Dragon Ball: Yamcha's Rebirth

"Yamcha, hey are you still alive-..?"

Hearing this my body instantly stood up, as I clenched my fists I felt the untapped potential within me ready to destroy all those who enter my path. And after this I felt my thunder attribute flowing through my eyes whilst my mouth was breathing out frost, it seemed that my elements got stronger each time my body was strengthened.

And around me I saw some dark like substance on my body as my clothes were ripped up, I saw that my hair became silkier and that my face became even more defined as my muscle mass increased, my muscles were bulging out and my body overall just felt stronger.

But the stench of that dark ooze was too much as I found my nose could smell much more than before, and it seemed that I needed a thorough wash.

"Yam-Yamcha, you truly are a genius not only have you improved in strength, become more handsome, but you've also washed your bones and your marrow and you've also cleaned out all your impurities, this is the first time I've seen this, incredible!"

"Master how do you know my marrows and impurities have been cleaned?"

"Well you see that there's a technique that allows you to see through things, and there are no limitations, it allows me to see your marrows and Dantian, I see that you're mastering the elemental attributes and if so Master all of them to gain attributes of Yin and Yang, together the attributes are unmatched and have peculiar abilities such as regeneration immunisation to all elements and even gardens one's physique!"

"The ability that you want is called the Multi-Zen eye, and because your my only disciple I'll also give you another technique but make sure your not like Roshi that kid and try perving on people with the abilities- you hear me Yamcha!"

"Yes Master, hurry and tell me it already!"

"Alright, alright I'll Ki-text it into your mind!"

'Here these are the abilities that you'll need for the future- my disciple, your my favourite student and I hope you don't die remember that Yamcha:

•Telepathy: You are able to enter anyone's subconscious, to talk to them or manipulate their minds to whatever you want- as long as your stronger than the person, you can also enter their dreams and mess with them there.

• Telekinesis: Your able to move things with a thought and this ability is linked to your bodies strength. Overuse will cause nose bleeds but won't do anything to you because of your strength but will give you a headache for a day- so be careful with it.

•Multi-Zen Eye: You can see through anything at all as well as through illusions tricks, etc, it has no limitations. Similar to one's natural Sixth Sense after mastering the use of Ki but you can see through anything.

"Holy Kami, these abilities are insane thank you thank you master, and you said that mastering all elements gives you the attributes of Yin and Yang, you said ill gain regeneration and an immunisation to all elements thank you- for you advice master, these few days with you have been painful but good as you've given me rewards I shouldn't deserve but also showed me the path I should follow, I thank you for your teachings!"

"Hoho, you shouldn't use the Guardians name in vain and also Yamcha I'm getting too old for this sh*t and I can't be assed with this job anymore I've been doing this for bloody 800+ years and I'm tired, if you can please this is my last request find a new Guardian for the Karinga Tribe Tree."

"And with the power you have now your stronger than the Daimao Piccolo- the only beings that could help you ascend even further are the Guardians of Earth up above me, I think your suited for it as you've defeated your own inner evil something that even the Guardian couldn't do- he indirectly caused the Devil to appear- Yamcha you can do it, I believe in you- now take this token and fly upwards you'll be transported-to the Guardians Lookout!"

"What do you mean the Devil appeared, who's Daimao Piccolo...?" Said I with fake curiosity as I carried on my rubbish acting.

Hearing this Master Korin's eyes opened up and said with a knowing smile, "you'll know all of this soon... Yamcha, Hahaha!"

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Meanwhile a certain trio were near the biggest ocean within the world beating any Oceans size back in Yamcha's previous life:

"Emperor Pilaf-sama, I can't find the mysterious rice cooker your looking for, are you sure it's even here- I mean the stories of Demon Lord Piccolo are obviously fairytales told to scare the children from going out in the night!"

"Yes Emperor Pilaf-sama, Mai is tight it's all just a fairytale and if we continue recklessly spending money we'll soon become bankrupt-..."

'Fairytale, Story, Myth, Bankruptcie...' these words revolved within Pilafs mind as he became angry and shouted out, "Mai, Shu both of you nimrods just shut up, I don't wanna hear another word from you two... *sigh life's not fair, my ancestors were the true rulers of earth yet because of that traitorous mutt, we lost everything he wished for him and all, all his descendants to become king of the world- it's not fair and for centuries my family have been trying to take back the throne but it seems that the Dragon made it so everything we did got accredited to them low breed mutts!"

"Just you wait, because of them wretched teenagers Yamcha, Goku and Bulma, I couldn't restore the world back to its natural order!-...."

"Emperor we-we've found the rice cooker- it was right in front of us this whole time- but it has Kanji on it saying, The elegance of the Crane and the strength of the Turtle- this is the martial way of Mutaito the hero who defeated Piccolo the demon king alongside my Brother the Wolf Fang Fist creator Okami!"

"I've never heard of Mutaito but I've heard of Shen of the Crane style, Roshi of the Turtle style and Yamcha of the Ultra Wolf style!"

"It means their ancestors sealed Piccolo away meaning i'll indirectly take revenge on Yamcha, Yes yes I'll rule the world again... eh Shu stop staring and open the damn bottle wil you!"

"Ye-Yes Emperor Pilaf!"