Dragonball: A Human's Tale

"YOU B*ST*RD I AM THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!" Vegeta said in rage as he tried to stand up. "Slow your roll there bud I already said I am a human so you're not my prince. Apart from that hurry along into your space pod and go find Frieza or go to Namek or something." Yuudai said as he tossed a senzu bean.

"If you eat this you'll be fine." He said as he turned around. During the fight Yuudai had moved the pods away quickly so they wouldn't be damaged. Vegeta caught the bean and ate it and immediately felt the power boost. He didn't do anything funny though as he went into his space pod and left.

"So what now?" Krillin said as Vegeta flew off. Hearing this everyone looked at Yuudai. Nappa was still flabbergasted but he had a bit of common sense and could tell Yuudai was the "leader" or at least the strongest.

"I'll give you a choice. One we go and pay a visit to Piccolo's home planet Namek. I have a deal to fulfil there. As we go there I'll give you all some tips and then head to Namek early to stop Frieza from massacring the Nameks. The second option is to stay here and live comfortably for another 2 years before Earth is threatened again." Yuudai said as he looked at them all seriously.

Everyone was confused by what Yuudai meant by before the Earth would be threatened again but they all decided one thing in their hearts 'If I fall behind I am doomed forever.' "We'll all go." Gohan said as he looked resolutely at Yuudai.

"Then good first things first you 3 will go to King Kai to train I'll pick you up after." Yuudai said as in a flash they appeared next to Yemma. Due to Yuudai having been to Otherworld before he remembered Yemma's ki signature and brought them there.

"Run down snake way and then you'll find a man named King Kai." Yuudai said as he disappeared in a flash and reapearred within the group. "So when do we leave?" Yamcha asked as Yuudai replied "Tomorrow get ready."

Immediately after Yuudai instant transimissioned home with Luna. "Are we bad parents Yuudai?" Luna asked as they arrived back home. Yuudai shook his head as he replied "We aren't we're preparing him for whats to come. As well I think he needed a friend."

Yuudai hadn't known it at the time but his actions had not only changed Kazuki's fate but also that of another boy, that boy was, Son Gohan.

"Anyway so what do we pack?" Luna asked Yuudai as he answered swiftly "Nothing, I can regularly instant transmission back and forth the only reason we're using a ship is to use gravity training."

Seeing this Luna had a knowing look as she asked "What's Frieza's power anyway?"

"Hmmm minimum would be about 520,000 maximum would be 120mil but he's not that skilled anyway so even you can beat him." Yuudai said as he teased Luna a bit. "Sure, sure, I guess you're not eating dinner then." Luna replied with as she stormed into the house.

"Oh God what have I done! I poke the sleeping tiger." Yuudai said as he fell to his knees and clutched his heart in sadness at his own stupidity.

The Next day

Yuudai had to go around the planet and instant transmission them to the meeting point as he hadn't mentioned it in the briefing. 'Damnit now I have to stay doing this.' Yuudai thought as he flashed across the planet numerous times.

Soon after they all appeared back at the battle scene along with someone else. Bulma. "Wait where am I?" Bulma said in surprise. Soon she looked around and saw her friends as Chichi quickly explained the situation to her.

"Oh okay then why am I here?" She asked as Yuudai replied "Well we're gonna need a mechanic to fix the ship if something goes wrong. So I thought I'd bring you along."

Hearing this Bulma thought for a moment and then said "Why not." A few minutes later they all blasted off into space.

Somewhere in Otherworld.

"We've made it finally." Kazuki said as he wiped his forehead. "Ya that took a while." Gohan said. Piccolo nodded agreeing he said "All things in life are hard you better learn that pip squeaks."

After this they jumped to the planet on which they found a monkey a cricket and a fat blue man in weird clothing. "So you are here." King Kai said as he looked at them up and down.

"That boy has been sending people to my place again and again I never have a rest." King Kai said as he fanned himself a bit. Kazuki's eyes immediately lit up as he exclaimed "You're King Kai the legendary commedian."

Gohan and Piccolo were immediately dumbfounded as King Kai explained "Yes although many people know of me as a great martial arts teacher I am also a great comedian." He said with a serious face as Piccolo held himself back from laughing.

"Besides that although I would like to learn comedy from you one day oh great King Kai we've come today to learn martial arts." Kazuki said with a bit of sadness in his tone. "Hmm okay another time then. Now to acquire my teachings tell me 3 jokes." King Kai said as the 3 thought a bit before Piccolo went up and said

"Knock! Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Voodoo."

"Voodoo who?"

"Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?"

Hearing this King Kai chuckled slightly before saying "Better than expected next joke." Soon after Gohan went up as he said "The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence."

King Kai laughed slightly as he said again "Now you." Hearing this Kazuki rubbed his hands as he said "A man is washing windows on the 25th floor of an apartment building. Suddenly, he slips and falls. He has nothing to cushion his fall, and no safety equipment—but he doesn't get hurt. How is this possible?"

"I dont know." King Kai said as Kazuki replied "He was washing them inside the building." "Hahahaha! You all pass!" King Kai said as they begun their training.