Douluo: I’m Really not Strong

In front of the palace, a figure was leaning casually on the steps, quietly looking at the starry night sky in front of him.

"Xiao Mengzi, how do you feel after living for so long?" Su Xian asked curiously.

Xiaomengzi is naturally the honorific name given by Su Xian to his pet Tianmeng Ice Silkworm.

Don't look at it, 99.999% of those who have been given this name throughout the ages are ruthless people who have exterminated their children and grandchildren, but this is Su Xian's pet name for those close to him.

Ordinary people will never get this kind of treatment.

On the shoulder, Tianmeng Bingcan looked sleepy, as if he always wanted to sleep and didn't have much energy.

The name Xiao Mengzi was weird. He had struggled before, but in the end he failed.

"I don't feel anything. I slept for too long. I'll tell you one day when Brother Meng comes to the soul beast world with the honor of a million-year-old soul beast."

Tian Meng Bing Silkworm was in high spirits, especially when she thought that her insect life would be complete one day, she was even more excited.

Sure enough, the way he opened his life before was wrong. He thought that being good at fighting was of no use. He was 990,000 years old, and he was not weak at all.

Therefore, it is one thing to be lucky, but more importantly, one must have a strong backer!

Wow, wow, wow~

This guy is not only powerful, but he also provides food and drink. Why has Brother Meng never encountered such a life before? Alas~

"You have lived for so many years, but your life has been in vain!" Su Xian sighed helplessly. He was really stupid to ask such a question to Tianmeng Bingsi.

"Well~ It is indeed a waste of life~"

Tianmeng Bingcan also nodded with feeling, but he seemed to be generous and showed no shame at all.

Su Xian:…….

"Why are you here alone, where is Xue'er?"

At this moment, a gentle and slightly cold voice suddenly sounded. Tianmeng Bingsi was startled and hurriedly hid in Su Xian's pocket.

"Grandpa asked her to go because he had something to do with her." Su Xian turned to look at Bibi Dong and replied helplessly.

Originally, he wanted to go together, but Qian Daoliu was unreasonable and said that it was related to the secrets of the Angel family, so he refused to let him go.

Hearing this, Bibi Dong looked at Douluo Hall, seeming to know what was going on, and didn't care, sitting next to Su Xian as if there was no one around.

The noble and cool Pope is actually sitting on the steps!

Moreover, it is still the same man!

If other people saw this scene, it would definitely cause huge criticism.

"I came here to ask, teacher, where has he gone?" Bibi Dong's voice sounded like a clear spring as he looked at Su Xian blankly.

"His old man has gone to other worlds, and I'm afraid he won't be back for a while."

Su Xian's calm eyes suddenly became stunned. Su Xian took a deep look at Bibi Dong and replied.

Oh~

After replying casually, Bibi Dong spoke again: "The food you cook is quite delicious. Did you learn it from someone in the palace? If you have time, you can ask him to come over and teach me."

"Of course not, how can they cook such a dish!"

Seeing Bibi Dong staring blankly at her with narrowed eyes, Su Xian felt a little bit hairy, not knowing where he had offended her again.

However, this is him, the cook. Let him teach Bibi Dong how to cook?

With her IQ, she would have guessed it was me in just a few days, even if she was beaten to death.

"Ahem... That cook is from the west. I heard that there is a continent in the west. He has gone back!"

"If my mother-in-law is willing, I can ask Xue'er to teach you some daily dishes."

Su Xian explained without blushing or out of breath that it was not good to lie, but sometimes lying is the fastest way to solve a problem.

"From the West?"

Bibi Dong suddenly sneered, and an inexplicable sense of oppression surged toward Su Xian.

"But the news I got is that the chefs in your house are all from the palace, and there has never been any change."

"And you only started cooking when Xue'er came to your house. I wonder if you have anything to say?"

Bibi Dong stood up slowly, looking down from a high position with a torturous gaze as cold as ice, piercing Su Xian's heart.

boom!

The words were spoken, splitting mountains and rocks, deafening.

"Are you investigating me specifically?"

Su Xian also suddenly stood up, his originally casual gaze suddenly became fierce, he glared like a hawk and shouted angrily.

Suddenly, Su Xian wanted to curse in his heart. As a time traveler, it was really difficult for him!

mmp!

Others who have traveled through time will not arouse suspicion if they behave abnormally.

Especially when traveling to ancient times, the disciples and guidance of immortals have passed away. Why do I have so many troubles? !

Qian Renxue lives with her day and night, and lives in the house. She knows all kinds of secrets about him. In addition, she has mentioned other worlds, so she has her own guesses, which is normal.

But, Bibi Dong was so suspicious of what the hell was going on? !

"If you said you learned cooking from a teacher, I would definitely not doubt it, but you insist on saying that you learned it from someone else."

"Did you know that the teacher once said that his cooking skills are unique and there will be no other person in the mainland who can do it."

Seeing Su Xian glaring at her angrily, Bibi Dong couldn't help but smile lightly, then she bit her silver teeth and said angrily with equally scary cold eyes.

While speaking, he was also observing Su Xian's expression. Seeing his eyes flickering, Bibi Dong had a faint judgment in his heart.

Su Xian:…….

Wouldn't it be even more idiotic for me to say that I learned my cooking skills from my teacher?

An extremely powerful man teaching his disciples how to cook?

emmm…

Looking at Bibi Dong, Su Xian had a look of despair on his face. He really wanted to hit himself unconscious with a brick.

mmp!

Why are you worrying so blindly? What kind of banquet will be held to ease the conflict? !

Now, Bibi Dong actually noticed something fishy. No wonder she reacted in shock when she took her first bite.

What was even more unacceptable to him was that he had left so many flaws after traveling through the past.

Although my cooking skills are indeed unique, unparalleled, and shocking... (eight million words omitted)

but…

Snapped! (Slap~)

Would you die if you were a little more modest?

"Uh...Senior sister, what on earth do you want to say? Why am I getting more and more confused the more I listen to it?"

After scratching his head, Su Xian's shocked expression suddenly turned into confusion, and he asked without knowing why.

"hehe…"

Seeing that Su Xian was still pretending to be with her, Bibi Dong's sneer became even stronger.

"From now on, should I call you son-in-law or teacher?" Bibi Dong gritted her teeth.

Su Xian:…….

"Senior sister, are you mistaken? How can I be a teacher? He is already a year old, and I am only a teenager!" Su Xian was even more confused, and her acting skills were completely explosive.

"I have seen the art of change in novels and TV series. Do you think teachers can do it or not?"

Looking at the sky, Bibi Dong asked in a heart-to-heart manner, but every word she said stabbed Su Xian in the heart.

Su Xian:…….

Woohoo~

When I get back later, I will ban the novel. Novels are really harmful!