Don’t Pretend to be Poor with Me

    Song Yan lay down, unable to love her, and said with rage: "Tell your mother, my brother is still sleeping, I didn't hear you."

    "Oh, good!" Song Lele turned around and shouted downstairs across the door, "Mom!! Brother said he was still sleeping! Didn't hear!!"

    “…”

    The entire villa fell into an unprecedented awkward silence.

    In the silence, Song Yan closed her eyes in despair: "Xia Zhiye."

    Xia Zhiye held back a smile: "Well, what's wrong?"

    “Look up the Minors Protection Act and the Women and Children Protection Act.”

    "?"

    "Is it illegal to ask a child under ten to write three math papers a day?"

    "..." Xia Zhiye thought for a while, and worded it appropriately, "It's not illegal, but it's not moral."

    Ok, it's okay if it's not illegal, and it's immoral.

    Song Yan sat up from the bed with great effort, rubbed her face, and said to the door in a hoarse voice, "Let's get down immediately."

    Song Lele, who was outside the door, replied obediently, "Well, good."

    Then Song Yan stood up, took out a set of home clothes he bought and a new box of underwear from the closet and threw them to Xia Zhiye: "Put them on, go down to eat."

    Xia Zhiye took over: "How about you?"

    Song Yan sat at the desk, turned on the computer, and said indifferently: "Look for all the math competition questions in the third grade of elementary school nationwide."

    “…”

    Xia Zhiye heard the sound of the printer starting to work frantically, and suddenly understood a truth - the more handsome the man, the more ruthless he was.

    So he obediently went into the bathroom and changed his clothes.

    Song Yan picked up the thick rolls just printed on the table, and glanced sideways: "Where is it small? Isn't it suitable?"

    Xia Zhiye replied, "Where you can't see but touch."

    Song Yan: "…"

    Three seconds later, Song Lele, who was guarding outside the door, heard the sound of a huge book hitting his body and a sentence from his brother gnashing his teeth: "You! You are! Small!"

    "?"

    Is my brother's friend a kid?

    Song Lele used his cerebellum seeds with a score of 59 in the math final exam to ask a seemingly logical question.

    Then after a while, the door finally opened.

    Song Lele felt that he was shrouded in a huge shadow, looked up and saw Xia Zhiye who was forty or fifty centimeters taller than him, he couldn't help but let out a sigh: " Wow, brother, you are so big, bigger than my brother."

    “…”

    Praise and praise, what's the matter?

    Song Yan, who is now very sensitive to "size", called out coldly, "Song Lele."

    Song Lele raised her innocent face: "Huh?"

    "Reach out."

    "Oh."

    Song Lele obediently stretched out her hands, spread her palms, and then a thick stack of rolls was placed on her tender skin, causing her entire body to tremble.

    Song Lele raised her head and blinked in confusion.

    Song Yan looked down at him, ruthlessly: "Done."

    At that moment, it was the first time Xia Zhiye saw panic and despair in a child under ten years old.

    Seeing that Song Lele was about to cry out of fear, Xia Zhiye smiled and rubbed his head: "Your brother is teasing you, don't be afraid."

    Can you not be afraid?

    Song Lele was terrified.

    Quickly hid behind the older brother who was bigger than his brother, and peeked at Song Yan with an expression like a cabbage in the field.

    Xia Zhiye also protected him, smiled at Song Yan: "The child is still young, don't care about him."

    Song Lele nodded frantically behind Xia Zhiye, as if she had finally found an ally.

    Song Yan gave him a speechless look.

    It's the first time I met someone and used others as a backer, which is really promising.

    I didn't bother to tangle with the big and small, so I turned around and went downstairs to the restaurant.

    Song Lele breathed a sigh of relief.

    Then looked up at Xia Zhiye: "Brother, where did you come from?"

    I was the same older brother when I entered the room last night, why did I become two older brothers when I left the room today?

    Looking at Song Lele's innocent eyes, Xia Zhiye pointed to the small iron tree in the house without any guilt: "It changed me."

    Song Lele is the kind of romantic fool who still believes that Santa Claus really exists in the world. Hearing this, his eyes widened immediately: "Really?"

    "Well, really, as long as your brother makes a wish, within six hours, I will definitely make it."

    "Is it only possible for my brother to make a wish?"

    "Well" Xia Zhiye thought for a while, "Generally yes, but if we are sincere enough, maybe it will be effective."

    "Oh." Song Lele nodded in understanding, "So you have to obey my brother anyway?"

    Xia Zhiye thought about his family status, nodded and said, "Almost. Occasionally, you may not listen, but you will be beaten."

    Song Lele: “…”

    Sure enough, no one can save him from his brother's clutches.

     Nine-year-old Song Lele sighed in sadness and despair.

    Just after sighing, I heard his brother's cold voice from downstairs: "Song Lele, if you don't come down for dinner, I will add three more papers for you."

    So immediately put away the sigh, and immediately ran downstairs with the stack of papers: "Don't, brother, I'm here, I'm here!"

    It looks really scary.

    Xia Zhiye also followed with a smile and swayed slowly.

    Song Shuangxi, their cold-faced cool brother, is indeed a man standing at the top of the food chain.

    The man at the top of the food chain is sitting at the dining table at this moment, holding the milk cup nervously, looking at the three elders who are eating breakfast slowly.

    When Xia Zhiye came down, he hurriedly introduced him to him and said, "This is my classmate Xia Zhiye, who is also the grandson of my father's partner. I came to Beijing with his sister last night to pay New Year's greetings to my brother-in-law's house. But his brother-in-law's house has guests, and the bed is not enough, so he came to my house for a night, because it's too late, I didn't tell you, I'll wait for him to finish his meal."

    "Sleep well after dinner."

    Not waiting for Song Yan to say the word "go", Qin Qing smiled and pushed the breakfast on the table to Xia Zhiye, "It's a big New Year's Eve, it's hard to follow the adults so much. My family doesn't pay attention to these things, if you are still sleepy after eating, just go to sleep and go back to sleep."

    Is it true?

    Song Yan looked at the three people across the table with the same expressions, and she didn't know if she should breathe a sigh of relief.

    Xia Zhiye sat down beside him familiarly, with peach blossom eyes, showing that legendary smile that was especially popular with aunts and aunts: "Then thank you Auntie. I wish Aunt Tan , Grandpa Tan, Grandma Tan, Happy New Year, everything goes well, good health, happy children and grandchildren."

    "Oh, thank you Xiaoxia, Xiaoxia is such a good boy."

    Song Yan is a gourd with a saw-mouthed gourd, and Song Lele is a naive person. It was the first time that the second elder heard such a sweet and sweet blessing from his grandchildren in the early morning of the Chinese New Year. Little red envelope: "Come, take it, the lucky money, grandparents also wish you a smooth study, titled on the golden list."

    "Thank you grandma and grandma, I heard that you two are top graduates from Peking University, then I will take your blessings. When I get back to the top of the exam, I will be the first to announce the good news to you."

    "Okay! Young people, you must have this kind of ambition! But when you are admitted to the top spot, you must come to Peking University, not Tsinghua University, they can't." The two colleges fell in love with each other for most of their lives , so that Old Tan still remembers this hatred at a very old age, and cautiously persuades Xia Zhiye.

    Qin Qing hurriedly said: "Dad, you are an adult, don't affect your child's choice."

    How does it affect the child's choice?

    He speaks the truth.

    Tan Lao just wanted to refute with a straight face, Xia Zhiye smiled and said: "Of course I'm going to Peking University, I've been longing for Weiming Lake for a long time, and by the way, I can enjoy the blessing of Er Lao."

    Old Tan's face stretched out immediately: "Hey, that's right, come and come, eat this spring roll, your grandma Tan made it herself."

    "Well, okay, thank you Grandpa Tan." Xia Zhiye held the bowl with both hands, took the spring roll, took a bite, opened his eyes immediately, and asked, "Grandma, is this really what you did? "

    Grandma Qin was a little nervous: "what's the matter, don't you have an appetite?"

    "No. I just think you have such a good temperament. You look like a lady who only talks about romance and doesn't eat fireworks. I didn't expect your cooking skills to be so good, so I'm a little surprised." Xia Zhiye laughed Nice and sweet.

    Grandma Tan's face instantly blossomed with a smile: "What a romantic affair, that's all a matter of youth, and now she's a yellow-faced woman."

      ."

    In one sentence, I flattered both of them.

    Grandma Tan laughed so hard that she pushed all the plates on the table towards Xia Zhiye: "Oh, you child, you really know how to talk, come and come, eat more point."

    Xia Zhiye followed her wishes and coaxed the second old man into a happy mood.

    The remaining pro-grandson Song Lele and legal grandson Song Yan watched this happy scene and remained silent.

    Song Lele pursed her lips and finally said, "Brother."

    Song Yan held the milk cup expressionlessly: "Well."

    Song Lele asked, "Is this brother here to rob my grandma and grandpa from me?"

    Song Yan replied: "No, I'm here to grab your brother from you."

    "Oh, that's good, that's great. Then can he be my brother? He's so tall, handsome, and gentle." The young Song Lele couldn't hide his innermost thoughts.

    Song Yan, who is also young: "…"

    I can't eat this breakfast.

    Xia Zhiye, this vixen, will use seduction everywhere, rubbish.

    Song Yan picked up her chopsticks and poked the fried dough sticks on the table.

    Qin Qing saw him like this, worried that he felt left out, and hurriedly took a spring roll and put it in his bowl: "You also eat more, it's only half a month since you got home, just thin again."

    "Well, thank you Aunt Tan."

    Song Yan felt a little warm in her heart, and was about to pick up the spring rolls and put them in her mouth, when she stretched out a pair of chopsticks from the side, and took the food away.

    Song Yan: "?"

    Xia Zhiye, who had just eaten a spring roll, sandwiched the spring roll that should belong to Song Yan, and smiled naturally and politely: "Maybe Aunt Tan forgot to put coriander and leeks in it."

    The volume was so low that only they and Qin Qing who sat opposite them could hear.

    Qin Qing's hand holding the chopsticks paused.

    She didn't forget, she didn't know Song Yan didn't eat coriander and leeks for so many years.

    Because Song Yan lives in school most of the time, and her character is taciturn, the housework at home is usually done by auntie, she is not good at it, Song Lele spends most of her energy at a young age, so Although she is also trying to take care of Song Yan, she is far from caring and meticulous about Song Yan.

    Qin Qing lowered her eyelashes and seemed to feel remorse and guilt.

    But Song Yan has never asked for such care. He feels that Qin Qing, as a stepmother, in Song Minghai's feudal patriarchal autocracy, it is not easy to do so.

    But he can't say good things or comfort people, so he pursed his lips and held it for a long time, then squeezed his chopsticks tightly and said: "I started after arriving in Nanwu. Those who don't eat coriander and chives, the chives and coriander they have there are not delicious."

    "Pfft."

    Xia Zhiye and Qin Qing suddenly couldn't hold back, they turned their heads and laughed.

    Song Yan instantly raised her face and glared at Xia Zhiye fiercely.

    Smile.

    What a joke.

    Xia Zhiye really thought that Song Yan was too cute, he couldn't help but put on his shoulder, leaned his head, and laughed in a low voice: "If you can't lie, don't lie, otherwise it will be very cute. of."

    The voice fell, Song Yan raised her eyes and glanced at Qin Qing across the table, and found that she was also holding a smile against the tip of her nose, lowered her head in shame, and poked the dough sticks twice angrily.

    Song Lele, who did not know what to do, bumped into the gun: "Brother, what are Brother Xia and mother laughing at?"

    Song Yan gritted her back molars: "I'm laughing, if you don't eat, the winter vacation homework will double."

    "!"

    Song Lele widened her eyes in horror, picked up the milk cup and started to groan wildly. She has never eaten so well in her life.

    The old couple on the other side, who were also unclear, looked at this scene across the long table and felt very happy.

    "Yes, yes, that's how you want to eat. Hey, Xiao Xia is really good, and people like it. When you are admitted to Peking University, and you are almost old, I will introduce the granddaughters of my old colleagues. Here, come to visit more at that time." Old Tan smiled amiably.

    Song Yan's hand under the table reached Xia Zhiye's thigh and twisted it hard.

    Xia Zhiye held her breath in pain, straightened her waist, and said with a righteous and innocent face: "I will definitely come to visit more, but there is no need to introduce my granddaughter. Young people should focus on their studies and careers. ."

    Old Qin didn't do what he thought, and nodded in appreciation: "Well, yes, young people are seeking to make progress, it's a good thing, then you and Xiaoyan may still be classmates, starting a business together, it's also good ."

    Xia Zhiye endured the fatal attack on his thigh, smiled and agreed: "You are right."

    The table is full of joy again.

    This child's journey is so difficult.

    However, in Song Yan's eyes, last night's cheating finally got through thanks to Xia Zhiye's small mouth, which can tell people what people say and what other people talk about.

    Xia Zhiye thought it was funny, sat beside the bed, pinched the back of his neck: "Just coax the old man to be happy, why are you being a jerk?"

    Song Yan felt itchy, slapped his hand, turned over, and said in a cold voice, "I asked you to coax the old man, but I didn't let you coax them to introduce you to a girlfriend."

    Oh, I was jealous.

    The smile in Xia Zhiye's eyes deepened: "Didn't I refuse. If we don't feel relieved, I'll go tell them now that I already have a boyfriend?"

    "Roll."

    Song Yan kicked Xia Zhiye.

    Xia Zhiye smiled and bowed his head and kissed him: "I paid so much, isn't it all for the sake of a harmonious family relationship when I marry into your family? You still kick me, do you have any conscience? ."

    Song Yan was quite self-conscious when he heard his words, so he didn't care about him, and let him play with his hair, but his mouth was still stubborn: "Who agreed that you marry into my house? ."

    Xia Zhiye did not hesitate: "Aunt Tan."

    Song Yan: "?"

    Xia Zhiye took out his phone and put it in front of him: "See for yourself."

    The chat interface shows that Qin Qing took the initiative to add Xia Zhiye's WeChat just now.

    [System prompt]: You have added Qingfengmingyue, now you can chat

    [Qingfengmingyue]: Xiaoxia, I'm Aunt Tan, your sister pushed me your WeChat ID

    [Wild]: Well, Aunt Qin

    [Qingfengmingyue]: What I said next may be a bit presumptuous, but after thinking about it, I still think I should talk to you

    [Wild]: You speak

      A competent stepmother.

    [Qingfengmingyue]: Every time his dad beats him and scolds him, I can't think of any way except quarreling with his dad and crying secretly. His care and care are far from enough, so sometimes this child is not a relative, and his temperament is a bit awkward. Don't blame him, he is actually a good boy.

    [Qingfengmingyue]: So I am happy to know that someone can take care of him.

    [Wild]: Auntie, actually

    [Qingfengmingyue]: Don't be afraid, Auntie is not here to blame you. Auntie Nanwu probably saw it last time, how do you young people know how to hide what you like, so Auntie thought about it for a long time when she came back.

    [Qingfengmingyue]: I don’t know if Lele was in such a situation today, would I be able to accept and acquiesce so calmly, and I don’t have the qualifications and confidence to say that I treat children Yan and Lele are exactly the same, but I do hope that Xiao Yan will have a good life from now on, and I also want to do what an elder should do.

    [Qingfengmingyue]: In the past ten years, I have watched Xiaoyan grow up. Only these days can I see that he is really happy, and even acts coquettishly and willfully loses his temper, so he should meet the real The person who treats him well, at least better than my stepmother, I feel that I am not qualified to stop it.

    [Wild]: Auntie, don't say that, Xiaoyan is actually very grateful to you.

    [Qingfengmingyue]: Xiaoyan has not been easy since she was a child, so my aunt wants to ask you, if something happens in the future, be sure to protect Xiaoyan and don’t let him feel himself was abandoned.

    [Wild]: Auntie, don't worry, I will always hate Song.

    Long, very long chats.

    When Song Yan read it, he felt that he must have forgotten to turn on the humidifier last night, otherwise why is the indoor air so dry that his eyes are numb.

    He handed the phone back without expression, and his tone remained calm: "Didn't she tell you not to tell me."

    "But I didn't promise her." Xia Zhiye smiled like a fox, "I only promised her to always be nice to you."

    "The scheming."

    Song Yan cursed in a low voice, then turned over and faced inward.

    Xia Zhiye lowered his head to look at him, and twitched his earlobe lightly: "Guess why I told you."

    "Because you are free."

    "Because I want to tell you, in fact, Aunt Tan and Song Lele both like you. And as long as you are not blind and foolish, you can see that you are worthy of being liked, so in the future you are not allowed to say that you are perfect Words from the most annoying person in the world."

    A moment of silence.

    Song Yan lowered her eyelashes and said in a low voice, "But she will divorce my dad soon, and then we will have nothing to do."

    "But I believe that as long as you need her, she will be happy to continue to be your auntie. The family is not family, and sometimes it has nothing to do with blood. At least" Xia Zhiye's tone was low and serious.

    Song Yan looked up at him: "At least what?"

    Xia Zhiye frowned: "At least when the time comes to get married, Song Lele's mother-in-law and his-grandfather's money won't be able to escape, so I have to think about which table to arrange for them."

    "?"

    It's fine if this person comes to eat and drink, but he even thinks about money? !

    "Xia Zhiye, you need a face!"

    Song Yan picked up the pillow at hand and threw it at Xia Zhiye.

    Xia Zhiye caught it with a smile, then lowered her head and kissed Song Yan again: "No way, who makes my boyfriend live an extravagant and extravagant life and spend too much money, I always find a way to make more money Just, by the way, accept the sincere blessings of the older generation."

    "Who is arrogant and lustful! You have no shame!"

    Song Yan couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Xia Zhiye's collar and pressed him on the bed, then rolled over and sat on him, it was a violent beating.

    But Xia Zhiye had been beaten for a long time. Not only was he not afraid to back down, but he even took the opportunity to take advantage of Song Yan.

    Song Yan was reluctant to play hard again.

    After a violent beating, Xia Zhiye was relieved and satisfied, Song Yan blushed and panted.

    Can only throw the pillow angrily, climb down from the bed, and sit in front of the desk angrily.

    He didn't want to find a way to make Xia Zhiye suffer from pain today. This person doesn't know what Song Family Rules are.

    Song Yan, who has been well behaved since childhood, frowned slightly and fell into distress.

    Then out of the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of the small box on the table with a pair of "hi" earrings, so he pulled the corner of his mouth coldly, he was going to let Xia Zhiye feel something for himself today It's called Achilles' heel.

    Pick up the box, turn around, and face Xia Zhiye, smiling like a femme fatale: "Boyfriend, do you want to bring couple earrings?"

    Xia Zhiye was tidying up the bed that had been tormented by them. Hearing this cool question, he turned his head stiffly, and when he bumped into Song Yan's terrifying smile, his heart was filled with shock. He squeaked, but the nature of raking his ears made him dare not say no: "I want to"

    "Then I'll pierce your ears today, okay?"

    Good

    "Okay, put things down and follow me downstairs."

    "?"

    Seeing Xia Zhiye's puzzled expression, Song Yan explained, "Song Lele also had her ears pierced when she was a child."

    Xia Zhiye: "So?"

     "So his pierced ears, his mother's pierced ears, and his grandma's pierced ears were all pierced by his grandma herself. Today it's your turn to enjoy this blessing."

    "???" Xia Zhiye tried to argue, "So what, geezer, wouldn't it be too old and unsafe to pierce your ears? Can't we go to the hospital for a laser?"

    "No." Song Yan smiled kindly and dignifiedly, "Others fight the same as your grandmother Tan? They have a golden marriage, so you don't want to get lucky and accept the elders' fight. Sincere congratulations?"

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    He suddenly missed Song Yan, who at first only kept a cold face and said nothing but was extraordinarily simple and easy to deceive.

    Now Song Yan has gradually turned black.

    "Want to wear couples earrings?"

    Song Yan coldly interrupted.

    Xia Zhiye: "Think."

    "Then accept the blessing of the golden wedding elders."

    Song Yan stood up slowly, opened the bedroom door, and called downstairs, "Grandma, Xia Zhiye wants to trouble you with something."

    "Hey, okay, please!"

    I agree with joy and joy, and it is absolutely impossible to refuse.

    Xia Zhiye: "…"

    Go ahead.

    Golden wedding wishes are also very auspicious.

    As long as they are bored and happy, he is a boyfriend, so it doesn't matter if he dies once.

    Ten minutes later, in the luxuriously decorated kitchen of a high-end villa residential area in Beijing, there was an extremely mournful scream from a fierce and undefeated third middle school bully.

    At the same time, a third-grade elementary school student who was humbly writing math papers in the second-floor study of the villa suddenly shook the tip of his pen, and immediately ran out the door, leaning on the railing, shouting in horror: "Brother!! I heard pigs bark just now!! I'm so scared!!"

    At that moment, Song Yan finally couldn't help leaning over Xia Zhiye's shoulder and laughed out loud.

    Several adults hurriedly held back their laughter and explained to Song Lele why his handsome and gentle brother Xia let out a pig croak.

    Xia Zhiye looked at Song Yan who was lying on top of him and laughed so much that his whole body was shaking and he couldn't stop, helplessly and connivingly, the corners of his lips curved up, and he licked a fistful his hair.

    Little things that are broken.

    The house, which has been quiet and empty for the past ten years, finally burst into joyful laughter in the colorful Spring Festival couplets and blessing characters.

    It was Song Yan's entire boyhood, the only New Year that could be said to be related to happiness, and it was also another bright red that Xia Zhiye brought into his life.

    So Song Yan thought that he had no reason not to love Xia Zhiye.

    No matter how difficult this road may be from now on.