Dream Master of Realms

"Mrs. Bones, please show up."

"Mrs. Bone, please show up, disciples of Wuzhuangguan have important matters to discuss..."

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"Brother, don't shout, I've checked, there is no one on this mountain."

"no one?"

"Before, I found a cave with the yin qi that has never dissipated. I think it is the lady of bones named by the Lingshan Buddha."

"Scared away?"

"It may have been wiped out. I found a lot of variegated dog hair and feces in the mountains. The Lingshan Shadow Buddha should have passed by here and stayed for a while."

"You mean, the bone essence was eaten by the dog essence? How can this be good? Lingshan Buddha called to find this lady bone, we can't return without success! I don't want to be turned into a dog, so I am puzzled. Why did Lingshan Buddha call for a fairy?"

"Brother, let's catch up with the Lingshan Shadow Buddha! One Lingshan Buddha and the other Lingshan Shadow Buddha. I always feel that the two of them are connected. The plot is very big, and the bone spirit may not necessarily die."

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Magu Mountain.

Magu looked at the invitation card in her hand over and over again, with a sullen expression: "Dao Master Qinghui, what is the meaning of Daxian Zhenyuan? Is it humiliating to me!"

Had it not been for Zhenyuan Daxian's disciple who gave the invitation, she would have beaten the visitor out long ago.

"It has nothing to do with Master." The elder Qinghuidao flushed, "Ma Gu, you can see clearly. The blind date meeting was held by the Lingshan Buddha, but it was borrowed from the Wuzhuang Temple. I also ask Magu to go with him and help. Go for a cutscene."

"Who is the Lingshan Buddha?" Magu sneered. "Western Buddhas don't teach scriptures, so have they become matchmakers? Don't bear the Tathagata not bear the Qing, Jin Chanzi doesn't learn from the scriptures honestly, so he wants to practice Huanxi Zen? Seductive, really shameless. Daoist Qinghui, we are cultivators, and we are pure-hearted. How can we play blind games with the monk? Brother Dao find someone else! I won’t go."

"Ma Gu, it's okay to go without a blind date." Dao Chang Qinghui said bitterly, "To be honest, I don't want to come here. It's really a monster in the world, and even my master can't help him. Not only Magu, but also Baihua Fairy, Zigu, and the fairies of the Heavenly Court, all of them were sent to invitations..."

"What?" Magu was dumbfounded, and keenly cast her eyes on the only unfamiliar name in the invitation, "Lingshan Buddha?"

"Exactly. Lingshan Buddha Li Xiaobai, I don’t know where he came from. Although he is called a Buddha, he has no magical powers at all. Instead, he has practiced a weird spell that can turn a person into a dog with his thoughts. Not only disturbed Lingshan's sutras, but also disturbed my view of five villages.

Let’s not lie to Magu, I have had several brothers in trouble. It is said that Lingji Bodhisattva, Muzha, the second son of King Tota, and Venerable Kassapa of Lingshan were all turned into dogs by him. If I don't ask Magu, I'm afraid it will be hard to escape. Daoist Qinghui said in a daze, "I know that asking Magu for a blind date is difficult, but Li Xiaobai is lawless, I'm afraid he will anger Magu..."

"Become a dog?" Magu was stunned, she seemed to hear a big joke, "What kind of change can't even be the same as the world? Let me tell me how Li Xiaobai responded. If he did these things, wouldn't he be afraid of violating the anger and provoking the heavens to fight against him?"

"No matter, Magu wants to hear, I'll talk about this Li Xiaobai..." Qinghui said a long sigh, and told Magu the story he knew and Li Xiaobai's self-rendered story.

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Yao Chi.

Queen Mother West shook the invitation card to the ground: "What catastrophe, what has become a dog, don't want to deceive me with such things, read it on the face of the ancestor of the earth immortal, I don't care about you, leave quickly..."

"Don't worry about the empress, listen to me." The disciple of Wuzhuangguan looked humble and smiled bitterly, "It doesn't matter, how dare I come to disturb the empress's practice. It's really desperate. The ginseng fruit tree of Wuzhuangguan is lost by the Lingshan Mountain." The Buddha was overthrown by tactics, and my master had no choice but to go to Lingshan for help. Lingshan Buddha took the opportunity to seize power and forced our brothers to hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan. If not, we would turn our brothers into dogs. So far, there have been Several senior brothers have been killed. This time I went to the heavenly court to let the empress be the master for us."

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moon.

Taiyin Xingjun flipped through the invitation and said disdainfully: "Is the marshal Tianpeng going crazy again? Even the Great Immortal Zhenyuan accompanies him to fool around. He is really matched by him. Isn't the Three Realms going to mess up Gangchang? Wait for me to resonate. The Jade Emperor, I must blame him again, go, go, I don’t know about it."

"Xingjun, Lingshan Buddha has great power." Wuzhuang Guantianming said, "He forced all the Buddhist scripture study groups appointed by the Buddha on the road of blind date. There is nothing to dare to do. My master retreats and even borrows the Taoist temple. Give it to him. If Xingjun shirks, please go down in person and find Lingshan Buddha to explain..."

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Daughter country.

"The world is safe and secure, and it will live up to the Tathagata and the Qing." The king of the daughter country whispered Tang Sanzang's declaration of love, his heart was touched, his eyes gradually brightened, "God, can I know if I know who will attend the blind date meeting? ?"

"The Fairy Chang'e of the Moon Palace, the princesses of the Eastern Kingdoms, the fairies of the Heavenly Court, and the princesses of the Dragon Palace will probably all participate." The Wuzhuangguan disciple who came to deliver the letter said proudly.

"Is it such a grand occasion?" The king of the daughter country murmured, inexplicably inferior. "The participants are all immortals. Although I am the lord of a country, I am a mortal. After I go, I am afraid that I will only serve as a foil. Go!"

"Lingshan Buddha asked him to go down by name." Wuzhuangguan disciples also felt that this blind date meeting was ridiculous, but due to Li Xiaobai's lewdness, he forced himself to say calmly, "Your Majesty, let's take a trip, maybe it will be convenient. Isn’t it more comfortable to be the king of this country to be able to meet the fate of immortals, to reach the sky from now on, and to live long and happy with happiness?"

"Shang Xian, how do the sacred monks of Dongtu Datang look like?" The King of the Kingdom of Daughters hesitated for a moment, with a shy kiss on his face.

"Beautiful and innocent." Wuzhuangguan disciple thought for a while, said.

"Sure enough, as I expected, someone who can write such a verse must be both beauty and talent." The king of the daughter country was overjoyed, but then he said, "Shang Xian, I am a mortal, and I will go to Wuzhuang. The journey is far away, and when I arrive, I’m afraid..."

"It's okay. Lingshan Buddha has already considered it properly." The disciple of Wuzhuangguan took out the rocket boots removed from the painting boat from his backpack. "This is a magic weapon rocket boots. Your Majesty can travel thousands of miles a day. Today, you will be able to reach the Wuzhuang Temple."

"Traveling thousands of miles a day?" The king of the daughter country looked at the rocket boots and muttered in his heart, "Shang Xian, is this blind date really held by the Buddha?"

A goddess made a special trip to the daughter country and rushed to invite her to go on a blind date. Even the magic weapon was prepared. She always felt that there was something wrong with it. Don't lie to her!

"It has nothing to do with the Buddha, it is the Lingshan Buddha. He became the Taoist with love, and his ambition is that the lovers of the world will eventually become family members." Wuzhuangguan disciple said, "Your Majesty, don't worry too much, if I have selfish intentions, I will act early to take you away. Now, why bother to talk about it here. It shouldn’t be too late. I’ll teach you how to control rocket boots first. You practice yourself. I’m going to the Pipa Cave of Poisoned Enemy Mountain to find a female fairy..."

"Female goblin?" The queen was taken aback and asked, "Is that goblin also the candidate for the blind date?"

"Yes." The Taoist priest of Wuzhuang Temple said awkwardly, "Your Majesty, at this blind date meeting, Lingshan Buddha has invited all the gods and spirits with names and surnames in the Three Realms, and they are truly contending with each other. Your Majesty likes Tang Sanzang, it is best to prepare early. , The province’s empty run, I am afraid that there are not a few monsters who want to capture Tang Seng’s true sun, and they will inevitably fight dragons and tigers at that time."

"..." The queen was stunned for a long time, and asked, "God, go and find the fairy. I asked the royal chef to set up a banquet, and the **** can tell me about the specific matters of this so-called blind date meeting. I don't understand many things. , What is the ginseng fruit, and why does the true sun of the golden cicada make people stand up as immortals?"

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Pingdingshan.

Li Hailong took the Huangfengling dog group, first went to flick the godmother of the Golden Horn King Yinjiao Great King into his own, and then brought the godmother over to fudge the two boys.

With the group of dogs, Li Hailong mouths the lotus flower, and uses the Lingshan Shadow Buddha as the hidden child of the heavens to help Lao Jun secretly fight against the Buddhism forces. He wants to tie the two boys of the Taishang Laojun to his warship.

When he was flickering, he suddenly heard the disciple of Wuzhuangguan asking to see him. Li Hailong was shocked at the time, thinking that Daxian Zhenyuan had recovered and came to him to settle the account. Two words deceived Zijin gourd into his own hands, intending to yin Wuzhuangguan disciple one. Put.

Unexpectedly, what was waiting was Li Xiaobai's invitation for the blind date meeting.

Looking at the gilded invitation card in his hand, Li Hailong was stunned at the time, with a black thread, and he couldn't help crying: "If you are the one?"

"What if you are the one?" King Golden Horn also saw the content of the invitation. "The blind date meeting played the gimmick of Jin Chanzi Zhenyang, the shadow Buddha, and the Lingshan Buddha are so big. Is he going to completely break with the Tathagata?"

"Could it be that he was also a **** laid by Dao Zu?" King Silver Horn asked.

"En." Li Hailong nodded perfunctorily, his heart was surging, and he wished to fly back right away to have a big deal with Li Xiaobai.

He gathered the monsters on the westbound road, and just got his head, Li Xiaobai had already raised the banner and held a blind date meeting in the Three Realms.

In comparison, it was his little troubles, unremarkable, he thought that after letting himself go, he would finally be able to beat Li Xiaobai in doing things, but he did not expect it to be a miss.

Li Xiaobai held a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan, which invisibly ruined his plan.

And he took away the bone spirit, without causing any difficulty to Li Xiaobai.

"Deservingly the boss!" Li Hailong murmured, thinking for a moment, but stopped thinking of doing things with Li Xiaobai. When he went to the blind date meeting, Li Xiaobai had to turn him into a dog. After all, his physique was too special. .

"What?" King Golden Horn asked.

"It's nothing!" Li Hailong smiled and ordered the little demon, "Go and find the bone spirit, let her dress up, and go to Wuzhuangguan to participate in the blind date meeting!"

"Shall we go?" King Silver Horn asked, "Shadow Buddha, this blind date meeting looks very interesting."

"Don't go." Li Hailong glanced at him, "The blind date meeting stirs the Three Realms, and it will definitely attract everyone's attention. The venue may be too messy. We just took this opportunity to seize the time to contact the group of monsters, and take the opportunity to kill the heaven and stir. Let's make a lot of noise, so I can make some famous names."

"Shadow Buddha, didn't Daozu mean to suppress Buddhism? Why do you want to kill the heaven?" King Golden Horn asked strangely.

"The sound of the east hit the west." Li Hailong smiled mysteriously, "The original intention of Daozu was to suppress Buddhism, but the way of heaven is destined for Buddhism, and Daozu can't do too obvious. A disturbance in the heavens can just confuse the audience and make the Buddha confused. Who made the shot in secret, and then we turned around and went straight to Lingshan to give the Buddha a predicament..."

"I don't quite understand." Silver Horn scratched his head, "What does this have to do with the sound?"

"This is Laojun's arrangement with its own deep meaning." Li Hailong glanced at the two simple boys who had lost the ability to think, and said mysteriously, "Perhaps Dao Zu wants to use this to beat the Jade Emperor, after all. , Lao Jun is the real number one in the world."

"..."

King Golden Horn and King Silver Horn looked at each other in awe.

"The Shadow Buddha is right. Lao Jun is the number one person in the world." The Golden Horn said, "In recent years, the Jade Emperor has indeed despised Lao Jun a lot. It is time to beat him. It should not be too late, we Then I set off to contact the monsters on the westbound road, taking advantage of Sanjie's attention by the blind date meeting and upset him."

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"Your Majesty, a Lingshan Buddha appeared from nowhere in the mortal world. I borrowed the Daxian Zhenyuan's dojo. What kind of blind date meeting is going to be held for Jin Chanzi. The invitations have been sent to Yaochi. I want my fairy from Yaochi to have a blind date... "After sending away the disciples of Wuzhuang Temple, Queen Mother Xi directly found the Jade Emperor and complained, "Your Majesty must thoroughly investigate this matter. It involves Lingshan, Wuzhuang Temple, and even the Heavenly Court. I am afraid that there is any conspiracy in it."

"Queen Xi said slowly, what kind of blind date?" The Jade Emperor was taken aback and asked in surprise.

"This is the invitation card." Queen Mother Xi gave the invitation card in her hand to Lux, who respectfully handed the invitation card to the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor just opened it, but he hasn't taken a closer look.

"Lord Taiyin, please see me." Another voice came.

The Jade Emperor's eyebrows trembled: "Xuan."

moment.

Taiyin Xingjun hurried over: "Your Majesty, something has happened in the mortal world. The Buddha's custom-made scripture study group was held hostage by an unknown Lingshan Buddha. What kind of blind date meeting was going to be held at Wuzhuang Temple, the Taoist Temple of Zhenyuan Daxian, and the invitation was sent to Guangzhou. Han Gong. I don’t know what to do, so I hereby report to your Majesty."

In the hall.

Taibai Jinxing, Li Shan's mother and others looked at each other with different expressions. They were discussing Li Xiaobai's affairs and analyzing the influence, pros and cons of his rise on the heavenly court and the West.

As a result, I just talked about the fourth wall, but I haven't figured out whether the so-called fourth wall is true or not.

Li Xiaobai made trouble again, and the speed at which he caused trouble was as fast as the original grandson monkey.

"I already know about this, Queen Mother West, Taiyin Xingjun, you are here just right, find a place to sit down first, we are discussing this so-called Lingshan Buddha."

The Jade Emperor looked around the people in the hall, a headache for a while.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaobai did such a big thing in a sudden.

How long was it, without his consent, he stretched out his hand to the heavenly court, if the fourth wall is real, then he is properly an extraterritorial demon, he didn't put him in his eyes at all!

Queen Mother of the West and Lunar Star King are seated.

The Jade Emperor looked down at the invitation card in his hand. After scanning the ten lines, he couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth a few times. He threw the invitation card to the old mother Li Shan, and said: "Mother Li Shan, your disciple from the next generation is really messy, everyone. Circulate it around and discuss a suitable countermeasure. Li Xiaobai and Buddhism are all about tossing, and now they have been troubled by the heavenly court, and he will not be cured. I am afraid that the lord of the heavenly court will be shameless."

Taking advantage of the effort of Li Shan's mother watching the invitation.

The Jade Emperor pondered for a moment, and said to the strong man beside him: "Go and announce Li Jing and the three altars of the sea..."