Dragonball: A Human's Tale

"Sam.... SAM..... SAMMM! WOOO!" Someone in the void said. Sam looked around but could see no one. "I am here Sam." someone said. Sam turned towards the voice and saw an old man.

"I am the designated God of this area. I saw how you defied fate when you dodged the truck that was a very amazing feat and because of that I will grant some wishes when you reincarnate. I won't define the amount but I am only leaving aside a certain amount of power for these wishes so they must add up to the amount of energy or less." The God said.

"Thought so. I've read enough novels to know how this thing goes by now. Well let's start with where am I being reincarnated or do I get to decide?" Sam asked.

"Dragonball world as a human. That is set in stone. You may pick when you're born and that won't take any energy." He said in response.

"Well f*ck me. That's gonna be hard but why not, it's a challenge. Then I would like to be born 3 years before Goku so I would be 15 once the plot begins. Now what else can I decide without wasting energy?" Sam said.

"Hmm whether you're an orphan or have a family and if you keep your memories or not I'll add in for free and I'll allow you to decide to be slightly handsome or to be average appearance wise." The God said in response.

"Then I want to be an orphan, keep my memories and be slightly handsome. As well I would like to somehow be adopted by Master Roshi a bit after I am born and if possible I would like to have all the knowledge of dragonball in my head if possible." Sam said.

"Done, done, done and no. I can't give you all the knowledge of dragonball the would make you omniscient." the God said.

"Fine then I want all the information on the dragonball wikia but it must be accurate. Nothing untrue, as well will I be in the canon dragonball or will I be in a mishmash or will I be in gt?" Sam asked.

"I can do that and canon multiverse so up to the tournament of power and beyond obviously though your actions may change the outcomes." The God said.

"Oh as well can I do that with the dragonballs?" Sam asked.

The God scanned his mind and soon said "Ya sure it's doable if not I'll change it so it is. Anything else you still have quite some energy left."

"Then I want the highest martial arts talent I can get with the energy left." Sam said. "Then we're done here enjoy." the God said as Sam drifted on into the Dragonball multiverse.

"What an interesting fellow. He didn't freak out once he didn't get a system or wasn't a saiyan." The God said as he faded into the void travelling the multiverse.