Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

    Jiang Qingyue looked around at no one, picked it up and measured it on her body. Ren Shuhan, who had no interest in women's clothing, was excited at the time. After all, his wife looked good in everything she wore. of waste.

    "I'll measure it for you," Ren Shuhan picked up the soft ruler beside him and started to play hooligans, first going around his waist, then two times around his thighs, "Well, it's so thin, the legs are so thin. There is more meat on the waist than on the waist."

    I haven't recovered from yesterday's strength yet, but Jiang Qingyue is flabby again.

    "Master, don't make trouble, someone."

    He hid behind the hanger, snatched the tape measure, waited for someone to come and handed it to a professional to measure, Ren Shuhan watched from the side, from his legs to his waist to his chest, Think carefully.

    It will take some time for the clothes to be delivered to the door. During this period, you must buy lubricants, ultra-thin condoms of various flavors…

    To the end of the stroll, Ren Shuhan secretly ordered a pair of soft lambskin handcuffs to match with the choker he bought for Jiang Qingyue. Very moving.

    Jiang Qingyue didn't even know it was a date, let alone what she was about to face.

      , to send candy to the fans in the crew.

    "The next episode of "Agent Deacon" is going to be broadcast this week," Shen Xinghe said expectantly, "I've been watching Gu Weici's sb for a long time, and after this episode, he will definitely lose face and dance again. ."

    Ren Shuhan likes to talk to people about this topic: "Why don't you like him?"

    "He's sticking to you to fry fake CPs! It's really annoying," Shen Xinghe said, "When I debuted, I also fry CPs with Qingmeng, but I honestly admit that I'm not like him , while eating the cp bonus and saying that he doesn't sell corruption, he stands up again."

    Actually, Shen Xinghe failed to speculate on CP with Gu Qingmeng, and the fans didn't buy it, so now they can only have an underground relationship, which is pure envy, jealousy and hatred.

    This is the normal world.

    "The last time he pretended to visit the class, he talked to me," Shen Xinghe added, "Who is he? Am I familiar with him? Fortunately, I was far away from being photographed by him. , otherwise I don't know if I will be bought when I buy the manuscript."

    Wow, you are still trying to get to know the supporting roles, haha, don't you mean to focus on your career and don't want to rely on men? Can you walk independently?

    "Well." Ren Shuhan calmly agreed, "I don't like him either, it's hypocritical."

    Jiang Qingyue was making tea for him and didn't speak.

    "But you're different from Assistant Jiang's CP, it's very good to eat," Gu Qingmeng added for Shen Xinghe, "I especially envy you guys who grew up together, each other is the most important thing I was not absent at all times, and companionship is the longest confession of love."

    Jiang Qingyue raised her head blankly: cp? good to eat?

    "Many couples broke up after they went to college because they couldn't stand the long-distance relationship, just like the male protagonist." Gu Qingmeng shook the script, "but you even went to the same college. , really romantic."

    "I'm clingy," Ren Shuhan voluntarily admitted, "It's hard to see him."

    Everyone: "yooooo~"

    So why not come out now!

    Jiang Qingyue was accustomed to being coaxed, and quietly and obediently handed tea to the young master. After everyone was busy filming, she secretly searched for what it means to be a cp door to the world.

    So two days later, at the end of the movie, Ren Shuhan won two days of weekend vacation. When he went home and waited to watch the show, he suddenly received two couriers from the doorman. , I thought it was the handcuffs I ordered, so I took it apart, but I got two "Hanyue" cp brick books.

    Ren Shuhan: ?

    What?

    The first one is a comic, wrapped in huge foam, so I can't see it clearly, but I can only see that the cover is flesh-colored, very exciting, and comes with a postcard, the front is two A two-dimensional character with a very gorgeous style, a cool and handsome man standing by the balcony against the light, and the back of another long-haired beauty kneeling at his feet, hugging his crotch, covering his lower abdomen with his head, and is Being stepped on somewhere by his leather shoes...

    On the back is the author's signature of Long Feifengwu: Assistant when you are busy, and assistant when you are not.

    Ren Shuhan: "…"

      Moaning in the basement of the ancient castle", "After being sold into a wealthy family, the young master actually treated me like this..."...

    Ren Shuhan: Ah, I really underestimated this little boring show.

    You can't run tonight!

    The second bag contained his custom handcuffs, collar and cheongsam. Ren Shuhan threw two books on the coffee table and his clothes beside the books. The audience's reaction to this issue of "Deacon Acting" was absent-minded.

    Jiang Qingyue took a shower slowly, because she hadn't been home for a long time, and she thought that the young master would come to his room for one night tonight, so she deliberately washed herself from the inside out to be more fragrant, and waited until the show When the broadcast alarm went off, before I could dry my hair, I ran out to watch TV with wet hair in a nightgown.

     Continue to look at the phone while talking.

    Huh? are you angry? Why?

    Jiang Qingyue approached cautiously, sat beside him, and put a sticker on him, but he still didn't respond.

    "What are you looking at, young master?" Jiang Qingyue tugged at his sleeve, "Can you take a look at me too?"

    Ren Shuhan asked, "Can you show me what you bought?"

    Jiang Qingyue followed his line of sight and saw the two books and small props on the coffee table, her face was flushed to the root of her neck.

    "I don't know what it is," he said stiffly, "a friend left it with me, have you seen it?"

    "No. I didn't mean to open your courier," Ren Shuhan raised Erlang's legs, without the attitude that an apology should have, "Do you blame me?"

    Jiang Qingyue shook her head, a drop of water on her hair was thrown onto Ren Shuhan's pajama pants.

    "Why don't you blame me?" Ren Shuhan looked at the phone and asked casually, "You also like bullying like this?"

    Jiang Qingyue was quiet for a while, then slowly slipped off the sofa, knelt on the carpet, picked up the handcuffs and collar from the book and placed them on Ren Shuhan's knee, her face pressed against him On his lower abdomen, feeling his fiery body temperature, he didn't dare to look up at him, so he could only reply in a barely audible volume: "If you like it, I will like it."

    Ren Shuhan threw the phone on the armrest of the sofa, still showing no expression, but raised his left hand, touched the top of his head, and asked, "It's not in the script, I want to accompany you. Do you practice? Or do you want me to punish you again, but you don't seem to have anything bad today, right?"

    Jiang Qingyue racked her brains and couldn't think of a reason, so she raised her head and looked at him for help.

    This look and angle made Ren Shuhan really can't stand it, so he had to take the initiative to say: "Your hair is still a little wet, not good, so..."

    Ren Shuhan had an idea: "Put a double ponytail and see."

    Jiang Qingyue: "?!???"

    (

    Brother Han was calm on the surface, but in fact he was about to explode.

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