out a long series of sighs and requests in one breath, Xia Zhiye just wanted to invite him away from the earth.

    If it wasn't for this person who suddenly changed the campsite because of the road closure in Dongshan, he and Song Yan would have been lying on chairs alone by now, looking at the stars, drinking small wine, eating With his love bento, you hug me, hug each other, dry wood and fire, and all of them are mixed up by this man.

    Now I finally found an opportunity to move the tent 20 to 30 meters away, just to have a little space for some **** with my boyfriend at night, but this person also wanted to be sex.

    No way.

    Xia Zhiye didn't even think about it: "No."

    Zhao Ruiwen: "Why?"

    "Song Yan sleeps at night, talks in his sleep, grinds his teeth, sleepwalks and beats people. I'm afraid I will scare you."

    “…?”

    Song Yan tilted her head to look at Xia Zhiye.

    Xia Zhiye put his arms around his shoulders, bowed his head, and in a voice that only the two of them could hear, he whispered, "For one hundred and eighty."

    “…”

    Grass!

    Is this man an ivory man!

    From head to toe, from the inside to the outside!

    Song Yan was so angry that he kicked over.

    As soon as he finished kicking, and before he had time to scold, he felt that he had been violently pulled away, and then Zhao Ruiwen appeared between him and Xia Zhiye, with a serious expression on his face: "Song Yan Classmate! Even if you are angry with classmate Xia Zhiye again, you can't beat him at will! Have you forgotten how good he used to be to you? Is it because you each have a girlfriend now that you don't cherish the relationship between you two? Friendship!"

    “…”

    At that moment, Song Yan had nothing to say.

    Zhao Ruiwen decided that good people will be good people to the end, and their relationship must be reconciled, so he issued an order: "The two of you are sitting here facing each other now, quietly watching each other for three minutes, and recall that you two know each other so well. After all the long-term experiences, think about whether your friendship is worth cherishing, no one is allowed to speak, no one is allowed to do anything, and when we set up the tent, we will come back to check, do you hear?"

    After finishing speaking, Xia Zhiye chuckled: "I don't mind, I hate brother."

    Song Yan must not do such a stupid thing.

    As soon as he was about to speak, Zhao Ruiwen looked at him: "Especially you, Brother Yan, you promised not to hit Master Xia again, otherwise I will sit next to you and supervise you, when will you reconcile? When do I go."

    My brain made up for the scene of myself and Xia Zhiye sitting awkwardly facing each other like two idiots, with Zhao Ruiwen squatting next to them, and Song Yan's scalp tingled.

    Yuguang glanced at Xiaopang and Zhou Ziqiu who were laughing at the side, grinding their back molars: "Okay, I promise you."

    "That's right." Zhao Ruiwen adjusted the distance of the chairs with satisfaction, and pressed the two people face to face, "I hope that when we set up the tent and come back, you are reconciled as before."

    After speaking, Xiaopang and Zhou Ziqiu, who were almost mad at holding back their laughter, walked away.

    The chairs were placed behind the tent, Zhao Ruiwen and the others could not see it.

    So Song Yan finally didn't need to disguise anymore, he was so angry that he punched Xia Zhiye, but Xia Zhiye pinched his wrist, moved forward, brought it into his arms, and then faced him in a face-to-face manner The posture of riding on Xia Zhiye's legs.

    A bit of a shame.

    Song Yan wanted to break free, but was restrained by Xia Zhiye: "I finally have some alone time, so let me hug for a while."

    “…”

    "I'm tired of setting up a tent, so you can treat your boyfriend as a reward?"

    During the whole process of setting up the tent, Xia Zhiye was not willing to let Song Yan do it. Thinking of this, Song Yan felt that it was not impossible to let him hold him for a while.

    Putting her arms around Xia Zhiye's neck, she sat quietly on his lap.

      How can you think we are enemies?"

    Song is unreasonable and strong: "That's because he is highly myopic."

    Even though she had heard Xia Zhiye's confession many times, Song Yan couldn't help but her heart beat faster: "Can you say less serious things all day long."

    "If you tell the truth to your boyfriend, it's not serious." Xia Zhiye tightened Song Yan's waist, "Speaking of which, our brother Yan doesn't seem to be serious. What inappropriate things did the Eight Classics say to me?"

    Except for the last quarrel, Song Yan really didn't take the initiative to formally tell Xia Zhiye that I like you.

    Thinking about it this way, I owe Xia Zhiye a little.

    But now Song Yan speaks, he really can't.

    Xia Zhiye knows his character, he belongs to the kind of person who can't express anything when he's not in a hurry, but it's not necessarily that he really likes it, so he raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, we hate brother, don't we? Are you willing to say that it's because you don't like me?"

    "No."

    Song Yan answered in a hurry.

      If you don't like me, why don't you just say you like me, and you don't want to admit our relationship?"

    "That's not because of..."

    "If you are afraid that your father will find out, then we usually pay attention to it, and friends in Zhao Ruiwen's relationship can't talk about it? Do you think our relationship can't be said, and we have prepared You can dump me at any time, so you don't want to give me a name at all?"

    "I said no."

    "Then how do you prove you don't?"

    “…”

    The voice fell, and there was a brief pause.

    Xia Zhiye doesn't really care if their relationship is public or not, she just wants to tease Song Yan.

    However, Song Yan took it seriously, pursed her lips slightly, and said in a low voice, "I was afraid that my dad would find out, but we didn't feel that our relationship was unspeakable, nor did we feel ashamed, It's just plain…”

    "What?"

    "Sorry."

    “…”

    Xia Zhiye thought about a lot of things that Song Yan took into account, and felt that it was justifiable and reasonable, so Song Yan didn't want to make it public, so he cooperated.

    But I didn't expect to ask the question to the end, it was such a simple reason.

    However, thinking about it carefully, this reason is indeed a reason that fits Song Yan's character.

    He is not the kind of person who will be timid because of other people's malicious views, but he is indeed embarrassed to run away because of other people's well-meaning booing.

    Thinking of this, Xia Zhiye felt that her boyfriend was really cute.

    What a cool guy, just a sweet guy who looks cool on the surface.

    So I couldn't help laughing softly: "Then you kiss me, kiss me and I will believe you don't, and we will continue to cover the cabinet door to engage in underground love."

    “…”

    In the shocking scrutiny of saying I like you and coming out on the spot and accepting Zhao Ruiwen, Song Yanlue hesitated and made a choice, "Then close your eyes."

    "You kissed me the first two times, but you didn't let me close my eyes."

    "Oops, this time is different! Shut up!"

    "Ok, I'll close."

    Xia Zhiye smiled and closed his eyes.

    Song Yan also slowly lowered her eyelids, and in the direction of the familiar feeling, lowered her head little by little, and touched Xia Zhiye's lips.

    The West Mountains at night, everything is quiet, the mountain wind is slightly cold, with the fragrance of white plums.

    Song Yan lowered her head and kissed Xia Zhiye lightly, trying to exchange this kiss for a little kept secret.

    Then a second before his lips touched Xia Zhiye's, he heard an extremely shocked voice: "What are you doing!!"

    At that moment, the world stopped.

    The wind is no longer blowing, and the plum blossoms are no longer fragrant.

    Song Yan and Xia Zhiye didn't even have the urge to kill and kill themselves, only a kind of tiredness that they got used to after going through the vicissitudes of life.

    Song Yan sighed.

    Xia Zhiye also sighed.

    Then opened his eyes, turned his head to look at Zhao Ruiwen, who was full of shock and disbelief, and Zhou Ziqiu, who was waiting for the melons to eat melons, his eyes were full of tiredness, it seemed Resistance has been given up.

    And their wordless silence is no different than confirming the most daring, shameful and unacceptable guess in Zhao Ruiwen's heart, so he was shocked with uncontrollable anger: "You guys Two are too much! How can you do this! Are you still human!"

    Zhou Ziqiu didn't expect Zhao Ruiwen's reaction to be so big, thinking he couldn't accept homosexuality, he was discriminated against, and just wanted to stop him, he heard Zhao Ruiwen's extremely sad and angry voice: "It doesn't matter if you have an affair! But you guys Is this worthy of the sweetest little milkberry in the world!"

    Zhou Ziqiu, who originally only wanted to eat melons and watch dramas, heard the words and looked at Zhao Ruiwen: "Who are you talking about?"

    "The sweetest little milkberry in the world, the girlfriend of Brother Yan, a particularly cute girl, was deceived by Brother Yan." Zhao Ruiwen clenched his fist and was furious.

    And Zhou Ziqiu could no longer feel his anger, but looked at Song Yan and Xia Zhiye in disbelief.

    Song Yan didn't know for a while whether it was to make him feel that he was green, which hit him even more, or to tell him that his girlfriend who thought he was dating online not only didn't think they were dating online or even wasn't a girl at all hit even more.

    He could only lower his head and sigh again.

    The world stopped at that moment.

    The wind is no longer blowing, and the plum blossoms are no longer fragrant.

    Zhou Ziqiu seemed to hear that his heart was broken.

    Xia Zhiye touched Song Yan's head distressedly: "Brother Yan, it's alright, I love you, so I am willing to kill and set fire to destroy the corpse for you, otherwise this cabinet door may be covered No longer."

    Song Yan rested her forehead on his shoulder and said tiredly, "Forget it, don't cover it."

    He understands that there can never be secrets in this world.

    If it does, it will surely kill you one day in all kinds of strange ways.

    So love it, he is too lazy to ask for this face.