Douluo: Give Ah Yin Farmyard Fertilizer First

The sun goes west.

In the bedroom, Duan Yun groaned on the bed, Lao Gao with his **** pouted.

It's not that he wanted to poke, but was completely swollen by the village chief Jack.

"Tang Ricao, this hatred is not a bear child...you wait for me, my brother Tang Ritu will avenge me!"

Duan Yun took a breath: "His, it hurts me to death!"

bump!

The door was pushed open, and the village chief Jack walked in with his arms around him.

Duan Yun's eyes trembled, and he said: "Grandpa Jack, I was wrong, don't fight."

Village Chief Jack shook his head helplessly, stepped forward to the bed, and tore off Duan Yun's pants, revealing most of his ass.

chilly

Duan Yun was taken aback, and yelled, "Ahhhhh, I was wrong...I don't dare anymore!"

Village Chief Jack held back his smile and said coldly: "Where is it wrong?"

Duan Yun: "I shouldn't give Tang Ricao a boy's urine."

Village Chief Jack was stunned for a moment: "What the hell? Who is Tang Ricao? What boy pee to drink?"

I wiped it and said I missed it!

Duan Yunqian said, "Grandpa Jack, you scared me. I'm still a child... Hey, I've lost my parents since I was young, and I was picked up by the demon village chief. He said that he loves me and raises me as a grandson, but he doesn't move. Just hit me."

Village Chief Jack stared with both eyes: "Dare to say that I am a devil? Believe it or not to beat you up again?"

Duan Yun swallowed: "Grandpa Jack... Is it wattle? Or carrots?"

Village Chief Jack: "Carrots?"

Duan Yun exclaimed: "Don't have carrots, it's too thick, and the **** can't stand it!"

Village Chief Jack slapped Duan Yun's ass: "I won't go to climb the wall of Wang's Widow's house in the future. I'm only six years old and I understand all the mess."

What does this have to do with the widow of the king? Can't I be born with it?

Duan Yun stalked his neck, his **** was tight, and he looked like he was resigned to his fate: "Forget it, kill me."

I... hey!

Village Chief Jack couldn't laugh or cry.

In the eyes of old man Jack, Duan Yun has been filial since he was a child, and he is extremely intelligent, and looks good... just too skinny and too naughty.

If there is a chance to send him to school to study with a teacher next to him, it should make him more sensible, right? At least you won't pee on the door of someone else's house anymore, wipe your nose on the doorknob, right?

"In a few days, there will be a spirit master from the Wuhun Hall coming to our Holy Soul Village to test the spirit and spirit power of the children in the village!"

Village Chief Jack said: "At that time, I want you to try your luck. If you are lucky, you may not be able to get the work-student quota at Notting Junior Soul Master Academy."

Wuhun test?

Is Su Yuntao, the hard-hitting, coming?

Taotao, I am a traverser of flowing water. Would you like to get to know me?

Duan Yun has been undecided about whether to participate in the Martial Spirit Test, or whether to go to the Noordin Junior Soul Master Academy.

There are two roads in front of Duan Yun now.

The first way, stay away from Tang San, resolutely not go to Noordin Junior Soul Master Academy, resolutely not go to Shrek Academy, resolutely not go to the Killing City, resolutely not go to Sea God Island, resolutely not participate in the battle with the Wuhun Empire...everything Focus on safety, just stay in Shenghun Village, be a prudent dog, and then rely on the system to get up a little bit, get a title Douluo, get a god, get to the finale.

Marry a village flower as a wife, and occasionally visit Wang's widow's house.

At the same time, he figured out a way to make money, build a road for the holy soul village, and lead all the villagers to make a fortune.

The second way is to hug Tang San’s thigh tightly, give yourself the title of the eighth Shrek monster, take the system to fight monsters all the way to upgrade. When Qian Renxue was PKing, she hid in the dark and shouted cheer for Tang San.

Of course, there is also a third way... not in the holy soul village, go outside.

Duan Yun murmured: "For me who knows the finale, I suddenly feel that I don't have a goal... I feel so difficult!"

"You shit!"

Village Chief Jack said: "After the soul master of Wuhun Hall arrives in the village, I will find a way to invite him to be a guest at home and see if he can walk through the back door."

Duan Yun: "Give him your carrots? With a click, crunchy?"

The elder of Jack Village blushed and subconsciously clamped his legs.

Duan Yun rolled his eyes: "Cut, I'm talking about your Martial Soul, what do you think? The food is the Martial Soul, isn't it just for eating? You gave it to Tang Da Hammer."

Village Chief Jack did not speak, applied the ointment he had brought to his hand, and then patted Duan Yun's **** fiercely.

Snapped!

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"

Suddenly, a voice came from Duan Yun's ear.

"Ding!"

"Achievement 2: The current progress of the bear child in Holy Soul Village is 100%, and the progress is reached!"

"Reminder: Congratulations for getting the achievement reward of the bear child in the Holy Soul Village, with an innate soul power of level 10!"

Um?

Achieved?

Duan Yun was overjoyed... Wow Ka Ka, the revenge was avenged, it must be Tang Ri Cao who drank my distilled wine.

Little three, awesome.

However, what surprises Duan Yun more is the reward of level 10 innate soul power. The achievement of the most beautiful boy in the holy soul village earned him the "Poisonous Dragon Whip Technique". Duan Yun originally thought that the strongest bear child achievement would also give him a reward. , Such as evil swordsmanship, sunflower treasures and the like.

Unexpectedly, the reward was actually 10th-level congenital full soul power.

It's a pity that I still don't know what his martial soul is.

I have a poisonous dragon whip technique, and I have an innate full soul power of 10... Wuhun is temporarily unknown, and suddenly I feel that life is full of hope.

It would be even cooler if she was born at level 20 like Qian Renxue.

Not greedy, not greedy, level 10 is also good, protagonist qualification!

Duan Yun pouted his ass, giggled, and quickly checked the progress of other achievements.

"Ding!"

"Reminder: Achievement system interface is open!"

"Achievement 1: The Child King of Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 98%!"

"Achievement 2: The strongest bear child in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 100%! The reward is 10 levels of innate soul power, which has been obtained!"

"Achievement 3: The most beautiful boy in the Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 100%! The reward "Poisonous Dragon Whip", from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" Mei Chaofeng, has been obtained!"

"Achievement 4: The richest man in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 0%!"

"Find a chance to beat Tang San, and get the kid king first!"

Duan Yun smiled, maybe he could get the Martial Spirit reward!

"What are you whispering? Still want to be the king of children?"

Village Mayor Jack said angrily: "I'm so behaved, you still want to beat him? I think it was a bit lighter today."

Bang!

Snapped!

"Grandpa Jack, don't use martial arts!"

"Woo, can you put away your carrots? It's scary!"

…

The next day, the sky just brightened.

Duan Yun cleaned the yard, prepared some firewood for cooking during the day, and then left home and walked towards the back mountain of the village.

In a forest, Duan Yun walked under one of the big trees.

The soil at the roots of the tree is soft, with traces of dug.

Duan Yun smiled slightly, pushed aside the soil layer, and took out a long whip.

The whip is woven from cowhide, soaked in oil, and made by Duan Yun himself. Although it is not as good as an iron whip, it is also extremely strong. It is just suitable for practicing the "Poisonous Dragon Whip Method".