Dream Master of Realms

"Pig Ba Jie, the Jade Emperor is mediocre, the Queen Mother is arbitrarily authoritarian, let's go against the heavens!" The Bull Demon King looked at Zhu Ba Jie and played a careful trick.

He came with the purpose of eating pork. How could Zhu Bajie return to Li Xiaobai smoothly? How could he have to be like him and get a knife.

One sentence stunned Zhu Bajie.

Li Mu squinted at the Bull Demon King, and a smile flicked across his mouth. In the end, he was going to have a showdown with Zhu Bajie. It's good to be clear.

To him, Niu Devil and Zhu Bajie are both plot characters and do not have any preference for whom.

The beginning of the tragedy is when the dreamer touches the characters in the plot and brings personal touch.

Because, in the eyes of the characters in the plot, the dreamer is a stranger, and a dreamer like him might be classified as an extraterritorial evil spirit.

He first accepted the Bull Demon King. Therefore, compared to Zhu Bajie, the Bull Demon King is his own. Li Mu allowed him to be presumptuous once and asked him to find a sense of belonging to the organization.

For a long while.

Zhu Bajie returned to his senses and looked at the Bull Demon King in surprise: "Lao Niu, are you crazy? Don't entertain the old pig when you are crazy. Lao Zhu is now a Buddhist man, the Jade Emperor is not faint, and I don’t have any money. Relationship, you guys go quickly, don’t bother the old pig’s lunch break. I heard what you just said, I didn’t hear a word."

Talk about it.

Zhu Bajie stopped paying attention to everyone, and with his ears drooping, he planned to return to the chair in the shade of the tree to continue to sleep.

Heavenly Court, Buddhism, and Zhu Bajie's life ups and downs, glorious, never failed, have gone through too many ups and downs, have seen many things early, the so-called ebb and flow, but it is all powerful people who are making arrangements. Everyone They are all pawns on the chessboard.

Therefore, after becoming an envoy of the Jingtan, eating, sleeping, and teasing beautiful women became his lifelong pursuit.

Disputes outside?

Love so and so!

He doesn't bother to blend in!

…

"Master Bai, he doesn't agree, kill the pig!" The Bull Demon King succeeded with a trivial trick, smiled triumphantly, and turned his head to Li Mu.

"Niu Devil, don't think that the old pig can't beat you, so you are afraid of you." Zhu Bajie exploded his hair again, he held the nine-tooth nail rake, turned around abruptly, and hummed a few times, "Lao Zhu is now a Buddhism People, if you dare to move me, if you don’t say that Bodhisattva and Buddha can’t live there, my monkey brother won’t be able to spare you..."

"Fantastic Orc." Dr. Banner muttered while looking at Zhu Bajie with interest.

The last time he transformed, he broke his clothes and also broke Stark's smart glasses.

At this time, Dr. Banner went to the village to follow the customs, wearing a scholar shirt like Liu Yanchang, half-drawn glasses tied to his head with a rope, looking nondescript.

But this did not prevent him from exploring this strange world. As he came into contact with more and more things, the more he felt that the spells of this world could help him solve Hulk's problems.

after all.

Dr. Banner witnessed the transformation of the Bull Demon with his own eyes. After he became a bull, he did not lose consciousness, and he could grow back even after his head was cut off. This ability is already stronger than Hulk.

What attracts Dr. Banner most is that the Bull Demon King can switch between the two forms at will.

The half-pig in front of him should also have this ability.

After figuring out the principle of these orcs' transformations, maybe the Hulk problem can be easily solved.

…

"Marshal Canopy, the old cow is teasing you!" Li Mu smiled slightly, "Lao Niu is a bullshit, so how can you dare to fight against the heavens. The reason why we are here is because the marshal has eaten all the food in the world, and he must have a great deal of food. Deep attainments.” He has always been Mu Yebing, “Our brother Mu has devoted all his life to gourmet food and aspires to become the God of Cookery in the Three Realms. Therefore, we have come to use the marshal’s tongue to help the Mu brothers’ cooking skills. Some valuable comments."

"He's a man?" Zhu Bajie looked at Mu Yebing, stunned for a moment, then laughed, and put away the nail rake, "After a long time, I invited the old pig to eat. Let me just say it. The Bull Demon can't even beat Nazha. , And addicted to beauty, and hooked up with a saucy fox, not clear, how can you have the courage to rebel?"

"Pig Bajie, you are enough." Niu Devil King was exposed repeatedly, his old face was as black as the bottom of a pot, but Li Xiaobai didn't dare to make too much trouble, so he snorted coldly and said, "Don't look at the Huan you call now. When you regret it, you will be slaughtered later, and the old cow will eat you clean."

"Old pig is waiting for you to slaughter." Zhu Bajie smiled and looked at Mu Yebing holding a spatula, "Brother Mu, I think you are not an easy one if you carry a pot and a spatula. Old pig is the most willing to support the younger generation. I’m not telling you, the old pig has lived for thousands of years, flat peaches, elixir, ginseng fruit, nothing has been eaten, have never seen anything, become a messenger of the world, all kinds of food offerings, there is nothing but the mouth of the old pig. You want Cook, come to the old pig to taste, really find the right person! Heavenly Court really lacks the position of God of Cookery, brother, work hard. I am optimistic about you..."

It's not that Zhu Bajie didn't doubt Li Mu, but it was really weird that this group of people were walking together. The Bull Demon King, Brother Meishan, and a few mortals couldn't beat them.

Moreover, the Bull Demon King called the young man Bai Ye, and the Meishan brothers didn't respond, which was even more strange!

Who is he?

but,

No one is a cultivator who goes out carrying a spatula and picking up a few dishes!

It can be said that Zhu Bajie is in a completely confused state. He knows that this group of people are not good.

But he also knew that he really couldn't beat the Bull Demon King.

Could it be that he was really beaten, and then find a monkey to avenge him!

Heroes don't suffer from immediate losses, so they will fool around first.

"Marshal Canopy, please give me your advice." Mu Yebing smiled with a fist, and methodically laid out the wok, cutting board, and various condiments and dishes one by one.

Chen Xiang and Liu Yanchang helped, and the two guys occasionally looked at Zhu Bajie, showing a trace of sympathy.

However, these little details were ignored by Zhu Bajie, who was worried.

Young Master Feng looked at Zhu Bajie, with a sweet smile: "I heard that Marshal Tianpeng once was in charge of the Tianhe Eighty Thousand Marine Army? He also used to resist the decree and not abide by it for the sake of the common people of the world, and sent back the weak water that ravaged the mortal world. Tianhe!"

"That's it." Hearing the praises of beautiful women, and talking about his heroic past, Zhu Bajie's vigilance became more and more intense, but the praise of beautiful women still made him feel a little airy, "It has passed, it is all the past. My son, I have forgotten the old pig, and my sister still remembers it so clearly. It's really intentional!"

Even after becoming the envoy of the net altar, Zhu Bajie still had a fascination with Chang'e. At first sight of Master Feng, who was a bit more beautiful than Chang'e, it was inevitable that there was a lot of imagination deep in his heart. Even if he knew that Master Feng had ulterior motives, he even had the idea of ​​giving in a little bit.

Greedy and **** has always been Zhu Bajie's weakness.

Becoming an envoy of the altar, clear rules and precepts did not wipe out his weakness. Looking at the moon all day long thinking about Chang'e, on the contrary, this weakness became weaker and weaker.

In the world of Baolian Lanterns, he was badly injured by the fox demon's grandmother Xiaoyu, who inhaled Yang Qi twice. If he didn't push halfway and half, how could the fox demon succeed so easily!

"The marshal is a real hero. At that time, everyone was praising the **** Erlang and the Three Madonnas, thinking that water control was their credit, but I felt that without the marshal coordinating them, the two of them would not be able to control the weak water! In my heart, the Marshal is also a great hero." Young Master Feng smiled, "Sometimes, I even think that it is not Monkey King, but the Marshal who made a noise in the Heavenly Palace. I really hope that one day, I can see the eight with my own eyes. Brother Jie, like Erlang Shen and Monkey King, make a fuss back to the Heavenly Palace!"

"No trouble, no trouble." Zhu Bajie glanced at Master Feng and waved his hand again and again, "Little sister, now I am the person of Fangxian, I can do chanting and practice on weekdays, and I can't take care of the heavens!"

Li Mu waited for Master Feng to finish drawing the future for Zhu Bajie, and said with a smile: "Xiao Feng, what a mess, don't tease the marshal. We still have business affairs!"

"If you don’t have anything to do, you will steal if you do it, you know that you have no good intentions!" Seeing Li Mu and Feng Gongzi standing together, Zhu Bajie was ashamed of himself, and the beauty inspired by Feng Gongzi was instantly suppressed. Going down, he snorted dissatisfiedly, "If you have any business, let's talk about it. Say it in advance. The old pig has limited ability. I will help if I can help. I will never do anything if I can't help."

"It's not a big deal!" Li Mu smiled, "The marshal's eyes are like torches, and we can see through our cultivation at a glance. This time, we came to the marshal to make a bet with the marshal!"

"Say." Zhu Bajie said.

"Betting on food." Li Mu said with a smile, pointing to Mu Yebing, "just bet on the dishes my Mu brothers made."

"What a gambling method?" Zhu Bajie came in interest.

"Brother Mu's cooking skills are already perfect." Li Mu smiled, "Every dish is perfect, without flaws. If his cooking fails to impress the marshal, we will lose, and we will let them. The marshal sent. If the marshal is impressed, how about one thing the marshal promises us for a dish?"

"I can't help my old pig to decide whether the food is good or not! You dare to propose this kind of unbeatable bet? It seems that you have eaten the old pig!" Zhu Bajie smiled, and his eyes swept across the cow. The Demon King and others asked, "They are yours too?"

"We won all the cooking, otherwise you think, why would they go together?" Li Mu smiled, "Marshal, no one can resist the temptation of the ultimate gourmet, they are convinced that they lose."

Won?

Looks like the past!

It can be said that the Meishan brothers are honest people, he still believes, Bull Demon King?

Zhu Bajie chuckled, and when he wanted to speak, he frowned. The Bull Demon was dishonest, so he walked with them willingly!

Things seem to be more serious!

He swallowed and asked, "Did the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers both lose?"

"Both are lost. Both the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers are honest people." Li Mu nodded and smiled, "If the Marshal wins, he can also order them to do things. If the Marshal doesn't dare to bet, we turn around and leave, the world's foodies Marshal Tianpeng was not the only one. However, at that time, the Buddhist envoys from the Temple of Pure Altar, who were named for eating, were afraid of losing, so he dared not eat a bite of the food delivered to the door, for fear that it would spread to the Three Realms."

The Bull Demon King timely passed through his contemptuous eyes: "Master Bai, this is a courageous pig, don't talk nonsense with him, just tie him up and give it to the shepherd to cook."

"Lao Niu, first salute and then soldier." Li Mu smiled and said to the bull demon king.

"..." The Bull Demon was speechless.

The Meishan brothers were speechless.

Zhu Bajie's heart trembled, this **** really wants to hit him!

He looked at Muye Bing intently, his breath was muddy, his feet were heavy, he was just an ordinary person no matter how he looked, and the talking boy and the beauty were not high in cultivation.

Among their teams, the ones with the highest cultivation level are his acquaintances, the Bull Demon King and the Meishan Brothers?

Even that dog's cultivation base is higher than that of the cook?

How delicious a mortal can cook, even the Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers have conquered it!

impossible?

The main force of this group of guys is definitely not Li Xiaobai, I'm afraid it is the Bull Demon King, or Brother Meishan...

Is it Erlang God?

But he hasn't competed with the world for hundreds of years, and he has entered Buddhism again. What can Erlang Shen do to find him?

Weird!

Zhu Bajie is puzzled. The most important thing is that he really can't think of the reason for losing.

After taking a deep breath, Zhu Bajie said, "Okay, the old pig is betting with you. Don't blame me for not reminding you in advance, old pig my mouth is awkward, Zhenyuan Daxian's ginseng fruit doesn't taste much. For a while. It’s not tasty, I can say anything, and, I won, don’t deny you guys, there is someone behind me, old pig."

Can't see clearly, can't see through.

Zhu Bajie decided to go further and see what they wanted to do. After all, he was a person with a card, so there shouldn't be any danger to his life.

"Marshal, please wait a moment." Muye Bing smiled slightly, and took out a few eggs from the basket. "The first dish is relatively simple, called omelet."

"It's just an egg." Zhu Bajie said with disdain, but before he could finish his words, his gaze was attracted to him.

When Makino ice picked up the egg, it was like a different person.

The egg was in his hand, the egg white and the yolk separated lightly, and even the egg shell fell from the air, drawing a beautiful parabola, as if shining brightly...

The blue flame of the wood fire burns the bottom of the pan. Under his control, the flame seems to have life. He stirred the yolk of the hand, and the red sauce fell in the sun and fell on the egg skin. , It's like a combination of strength and beauty...

Just watching his cooking process, Zhu Bajie's throat couldn't help but began to roll, secreting a lot of saliva, full of expectations for the unheard omelette that was about to fall into the plate.

He has lived for thousands of years, and he has never seen anyone do it like him. It's so gorgeous.

Damn it!

The Bull Demon King and the Meishan brothers wouldn't really be made by him with vegetables!

Zhu Bajie had such thoughts involuntarily in his heart.

"It's so fragrant!" Zhu Bajie was stunned, and a white plate was already in front of him. On the plate was a slightly trembling ohm egg that shone with golden light, exuding a seductive fragrance.

"Marshal, please enjoy." Muye Bing humbly pushed the plate in front of Zhu Bajie and smiled.

Gudong!

Zhu Bajie glanced at Muye Bing with a weird expression, took the plate without using a spoon, and directly put the omelette on it into his mouth.

"Woo!"

At the moment when the Omdan entered, Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and all his braids exploded.

At that moment.

He just felt surrounded by countless bubbles.

In his mouth, the ohm egg that he had prepared countless praises and criticisms did not even wait for him to chew it, it slowly melted away, went directly into his stomach, disappeared, and left him endless. The aftertaste.

"good to eat!"

As soon as the two words were uttered, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes again, but when he saw Li Mu's narrowed eyes and the axe that Wagyu Demon King put on his neck, he knew that he had lost.

Because of a mouthful of eggs, he let go of all his vigilance, and if he can say something against his heart, there will be a demon.

"Marshal, you lost." Li Mu waved his hand, and the Bull Demon King retracted his axe in a serene manner.

"Well, I lost." Zhu Bajie nodded.

"One thing." Li Mu raised a finger.

"Yeah." Zhu Bajie pursed his lips, looking expectantly at Mu Yebing, "Come on."

Makino ice smiled and returned to the stove.

Stir-fried vegetables, fish noodles, oden, egg fried rice...

One after another, the dishes that shone with various colors were fried. The pigs who ate were full of joy, full of ugliness, and the nature of the wanton releaser. They forgot to bet, and they looked forward to eating the next food...

It wasn't until Makino Bing used up all the ingredients he brought that Zhu Bajie really recovered. He was disappointed. He looked at Makino Bing: "I lost, I am convinced, you deserve the name of God of Cookery."

"The Marshal lost to us thirty-three things." Li Mu pointed to the plate next to Zhu Bajie and asked with a smile, "Would you like to admit it?"

Zhu Bajie relaxed completely and said with a smile: "I have enjoyed the ultimate beauty of life. I am willing to bet and give up. Just mention anything."

"Marshal, then we are not welcome." Li Mu smiled, "The first thing, for some time in the future, we will stay overnight in Jingtan Temple."

"No problem." Zhu Bajie was taken aback, as if he didn't expect such a simple thing, he looked at everyone, nodded and agreed, staying overnight, he could just eat.

Li Mu smiled and pointed to Chenxiang: "The second thing is that Chenxiang is the son of the Three Madonnas. You are responsible for teaching him martial arts and martial arts, helping him split Huashan and saving the Three Madonnas..."